Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Johan Schmidt]

I can't imagine how anyone could live the Bob lifestyle everyday, doing nothing but watching movies, eating and drinking nonstop, and lashing out over the internet at the slightest stimuli. The man seems to be powered by pure spite and hatred.

Bob serves as a living icon, an effigy. A monument to the sins of the consoomer.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

We live rent free in his head.

And there's plenty of room inside considering how empty it is.

 

[Bolo]

This is the same guy who gets high and mighty anytime anyone ever criticizes or clowns him. The lack of self-awareness is astonishing. How can his family members get so enraged about their basement asshole getting a taste of what he dishes out? Christ what a gaggle of whiny bitches.

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I have yet to meet this group of Nolan Fanboys that are so butthurt and adamant defenders of eveything Nolan. Sure, there obnoxious people all over the internet ready to argue and defend any sort of shit, more so when it comes to crappy entretainment, but since when has Nolan got the sort of "release the Snyder Cut" sort of following?

From here, it looks like Robert likes to make up some sort of people he can antagonize while feeling he has the higher ground.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

I really do not get his thought process. Hes saying that a man who was head of one of the biggest movie studios was actually apart of the indie scene and that because Spike Lee, an Academy Award winning director and not some random indie nobody...

Lardass is off by a whole-ass decade, Miramax got big in the '80s on the back of about a half-dozen indie movies that ended up being huge commercial successes. Then it was bought out by Disney in '93 and used as a label for movies deemed too edgy for Touchstone. Weinstein Company was as far from indie as it gets, they just did small-budget productions and award bait. Dipshit Bob's too high on the dew chicken to remember there's a difference between budget allocation and mainstream-versus-indie production values and distribution models.

Of course this is all incumbent upon remembering we're discussing a film industry landscape rebuilt from the ground up by post-studio system auteurs, which has since devolved into a second wave studio system. And this time around, it's not going to be a Supreme Court decision and the demise of the Hays Code to end it, it's going to be the 'rona.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

And there's plenty of room inside considering how empty it is.

Although those weird gross sunken cheeks make it look like its starting to collapse inward like a rotten Jack o'Lantern.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Although those weird gross sunken cheeks make it look like its starting to collapse inward like a rotten Jack o'Lantern.

His face is so goddamned fat that its collapsing on itself.

 

[Bolo]

Lardass is off by a whole-ass decade, Miramax got big in the '80s on the back of about a half-dozen indie movies that ended up being huge commercial successes. Then it was bought out by Disney in '93 and used as a label for movies deemed too edgy for Touchstone. Weinstein Company was as far from indie as it gets, they just did small-budget productions and award bait. Dipshit Bob's too high on the dew chicken to remember there's a difference between budget allocation and mainstream-versus-indie production values and distribution models.

yeah, and that is the point that Robert missed with his stupid tweet. His intention was to dismiss Weinstein as part of the hollywood culture, and place him in the indie scene, as if saying that a lot of the problematic people gaming might have also come from the indie scene, like the dude that killed himself because of Zoe Quinn.

But what the fatass isn't saying is that Miramax was never part of the trully indie system except for the early 80's. When money started to roll in under the sucess of stuff like Sex, lies and VideoTapes, they caught the mouse eye and were bought by disney for over 60 million, a crazy fortune for the time. So, a bunch of their "Sundance Darlings", like Goood Will Hunting, were made under big Hollywood money.

The difference s that Miramax kept things on the downlow production wise, they never escalated over blockbuster levels, and used a good chunk of their budget to sell the fuck out of the movies. Once the Weinsteins got the reputaion of "Oscars-makers", they could get cast over big Hollywood names without the big check that usually follows them. Heck, the big names were practically doing the Miramax flicks for free for a chance to get that stupid statue.

So no, Miramax, at least in the bulk of it's major sucesses, was never "indie". Sure, they had auteurs directors, and smaller budgets, but the influence system and who was holding the real money? yeah, that was very much hollywood like, and it was the very same system that enabled Weinstein to gorge himself over naive good looking girls like he did, and the reason on why everybody else looked away.

Being Indie, mean you are independent, separated, that you don't have any clout. You can use the "i can make you a star" line if you are part of the very system that makes or breaks "stars". You won't see the guys who made "Turbo Kid" getting any pussy using that line, that's for sure.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

yeah, and that is the point that Robert missed with his stupid tweet. His intention was to dismiss Weinstein as part of the hollywood culture, and place him in the indie scene, as if saying that a lot of the problematic people gaming might have also come from the indie scene, like the dude that killed himself because of Zoe Quinn.

This isn't a knock on you, but I think you (and me) are thinking about Bob's point more than Bob did when he farted that tweet out. He pretty much shot himself straight in the dick not remembering today's mainstream Hollywood culture comes straight from the '70s indie/auteur scene and there is no effective difference between the two, even if he wants to try to contextualize Weinstein as somehow in any way an "outsider". Weinstein was a guy with a rolodex, a checkbook, a reputation, and a hard-on.

