Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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LMAO he’s big mad. And of course he spells “doxing” the normie way, too.

Bob and at least two other members of his family contacted someone’s employer, intent on removing his ability to put food on the table for his family, because that guy made fun of Bob’s book. Yet he has the gall to RT this:

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It’s a good thing Bob lives in his mental Mushroom Kingdom, completely divorced from the reality of his life. Imagine how crushed he’d be if he had the ability to realize he’s one of the bad guys — and not in a cool way.
 
It’s a good thing Bob lives in his mental Mushroom Kingdom, completely divorced from the reality of his life. Imagine how crushed he’d be if he had the ability to realize he’s one of the bad guys — and not in a cool way.

He knows by now. He may continue to deny it, but deep down he knows how people really feel about him.
 
Bobby gets called out for his genocidal urge. Again.
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I thought one of those child porn incidents was a false flag from one of your buddies/people you kiss up to? Dan Olsen right?
Here Bobby is called to apologize for wishing death on 75% of Americans. He took it as well as you expect:
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Even when confronted with evidence of his own words Bob performs mental gymnastics that will make the girls at Tokyo 2020/2021 feel ashamed.

I don't even get the point he's trying to make here. I know it has something to do with Wendig and Internet Archive, but I don't get what he's trying to say here.

I also think he's not making the point he wants to (whatever it is). Yeah, Metallica had waning popularity pre-Napster saga. But the thing is, people didn't dislike the members of the band until the Napster thing happened. Outright hatred and waning popularity are two separate entities.
Difference between Metallica and Wendig is that Metallica was at one point one of the biggest metal bands ever to the point where they put Guns n Roses to shame. They stood to lose significant amounts of money from Napster and had an understandable, if not greedy, reason to oppose Napster. Wendig can't claim a similar opposition to Internet Archive, he's a nobody in the long run whose books sell like ice in Alaska, he shut the e-libary down out of pure ego.
 
I don't even get the point he's trying to make here. I know it has something to do with Wendig and Internet Archive, but I don't get what he's trying to say here.

I also think he's not making the point he wants to (whatever it is). Yeah, Metallica had waning popularity pre-Napster saga. But the thing is, people didn't dislike the members of the band until the Napster thing happened. Outright hatred and waning popularity are two separate entities.
Yeah, Larz Ulrich in particular didn’t become such a joke that even Weird Al could get street cred for mocking him until after the whole Napster thing
 
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Is not even original, it was done by Gwenpool like 4 years ago
I've only read the first issues of Kamala's Ms. Marvel, I don't remember her being Gwenpool.
I miss the original Gwenpool run.
But considering she's white, and part of the moral is that this level of escapism/'fangirlsm' can be unhealthy is unlikely Bob has read it, or that he liked it.
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Gwenpool (which I'm working on) was written by the awesome Christopher Hastings, who made the excellent Dr McNinja. (and if you want to save yourselves from the robot apocalypse, you'll make that into a cartoon already so we'll be too distracted to kill all humans)

So yeah, he turned a webcomic gig into legit comic work. In short - he actually pulled off what Bob claims to.
 
It's pretty sweet of Robert's more retarded fans to give him an example of how fat adult men should dress to not look like a slob.
I mean... if somehow of miracles, Bob was to actually get with an asian girl, I'm actually 90% convinced that is what his son would look like.

Maybe he's time traveled to ensure dad gets laid because Bob is going to need all the help he can get.
 
Gwenpool (which I'm working on) was written by the awesome Christopher Hastings, who made the excellent Dr McNinja. (and if you want to save yourselves from the robot apocalypse, you'll make that into a cartoon already so we'll be too distracted to kill all humans)

So yeah, he turned a webcomic gig into legit comic work. In short - he actually pulled off what Bob claims to.
Man, I loved Dr. McNinja... Hastings also wrote some Deadpool at first, right? "Fear itself", I think. He's a pretty cool guy and it's great that he has continued success.
Bob would hate him. He clearly enjoys what he's doing, is good at it, and isn't a politicized sperg.
Hastings isn't, right? Please tell me he hasn't turned into a complete sperg in the meantime.
 
