Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Bob misunderstanding a controversy, I've never seen that before.
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1274774967343874052

Nah, I think Robert knows what's up, this Last of Us bullshit have been on the top of conversation topics since the leaks, and this fatass lives online, he isn't avoiding shit.

This is sort of smart-ass talk is deliberate from his part, the act he does to apear to be above internet drama, and to dismiss any grievance people have with game, because now this crap has entered the Chuds VS SJWs arena, and we all know that Robert is very much a team player.

Regardless, it's just a pretty weak "own" to go "The game that was supposed to make you upset has made you upsed, go figure huh? ", but Robert wouldn't be Robert if he didn't act like a smug asshole.

And a bit about Last of Us 2. I can't say it I was upset or anything, because I never really liked those games all that much to begin with. But I gotta say, I was impressed by how clumsy the story of the game unfolded. I don't think anybody would say that those ND cinematics games are grade A writing, but those were polished and well executed, if a bit too mcuh on the hollywood plastic side, but Last of Us 2 is a very messy story, it feels like very disjointed and reads like a first draft.

People compare it to the Last Jedi, but to me, TLOU2 reminds me of productions like Heaven's gate, big budget, a creative team out of big successes, way too high on their own farts, over indulging in their own genius, blowing up budgets and this tragic certainty that whatever comes up on the screen, would be no doubt a masterpiece because of the pedigree of the creators. All that to just come down crashing when the audiences rejects it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nah, I think Robert knows what's up, this Last of Us bullshit have been on the top of conversation topics since the leaks, and this fatass lives online, he isn't avoiding shit.

This is sort of smart-ass talk is deliberate from his part, the act he does to apear to be above internet drama, and to dismiss any grievance people have with game, because now this crap has entered the Chuds VS SJWs arena, and we all know that Robert is very much a team player.

Regardless, it's just a pretty weak "own" to go "The game that was supposed to make you upset has made you upsed, go figure huh? ", but Robert wouldn't be Robert if he didn't act like a smug asshole.

And a bit about Last of Us 2. I can't say it I was upset or anything, because I never really liked those games all that much to begin with. But I gotta say, I was impressed by how clumsy the story of the game unfolded. I don't think anybody would say that those ND cinematics games are grade A writing, but those were polished and well executed, if a bit too mcuh on the hollywood plastic side, but Last of Us 2 is a very messy story, it feels like very disjointed and reads like a first draft.

People compare it to the Last Jedi, but to me, TLOU2 reminds me of productions like Heaven's gate, big budget, a creative team out of big successes, way too high on their own farts, over indulging in their own genius, blowing up budgets and this tragic certainty that whatever comes up on the screen, would be no doubt a masterpiece because of the pedigree of the creators. All that to just come down crashing when the audiences reject it.

It was supposed to be a masterpiece, but Naughty Dog fired the original writer (a woman) at the urging of Neil Druckman so Neil could make it more woke. Neil, high on his own farts, made it the mess it is.

 

[Meriasek]

The only sex-related instructions Bob would ever get from a woman are “GTFO before I call the cops.” Ain’t no one fucking him ever.

Maybe he thinks that JOI videos count.

 

[Rei is shit]

Can someone plz think of the subsistence hunter?


From a guy who follows McDonalds on twitter


Sperging about hamilton since its on disney plus


Google translate reply to an english post


Capped for the future reference


Guess that PS4 he was trying to sell on ebay didnt work out


Why would he retweet this when he does this every other week?

 

[King Dead]

It's become something of a habit to pick out only one tweet in a jumble of Bob's textual diarrhea to reply to. I think it's the only way I can keep sane while still contributing.

Anyway:

Sperging about hamilton since its on disney plus
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Does Bob even understand (no, he doesn't) that "do[ing] new myths to reinforce the now *smug emoji*" is literally exactly the Year Zero bullshit he's pretending it isn't? China is the perfect example of this, so I'll talk about that. The whole point of the Cultural Revolution was to get rid of all Chinese heritage so that the only culture Chinese were allowed to have was the new party-approved doctrine. Remove all history, and you remove people's attachment to a nation outside the Party, and thus make them easier to control.

