Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Speaking of Bob’s poor health, remember that time he was “literally tearing-up [sic]” over the thought of cutting junk out of his diet? It’s the same blog entry where he tries to gaslight everyone into thinking he’d lost a ton of weight during Game OverThinker. I’d encourage anyone in need of lulz to read the whole post, shit’s hilarious.



Any guesses? I’m going with “Yes, my Mountain Dew chicken that’s been marinating raw for five days is totally safe to eat.”

 

[The tired cat]

It is 100% Trump's fault that cinemas don't require patrons to wear masks:
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Really Kirk Cameron? Bobo, what fucking time period is your blubber filled brain stuck in?

 

[ScamL Likely]

Why even go to a movie theater if you have to wear a mask the whole time? At that point you might as well not even bother since it's overpriced anyway and you'd be uncomfortable the whole time.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob has the weirdest case of diabetes I have ever seen. He claims to have cured it, claiming to have made so much progress on his health and his weight.

But then it just happens to magically reappear again when he needs to use it for an argument he is having on Twitter. Poor Bob.

Maybe he just means that he's fat, which is a big no-no when it comes to the Coofs.

What the hell is "high functioning anxiety", anyway? Sounds like another Tumblr diagnosis for "I am a low self-esteem adult in his 20s/30s who kinda hasn't grown up because high school was easy and I never learned what boundaries and challenges were aside from video games".

Omnilul at Bob actually mentioning a relationship he had (as in, actually dating someone and not just some vague reference to not filling his own plates at cookout, whatever that means), and then it's "briefly" and "likely as a beard". So the one actual relationship he confirms wasn't enough to warrant the classifier of "ex" and probably consisted of them having dinner twice and seeing a movie once, and it's made clear that he didn't get laid because he was just there to show her friends and family that she was totally not lesbian.
Well, after seeing her with Bob, it's certainly not a surprise for anyone around her that she's not into men anymore.
That's probably one of Bob's most pathetic moments in recent times. I'll have to channel my inner Chandler to ask "Could he BE any more of a pathetic virgin?".

 

[Koby_Fish]

Speaking of Bob’s poor health, remember that time he was “literally tearing-up [sic]” over the thought of cutting junk out of his diet? It’s the same blog entry where he tries to gaslight everyone into thinking he’d lost a ton of weight during Game OverThinker. I’d encourage anyone in need of lulz to read the whole post, shit’s hilarious.

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Any guesses? I’m going with “Yes, my Mountain Dew chicken that’s been marinating raw for five days is totally safe to eat.”

Holy Shit, did bob just basically say one of his family members need to pretty much be COMMITTED INVOLUNTARILY? Insanity doesn't just run in that family, it GALLOPS.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby is stupid the theater mask thing isn't political even if his precious Hilary was President they'd have no policy on mask. The reason is they make most their Damn money on concessions and how are people suppose to fill their gobs with food during a movie if they have to wear a mask?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Why even go to a movie theater if you have to wear a mask the whole time? At that point you might as well not even bother since it's overpriced anyway and you'd be uncomfortable the whole time.

To Consoome of course! Bob is so anxious to get back to watching movies in theaters he would gladly go in a radiation suit if he had to. Pretty sure its an addiction and he's going through withdrawal at this point.

Blobby is stupid the theater mask thing isn't political even if his precious Hilary was President they'd have no policy on mask. The reason is they make most their Damn money on concessions and how are people suppose to fill their gobs with food during a movie if they have to wear a mask?

Sounds like Gas Stations where most of their money is made on snacks, or video games where most of the money is made through the software and the hardware is sold at a loss. Theres a name for it but I can't remember what it is.

 

[Emperor Julian]

And of course he’s very on board with crowdsourcing pics of random horror hoes:

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Personally I'd consider it a complement.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Loss leader. You sell something below cost to get someone in the door where they'll buy other things as well, things that you're charging market rate or above on.

 

[Rei is shit]

She ra shit


Cow crossover, except Robert is too much of a pussy to directly tweet him


Lapsed catholic blob

 

[Neko GF]

She ra shit
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Robert's new obsession with She-ra is currently the most cringe-inducing thing about him. I guess it's the closest thing to a Robert X Dobson crossover that we'll ever see.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob doesn't shit himself in public (that we know of), and is able to speak in full sentences. I guess that's high functioning, if you're as complete an autist as Bob is.

Bob would have to go out in public to shit himself in public.

Robert's new obsession with She-ra is currently the most cringe-inducing thing about him. I guess it's the closest thing to a Robert X Dobson crossover that we'll ever see.

Well I suppose it hit exactly the audience it wanted: woke Xennials with Peter Pan Syndrome. FFS this shit makes the Arrowverse seem highbrow, and that's a cheeseball soap opera with superheros!

