Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

I'll attempt to translate:
"it's so weird that" = "I'm too out of the loop to understand why"
"games are still doing the 80's 'handful of ideas' thing" = [no translation available]
"but instead of every game having boomerangs" = [outdated zelda reference]
"or coins" = [ubiquitous mario reference]
"it's daughters" = [a last of us reference, even though besides Ellie there are npc sons, like Artreus from God of War and the non-gendered BB from Death Stranding]
"I am Legend" = "you're alone in a post-apocalyptic city"
"and is-this-reality shifts"= "and dream/hallucination sequences happen."

To summarize: "I'm too out of the loop to understand why" "you're alone in a post-apocalyptic city" "and dream/hallucination sequences happen."
tl;dr bob dumb lul

I for one am disgusted but unsurprised that well known misogynist pig Robert Chipman, who covered up for a rapist, compared Megan Fox to a blow up doll, and routinely dehumanizes any right-of-center woman in a similar fashion, is complaining that there are too many young female characters in video games. Clearly he's afraid of strong women.

Physical media for TV, movies, and games are not obsolete since streaming is a clusterfuck thanks to copyright and licensing laws while DVD and Blu-Ray remain in production and if anything, SJW cancel culture and corporate censorship is likely driving up the sales of physical media for the near future as seen with Gone With The Wind

But stores for physical media are most certainly obsolete.

As much as I miss video stores and hate streaming in general, I get why video stores went away in the very late 2000's and very early 2010's as Netflix streaming got really popular since the same niche is more or less filled for a monthly fee and from the privacy of your own home.

As it is, the last Blockbuster Video in Oregon is mainly kept in operation as a tourist attraction more than anything else and is sort of a popular destination from what I can tell.

There's a few other mom and pop video stores that are still around for largely the same reasons and I'm honestly surprised if we don't see some company or organization do a similar thing with shopping malls in the near future, but I digress.

Anyway, I get the feeling that Blockbuster Video is for Bob what Manchester High School was for Chris, an idyllic past that never really was.

Makes me wish one of Bob's former co-workers from there would join the Farms and post about how Bob was really like to work with. Especially since Bob probably hate-lurks this thread.

Yeah, Robert's "gotchya" is bullshit because he's acting like these video retail stores provided any service that online markets can't. At least until the internet censorship net tightens to 1984 levels, which he fervently supports.

At that point we all become Fahrenheit 451 style criminals, exchanging shitty burned DVD's of Gone With the Wind, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Gods and Generals, and any other movie that portrays any aspect of Confederacy in a remotely positive fashion, while we dodge the Firemen.

Robert will of course be applauding the televised executions of media preserving criminals from his couch, since he's too much of a lazy fatass to become a government thug much like he's too much of a lazy fatass to go out and riot like he's cheering others on for doing.

 

[Meriasek]

Back during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, Bob kept insisting that he just knew Kavanaugh was guilty, he was sure of it. Why? Well, because he used to go to parties, see, parties attended by Catholic school jock-bros and saw first-hand how douchey and rapey they were. I never tire of pointing this out, but Bob looked like this in high school:

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He was a fat, greasy, doughball of a nerd. I doubt Bob was ever invited to any party in high school, much less the kind of party attended by elite private school students. Bob's social life consisted of sitting alone in his room crying and masturbating with the tears. I doubt he gets any more social invitations now, after decades of sitting alone marinating in Marvel and hatred. No one likes Bob. No one has ever liked Bob. Parties are something Bob has seen on TV and in movies, not something he's ever been involved in.

Of course. Bob's knowledge of frat parties comes from National Lampoon's Animal House and Van Wilder, not from actual experience. He claims to have witnessed snotty Harvard douchebags in real life because he's in BAHSTAN, but who here really believes that?

/edit: Anyone ever found out what college he went to?
Probably North Shore Community College, I guess.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Of course. Bob's knowledge of frat parties comes from National Lampoon's Animal House and Van Wilder, not from actual experience. He claims to have witnessed snotty Harvard douchebags in real life because he's in BAHSTAN, but who here really believes that?

/edit: Anyone ever found out what college he went to?
Probably North Shore Community College, I guess.

Are Harvard douchebags known for going to Lynn and hanging out in little podunk family friendly bars where you can play darts to win toys for little girls? Because that's the only place they could encounter Bob outside of his basement, and I don't think that's the sort of place rich horndogs looking to pull some ass go.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

/edit: Anyone ever found out what college he went to?
Probably North Shore Community College, I guess.

He’s gone to great lengths to conceal this information, so sounds about right. Chris went to UMass Lowell and lived on campus, but Bob lived at home for all of college. I wonder how much he resents his siblings for getting the college experience he was deprived of, plus marriage and children. I kind of feel sorry for him— until I remember him trying to get people fired for dumb reasons.

