Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jack Awful]

Freud would have a field day with this.

Spoiler: *visibly shudders*

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1271185574402105346

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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the gif
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the rant from Leigh Alexander which he ended up retweeting half of

https://twitter.com/leighalexander/status/1271109667926806529

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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Spoiler: the retweets

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She must not be excited for Last of Us 2

Without reading the wall of text from Leigh, the implication is that Bobbyboi too jerks off to bleak scenes of death and destruction. Even after reading it it still comes off as Bobbyboi whips the ol' gripper to human suffering...which only makes too much sense...

Why do these people involve themselves video games when they hate them, the people that make them, and the people that play them?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Back during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, Bob kept insisting that he just knew Kavanaugh was guilty, he was sure of it. Why? Well, because he used to go to parties, see, parties attended by Catholic school jock-bros and saw first-hand how douchey and rapey they were. I never tire of pointing this out, but Bob looked like this in high school:

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He was a fat, greasy, doughball of a nerd. I doubt Bob was ever invited to any party in high school, much less the kind of party attended by elite private school students. Bob's social life consisted of sitting alone in his room crying and masturbating with the tears. I doubt he gets any more social invitations now, after decades of sitting alone marinating in Marvel and hatred. No one likes Bob. No one has ever liked Bob. Parties are something Bob has seen on TV and in movies, not something he's ever been involved in.

He had to say that he saw them being douchey and rapey at parties because "I saw them getting invited to parties and flirting with hot chicks after they laughed at me for being way, way too obsessive about Mario, and I was left stewing in rage" doesn't quite land the same way, even though it's no doubt far closer to the truth.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Literally this:

Chris is far from alone in this. It's not a parody anymore.

We reached the point when BET isn't ridiculed for being everything wrong with black culture. I'm the stone that the builder refused...
Also Jimmy Kimmel is the worst late night show host, all of them are cunts but Kimmel gives these speeches that are supposed to show him as a respected leader to Democrats.

Btw, I don't know if any of you did it already but just in case:

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT ( The Big Picture) : The Escapist : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A rather infamous rant by infamous movie reviewer Bob MovieBob Chipman.

archive.org

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Robert doesn’t seem to realize that there already is a Godzilla statue, just in Tokyo.
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Tokyo has Godzilla, Philadelphia has/ had Rocky, and Detroit will soon have it's RoboCop statue. What Pop Culture icon has a statue in Boston? Looks like Boston isn't such a great city after all.

Dunno if it's autism spectrum or not, but I think Bob has a fundamental problem with distinguishing between fiction and reality. I said it before, but I think Bob has a basic problem with understanding that movies are not real. Like, on a surface level he'll acknowledge that they're not real, but from his behaviour it feels like he just knows that the characters and stories are not real while the underlying rules and concepts are, in fact, real. Like, the good guys win, the nerds get the hot girls, and the bullies are beaten. Violent protests result in meaningful positive change, and the main characters (aka those who matter) are never hurt during a riot.
It's not a conscious thing, just some underlying misconception about reality. The resulting cognitive dissonance is gnawing at him, especially since 2016. He KNEW that Trump couldn't possibly win, it was against his ingrained rules of reality, and yet, Trump won. So to him, this reality is just fundamentally flawed and broken, and it's killing him. The only way he could reconcile this is by treating this as the second act of storytelling, where the protagonists have to fight increasing odds, so he slips further and further into demented, radical thoughts of revenge.
On the other hand, he also thought he was already through his second act, with the struggles of his highschool bullying being the low point, and with Obama and then Hillary coming the time of redemption and reward for him. So he's currently raging impotently at reality not aligning with his vision.

Tl;dr Bob has some fundamental cognitive dissonance about reality and it's breaking his smooth brain.

Sounds like Chris-Chan where he was so sheltered and isolated from the world that he saw it through the lenses of the childrens shows he watched. Where Chris readily accepted that he had an evil twin trying to steal his identity, a cabal of Supervillains trying to ruin his life, and his internet girlfriend getting kidnapped by her brother forcing Chris to go on a heroic quest to save her; Bob sees the world as a High School movie because he never left High School mentally.

They tried to get someone fired for giving Brick by Brick a negative review. That’s beyond the pale IMO.

