Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Bob has been retweeting non stop smugness about the turnout at Trump’s Tulsa rally.
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Because this amount of smugness really helped you guys back in 2016, didn't it?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So, when is Bob gonna bite the hypocrisy bullet proper and ditch his alcoholism for opiates? I think he might be just one bad tooth or back injury away from a full blown opiate addiction like the obsolete white burb ghoul he is.

My guess would be never. For a good opiate addiction you need a supply. Bob has no idea where to go to buy opiates and is far too timid to try in the first place. For one thing, he's scared of minorities.

 

[Adamska]

Haggis sounds weird on paper but if you think about what goes into it, it's not that different from a hot dog or sausage. Blobert's chicken thing is just an abortion the likes of which Jack Scalfani would be proud of.

Also Lutefisk is basically fish ceviche; it's fine IMO. Hakarl or Surstromming on the other hand... no. Just no.

Because this amount of smugness really helped you guys back in 2016, didn't it?

Billy-Bob is a smoothbrained moron who probably forgot about this by now and given his rage at no movies to consoom is desperate for a dopamine hit. He's pretty mentally feeble in that regard.

 

[Meriasek]

My guess would be never. For a good opiate addiction you need a supply. Bob has no idea where to go to buy opiates and is far too timid to try in the first place. For one thing, he's scared of minorities.

Dunno, if some doctor gets him hooked, maybe he can stay on a doctor's recipe for a long time. Maybe this is the push Bob needs to grow up.

Also Lutefisk is basically fish ceviche; it's fine IMO. Hakarl or Surstromming on the other hand... no. Just no.

Funny enough, I tried Surströmming for the first time two days ago, and it wasn't that bad. The smell is pretty awful, but when you open it underwater and wash the fish a bit before eating, it's actually fine. Texture is a bit weird, but the taste is mostly very salty fish with a bit of very ripe camembert cheese, I guess. Eat it with potatos, sour cream, onions, and some aquavit. Works quite well. Not something I'd eat every day, though.

 

[Adamska]

Funny enough, I tried Surströmming for the first time two days ago, and it wasn't that bad. The smell is pretty awful, but when you open it underwater and wash the fish a bit before eating, it's actually fine. Texture is a bit weird, but the taste is mostly very salty fish with a bit of very ripe camembert cheese, I guess. Eat it with potatos, sour cream, onions, and some aquavit. Works quite well. Not something I'd eat every day, though.

Whenever I hear defenses like this I'm reminded of how people try to defend marmite or vegemite by talking about how you need to put microscopic amounts of the stuff on bread with a shitload of butter. At that point you might as well make a far less shitty option, like actual herring with a ripe cheese, or sprinkle more salt on the butter or something.

 

[Meriasek]

Whenever I hear defenses like this I'm reminded of how people try to defend marmite or vegemite by talking about how you need to put microscopic amounts of the stuff on bread with a shitload of butter. At that point you might as well make a far less shitty option, like actual herring with a ripe cheese, or sprinkle more salt on the butter or something.

Eh, it's not really a defense. Once the novelty wears off it's just kinda stupid, and as non-swedish person it has no tradition for me. Just saying that I find the reports of Surströmming's vileness to be a bit overblown or the result of stupidity (like opening it in a closed room or just eating it with nothing else).
Many traditional foods are borne out of necessity. Bob's chicken disasters, though, are borne out of white-trashery. His image of african-american ethnic food is probably soaking a chicken in grape drank and frying it in transformer oil.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Joe Biden rally:

Trump rally:

It must be so distressing having an ego that's based entirely on a fantasy.
No wonder Bob can barely spurt out a complete sentence, the impotent rage must be constricting bloodflow to his brain.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Joe Biden rally:

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Trump rally:

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It must be so distressing having an ego that's based entirely on a fantasy.
No wonder Bob can barely spurt out a complete sentence, the impotent rage must just be constricting the blood to his brain.

Bobs stupid enough though to believe that Biden will win by doing nothing and letting Trump run his mouth, when in reality Biden has all the charisma of a block of wood, as well as being a possible creep to women.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob seems to be using his “personal” account to wish death on Trump supporters, but that makes it sound more exciting than it is. He’s just the living stereotype of a bitter virgin in a basement. What a fat, miserable bitch.

Bobs stupid enough though to believe that Biden will win by doing nothing and letting Trump run his mouth, when in reality Biden has all the charisma of a block of wood, as well as being a possible creep to women.

“Possible”

 

[Mola Ram]

“Possible”

I think the most generous word that can be applied to this situation is "theoretical."

