Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

It’s breathtaking how Bob fails to grasp the most basic concepts. The “living rent-free” idea applies when the critic is consumed by anger toward and resentment of the target of their criticism, e.g. TDS sufferers letting their hatred of Trump control their emotions. What Bob is experiencing is completely different: people disagreeing with and (in some cases) clowning him because he’s ridiculous.

Would Bob say the creators of films he gives negative reviews are “living rent free” in his own head? Well, he’s thick as pig shit, so it’s possible.

We live rent free in his head.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So this is what has Bob upset? Two people defending their property from looters by brandishing "illegal" weapons.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1277424045814931456

To be fair, Bob never said that the weapons are illegal. He mocked the guy for what he deems as not knowing how hold or AIM the gun. The second part I find infuriatingly hilarious, which that is an interesting feeling, as it implies that Bob would've preferred the guy to have been shouldering the gun and aiming down the sites which you cannot do as that's legit, legally defined, threatening. Part of me believes Bob knows this and his gross, reptile brain was just yearning for a reason for these boomers to get attacked, most likely because they are successful homeowners and he is fat and alone.

Spoiler: Not bob related background

An important detail that has come to light is that the "protesters" weren't just walking on a sidewalk next to this ritzy estate. They entered through a gate that had a sign that said "Private Street - Access Limited to Residents". They were all trespassing willfully. When the homeowners refused to back down one of the protesters can be heard saying "Come on let's go. You've got your money shot let's go." while trying to usher everyone out. Bob and his retard rebels have grown suspiciously quiet as the footage that wasn't clipped was released.

 

[Meriasek]

We live rent free in his head.

Luckily, there's enough space up in there for everyone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Part of me believes Bob knows this and his gross, reptile brain was just yearning for a reason for these boomers to get attacked, most likely because they are successful homeowners and he is fat and alone.

Narrator: “In fact, Bob does not know this. Bob doesn’t know anything unrelated to Mario or fake-titted Asian sluts.”

 

[Flexo]

Is he still going on about Black Panther? Look around, Bob. No one has cared about Black Panther for years now, not even when big race riots broke out nationwide.

Could you just imagine the autism we would have gotten if the protesters were cosplaying?

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

He mocked the guy for what he deems as not knowing how hold or AIM the gun. The second part I find infuriatingly hilarious, which that is an interesting feeling, as it implies that Bob would've preferred the guy to have been shouldering the gun and aiming down the sites which you cannot do as that's legit, legally defined, threatening.

God fucking dammit you're going to make me defend Blob and I fucking hate you for this.

He's right.

Troy and Karen's muzzle and trigger discipline are shit and they have no business with those firearms if they think the way they're handling them is in any way acceptable. You don't point your muzzle at anything you don't intend to shoot, and you keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you're about to bring the hate. At various points in that video they're pointing the muzzles at each other at point-blank range. The Karen literally has the pistol pointed at the back of her husband's head at one point with her finger on the trigger.

The Second Amendment isn't license to be a complete fucking sped with your guns. If you're going to own them, learn to use them, period. Or at least, if you're going to wave them around do so in the privacy of your own McMansion, so when you inevitably merc your spouse by accident there are no bystanders around who might get hit by overpens, ricochets, or badly-placed shots.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For all of his pretending to be au fait with handling firearms, has Bob ever claimed to have any experience or training with guns?

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

For all of his pretending to be au fait with handling firearms, has Bob ever claimed to have any experience or training with guns?

I would be very, very surprised if this was actually the case, and he didn't just get it right by complete happenstance based on cripplingly autistic repeat viewings of shit action movies.

 

[BubbleButt]

Hey, Bob.

Free hints, right here:

 

[Marissa Moira]

God fucking dammit you're going to make me defend Blob and I fucking hate you for this.

He's right.

Troy and Karen's muzzle and trigger discipline are shit and they have no business with those firearms if they think the way they're handling them is in any way acceptable. You don't point your muzzle at anything you don't intend to shoot, and you keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you're about to bring the hate. At various points in that video they're pointing the muzzles at each other at point-blank range. The Karen literally has the pistol pointed at the back of her husband's head at one point with her finger on the trigger.

The Second Amendment isn't license to be a complete fucking sped with your guns. If you're going to own them, learn to use them, period. Or at least, if you're going to wave them around do so in the privacy of your own McMansion, so when you inevitably merc your spouse by accident there are no bystanders around who might get hit by overpens, ricochets, or badly-placed shots.