Here is what Bob had to say about his high school bullying:

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Well at least Bobs whole attitude of "hate on white people who I think are beneath me to prove I'm one of the good whites to the POCs" isn't an act like other progressives. Dudes been a bootlicking social climber since High School

Why do these people involve themselves video games when they hate them, the people that make them, and the people that play them?

Money for most for Bob it's the one place in life where he can succeed

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Money for most for Bob it's the one place in life where he can succeed

It took him several years to complete the first Super Mario Bros. game on NES. As someone mentioned up thread, the rest of his game “interest” seems almost nonexistent and Bob’s boner is over Mario himself, not the game. Also he’ll never succeed.

 

[Bolo]

Freud would have a field day with this.

Spoiler: *visibly shudders*

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1271185574402105346

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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the gif
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the rant from Leigh Alexander which he ended up retweeting half of

https://twitter.com/leighalexander/status/1271109667926806529

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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Spoiler: the retweets

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She must not be excited for Last of Us 2

Without reading the wall of text from Leigh, the implication is that Bobbyboi too jerks off to bleak scenes of death and destruction. Even after reading it it still comes off as Bobbyboi whips the ol' gripper to human suffering...which only makes too much sense...

Leigh Alexander... goddamn Robert, digging up the Game gate has beens huh... I forgot this cunt was still kicking. And I didn't get the feeling Robert was getting a kick out of human suffering, more like just his usual "yas queen" boot licking.

Also, it goes without saying that I don't have the big brain as Leigh, but who exactly is she burning here? I mean, I get the joke, that dumb videogames are toys, and trying to instill them narratives that are "deep" makes you look like a pretentious dildo trying to hard to earn a storyteller status...

And sure, videogames are riffled with pretentious dildos thinking they are ushering the newest classics of dramaturgy in a digital stage... but she keeps saying triple AAA, when we see this sort of stories more on the indie games front.

Sure, you can call a few triple AAA pretentious crap, but most of them are either silly action stories like Doom, or just plain Hollywood pastiche copy and paste, like Red dead or the Naughty Dog games. Yeah, yeah, we can bitch and moan about the "current year" topics shoehorned in the stories, but at the core, they are very simple and straight forward most of the times, even the tear jerking wannabes like Last of Us.

So, what's up Leigh, what is your beef with the "AAA Narrative designers"? Wait:

Ohhhh I get. So you are a narrative design too! For Reigns, you know, that shitty 3 bucks app that you just swipe your finger saying yes or no to whatever the hell the game procedural story asks? Yeah, I can see just how people will just be captivated by your story on these games Leigh.

Man, It sure doesn't look like Leigh is ragging on writers working on much higher profile games than she is out of spite and jealousy, no sir, not one bit, after all, she is the writer on the Love Island 2 app, Leigh Alexander is the true deal when it comes to Narrative Design.

I gotta agree with Robert here, Yas Queen indeed.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It took him several years to complete the first Super Mario Bros. game on NES. As someone mentioned up thread, the rest of his game “interest” seems almost nonexistent and Bob’s boner is over Mario himself, not the game. Also he’ll never succeed.

Don't know what autism Bob probably has to identify with a character that has no personality, seriously what is Mario's personality? What does Bob see in him? That they're both fat and poorly dressed?

Also Bob has succeeded in life. I don't know of anyone else who despite claiming to being a weightlifter and master survivalist, who once made a video telling gamers to clean up their act and unhealthy lifestyle, succeeded in giving themselves type 2 diabetes.

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Can't tell if Leigh is trying to look smug, badass, or she's just drunk as usual.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Don't know what autism Bob probably has to identify with a character that has no personality, seriously what is Mario's personality? What does Bob see in him? That they're both fat and poorly dressed?

There’s no telling what Bob projected onto Mario. Bob mentions in Brick by Brick how his grandfather was a plumber too. Maybe Bob was just yearning for someone to rescue him from the bullies at school like Mario strives to rescue Princess Toadstool. Next thing ya know, Bob’s in love with a fat wop.

Lol forgot to post this the other day:

 

[Positron]

What is "coins its daughters"?



Can anyone tell me what great things Andrew Cuomo's grandfather did? I can only find a brief reference on Wikipedia, under Mario Cuomo: "Andrea Cuomo... was from Nocera Inferiore, Campania... The family ran Kessler's Grocery Store in South Jamaica, Queens"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can anyone tell me what great things Andrew Cuomo's grandfather did?