 

[Flexo]

The Rising on The Hill’s YouTube is a show that has Krystall Ball, a liberal progressive, and Saagar Enjeti, a conservative, discussing politics. Of course, besides having a larger sub size (though it’s mainly on The Hill’s YouTube account) of 614K compared to his 139K, Bob hates it for being two people from different sides of the political spectrum having a conversation together because god forbid finding a middle ground.

Krystall Ball is the one who said we need "temporary communism" to solve Winnie the flu.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Also, here’s another channel that’s more popular than Bob’s that’s making him angry.
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Krystal Ball gets under Bob's skin because she's a pragmatic leftist who is opposed to 'corporatist neoliberalism', which is Bob's preferred strain of leftism.
'Rising' is actually refreshing to watch in an environment where leftists are instructed not to speak to conservatives and conservatives are tired of talking to leftists out of fear of just being smeared by disingenuous arguments.
Instead they find common ground on issues they can agree on, and then work their way from there with a sense of humility and curiosity.
What probably annoys Bob the most, is this lead them both coming to the conclusion that Joe Biden is just a terrible candidate and a phony liberal.
Ball is by no means a Trump supporter, but she at least understands that the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" wing has given the Democrats an unearned sense of entitlement that she has no interest in supporting.
Bigger politispergs than me can go deeper in explaining how Bob's corporatist neoliberalism is fundamentally opposed to the liberalism practiced by people actually interested in doing politics.
But personally I think it just boils down to the fact that neither of them like Joe Biden, which his 'beetus brain automatically interprets as them both being right-wing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Krystal Ball gets under Bob's skin because she's a pragmatic leftist who is opposed to 'corporatist neoliberalism', which is Bob's preferred strain of leftism.
'Rising' is actually refreshing to watch in an environment where leftists are instructed not to speak to conservatives and conservatives are tired of talking to leftists out of fear of just being smeared by disingenuous arguments.
Instead they find common ground on issues they can agree on, and then work their way from there with a sense of humility and curiosity.
What probably annoys Bob the most, is this lead them both coming to the conclusion that Joe Biden is just a terrible candidate and a phony liberal.
Ball is by no means a Trump supporter, but she at least understands that the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" wing has given the Democrats an unearned sense of entitlement that she has no interest in supporting.
Bigger politispergs than me can go deeper in explaining how Bob's corporatist neoliberalism is fundamentally opposed to the liberalism practiced by people actually interested in doing politics.
But personally I think it just boils down to the fact that neither of them like Joe Biden, which his 'beetus brain automatically interprets as them both being right-wing.

There's a word that used to get thrown around a lot in this thread I haven't seen lately when analyzing Bob's thinking (if one can call it that): Manicheanism. Bob is pure black and white, to a fanatical degree. If he approves of something, it's the Best Thing Evar, whether that be Obama's presidency, Hillary's candidacy, or the artistic greatness of cartoon comic book movies. If he doesn't approve of something, it's vile plague, slope browed idiocy, absolutely not to be considered or engaged with. Highfalutin language aside, Bob is a simpleton who cannot appreciate nuance and is incapable of considering another's point of view fairly or honestly.

I think people keep putting that forward as evidence of autism, which I can't speak for one way or another. But whatever it is, something is obviously broken in Bob's brain, and whatever the reason he's forever engaged in splitting behavior, whether it's about politics, movies, video games, or where you happen to live in this country.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Krystal Ball gets under Bob's skin because she's a pragmatic leftist who is opposed to 'corporatist neoliberalism', which is Bob's preferred strain of leftism.
'Rising' is actually refreshing to watch in an environment where leftists are instructed not to speak to conservatives and conservatives are tired of talking to leftists out of fear of just being smeared by disingenuous arguments.
Instead they find common ground on issues they can agree on, and then work their way from there with a sense of humility and curiosity.
What probably annoys Bob the most, is this lead them both coming to the conclusion that Joe Biden is just a terrible candidate and a phony liberal.
Ball is by no means a Trump supporter, but she at least understands that the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" wing has given the Democrats an unearned sense of entitlement that she has no interest in supporting.
Bigger politispergs than me can go deeper in explaining how Bob's corporatist neoliberalism is fundamentally opposed to the liberalism practiced by people actually interested in doing politics.
But personally I think it just boils down to the fact that neither of them like Joe Biden, which his 'beetus brain automatically interprets as them both being right-wing.

I‘m not that big fan of Rising, but I could at the very least understand what they are trying to accomplish with their show. I actually agree with Ball that the “Vote Blue Not Matter What” mentality Bob and the other corporate neoliberals like him is actually foolishly and dangerously stupid because they unleash power on incompetent hacks like Biden, Clinton, Harris, and Warren to wreck the country’s economy all in the name of ‘social justice.’

Why vote for shitty trade deals that sees the average Joe’s car job be shipped off to China for someone? Do it because some gay guy has daddy issues!

