Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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We can add this to the pile of Things Bob Thinks Will Matter in More Than a Week, like that dumb She-Ra symbol that he claimed was going to become secret lesbian code.

Hell, if the Dems gerrymander AOC's district out of existence like they're supposedly planning, then nobody will remember her as a whole soon enough, let alone whatever dumbass thing she said today.

It has to be remembered that the only reason AOC got elected was because her predecessor was extremely lazy in campaigning because he won a double digit amount of terms straight. As soon as she stops being a useful idiot she'll get Cynthia McKinney'd by the DNC.
 
Bob has a funny definition of “signal-boosting BLM” — literally dozens of tweets about shit like Sega, Jim Henson, horror movies, Elizabeth Warren’s dog, how unattractive other men are (...), and other frivolity that has nothing to do with BLM, protests, or police brutality. A sample:

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Does twatter include retweets in a user's tweet count? Because after ten years on that shithole, ~224k of them is fucking preposterous, even for Bob. That's almost 70 a day, every day. How does he find the time to make his shitty videos, cook his shitty chicken, or jerk off to Peach cosplayers in his shitty Mario costume?
 
How does he find the time to make his shitty videos, cook his shitty chicken, or jerk off to Peach cosplayers in his shitty Mario costume?
By not having friends, a romantic relationship, children, non-sedentary hobbies, or the guts to leave the neighborhood where he was born, let alone travel.
 
Does twatter include retweets in a user's tweet count? Because after ten years on that shithole, ~224k of them is fucking preposterous, even for Bob. That's almost 70 a day, every day. How does he find the time to make his shitty videos, cook his shitty chicken, or jerk off to Peach cosplayers in his shitty Mario costume?

It does count retweets.
 
Thats not how the Tottenkopf symbol even looks you stupid bastards! You fuckers constantly bring up Nazis an dont know what their symbols even look like, minus the swastika.
Nobody can ever use any symbol, flag, uniform or make any form of salute ever again because Nazis have symbols, a flag, salute, and had uniforms. What's so hard to understand?
 

First, to the soyface asking to explain the skull because "OMG, the nahzies also used skulls". Skulls are used as symbols in armed forces all over the world, and the resons is simple, intimidation. Here is the Brazil's Special Operations Battalion symbol.

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That is one of many examples, Israeli, Russian forces, etc. And some of these skull symbol date even before the "Nazis", they didn't invent this shit.

Now for Robert. The Punisher skull is also used by American sniper forces, and others, not in a "official" manner, but it is a symbol the military and american armed forces seem to dig.

And the reason why Disney doesn't go after the copyright on the army or cops is that it would be considered by many, including the media of course, as a political act.

The thing about the world, Robert, is that it insists in keep turning, and as cruel as it may sound, eventually we will be back to business as usual and it will move on from the riots and the causes of it. And that is why Disney, or any other global company with stakes on how legislations and politcal regulations are made, don't make any waves to upset any particular group.

Sure, Disney can do the woke dance all the way, or more like pretend to dance without commitement, but they won't ever directly fuck around with any group that might have any political influence in the future, because they need their loby prospects regardless of who is holding the pen.

Right now, it all good to have the BLM flags and support the riots a 100%, just wave and smile, but the world turns and people move on, so you don't want any decision made in a moment in a time that will soon fade to fuck up your future endeavors.

So just wave those flags and smile Disney, wave and smile... from a distance.
 
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Said girl then got her own cosmetic procedures in the form of a steel baton and everyone clapped.

While not directly Bob related, I did wanna leave this here as it all seems to fit in with Bob.
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from the archive
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She gone hit the wall hard fam.
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A lesbian who hates capitalism AND openly wishes and celebrates death on those she doesn't like? If they ever meet I can see some really stupid and ugly babies being born from her raping Bob.
The tamagotchimilf onlyfans no longer exists for some reason. Why she changed her handle is something only the wall knows.
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Thots are not funny.

But why is any of this relevant? Seven words: Disposable media and "hot lesbian communist analysis". I can think of nothing more Bob like than this which is so utterly vapid, devoid of meaning, and bereft of worth. I tried listening to it and is insufferable as listening to two pseudo intellectual fake dykes giggle over every single thing they say should be. The attention hungry thots comparing goddamn Riverdale to Twin Peaks is the very kind of comparison that I'd expect Robert to make.
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Sadly for the stronk females of this lesbian, communist podcast, Bob has not followed them yet. Maybe he supports them on onlyfans?
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Nobody can ever use any symbol, flag, uniform or make any form of salute ever again because Nazis have symbols, a flag, salute, and had uniforms. What's so hard to understand?
The salute was stolen from the Roman Empire, the manji was mangled into the swastika, and the uniforms were astonishingly good.
 
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