 

[Mola Ram]

Cow crossover, except Robert is too much of a pussy to directly tweet him

I love these revealing little snide comments that demonstrate Bob Chipman, supposed movie critic and wannabe writer, completely fails to understand the concept of verisimilitude and suspension of disbelief, or is at best willing to sacrifice them on the altar of social justice / muh representashun.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Something came to my mind last night. I was listening to Nick Rekieta's stream about Justina Pelletier.

Spoiler: Explanation/rant

I admittedly completely forgot about this, kinda astounding how it got memory holed. Listening to Nick and the other guy go over the lawsuit filled me with both anger and dread at the power of just one institution that is so big and influential that it can basically bend the law to it's whim. However, the biggest thing that stuck out to me was the sheer arrogance of the hospital and the commonwealth of Massachusetts saying "we don't care if she was diagnosed differently. We say you're telling your kid she's sick and if you try to tell anyone about this we will take your kid away from you." and by god they did. They were explaining in the stream that Mass has all these great and amazing Ivy league schools and institutions that are known through out the world. What happens if one of those institutions are wrong? What if they're so wrong they permanently cripple a girl because they think that they're right?

My point to all of this: What if what we're missing is that Bob is just a distillation of all these horrible traits of Boston, boiled down into one fat, white trash concentrate? The arrogance, the refusal to accept something that challenges him or his preconceived ideas, the willingness to have others suffer and die because they think differently? I'm not saying that everything else is moot, the potential autism, the stupidity, the fatness. I'm suggesting what if this super focused Bostonian attitude, #NotAllBostonians, is the lemon zest in the shit cake that is Bob that brings it all together?

Bobby has a chronic immunocompromised condition. (He is not lying; he has Type II something)
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Something that had to be pointed out to me, these people who are donating money to the "cause" are all essentially getting scammed. BLM has no headquarters, no leader, no structure. Nothing. I mean we just saw that Minnesota defense fund or whatever it was called get exposed as to taking in millions and not sending anything for legal defense or bail for the rioters. There's no way for them to be accountable with the donations they're not a real organization. I never thought of it as I don't donate to shapeless mobs who don't have plans but have goals, and I don't hate myself so much that I need to do slacktivism on the internet by throwing money at a faceless group to prove I'm a good ally.

Bobby and lacky pondering "an honest remake" of Gone With the Wind:
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If anything it just speak of today's men- and womenchildrens' failure to just enjoy a compelling story.

Back in February, he had a big brain take just as big regarding remaking an old exploitation kung-fu movie called The Crippled Masters. Just another billion dollar idea Robert's just handing out to hollywood.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyone with a fucking clue knows that, to win debates or persuade people, you need to understand your opponent’s stance at least as well as they do. Bob fails at this 100% of the time. I mean without fucking fail. In Bob’s smooth brain, people protested for their cheddar bay biscuits and shrimp scampi, not to earn a living and keep their kids fed and sheltered.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Robert's new obsession with She-ra is currently the most cringe-inducing thing about him. I guess it's the closest thing to a Robert X Dobson crossover that we'll ever see.

Bob really just has this fantasy of two lipstick lesbians being interested in him.

Might wanna start slow and see if you can even attract an morbidly obese woman first, bob.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy Shit, did bob just basically say one of his family members need to pretty much be COMMITTED INVOLUNTARILY? Insanity doesn't just run in that family, it GALLOPS.

Yeah, that stood out to me too. Here’s the relevant passage, where he makes excuses for being 200+ pounds overweight:

Unfortunately, around the tail end of this same period, a family issue that had been building for far too long was starting to come to a head. The details are, with respect, not for the public - suffice it to say: If someone you love is doing something that is damaging to themselves and those around them, don't wait to confront them about it until they're so far gone that the things that need to be done to help them have to happen against their will.

Considering how cryptic Bob has been about his late father, I can’t help but wonder.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I love these revealing little snide comments that demonstrate Bob Chipman, supposed movie critic and wannabe writer, completely fails to understand the concept of verisimilitude and suspension of disbelief, or is at best willing to sacrifice them on the altar of social justice / muh representashun.

You can't understand the concept of suspension of disbelief when you don't have it yourself. Bob thinks there is no barrier between reality and fiction. If he sees something in a work of fiction, he automatically believes that it can happen in the real world through the magic of science.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Robert's new obsession with She-ra is currently the most cringe-inducing thing about him. I guess it's the closest thing to a Robert X Dobson crossover that we'll ever see.

Did the She-ra obession started around the same time Dobson ragequitted the Internet for the nth time?.

I wonder if Dobbo just fused into Movieblob, making him horny towards underage lesbians (before that he only simped at trannies and women).

 

[Neko GF]

Male Feminist™

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