Bob didn't put any real thought into it. He looked at their faces and skin color and decided everything they were doing was wrong.

 

[The tired cat]

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Bobby brings up Harvey Weinstein in a discussion about AAA gaming (i.e. TLOU2). It didn't go well.
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Fucking really? Spike Lee? Bobo, I know you probably have an IQ of 75, but go look up the NBA game Spike Lee fucking wrote and then tell me how much that niggers opinion matters.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

We live rent free in his head.

Luckily, there's enough space up in there for everyone.

The whole world lives rent free in Cinematical Roberto. He seethes when he wakes up, he seethes when he eats his 1000 calories breakfast and he seethes all throughout the day. The man exists in a stew of his own impotent rage.

I dunno who said it first, but I'll say it again: Bobs crime and Bobs punishment is to be Bob Chipman.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Luckily, there's enough space up in there for everyone.

There’s so much room for activities!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?



Bob doesn’t realize this is an admission that he’s a failure at humor writing. The loser himself is always last to know.



This is the same guy who gets high and mighty anytime anyone ever criticizes or clowns him. The lack of self-awareness is astonishing. How can his family members get so enraged about their basement asshole getting a taste of what he dishes out? Christ what a gaggle of whiny bitches.

 

[GrayWater]

Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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Bob doesn’t realize this is an admission that he’s a failure at humor writing. The loser himself is always last to know.

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This is the same guy who gets high and mighty anytime anyone ever criticizes or clowns him. The lack of self-awareness is astonishing. How can his family members get so enraged about their basement asshole getting a taste of what he dishes out? Christ what a gaggle of whiny bitches.

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"He doesn't follow Twitter apparently"
Pretty good life advice in my book.

 

[BubbleButt]

The most fun Stupid White Guys to lay waste to on Twitter, of course, being never-been movie reviewers.

 

[Mola Ram]

"He doesn't follow Twitter apparently"
Pretty good life advice in my book.

"Haha! That asshole who directed one of the biggest superhero movies ever made, along with a bunch of other critically adored and highly successful films, doesn't have one follower on Twitter! What a loser!"

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1277740454017196032 (Archive)

This guy seems necessary.

 

[Flexo]

Hold on here... late game revelation about the gun toting couple...


Can you smell that, Bob? I'm rubbing your nose in it.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bobby brings up Harvey Weinstein in a discussion about AAA gaming (i.e. TLOU2). It didn't go well.
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If you criticize Bob for anything, he is living rent-free in your head.
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I don't see he is "living rent-free"; he pays his due for being so stupidly funny.

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Rando shouldn't be surprised that Bobby has no qualms defending sexual predators.

Even has white knights have doubts:
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I really do not get his thought process. Hes saying that a man who was head of one of the biggest movie studios was actually apart of the indie scene and that because Spike Lee, an Academy Award winning director and not some random indie nobody, liked a movie it proves corporations are better than smaller production companies? There are several reasons someone could like TLOU2 (why I don't know), but Bobs reason really seem to be a AAA giant corporation made it and did a better job than the plebs could ever hope. He really doesn't think anything matters until a giant corporation makes something about it, Afro-futurism wasn't a thing until Black Panther was made and lesbians in video games weren't a real thing until a big game studio had one get the crap kicked out of her physically and mentally.

The whole world lives rent free in Cinematical Roberto. He seethes when he wakes up, he seethes when he eats his 1000 calories breakfast and he seethes all throughout the day. The man exists in a stew of his own impotent rage.

I dunno who said it first, but I'll say it again: Bobs crime and Bobs punishment is to be Bob Chipman.

I can't imagine how anyone could live the Bob lifestyle everyday, doing nothing but watching movies, eating and drinking nonstop, and lashing out over the internet at the slightest stimuli. The man seems to be powered by pure spite and hatred.

Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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In theater there are certain actions you aren't supposed to do because it limits what you can do and react to. One example is hands in pockets, don't do it because it limits what you can do with your hands and limit your acting. Same thing with a chair, sitting down limits what you can do with your body and limit how to act in a scene. Nolan clearly wants his actors to get creative instead of just sitting in a scene, allowing different ways for their characters to express themselves. The scene with Catwoman in it has Joseph Gordon Levitt standing, leaning on a desk, and crouching down to physically express his characters mood and goals while Selina is handcuffed on a couch, shes trapped and unable to move, but shes still the focus of Levitts character. Compared to other directors who almost killed their actors Nolan is a saint.