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best response to this: "cállate, maricón"
not to mention his skill at heavyweight boxing
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Not to mention he's been sperging about how much he tugs his johnson to Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson since both of them were jailbait. I'm pretty sure one of the first entries on the moviebob blogspot is him raving about the eye candy factor of casting Angelina Jolie in an Atlas Shrugged adaptation.
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I'm kind of surprised no one from his old highschool has accused him of attempting sexual assault or shared other funny stories, yet.
"Yeah, I went on a pity date with him and after he got me McDonalds, he parked in a church parking lot and ranted about Sega for an hour. Then he tried grabbing my breasts and shoving his tounge in my mouth. After pushing him off, he cried stating I was 'sending mixed signs' before taking me home. As I left the car, he farted really loudly then peeled out of the driveway screaming incoherently."
"Yeah, I went on a pity date with him and after he got me McDonalds, he parked in a church parking lot and ranted about Sega for an hour. Then he tried grabbing my breasts and shoving his tounge in my mouth. After pushing him off, he cried stating I was 'sending mixed signs' before taking me home. As I left the car, he farted really loudly then peeled out of the driveway screaming incoherently."
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Robert really loves American monuments getting destroyed, not because of who they are, but as a general principle, doesn't he? That's the only reason for him to get pissy at the Spanish Embassy over a destroyed statue of Junipero Serro. I guarantee you none of the tards destroying it knew fuck about him except, "REEEE colonizer!"
They're not going to replace the statues with fucking Mario and Marvel superheroes, Blobert.
And after reading that reasoning for the removal of the Teddy Roosevelt statue, I now understand the logic behind it even less.
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I remain convinced that the vibes Bob lets off in real life are so creepy that no female has ever willingly spent any time alone with him. His gay stockbroker ladyfriend aside. I would love to see Bob talking to people, especially women, I imagine after thirty seconds or so they're shifting from foot to foot, making unconscious flicking motions with their fingers. All they want is away from Bob.
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I just saw Joel Schumacher has died. Is Bob going to use his death to further blame the dudebros for demanding a more "serious" Batman because they did not like Joel's iteration of the Dark Knight?
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Bad Clown Movie killed Schumacher.
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Imagine thinking that H1-B ban won't be suspended the instant the tech industry finds some Hawaiian judge to do the job.
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Bob somehow manages to have the most retarded possible take on the visas:
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This fat fucker lives in a state with a humming tech sector, so he must know someone with H1-B stories. There is a legitimate use for them, with specialized jobs and skills. But their main use is to suppress high tech wages.
All kinds of data modelers, from marketing to fluid dynamics? Good.
System administrators? Get the fuck out of here.
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I can feel the anger coming off my computer screen just reading these tweets. I can't imagine how angry one person has to be to think that people who want nothing to do with politics are a bunch of troglodytes who get their entire world view from the TV. Maximum projection. I can't imagine how he functions on a day to day basis, a constant seething butter ball of hate and rage, mashing his fingers into his phone screen to bellow into the Twitter void at some random person who may not even exist outside his mind. Combined with his weight it's a miracle he hasn't keeled over from a heart attack over some guy saying he liked Joker.Bob being stunning and brave behind a protected account
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Once again Bob is sneering down from his basement at how America is so stupid it needs to import intelligent people, just pull the racist card everyone else is using and don't make a fool of yourself. Also guess what Bob?, a labor shortage causes wages to rise because fewer people with certain skills are being sought after by tech corporations. This lets people in the tech sector, including foreign born and non-white workers earn more money and advance up the social ladder. It's a good thing for the people currently working in tech who need the money to feed their families in these troubled times.
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Say our name, Robert:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1275213635133079561 (Archive)
Also, I know this isn't him. This guy has more hair than Robert does, along with a different shaped skull and face. Also, Robert is fatter than him.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1275213635133079561 (Archive)
Also, I know this isn't him. This guy has more hair than Robert does, along with a different shaped skull and face. Also, Robert is fatter than him.
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What's sad is that they got Teddy's own great-grandson to join in the struggle session. What a disappointment. I bet Teddy's disowning him from Heaven. The real reason the Faggot Patrol want that statue down is because it represents an image of a confident man who probably wouldn't listen to a screeching feminist for three seconds before hitting her with the butt of his hunting rifle and turning her neon-colored scalp into a black powder bag. This was a man who exercised his way to health as a child, and who refused to stop an hour long speech even after being shot in the chest. This was a man who never let anyone bully him for any reason. Of course he'd be Public Enemy Number 1 to the Left whose philosophy is "He who grovels the most, wins." Teddy Roosevelt was an anti-Bob in every way, shape and form. Bob bears more of a resemblance to the many, many dumb brutish animals that Roosevelt whacked over his lifetime, than he does to an actual human being. I hope every person who plays a part in the removal of that statue, (including Fagboy Roosevelt the IV, (aka He Who Is Unworthy to Carry The Name,) wind up in Hell being trampled and mocked by Roosevelt Senior and his Merry Band of Rough Riders.
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Bob tweeting a kids’ movie about tween babysitters is very on-brand (read: creepy) of him.
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I could understand an adult woman retweeting this for the nostalgia factor but Bob has no place retweeting about a children's movie based on an ancient series of books from the 80s/90s? that were meant for elementary school girls. If you absolutely have to retweet something like this include a comment that could be interpreted as a joke or be ironic about it that way if there's a backlash you can claim "it was just a joke bro" and save some face. There are smart ways to be a creepy pervert on social media and despite Bobs claims of being an intellectual titan, he's actually the village idiot; openly waving his penis in front of underage girls and women whose Birth Certificate refers to them as a male as they pass by him on the street corner.
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The biggest irony of this clown show is that Teddy Roosevelt literally founded the progressive movement. I even used it as an example of left wing populism when Robert, in one of his countless fits of retardation, said all populism is inherently right wing.
Of course progressivism looked a lot different back then, and the only things it really has in common with the modern left are environmental conservationism (although the fact Teddy was a big hunter should probably let you know he was very rational about it, not a zealot) and the idea that poor people should be helped economically, although in the case of the latter Teddy's policies looked a lot more like Trumpian populism than the socialism the left is pushing for today. So maybe it's not so surprising.
Dammit Robert, we just finished talking about how you're not actually a pedophile.
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Maybe these companies should keep their employees and pay them rightly instead of giving them the boot for cheap labor. Nah, that would never happen unless things changed. Bob would never understand because his job is never in serious danger from his employer giving him the boot to save money. This also entwines with brain drain, which Canada LOVES to do.
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Bob watched Falling Down. Really, he did.
Now you're gonna get mocked wearing those stupid shirts. How does it feel?
Now you're gonna get mocked wearing those stupid shirts. How does it feel?
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I wonder how these three would feel about referring to someone who commits suicide by cop as a "meme that gets deleted" if that person was black, fictional character or not.
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While Chris laments Schumacher's death...
...Bobby is distracted by someone else:
Not to mention an even more momentous "death":
I didn't even know what is Mixer and I suspect I'm not alone.
OK fair is fair, Bobby did paid lip service to Schumacher -- and seize the opportunity to be condescending:
Bobby knows more movie than you video-game proles! He even knows Saving Private Ryan!
Calling an expert Idiot-to-English translator:
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Peter Senpai, you're WRONG as always!
I won't call Peter Coffin a "would-be Robespierre". Coffin is nothing more than a two-bit sophist cockroach; he has no ambition, no megalomania, no fascist glee.
Bobby, on the other hand...
Mah Hillary!!!!!!!
Self-flagellation is great -- unless you are a journo:
Bob Dobson:
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