Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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John Andrews Stan said:
Holy shit, he has ZERO awareness of how creepy it is for him to do this. I hope the object of his obsession reports him for it.

In other news, Bob’s still struggling with basic spelling and punctuation —while calling someone else a “dumbfuck.”

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What a disingenuous mongoloid to compare tear gas to fucking sarin. And what is the police supposed to do, use live ammo? That's not against international law.
 
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Something I just noticed. Inside the spoiler are two posts from Bob from each of his accounts. Both are a minute from each other and it might help explain his daily routine.
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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Free healthcare would've cleared up all thes…

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What I noticed was the source of the tweets. Main is from his phone and alt is from his computer. I looked into it a little bit.
listing of everything on his main business account
Listing of everything on his alt personal account
He predominantly seems to use his main account on his phone while his alt seems to come from his desktop. There's a slight mix of tweetdeck within both but there still is a noticeable divide between the two. Maybe the reason he continues to put "spicy" takes on his main is because he can't be bothered to get out of bed and type it up on his computer? These are the mysteries.
John Andrews Stan said:
Holy shit, he has ZERO awareness of how creepy it is for him to do this. I hope the object of his obsession reports him for it.
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I don't believe she would but even if she did it wouldn't matter for two reasons:

- She's currently avoiding a ban.

- Bob has the checkmark and she does not.
 
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XtrmGamr719 said:
We need various wojaks of Bob, because Bob would absolutely be raging tardcum (ew...)
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I think the reaction image would encapsulate his reaction, though: crying like a baby and impotently raging in horror at the atrocity visited upon his childhood icon (in New York City, home of Mario and center of culture and intelligence, no less).
 
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He said he was going to protect it again a few days ago.
Because Cinema Robert is very smart and surely there are no trolls in his 3k follower count who will leak every tweet.
He’ll just unlock again though. He won’t get engagement and no one will see his amazing dunks on the obsoletes.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
Lol the personal account lasted longer than I thought it would. I wonder if he got some kind of confirmation that he's not getting verified status for his personal?
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Considering how shit and unresponsive Twitter is? I doubt it, especially now that they are working from home due to the Chinese virus. They will probably just ignore him. The funniest possible result, though, is that they realize that neither account should have the checkmark, so they strip it from his main and send him a message telling him so. The second funniest, and second most likely, result is that they eventually send him a denial but make him wait a really long time for it while he frantically pesters them the whole time.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Considering how shit and unresponsive Twitter is? I doubt it, especially now that they are working from home due to the Chinese virus. They will probably just ignore him. The funniest possible result, though, is that they realize that neither account should have the checkmark, so they strip it from his main and send him a message telling him so. The second funniest, and second most likely, result is that they eventually send him a denial but make him wait a really long time for it while he frantically pesters them the whole time.
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Verification isn’t open and hasn’t been for a while. They’ll verify accounts but there is no application or official channel.
What Bob should be concerned about is that he says something offensive on his personal account, it gets flagged, Twitter auto bot mods ban him and it bans his “professional” account because he’s linked them either with the same phone number for verification or by ip.
 
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