Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Rei is shit said:
Someone make sense of this please
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Robert saw the word "facials", got all hot and bothered thinking of pornstars, and started babbling incoherently, trying to be simultaneously funny and intellectual but failing miserably at both.

As near as I can tell he tried to say, "LOL, just admit everyone knows who pornstars are" using way, way too many words, while also trying to slide in praise of the riots and digs at Fox News and Ted Cruz. Again, this is all because an article mentioned facials of the kind found at beauty salons, not cumshots.

Calm down Robert. You're bad enough at thinking, even when your blood isn't rushing away from your brain in a futile effort to get past your belly to your groin.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I wonder how Bob reconciles his love of porn with his supposed feminism. But mostly I just wish he’d stop posting about what he faps to. Is it that hard to believe nobody fucking cares or wants to think about you jerking off, Bob? He’s so goddamn gross.
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Robert thinks that the reason he's not getting laid is because we live in a sexually conservative society with those damn Christian morals, and if it weren't for that he'd be drowning in puss. I mean, what else could it possibly be? Clearly he needs to do his part to help put an end to that by being horny on main as often as possible.
 
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Bob, passionate advocate for innovation and a superior future, is PISSED about a company improving and building upon an existing concept. The company? A fashion brand for hoodrat hoochie mamas.

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Sorry, Bob. That original garment should have remained a prototype never worn in public. The designer is obsolete and has saggy pancake titties. But even she’s not gonna fuck you.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Revere High School is located in the neighboring county, not Lynn, but it's certainly still possible Bob went there. I'm taking it with a grain of salt till we see proof, but if it's legit it'll be nice to have a second person besides Bob telling us about what he was like back then.

@raisinlove Do you remember him having any friends? Were any of those friends girls?
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noone gives a shit about counties here. ma is a commonwealth not a state if that means anything. In states with county powers force you to go to school in the same county or something?

also don’t know aboutfriends who were girls because we didn’t hang out with weirdo nerds esp those with anger issues
 
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Also, wasn't it established that Bob lives in Revere, while his brother lives in Lynn? Dunno where his parents lived back then, but was it necessarily Lynn? Either way, it's just a few miles away, so whatever.
 
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Meriasek said:
Also, wasn't it established that Bob lives in Revere, while his brother lives in Lynn? Dunno where his parents lived back then, but was it necessarily Lynn? Either way, it's just a few miles away, so whatever.
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Lynn is next door. And revere may be shit in some ways (rub and tug directly across from city hall the mayor goes to) but lynn is so ghetto and dogshit that a building 19 couldn’t even stay open

I just saw my cousin at work and he thinks I may have been thinking of a different fat angry video gamer loser named bob With dopefiend family that looks just like him. He remembers the kid getting sent to the McLean hospital to finish school there. It’s a mental hospital with a school for speds too. Did you guys see any evidence of that?
 
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As far as I know, Bob's family isn't known for being dopefiends, and as far as Bob ever let things on, he finished on a normal school and not a spedspital. He only ever bragged about having to go to therapy, but not in a closed mental ward type of deal.
You might have the wrong fat Spedbob from the Bahstan ghetto.
Scary that there's more than one. There might be a whole army of impotent diabetic Pol Pots up there.
 
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Flexo said:
No, but imagining 2 dozen of them waddling up to the White House to try and take down Trump and bring forth DA SUPERIAH FUTUAH is absolutely hilarious.
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I imagine Bob in his Mario costume trying to punch through the wall of the Oval Office like he did in little video, so he can glare at the obsolete orange man while not really knowing what to do next.
Of course, he'd only break his fingers, if he was actually strong enough to do so.
 
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Flexo said:
No, but imagining 2 dozen of them waddling up to the White House to try and take down Trump and bring forth DA SUPERIAH FUTUAH is absolutely hilarious.
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I mean they would all either pass out near the gates or on the frontlawn demanding a snack break, then would probably fight each other because one guy brought double order of McNuggets and quarter pounders.
 
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Meriasek said:
I imagine Bob in his Mario costume trying to punch through the wall of the Oval Office like he did in little video, so he can glare at the obsolete orange man while not really knowing what to do next.
Of course, he'd only break his fingers, if he was actually strong enough to do so.
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The tired cat said:
I mean they would all either pass out near the gates or on the frontlawn demanding a snack break, then would probably fight each other because one guy brought double order of McNuggets and quarter pounders.
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Exactly! Doesn't that all sound like the funniest comedy of the year?

I'd shell out real money right now to watch that shit.
 
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For $75,000 the superior future dog can be yours
At first I'm not sure if Bob is being self aware about the ridiculousness and the feasibility of the superior future that he's owed but then I remembered it's Bob.
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The vid of robo dog

Something that legit shocked me was at 50 seconds in they have a selling point about "can robots help?" while showing the robot doing a thermal scan of people wearing masks, implying that this is the future for telling if someone's been kissed by Corona-chan. It is then followed up by "can robots play?". HAHAHA you are now distracted by the looming threat of being forever surveilled by silly dog bot doing a deal with it maymay. It's then followed by some inane things but we get a one-two punch of "can robots monitor?" and "can robots document?" while showing that you can program the nonthreatening dogbot to patrol a path.

I'm gonna leave with this. While it is a hyperbolic dramatization, I no longer view it as far fetched.
"Enough to kill half a city. The Bad half."
John Andrews Stan said:
What am I looking at here?
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The Shadow said:
Looks like a fat manchild playing with Godzilla and Ghidorah toys.
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It's from his Godzilla: King of Monsters review.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
For $75,000 the superior future dog can be yours
At first I'm not sure if Bob is being self aware about the ridiculousness and the feasibility of the superior future that he's owed but then I remembered it's Bob.
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Something that legit shocked me was at 50 seconds in they have a selling point about "can robots help?" while showing the robot doing a thermal scan of people wearing masks, implying that this is the future for telling if someone's been kissed by Corona-chan. It is then followed up by "can robots play?". HAHAHA you are now distracted by the looming threat of being forever surveilled by silly dog bot doing a deal with it maymay. It's then followed by some inane things but we get a one-two punch of "can robots monitor?" and "can robots document?" while showing that you can program the nonthreatening dogbot to patrol a path.

I'm gonna leave with this. While it is a hyperbolic dramatization, I no longer view it as far fetched.
"Enough to kill half a city. The Bad half."
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It's from his Godzilla: King of Monsters review.
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I for one object to this crazy, paranoid notion of robots wanting to kill all humans.

We want to steal medicines!
 
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