Commie fucks have been doing this shit in the States for decades now. Education was infiltrated by leftists, who proceeded to teach the next generation to hate America, who did the same to the generation that followed. If kids are even taught history anymore (it's usually the first core subject to go when budget cuts demand it), they're given a strictly leftist perspective that demonizes America for its various sins and rarely brings up its achievements. And the result of that has been a bunch of mindless drones going around tearing down any statue they can get their hands on. Anyone with half a brain could tell you they wouldn't stop at Confederate statues. The entirety of American history has been redefined as nothing but the sin of slavery, and it all has to go so that they can institute the fully automated luxury gay space communist utopia they were told would happen.

Blobbo is one of the useful idiots that will praise this behavior for being on the Right Side of History™, not realizing that he'd have his back to the wall soon enough in an actual commie uprising since he produces absolutely nothing of value.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

From a guy who follows McDonalds on twitter
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Y'know Bob, sometimes people like dining outdoors in the summertime. A tented dining area sounds like a fun way to eat on a pleasant day, and, although dining inside is an option in my area, I've seen plenty of people choose to dine outdoors anyway. Of course Bob hates it because it means that the people delivering his baseball-card-sized $100 steak have to travel an extra thirty seconds to reach Bob, meaning he has to go hungry for that much longer.

Sperging about hamilton since its on disney plus
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Bob loves Hamilton because he thinks white men hate it. It's not hard to believe that it WAS made to make Republicans hate it, but most Republicans really don't care about it because they have actual jobs to do and "watch raceswapped and historically innaccurate rap musical made to appeal to liberal wine moms" is lower on their to-do list than filing the manual-labor-induced corns off their own feet.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's become something of a habit to pick out only one tweet in a jumble of Bob's textual diarrhea to reply to. I think it's the only way I can keep sane while still contributing.

Anyway:

Does Bob even understand (no, he doesn't) that "do[ing] new myths to reinforce the now *smug emoji*" is literally exactly the Year Zero bullshit he's pretending it isn't? China is the perfect example of this, so I'll talk about that. The whole point of the Cultural Revolution was to get rid of all Chinese heritage so that the only culture Chinese were allowed to have was the new party-approved doctrine. Remove all history, and you remove people's attachment to a nation outside the Party, and thus make them easier to control.

Commie fucks have been doing this shit in the States for decades now. Education was infiltrated by leftists, who proceeded to teach the next generation to hate America, who did the same to the generation that followed. If kids are even taught history anymore (it's usually the first core subject to go when budget cuts demand it), they're given a strictly leftist perspective that demonizes America for its various sins and rarely brings up its achievements. And the result of that has been a bunch of mindless drones going around tearing down any statue they can get their hands on. Anyone with half a brain could tell you they wouldn't stop at Confederate statues. The entirety of American history has been redefined as nothing but the sin of slavery, and it all has to go so that they can institute the fully automated luxury gay space communist utopia they were told would happen.

Blobbo is one of the useful idiots that will praise this behavior for being on the Right Side of History™, not realizing that he'd have his back to the wall soon enough in an actual commie uprising since he produces absolutely nothing of value.

Ah to have a time machine so I could go a hundred years into the future and find out if everyone believes Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were black.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

It's become something of a habit to pick out only one tweet in a jumble of Bob's textual diarrhea to reply to. I think it's the only way I can keep sane while still contributing.

Anyway:

Does Bob even understand (no, he doesn't) that "do[ing] new myths to reinforce the now *smug emoji*" is literally exactly the Year Zero bullshit he's pretending it isn't? China is the perfect example of this, so I'll talk about that. The whole point of the Cultural Revolution was to get rid of all Chinese heritage so that the only culture Chinese were allowed to have was the new party-approved doctrine. Remove all history, and you remove people's attachment to a nation outside the Party, and thus make them easier to control.

Commie fucks have been doing this shit in the States for decades now. Education was infiltrated by leftists, who proceeded to teach the next generation to hate America, who did the same to the generation that followed. If kids are even taught history anymore (it's usually the first core subject to go when budget cuts demand it), they're given a strictly leftist perspective that demonizes America for its various sins and rarely brings up its achievements. And the result of that has been a bunch of mindless drones going around tearing down any statue they can get their hands on. Anyone with half a brain could tell you they wouldn't stop at Confederate statues. The entirety of American history has been redefined as nothing but the sin of slavery, and it all has to go so that they can institute the fully automated luxury gay space communist utopia they were told would happen.

Blobbo is one of the useful idiots that will praise this behavior for being on the Right Side of History™, not realizing that he'd have his back to the wall soon enough in an actual commie uprising since he produces absolutely nothing of value.