In Bob’s eyes, being a registered Democrat makes a man a hero.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why do these people involve themselves video games when they hate them, the people that make them, and the people that play them?

Two separate reasons usually. They used to actually love games when they were young but grew out of it, or they never loved games but due to failing at getting a career in other media they got stuck in games media. Either way, they're mad they're stuck in vidya game media and are mad that gamers aren't interested in turning games into vehicles their bullshit social crusades and let them "cross over" into big boy politics that way.

Ironically, they're a bit like Sargon when you think about it, except even more pathetic because despite his abysmal attempt at being a big boy politician, I don't think Sargon hates being a Youtuber and making videos.

Leigh Alexander... goddamn Robert, digging up the Game gate has beens huh... I forgot this cunt was still kicking. And I didn't get the feeling Robert was getting a kick out of human suffering, more like just his usual "yas queen" boot licking.

Also, it goes without saying that I don't have the big brain as Leigh, but who exactly is she burning here? I mean, I get the joke, that dumb videogames are toys, and trying to instill them narratives that are "deep" makes you look like a pretentious dildo trying to hard to earn a storyteller status...

And sure, videogames are riffled with pretentious dildos thinking they are ushering the newest classics of dramaturgy in a digital stage... but she keeps saying triple AAA, when we see this sort of stories more on the indie games front.

Sure, you can call a few triple AAA pretentious crap, but most of them are either silly action stories like Doom, or just plain Hollywood pastiche copy and paste, like Red dead or the Naughty Dog games. Yeah, yeah, we can bitch and moan about the "current year" topics shoehorned in the stories, but at the core, they are very simple and straight forward most of the times, even the tear jerking wannabes like Last of Us.

So, what's up Leigh, what is your beef with the "AAA Narrative designers"? Wait:

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Ohhhh I get. So you are a narrative design too! For Reigns, you know, that shitty 3 bucks app that you just swipe your finger saying yes or no to whatever the hell the game procedural story asks? Yeah, I can see just how people will just be captivated by your story on these games Leigh.

Man, It sure doesn't look like Leigh is ragging on writers working on much higher profile games than she is out of spite and jealousy, no sir, not one bit, after all, she is the writer on the Love Island 2 app, Leigh Alexander is the true deal when it comes to Narrative Design.

I gotta agree with Robert here, Yas Queen indeed.

Leigh Alexander...

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What is "coins its daughters"?
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I'll attempt to translate:
"it's so weird that" = "I'm too out of the loop to understand why"
"games are still doing the 80's 'handful of ideas' thing" = [no translation available]
"but instead of every game having boomerangs" = [outdated zelda reference]
"or coins" = [ubiquitous mario reference]
"it's daughters" = [a last of us reference, even though besides Ellie there are npc sons, like Artreus from God of War and the non-gendered BB from Death Stranding]
"I am Legend" = "you're alone in a post-apocalyptic city"
"and is-this-reality shifts"= "and dream/hallucination sequences happen."

To summarize: "I'm too out of the loop to understand why" "you're alone in a post-apocalyptic city" "and dream/hallucination sequences happen."
tl;dr bob dumb lul

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It always cracks me up when he unironically uses his BLOB SMASH emojis. (archive)

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Y'know, you'd think that a man who had at least one of his parents pass away would be contemplative of his own mortality and start thinking beyond childish things like kiddie video games and capeshit. Especially a man who's already shaken hands with the Grim Reaper via a diabetes diagnosis. Some day it's going to dawn on Bob that no, he isn't going to live to be 100 just because people in the Jetson's cartoon do, and no, technology isn't going to be close to giving him a robot body by the time he croaks. One day, his eyes will get presbyopic, his joints will get arthritic, and he'll have pain that never quite goes away. He's going to have to think about what he's leaving behind him after death and, other than his siblings' children, he won't have much apart from a collection of gaudy blazers and a body of work that will be more of an indictment against, rather than a monument to, him.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Dunno if it's autism spectrum or not, but I think Bob has a fundamental problem with distinguishing between fiction and reality. I said it before, but I think Bob has a basic problem with understanding that movies are not real. Like, on a surface level he'll acknowledge that they're not real, but from his behaviour it feels like he just knows that the characters and stories are not real while the underlying rules and concepts are, in fact, real. Like, the good guys win, the nerds get the hot girls, and the bullies are beaten. Violent protests result in meaningful positive change, and the main characters (aka those who matter) are never hurt during a riot.
It's not a conscious thing, just some underlying misconception about reality. The resulting cognitive dissonance is gnawing at him, especially since 2016. He KNEW that Trump couldn't possibly win, it was against his ingrained rules of reality, and yet, Trump won. So to him, this reality is just fundamentally flawed and broken, and it's killing him. The only way he could reconcile this is by treating this as the second act of storytelling, where the protagonists have to fight increasing odds, so he slips further and further into demented, radical thoughts of revenge.
On the other hand, he also thought he was already through his second act, with the struggles of his highschool bullying being the low point, and with Obama and then Hillary coming the time of redemption and reward for him. So he's currently raging impotently at reality not aligning with his vision.

