Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CervixHammer]

Dude you write for *The Intercept*

what's his problem with The Intercept?

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[cypocryphy]

This dumb bitch.

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Bob rn

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob Dobson:
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Someone needs to spam Bob's feed with pictures of real life lesbians

Whatsamatter Bob? Can't pull your pud to this because they look too mannish? What are you, some sort of horrible bigot? How come all of the lesbians you jerk off to have a singular look, eh? You want to be the Bob meat in a lipstick lesbian sandwich don't you? Well, that just sounds like you don't care about representation at all and just want to jerk off to attractive-to-men girls who have "Are Offensive to Conservatives" baked in as a bonus. I'd really love to see the two healthy, athletic women above take you home and have their way with you (with your consent of course, because I'm not a monster.) They'd break every bone in your body and leave your little Bob looking like a wrinkled gym sock. I doubt a man like you could even handle the lipstick lesbians without having a major coronary the second they undid the buttons to your Super Mario blazer.

You're a pathetic man and no well adjusted lesbian would come within 30 feet of you.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I've been asking the question about what Bob was like pre-Twitter for years now. I imagine since he now has had it introduced into his life, it would not be pretty if it was suddenly taken away.

I completely disagree. I think that his life would get at least a little better. He would spend less time listening to crazy people and formulating hot takes and more time doing something more productive (as in literally anything else).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob, many clever people who write “for a living” aren’t dumb enough to make it their primary income source. Many of the establishment publications you love are staffed with a homogeneous crew who can count on their parents to cover rent and otherwise bridge the gap between shitty salary and the high standard of living they’re accustomed to. So, yes, people who are rich enough not to care about salary.

I completely disagree. I think that his life would get at least a little better. He would spend less time listening to crazy people and formulating hot takes and more time doing something more productive (as in literally anything else).

He’d end up literally standing on street corners, yelling out his monologues.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Bob, many clever people who write “for a living” aren’t dumb enough to make it their primary income source. Many of the establishment publications you love are staffed with a homogeneous crew who can count on their parents to cover rent and otherwise bridge the gap between shitty salary and the high standard of living they’re accustomed to. So, yes, people who are rich enough not to care about salary.

He’d end up literally standing on street corners, yelling out his monologues.

And if he was to do that and got shouted down by a passerby then wouldn't that be better for him than being able to hide behind a computer screen? You can't just dismiss someone by calling them a troll, or an incel, or (God forbid) a Farmer IRL nor can you block people or protect your account.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And if he was to do that and got shouted down by a passerby then wouldn't that be better for him than being able to hide behind a computer screen? You can't just dismiss someone by calling them a troll, or an incel, or (God forbid) a Farmer IRL nor can you block people or protect your account.

Bob’s a pussy. IRL, where he can’t use his private account to come for people, he’d just pick a different street corner tomorrow if he were to be challenged today. But for real, I don’t disagree that Bob should get off Twitter. I just don’t think doing so would necessarily improve his life in any way. Bob seems really dedicated to avoiding learning, growth, maturing, or achievement of any kind. His only talent is dodging success.

 

[dickass42069]

Robert is basically what you’d get if you took Idi Amin and drained him of all his intelligence, charisma, sense of humour, tactical thinking and melanin.

Shut the fuck up. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular worked his ass off to get where he was and was a genuinely interesting and likable guy. Moviebob is Moviebob

 

[Uncle Joey]

Bob tweeting a kids’ movie about tween babysitters is very on-brand (read: creepy) of him.

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...They're seriously rebooting this of all things?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Bob’s a pussy. IRL, where he can’t use his private account to come for people, he’d just pick a different street corner tomorrow

You are correct, but there is still a finite number of street corners in his town.

 

[Furina]

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If there's a moral argument against corporate pop-mythology, it's this: There is nothing you can have that we cannot take away, and twist to our own purposes. Your Gods are our playthings. Your history is copyright-protected and we will never let it go. Your idols will be built from cheap plastic in Asian mega-factories and sold for $5 each in Kmart. Do not try fight us or we will destroy you, and make a profit while we do it.