Here Bobby is called to apologize for wishing death on 75% of Americans. He took it as well as you expect:
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Am I reading this right? Bob wants 75-80 percent of the country to get Covid, and possibly die in great pain. And he says this is a lowball figure, that the number of white supremacists are in fact even higher than that. Lol, in Bob's future utopia, there's going to be him in his robot body, a holographic Mario to be his friend, and rotting piles of corpses as far as the eye can see. No one else is pure enough.
 
Imagine wanting to turn the whole world into a mass grave and then getting indignant and self-righteous when someone tells you that's a fucked up thing to say. He acts like he's somehow been victimized by having to suffer the inconvenience of being criticized when he says dumb shit.

When he gets called out on his eugenics-cheerleading he always says shit like "but I'm talking about bad guys! Do you support bad guys?" as if that's the operative part of the sentence and not the "culling subhumans" part. He seems to think its okay to say and do anything as long as you're on the right team.
 
Imagine wanting to turn the whole world into a mass grave and then getting indignant and self-righteous when someone tells you that's a fucked up thing to say. He acts like he's somehow been victimized by having to suffer the inconvenience of being criticized when he says dumb shit.

When he gets called out on his eugenics-cheerleading he always says shit like "but I'm talking about bad guys! Do you support bad guys?" as if that's the operative part of the sentence and not the "culling subhumans" part. He seems to think its okay to say and do anything as long as you're on the right team.

Bob will always stubbornly believe that anyone even remotely conservative is a "nazi". Though I wonder if honestly believes it, or just wants brownie points on twitter.
 
Imagine wanting to turn the whole world into a mass grave and then getting indignant and self-righteous when someone tells you that's a fucked up thing to say. He acts like he's somehow been victimized by having to suffer the inconvenience of being criticized when he says dumb shit.

When he gets called out on his eugenics-cheerleading he always says shit like "but I'm talking about bad guys! Do you support bad guys?" as if that's the operative part of the sentence and not the "culling subhumans" part. He seems to think its okay to say and do anything as long as you're on the right team.
Well to be fair, the bullies at school targeted him and not the gays and blacks like normal people bullies would.
 
I like how his main excuse is "Yeah, I wouldn't mind a bit of a genocide, and if it's especially painful and cruel, I'm all for that, but y'know, it's not like I can actually do anything. So what's your problem?"
He can't fathom how anyone could object to even the idea alone. All goes back to him not believing his opponents are human at all. I don't throw the Nazi accusation around often, but his (admittedly ever-shifting) set of beliefs really is close to the Nazis in that regard. There are people(s) he regards as irredeemably subhuman and worthy of nothing but contempt. He might sometimes say that he doesn't want these people(s) to be outright murdered in death camps, but he makes it clear that he absolutely wouldn't mind them dying. Pretty sure he'd just shrug and say "well, they could have voted for Hillary" if someone were to actually build death camps.
Funny thing is, a big part of his contempt comes from his belief that he himself came from a white obsolete working class background, but managed to elevate himself above the troglodyte scum he hates so much. So on one hand he believes that it must be possible to fix their from his perspective vile and broken mindsets, but on the other hand he makes it clear that he doesn't see it as worthy of anyone's time to even try. It's a very conservative sentiment, when you think about it. Pulling up yourself by the bootstraps, those inner city gangbangers CHOSE that life for themselves, why don't they just stop doing that? Bob has the exact same mindset when it comes to white "obsoletes".
He just lacks any and all self-awareness to actually recognize this.
 
It suddenly occurs to me that it's a good thing Bob is so completely incapable of finding ways to interact with society and the wider public. Not because his ideas would get wider views and more acceptance, but because if Bob was able to blend in a little better, and wasn't so timid, he could easily be one of those guys that kidnaps a teenager and keeps her in a concrete pit in the basement. It's his only chance to not die a virgin.
 
Imagine if Bob was an actual psychopath (or was it sociopath?) who could pretend to be normal and put on a charismatic mask.
If he could become a politician or a cult leader it'd be terrifying. Good thing he's completely incapable of anything, so obsoletes of the world are safe from Diabeeto's wrath.
 
Imagine if Bob was an actual psychopath (or was it sociopath?) who could pretend to be normal and put on a charismatic mask.
If he could become a politician or a cult leader it'd be terrifying. Good thing he's completely incapable of anything, so obsoletes of the world are safe from Diabeeto's wrath.
So he's a fat and dumb Ted Bundy?
 
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