I mean if you really want to take his "logic" to its logical conclusion, the takeaway is the "indie to mainstream" pipeline has a filter that admits only the most toxic and predatory people, and doesn't give a shit about their morals or proclivities so long as they can turn a profit. Which certainly seems to be the case, not that it weighs heavily in Bob's addled mind and would be the very last thing he'd admit.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

The whole world lives rent free in Cinematical Roberto. He seethes when he wakes up, he seethes when he eats his 1000 calories breakfast and he seethes all throughout the day. The man exists in a stew of his own impotent rage.

I dunno who said it first, but I'll say it again: Bobs crime and Bobs punishment is to be Bob Chipman.

Punished Blob

 

[Dumb beast]

I know is a small thing, but can this blob EVER be amazed?
Like "Wow, That looks great, good to know". Instead of running a Wikipedia trivia?
Even if there's a woman out there with a morbidly obese fetish (and implying she's attractive because you know Bob only likes his 8/10 and up) her pussy will dry and crack after Bob looks on his phone every time she tells him something, and he responds with "Well, actually..."

 

[Positron]

We now have the answer to the poll's question: the latest hidden depth that Bob reveals is -- Ecology!




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However, Bobby's latest fixation is not marine animals, but this Ellie troon




No idea. This is another thread by that Ellie troon if you're curious about the context


This Ellie troon is another Twitter addict like Bobby; I scrolled down a mile and guess what I was still at "7 hours ago".
Threads like the below is typical:


He reminds people he is trans multiple times a day:






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"Injuring a lot of stunts" doesn't mean you are badass; it just means you're a clumsy oaf.

You shouldn't leave your home unless you're a democrat or a looter:





By "2020" they mean poorly-controlled diabetes.

 

[Bolo]

Robert loves the troons, and more so Eleanor here because they respond and give attention to him.

I don't think Robert has any genuine love or admiration for the trans folk other than the mandatory support if you want to be in the right sid of history kinda of deal, that Robert has translated for his personal creed of "superior future". But the troons do some good to his ego, because like I said, they respond.

The fatass does his earnest to "yas queen" any popular woman on his "circle of peers" as he likes to put it, but they don't even leave a like to him. And thats because genuine pussy don't need fucken Moviebob for a internet boot lick, they got tons of other "better" people to do that. So he is always on the side lines. This is also the reasons on why he workships Naomi Wu, she said something nice to him once.

But the troons, the troons don't have the same "genuine pussy" privilege, and that goes double for the absolute nutjobs like Eleanor, who does nothing but talk about being trans, and she does have one of worst cases of twitter addiction i've ever seen. So it's a win win for both of them, each feeding on their crippiling need for attention.

And about Grace Jones, I don't know nor care about what Arnold or Milius said about her, and she was pretty badass in the movie, but the compliment of injuring stuntmans and outfighting them makes no sense. For one, they didn't fight for real, it was just pretend, you can't best someone in a choreography, which was pretty tame. Fucking Power Rangers has more daring stunt fights than Conan the Destroyer.

And two, if she really did injure Stuntmans, then she was shit at her job, the best stunts is when the stunt man doesn't get a scratch. So what's the point Robert? You still at age that you think if you drop some movie trivia, she is gonna drop the panties?

 

[Adamska]

Someone's desperately wiki'ing random animals to try and feel smarter than they really are.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It should come as no surprise that Ellie has a thread here. This is a cow crossover.

 

[Positron]

This is also the reasons on why he worships Naomi Wu, she said something nice to him once.

This is so reminiscent of Jake Alley and Zoe Cunt.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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Christopher Nolan has 18 writing and directing credits, most of them for highly successful and well regarded works. Even before Batman Begins he was the guy who made Memento, which while not the massive commercial blockbuster of his Batman movies, was very highly regarded and influenced a lot of other works. After the Batman movies, he made a big cultural and film industry impact again repeatedly with the likes of Interstellar, Inception, and Dunkirk, which won him a plethora of awards. But to Robert he'll always be the Batman guy because he can't be fucked to remember anything that's not capeshit. Your childishness is showing Robert.

Also, by you're own admission you're a massive asshole, and you haven't accomplished a millionth of what Christopher Nolan has to justify it. And at least he's being an asshole in the name of creation: to complete his films on time and close to his budget. You're an asshole for dopamine hits on Twitter.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Bob doesn’t think Christopher Nolan has earned the right to be a prick. So how does Creepy Uncle Bob think he earned his?

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THIS just shows that this fat faggot has NEVER had an actual fucking job.

What Nolan is saying here is what every goddamn employer says. From Wal-Mart to Amazon Warehouses to Starbucks to the US Fucking Army, they all say it.

"If you are sitting, you're not working" for any job that isn't some shit-smelling pajeet troon or curry-eating pajeet coding spaghetti for Google has been a long standing thing.

I so want this fat fucker to have to get a real job and hear "No, your fat ass can't sit at a chair while you run this register, you lard filled human trashbag."

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Does Bob feel anything but anger? I feel like I said this and maybe other people said this, but I'm seriously wondering if he just feels anger, hell do we even know he still genuinely feels anger? Or maybe it's just the beetus?

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Does Bob feel anything but anger? I feel like I said this and maybe other people said this, but I'm seriously wondering if he just feels anger, hell do we even know he still genuinely feels anger? Or maybe it's just the beetus?

Lasting butthurt from his highschool years, maybe.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Fuck me! How the hell does this guy keep racking up posts?