Fuck you, Bob. Fuck. You.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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My Google image search results for "valkyrie":

Hmm, there are a few pictures of the Mahvel version, but plenty of classic Aryan looking beauties as well. Yeah, I think people who like blonde Valkyrie will be okay. Just because you're the pettiest culture warrior who ever lived and sperg out over the most minor pop culture happenings, doesn't mean everyone else is, Robert. And I doubt "Nazis" give a shit, since anyone that falls anywhere close to that political designation is basically on the same page as Islamic fundies about pop culture being the great Satan anyway.

Also, "Operation Valkyrie" was the name of the plot to assassinate Hitler, you retard.

 

[Rei is shit]

Robert was kind enough to highlight the part that made him mad

Spoiler

Communism is tax credits


Black man doesnt like TLOU = bad


He has also been retweeting a bunch of NASCAR shit, which is funny for multiple reasons

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He has also been retweeting a bunch of NASCAR shit, which is funny for multiple reasons
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NASCAR banned Confederate flags recently. I have a strong suspicion that Robert considers this his way of paying them back for their corporate wokeness.

 

[Bolo]

Also, "Operation Valkyrie" was the name of the plot to assassinate Hitler, you retard.

Kinda.

When people say Valkyries are associated with nazis is because legend says that Hitler used to listen to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" while hearing reports about London's bombing. But this always felt like tall tale by historians trying to sell more Hitler books, the man alone keeps a whole class of historians fed.

Now, about Robert making Valkyries being "oedipal Barbie crushes" for "nazis" I have no fucking idea what this idiot is talking about. People don't give a fuck about Valkyries, be the Maidens from the norse mythos, or the D-lister Marvel character who was a minor character in fucking Thor, the lamest avenger, and the Avengers were always lame by default, the shitty Justice League.

I know what Robert is gloating about, that back in the first Thor movie, there was some blowback over one of the norse gods being black, but by the time the third movie rolled in and the new valkyrie was black, no one gave a fuck, the same way no one gave a fuck when the character was said to be gay, or bi I don't give a shit.

And this on Robert's books seems to be a big win, hey who cares if Marvel movies reduce our culture to puerile pastiche, but at least when younger people think of Valkyries, they will think of strong black women, that will teach the nazis.

Sure Robert, whatever, you win, really hope this whole culture war thing pays off for you.

 

[dzonatan]

Anyone wonder what would Bob do without Twitter? What would happen if twitter banned him? Would Bob meltdown and do something in real life (HAHAHAHAHAHA) or would he just stew in his anger for eternity?

Low energy temper tantrum followed by putting up a moderate mask and going back to his game overthinker days pretending past didn't happen.
These people are shameless weasels who are more stubborn than any conservative they shit on.

 

[BScCollateral]

Also, "Operation Valkyrie" was the name of the plot to assassinate Hitler, you retard.

Technically, no.

"Valkyrie" was the code word for a mass uprising of slave labor within the Third Reich. Implementing Valkyrie would give the Wehrmacht broad authority to suppress the rebellion. The most relevant bit was an order to the police to give all aid and support to the Army, which the assassins intended to use to keep Hitler loyalists from mounting resistance.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob doesn't understand law or trends.

https://twitter.com/FaeryAngela/status/1275260659240857606

https://archive.vn/atGR1

I've been seeing this pop up on twitter recently. You take a picture of something but position it in such a way it's cut off by twitter's stupid squish formatting. You juxtapose it with another pic to make it crudely look like they're part of the same pic.

Example

This is another photo trend like the "did it work?" thing a year ago. It will fade in time. Unfortunately not quick enough as super thot is mad because they're using her wing pics and she's getting zero clout so she's threatening DMCA. Bob is either so dumb or such a piece of shit that he doesn't realize, or care, that you cannot (at least you're not supposed to but neither social media companies or the law seem to care) use the DMCA as a cudgel because you're upset. Whether Bob was simping for some thot "artist" who he legit thought was loosing out or he's all for shutting down any use of fair use, most likely never thinking of how it would effect him, I don't know and I don't know which is worse. Let us not forget that Bob is the same guy who think trolls are committing libel.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/thefool_wa/status/1275082231988420608 (Archive)

Do Robert's white knights actually read his opinions?

 

[Absolutego]

His white knights are almost uniformly teenagers who turn on him roughly around the same time they pass their sophomore year of college, so yes, they read his opinions, they just also believe the rationalizations he gives them about how those opinions are totally moral and correct.