Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

If I had a dollar every time I heard that...

Nah, you alright.

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Ok, does anybody else want to have a go at what's wrong here with Dreier? Or just have the drunk robot go off?

Blowhard Bob and his buddies like the PhD scientist here can make fun all they want.

That's an old-school AR too. Old-style flash suppressor. Triangular forward grips, long-mag, looks like a solid buttstock. The way he's holding it isn't too bad, it's an AR-15, it's not gonna shake that bad. Clamp down on the pistol-grip and pull it up into the armpit or shoulder socket. Held like that you can still fuck up a bunch of protestors. He's not going for shoulder-socket-aim through the iron sights, he's going for arm-pit max-trigger pulls as he backs into the house. Not optimum, but not too stupid either. It'd work just fine on a crowd of protestors where you're basically point and shooting to break the crowd.

 

[Meriasek]

Oh speaking of Chemistry, Bobby knows how to make fireworks!
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Funny, as a kid I learned the ingredients for black powder from, guess what, a Mickey Mouse comic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Creepy Uncle Bob knows that feel:

 

[Jarolleon]

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lol I actually read it like "diabeetus merit"



He's right. Let's make all the characters in TLoU2 black, it would be fascinating seeing a game entirely made of black on black violence.

Is that Bob displaying signs of.. humility? As if 2020 could not be insane enough!

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1277022655573561350 (Archive)

I'm honestly surprised how Robert can sound like such a boomer and autist when it comes to talking about politics he agrees with.

To be fair to Bob, that ad might be the Trump campaign equivalent of this, especially since it proposes no resolution besides "Re-elect the same guy all this bullshit happened under"

But of course he boomers it up.

 

[Meriasek]

Is that Bob displaying signs of.. humility? As if 2020 could not be insane enough!

He likes to self-deprecate every once in a while to further strengthen his point that he is an evolved man who is worthy of continued existence, and that despite all his shortcomings he's still a million times better than the obsoletes. It's all part of his peculiar style of virtue signalling.
Hey Bob, I know you're reading this. You're not fooling anyone. Everybody knows you're useless, and no big tiddy chink gf will ever touch you.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Oh speaking of Chemistry, Bobby knows how to make fireworks!
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Stephen King
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And my goodness a crossover with Jake Alley! As all Jake Alley's threads, this whole thread is incomprehensible.
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It's not like an episode of The Transformers cartoon totally gave away the recipe for gunpowder

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I had a crazy English teacher in 7th grade who made us read Jules Verne's book The Mysterious Island. It's a terrible book, but she had taught that book for forty years and she wasn't about to change it. Anyway, for the sharp-eyed little lad it had all sorts of stuff about chemicals and how to make fire and set traps.

She was an ex-nun who never said anything stronger than 'gosh' and was very nice but completely sheltered from reality.

 

[Flexo]

I love seeing him fall over himself to try to flex his imaginary expertise in all manner of topics. Last week it was bears. I propose a new poll for the thread: Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

A) Animal husbandry
B) Shoelace manufacturing
C) Third century Greek sonnets
D) [Suggest your own!]

Bob schools Twitter on bears:

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D) tractor mechanics

 

[Positron]

Policing is OBSOLETE!



The only attempted murder I see there is the mob attempting to murder themselves.

Scott Adams claims to have repeatedly lost his job for being white. Bobby sends him a (probably well-deserved) snub:


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Bobby brings up Harvey Weinstein in a discussion about AAA gaming (i.e. TLOU2). It didn't go well.


If you criticize Bob for anything, he is living rent-free in your head.

I don't see he is "living rent-free"; he pays his due for being so stupidly funny.


Rando shouldn't be surprised that Bobby has no qualms defending sexual predators.

Even has white knights have doubts:


Retweeting a mentally-ill woman who trooned out her son for fame:


Disgusting lowest-common-denominator philistine:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Doll or devourer of souls?

 

[Marissa Moira]

So this is what has Bob upset? Two people defending their property from looters by brandishing "illegal" weapons.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1277424045814931456

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m not surprised Bob is very soft on Harvey Weinstein, given the two actually have a few things in common with each other.

• Both are fat fucks who creep on woman, though Weinstein is the creepy rapist while Bob virtue signals about hot liberal women and lesbians.
• Both are blind loyalists to the Democrats.
• Both torpedoed their careers through their stupidity.
• Both are raging has beens bitter that their respective industries had moved on from their glory days.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"My enemies are stupid and arrogant." - 400lbs bad movie reviewer with a Twitter full of shit takes and a belief that eugenics is good because it cleanses the world of people beneath him.

 

[Meriasek]

Twitter needs to put up signs under Bob's tweets, "This is what Bob actually believes", South Park Scientology-style, whenever he posts about how he's smarter or better than anyone or anything else. Preferably with a picture of him, literally any picture of him. He always looks stupid and out of place anywhere that isn't a home for the mentally challenged.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Is he still going on about Black Panther? Look around, Bob. No one has cared about Black Panther for years now, not even when big race riots broke out nationwide.

 

[MeltyTW]

Is he still going on about Black Panther? Look around, Bob. No one has cared about Black Panther for years now, not even when big race riots broke out nationwide.

Bob is terrible at social cues, doesnt know that most people never actually saw it as the masterpiece he did but instead had an implicit agreement to prop it up for perceived political gain. Its sad that most people's disposable ephemeral entertainment is Bob's high art. Bob won't understand unless all left leaning people got together to spell it out for him

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Policing is OBSOLETE!
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The only attempted murder I see there is the mob attempting to murder themselves.

I saw that video. The mob was threatening to murder the officers and was working itself up to break into the car. There was no way the officers could've talked the crowd down or suppress it on their own. Even when the officers plowed through the mob, the rioters were still chasing the car.

 

[Meriasek]

So this is what has Bob upset? Two people defending their property from looters by brandishing "illegal" weapons.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1277424045814931456

I'm surprised he hasn't gone on about how he's short and has bad fashion sense and she's ugly and so on, his usual lack of self-awareness. At least Blobbo commented on how they're holding their guns, further demonstrating that he doesn't know shit about anything.
Props to the guy rocking a pink polo shirt while busting out an oldschool AR-15, though. Bob wishes he could pull off even 1% of that amount of secure masculinity.

 

[BubbleButt]

So this is what has Bob upset? Two people defending their property from looters by brandishing "illegal" weapons.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1277424045814931456

This looks like Straw Dogs: 30 Years Later.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s breathtaking how Bob fails to grasp the most basic concepts. The “living rent-free” idea applies when the critic is consumed by anger toward and resentment of the target of their criticism, e.g. TDS sufferers letting their hatred of Trump control their emotions. What Bob is experiencing is completely different: people disagreeing with and (in some cases) clowning him because he’s ridiculous.

Would Bob say the creators of films he gives negative reviews are “living rent free” in his own head? Well, he’s thick as pig shit, so it’s possible.