Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob honestly sees that blue checkmark as a vindication of all his repulsive behavior. He genuinely thinks it means he's better than other people, that it's a mark of distinction. It would break his heart to lose it.

Bob's heart is already broken from decades of fast food and no exercise. That and like most prolific cows, he tends to bounce back from bouts of supposed sadness quite fast
 
Day 1256 of the false leader's rule

I've preimpatvely blocked my naughty account because OrangeManBad is mad at twitter for stopping him from his naughty things. This way I will be safe from those undesirables who laugh at me. The only people who follow me are True and Honest fans and those submentals would never have been able to figure out that they should have already been following me. Their dumb and I am better then they're obsolete dumbness.

Naomi hasn't liked anything that I've said about her in a few weeks and slanted bitch is looking right for a fit.

Out of PBR. Will need to make an expedition to the Sunoco to restock. Unsure of whether I'm swimming in dosh or bill collectors are pounding on the above apartment's door reality is starting to blur...

Verification isn’t open and hasn’t been for a while. They’ll verify accounts but there is no application or official channel.
What Bob should be concerned about is that he says something offensive on his personal account, it gets flagged, Twitter auto bot mods ban him and it bans his “professional” account because he’s linked them either with the same phone number for verification or by ip.
I need to stress that I don't want this to happen but I can think of nothing funnier than Bob even more openly advocating for genocide and oppression on his alt and his main getting the ban hammer instead. The likely hood of it happening is slim, I know, but MAN:hah:
 
Don't worry fellow mankids! A mysterious "friend" has saved the heckin Nintendorino toys.
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Gee who could this mysterious savior of children's toys be?
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What a disingenuous mongoloid to compare tear gas to fucking sarin. And what is the police supposed to do, use live ammo? That's not against international law.
Tear gas is the fucking "chemical weapon" they're talking about? Are they going to pretend that's not fucking standard procedure for riots? That is such a deliberate attempt at being misleading.

What caused this? Too much pushback for his scorching takes again?

Anyway, be sure to screencap all his Tweets. Considering how he handled getting blocked by Aimee Terese, we know it's what he'd want.

Don't worry fellow mankids! A mysterious "friend" has saved the heckin Nintendorino toys.
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Gee who could this mysterious savior of children's toys be?
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"People getting beaten and small businesses getting torched is great, but we've got to protect the Mario plushies!"
 
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He predominantly seems to use his main account on his phone while his alt seems to come from his desktop. There's a slight mix of tweetdeck within both but there still is a noticeable divide between the two. Maybe the reason he continues to put "spicy" takes on his main is because he can't be bothered to get out of bed and type it up on his computer? These are the mysteries.
Surely a superior human being from the America that matters and uses twitter 24/7 has to know you can have more than one account logged in on Twitter's app, right?

Bob certainly is smart enough to not having been using one account per device and posting personal and political stuff on his "professional" MovieBob account because he's too lazy to tweet from his computer, right?
 
Surely a superior human being from the America that matters and uses twitter 24/7 has to know you can have more than one account logged in on Twitter's app, right?

Bob certainly is smart enough to not having been using one account per device and posting personal and political stuff on his "professional" MovieBob account because he's too lazy to tweet from his computer, right?
You're asking too much for him to understand.
 
Yeah, Billy-Bob went full ho-ass coward bitch because he couldn't rely on his orbiters or brother to fight his battles for him on his personal, and couldn't completely filter out people by checkmarks to avoid getting clapback. He's been doing this for over a week, and this was why I couldn't report him for stalking a lady he clearly wants to rape like his old pal Faraci.
 
Yeah, Billy-Bob went full ho-ass coward bitch because he couldn't rely on his orbiters or brother to fight his battles for him on his personal, and couldn't completely filter out people by checkmarks to avoid getting clapback. He's been doing this for over a week, and this was why I couldn't report him for stalking a lady he clearly wants to rape like his old pal Faraci.

Bob raped Devin Faraci?!?!?!?!
 
I love that you're specifically not supposed to promote your stuff on Twitter today if you're white and following the hashtag, but he can't help but shamelessly attempt to boost his follower account on his super secret cool guy account.
Rules for "thee nor for me" or "no bad tactics only bad targets".
Much like his YouTube account his Blue Checkmark is a relic of a bygone era and the only reason people still kinda pay attention to him, no one cares about him as a person just what he represents. Psychologically he can't deal with the fact he is only where he is because he was in the right place at the right time and like so many cutting edge inventions like the Zeppelin or the Steam Boat he will slowly fade into irrelevance, kept on life support based solely on their novelty as a quaint relic from a bygone era. Bob is desperate for validation as an intelligent person outside his lucky break and will shamelessly try to hijack a hashtag to promote himself in a desperate attempt to get people to like him for who he is rather than what he was. Bob protecting his account is him admiting deep down in his psyche that he is a nobody coasting of his previous fame and doomed to be a lonely basement dweller for the rest of his life.

Or hes a dumb drunken narcissistic idiot who forgot what he was doing. Whichever floats your boat.
 
Bob raped Devin Faraci?!?!?!?!
If you count silently dropping any support of him and trying to make people forget he supported him as rape, yes. I'm reasonably certain Billy-Bob is the type of person who does actually believe in women "asking for it" and who probably wants to rape them himself due to how entitled and creepy he is.
 
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