Tl;dr Bob has some fundamental cognitive dissonance about reality and it's breaking his smooth brain.

I think it's true. Months ago, he had some stupid tweet where he said that if reality sucks, you should write a different reality. As if hundreds of generations of humans wouldn't have already done it if rewriting reality was that easy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think it's true. Months ago, he had some stupid tweet where he said that if reality sucks, you should write a different reality. As if hundreds of generations of humans wouldn't have already done it if rewriting reality was that easy.

So what’s he fucking waiting for? He tweets ad nauseam about how depressed and angry he is. Just write a new reality, Bob!

 

[Syaoran Li]

With the rise of streaming and downloads, physical video stores are, oh what's the word? Ah yes, obsolete. The brouhaha about Gone with the Wind have nothing to do with wide availability- they have everything to do with the modern book-burning and mass censorship the Left is engaging in. I guarantee that, even is physical stores weren't obsolete, they'd be bowing to Leftist pressure and removing the movie from their shelves (and if they didn't, Leftist "activists" would certainly steal the video and destroy it)- and Bob and his fellow sycophants would be supporting it.

Physical media for TV, movies, and games are not obsolete since streaming is a clusterfuck thanks to copyright and licensing laws while DVD and Blu-Ray remain in production and if anything, SJW cancel culture and corporate censorship is likely driving up the sales of physical media for the near future as seen with Gone With The Wind

But stores for physical media are most certainly obsolete.

As much as I miss video stores and hate streaming in general, I get why video stores went away in the very late 2000's and very early 2010's as Netflix streaming got really popular since the same niche is more or less filled for a monthly fee and from the privacy of your own home.

As it is, the last Blockbuster Video in Oregon is mainly kept in operation as a tourist attraction more than anything else and is sort of a popular destination from what I can tell.

There's a few other mom and pop video stores that are still around for largely the same reasons and I'm honestly surprised if we don't see some company or organization do a similar thing with shopping malls in the near future, but I digress.

Anyway, I get the feeling that Blockbuster Video is for Bob what Manchester High School was for Chris, an idyllic past that never really was.

Makes me wish one of Bob's former co-workers from there would join the Farms and post about how Bob was really like to work with. Especially since Bob probably hate-lurks this thread.

 

[Ashen One]

Back during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, Bob kept insisting that he just knew Kavanaugh was guilty, he was sure of it. Why? Well, because he used to go to parties, see, parties attended by Catholic school jock-bros and saw first-hand how douchey and rapey they were. I never tire of pointing this out, but Bob looked like this in high school:

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And I will never tire of pointing this out, but Bob has no moral high ground to stand on when it concerns accusations of sexual assault because he was, by his own admission, complicit in hiding an actual sex pest.

And this was back when #metoo was just starting, when even saying people should wait for proof meant you wanted every girl and every woman to be raped.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I fucking love how FURIOUS Bob gets over Joker. “Joker would have been a different movie if it had different characters” — oh, word?

 

[Koby_Fish]

In more pretentious terms we call it the "availability heuristic". Bobby spends so much of his life consooming pop-culture drivel that some of these will float on top of his mind when he contemplates real life situations. This is worsened by the fact that such things, in particular Hollywood movies, are designed to manipulate people emotionally, thus etching themselves deeper into your psyche while bypassing rational analysis.

More Chris Chipman dumbness:
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God would love him if he said his prayers with such regularity and devotion. Unfortunately, niggers won't.

i dunno if chris is as much of a 'lapsed catholic' as Bob, but if he is, how hilarious it is that the both of them rejected Organized Religion that offers forgiveness for sins, for a de facto religion for which there is no forgiveness for "sins" (of being insufficiently woke).