Why vote for a convoluted healthcare system that requires to pay sky-rocket premiums and deductibles a year? You do it or else your a bigot for wanting people to die!

Why support and vote for a shitty immigration program where you can’t get deported as well as not getting citizenship? Because you’re a bigot if wanting to separate families because you want to follow the law!

Bob doesn’t care about the core mechanics of the policies of these corporate democrats, because his diabetes-ridden brain only sees the emotional feelings of the policies through their manipulative rhetoric.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yes, Bob, YouTube execs are obviously KKK grand wizards.

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Timaz Naomi has been bitching for at least a week because a video got demonetized due to some community decency guidelines. She believes it was that she had her saline balloons on display. Instead of being professional about it she started screaming like an insane manlet impersonating his chinky, augmented wife would by pointing out other thots that were monetized that were wearing bikinis as well. So of course nothing happened and now Naomi is calling Susan Wikiwiki grand dragon. Does Bob care about the context for this autism? Of course not. He saw big milky, chinky, possible gf say that something was a racism (how the hell would someone from Shenzhen even understand the context of the klan and white hoods is beyond my fly over comprehension) and doing a racism is a badness and we know a racism done did happen because chinky retweets blacky and they are all a goodness to which fight a racism.

tl;dr
Bob is thirsty and desperate for approval from someone who is fake and will never acknowledge him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob, fat slob, has opinions about how unhealthy other, healthier, more successful men look:




I know I sound like a broken record, but: He’s so fucking gross.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

She believes it was that she had her saline balloons on display. Instead of being professional about it she started screaming like an insane manlet impersonating his chinky, augmented wife would by pointing out other thots that were monetized that were wearing bikinis as well.

(how the hell would someone from Shenzhen even understand the context of the klan and white hoods is beyond my fly over comprehension)

It just shows how international the racial grift has become, especially after the massive white guilt submissive display in all American centers of power over George Floyd. I guarantee you Wu doesn't actually give a fuck about supposed American racism except inasmuch as she can use accusations of it to shame corporations into giving her what she wants and to harness a simp army to do her bidding.

And if you have a set of giant porno knockers and you wear a revealing swimsuit or whatever, it's going to be seen in a much more sexual way than a woman with a normal sized set of knockers. I know we're not supposed to say that because of equality or whatever, but in reality land it's just how hormones and human sexuality work. It's like if a guy wearing swim trunks had a massive, visible erection as opposed to a guy wearing swim trunks without one.

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"I mean I know I'D certainly follow instructions to the letter in either case but I'm not having anything remotely close to sex... what?"

Now I'm imagining Robert as having a Travis Bickle type moment if he ever managed to actually go on a date where he puts on a porno or a Naomi Wu video and starts drooling over how hot the woman's tits are to his date, then is confused when she's repulsed by his behavior.

 

[Mola Ram]

"I mean I know I'D certainly follow instructions to the letter in either case but I'm not having anything remotely close to sex... what?"

The only songs Bob could possibly follow the instructions to when it came to sex would be "Strokin'", "Whip It", "Orgasm Addict" ... etc. etc. etc. You can figure out your own additions.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

There's a word that used to get thrown around a lot in this thread I haven't seen lately when analyzing Bob's thinking (if one can call it that): Manicheanism. Bob is pure black and white, to a fanatical degree. If he approves of something, it's the Best Thing Evar, whether that be Obama's presidency, Hillary's candidacy, or the artistic greatness of cartoon comic book movies. If he doesn't approve of something, it's vile plague, slope browed idiocy, absolutely not to be considered or engaged with. Highfalutin language aside, Bob is a simpleton who cannot appreciate nuance and is incapable of considering another's point of view fairly or honestly.

I think people keep putting that forward as evidence of autism, which I can't speak for one way or another. But whatever it is, something is obviously broken in Bob's brain, and whatever the reason he's forever engaged in splitting behavior, whether it's about politics, movies, video games, or where you happen to live in this country.

They say Black and White Thinking (loving something one moment, then reviling it the next) are prime signs of Narcissism and BPD. Bob's brain is a veritable stew of autism and Cluster B antisocial personality disorders, but trying to nail down his exact diagnosis is an exercise in futility since he pretty much has a little of everything. I propose we come up with a new name for Bob's condition: Asshole Syndrome. Or Bob Chipman Syndrome. With luck, we can make his name as famous as that of Alois Alzheimer.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob, fat slob, has opinions about how unhealthy other, healthier, more successful men look:

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I know I sound like a broken record, but: He’s so fucking gross.

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Bob wouldn't know what "healthy" looked like if they slathered it in lard, injected it with cheese and deep fried it.