When it comes to teaching, the always go with the defense of countering Texas textbooks minimizing slavery.

 

[Positron]

An exhausted Trump is "trying to look hardass":


Trump "stabs the economy in the gut" by stopping the influx of cheap labor:


Stanning for a burka bimbo from some shithole country:


Bobby shows how he empathizes with small proprietors trying to make the best out of a difficult situation:


+ + + +

Bobby speculates how his first non-Mario crush, Megan Fox, fits in MCU:


While on the DC side:


"my pay-grade"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Google translate reply to an english post
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Capped for the future reference
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With the translation. Sometimes he's all for Catholics and their automatic waffer shooters and sometimes he's not.

https://archive.vn/frDmo

"Explanation" for the removal of the Roosevelt statue from someone in that thread. I suppose that means that the board and Teddy's great-grandson don't like blacks or natives because it makes Teddy look bad?

https://archive.vn/frDmo

 

[Shield Breaker]

Accusing someone of molesting kids isn’t something I’d ever do lightly. That’s a Bob move.

It was a joke.

 

[Judge Holden]

That’s a Bob move.

>implying the videoblob actually moves

 

[Mola Ram]

It was a joke.

Besides, Bob doesn't molest what he intends to eat.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Besides, Bob doesn't molest what he intends to eat.

He just commits a war crime against it

 

[Positron]

When you announce a video game, an American president gets assassinated.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Y'know Bob, sometimes people like dining outdoors in the summertime. A tented dining area sounds like a fun way to eat on a pleasant day, and, although dining inside is an option in my area, I've seen plenty of people choose to dine outdoors anyway. Of course Bob hates it because it means that the people delivering his baseball-card-sized $100 steak have to travel an extra thirty seconds to reach Bob, meaning he has to go hungry for that much longer.

Bob would hate dining outside, say in a sidewalk cafe. First, because it's outside in the sunlight and fresh air. Bob's used to an enclosed, dark space, as his daily life shows, and sunlight makes it harder to see his phone screen as he obsessively twitters. Second, Bob can't afford to eat in nice sidewalk cafes anyway. They don't give you enough food to satisfy a Bob-sized hunger, they use human-sized portions for regular people. When Bob eats out it's at one of three types of places: he eats fast food, where he can get massive amounts of food for little money; he eats at buffets for the exact same reasons; and he eats bar food at the barcade while he plays slot-jockey with his internet money. All three of these types of restaurants aren't known for good food, but Bob has a terrible palate anyway. As long as it has lots of grease and lots of salt and lots of fat, that's all Bob requires.

I only recall Bob eating at a good restaurant once, the aforementioned steak dinner, and the gauche motherfucker was so proud of himself he took a bunch of photos to humblebrag about it. This suggests that fine dining is an extremely rare occasion for Bob. I think fine restaurants intimidate Bob.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob would hate dining outside, say in a sidewalk cafe. First, because it's outside in the sunlight and fresh air. Bob's used to an enclosed, dark space, as his daily life shows, and sunlight makes it harder to see his phone screen as he obsessively twitters. Second, Bob can't afford to eat in nice sidewalk cafes anyway. They don't give you enough food to satisfy a Bob-sized hunger, they use human-sized portions for regular people. When Bob eats out it's at one of three types of places: he eats fast food, where he can get massive amounts of food for little money; he eats at buffets for the exact same reasons; and he eats bar food at the barcade while he plays slot-jockey with his internet money. All three of these types of restaurants aren't known for good food, but Bob has a terrible palate anyway. As long as it has lots of grease and lots of salt and lots of fat, that's all Bob requires.

I only recall Bob eating at a good restaurant once, the aforementioned steak dinner, and the gauche motherfucker was so proud of himself he took a bunch of photos to humblebrag about it. This suggests that fine dining is an extremely rare occasion for Bob. I think fine restaurants intimidate Bob.

Bob was the guy who once ordered goldfish crackers at a bar. Quality dining is not the standard for him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob being stunning and brave behind a protected account

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1275064433555812353

And from the same man who said there is no forgiveness, "the is no actual center"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1275066326235545609

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "He's half right, which is a 50% imp…

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[John Andrews Stan]

This dumb bitch.

 

[The Nothingness]

This dumb bitch.

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"Everyone is stupid but me"