 

[Meriasek]

North Shore offers Communications and Media Studies.

https://www.northshore.edu/academics/guided-pathways/lat-communications.pdf

Oh, and what's this course:
"Television Studies and the Big Picture "
I could totally see Bob naming his show after a community college course.
Might also be why he hides where he studied.
I mean, "The Big Picture" is an obvious name for such a show and might as well be completely unrelated, but on the other hand, we all know how utterly devoid of original ideas Bob is. So this is canon now.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

According to this post, it was Salem State University.

 

[Rei is shit]

Has he seen any apple product over the past decade?

 

[The tired cat]

Has he seen any apple product over the past decade?
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Pretty sure he only saw apple sauce in super markets or apple flavored hot pockets at McDonalds.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Can anyone tell me what great things Andrew Cuomo's grandfather did? I can only find a brief reference on Wikipedia, under Mario Cuomo: "Andrea Cuomo... was from Nocera Inferiore, Campania... The family ran Kessler's Grocery Store in South Jamaica, Queens"

Mario Cuomo is not a symbol of Italian American pride. He's the single biggest reason why so many Italian American communities and neighborhoods disappeared in New York.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

What is "coins its daughters"?
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Can anyone tell me what great things Andrew Cuomo's grandfather did? I can only find a brief reference on Wikipedia, under Mario Cuomo: "Andrea Cuomo... was from Nocera Inferiore, Campania... The family ran Kessler's Grocery Store in South Jamaica, Queens"

Well his dad did have his campaign tag NYC with that catchy catch phrase when he ran for Mayor "Vote for Cuomo not the Homo".

The Homo won for those who don't know.

 

[BScCollateral]

Tokyo has Godzilla, Philadelphia has/ had Rocky, and Detroit will soon have it's RoboCop statue. What Pop Culture icon has a statue in Boston?

Salem has Samantha from Bewitched.

 

[RedStorm]

https://twitter.com/tereseaimee/status/1270040320005173251

Sorry if this has been posted before, but felt insightful enough to share.

 

[Red Hood]

Physical media for TV, movies, and games are not obsolete since streaming is a clusterfuck thanks to copyright and licensing laws while DVD and Blu-Ray remain in production and if anything, SJW cancel culture and corporate censorship is likely driving up the sales of physical media for the near future as seen with Gone With The Wind

Keep circulating the tapes

 

[Meriasek]

According to this post, it was Salem State University.

I prefer my headcanon of MovieBob going to Community College right in his neighbourhood and taking the name for his "big" web show from one of the courses he took. And then thinking he's some highly intellectual academic who's smarter than 95% of the rest of the country.

 

[kiwipenguin]

"any criticism of bob senpai is just evil right wingers"
a rare moviebob defender

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Pokemans are not badly designed you're a dumb nerd

So it seems like the vast majority of moviebob and Andrew Dobson hate originates from right wingers who dredge up old unsavory or iffy content from their pasts, which they obviously matured past and...

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[Karl der Grosse]

And I will never tire of pointing this out, but Bob has no moral high ground to stand on when it concerns accusations of sexual assault because he was, by his own admission, complicit in hiding an actual sex pest.

And this was back when #metoo was just starting, when even saying people should wait for proof meant you wanted every girl and every woman to be raped.

It's an interesting thought exercise to wonder why Bob was never me-too'd. I think it's because Bob has actually never managed to spend any time alone with a female he wasn't related to by blood or marriage. Every photo of Bob in a social setting has been a group thing. Movie depictions of sex and dating, any interactions between a man and a woman, really, are the only things Bob has. It's just another way Autist Bob is completely ignorant of real life.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Has he seen any apple product over the past decade?
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No, and he's also never seen a labia either, Naomi Wu cyborg or otherwise.

 

[Red Hood]

It's an interesting thought exercise to wonder why Bob was never me-too'd. I think it's because Bob has actually never managed to spend any time alone with a female he wasn't related to by blood or marriage. Every photo of Bob in a social setting has been a group thing. Movie depictions of sex and dating, any interactions between a man and a woman, really, are the only things Bob has. It's just another way Autist Bob is completely ignorant of real life.

I mean you can practically smell the B.O. hastily covered by spray deodorant and Mike's Hard Lemonade just looking at a picture of Bob. No doubt that sets off flight responses from the ladies.

 

[Flexo]

What is "coins its daughters"?

dumbass left out a comma.

It should read: "but instead of every game having boomerangs or coins, it's daughters, I Am Legend, and is-this-reality-shifts..."

Now I've got to scrub my motherboard with bleach.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Tokyo has Godzilla, Philadelphia has/ had Rocky, and Detroit will soon have it's RoboCop statue. What Pop Culture icon has a statue in Boston? Looks like Boston isn't such a great city after all.