Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Does Bob feel anything but anger? I feel like I said this and maybe other people said this, but I'm seriously wondering if he just feels anger, hell do we even know he still genuinely feels anger? Or maybe it's just the beetus?

Come on, of course Bob feels more than anger! He also feels entitlement, shame, jealousy, profound regret, deep fear, and seething hatred.

What’s clear is that Creepy Uncle Bob has never been happy, content, or even a mix of serene and stressed. He’s always been soaking in discontent. Normally I’d feel bad for someone trapped in such a doom loop. But Bob is such an asshole, so creepy, and so full of loathing (for women especially) that it’s hard not to regard him as deserving of every miserable moment. If he wants to feel better, he should start cultivating some empathy for others, perhaps by volunteering to help those who have it even worse than he does. But that would eat into his “me time” on Twitter.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Fuck me! How the hell does this guy keep racking up posts?

Endless tweeting out the dumbest shit that he somehow thinks makes him look like a genius.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Fuck me! How the hell does this guy keep racking up posts?

The thing about the Chipman Train compared to other cows, is that it never brakes, derails, or runs out of track.

 

[Jarolleon]

To be fair, Bob never said that the weapons are illegal. He mocked the guy for what he deems as not knowing how hold or AIM the gun. The second part I find infuriatingly hilarious, which that is an interesting feeling, as it implies that Bob would've preferred the guy to have been shouldering the gun and aiming down the sites which you cannot do as that's legit, legally defined, threatening. Part of me believes Bob knows this and his gross, reptile brain was just yearning for a reason for these boomers to get attacked, most likely because they are successful homeowners and he is fat and alone.

Spoiler: Not bob related background

An important detail that has come to light is that the "protesters" weren't just walking on a sidewalk next to this ritzy estate. They entered through a gate that had a sign that said "Private Street - Access Limited to Residents". They were all trespassing willfully. When the homeowners refused to back down one of the protesters can be heard saying "Come on let's go. You've got your money shot let's go." while trying to usher everyone out. Bob and his retard rebels have grown suspiciously quiet as the footage that wasn't clipped was released.

They could have held the guns pointing down like in this clip, but that probably only works when you've got numbers and confidence.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

They could have held the guns pointing down like in this clip, but that probably only works when you've got numbers and confidence.
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Yeah, they were face to face with a mob of hundreds of people, and it was just the two of them. The guy practiced good trigger discipline, but there was clearly the need to bring an immediate threat to the mob members right away to get them to back down. Pointing the gun at the ground would've just been more likely to get some of the idiots to possibly think they could rush the two and might get lucky before they could bring up their guns and start firing. Can you imagine if that had happened? They would've gotten off maybe one shot each and then been torn apart. Someone who's running can close a twenty yard gap extremely quickly.

And that mob was already committing criminal trespass on private property. They broke into a gate and passed a sign telling them it was private property. I don't know what the law is regarding that in that blue state shithole, but it's exactly why things like the Castle Doctrine were made. You don't have the right to invade someone else's personal residence with hundreds of your buddies while they pray you don't burn down their house or beat them to bloody pulps, or both, especially when similar large mobs to yours have been doing that shit all across the coutnry. Fuck all of those people and fuck anyone who defends them. That couple had every reason to be scared for their lives. All they did was get the mob to go the fuck away, which they weren't doing until the guns came out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Creepy Uncle Bob reporting for duty! Tweeting a teenage girl’s TikTok to pwn Trump? Sick.



Does ANYBODY think Bob actually gives a shit about trans rights? Chris might, because he seems way more empathetic than Bob (and is probably worried his kids will be trans). But Bob definitely isn’t losing sleep over trannies.



Bob Chipman, self-important internet critic and aspiring humorist, is unfunny and still refuses to (or can’t) proof his work. The sloppiness is a sign of just how brilliant Bob thinks he is and how urgently he thinks the world needs his brilliance.






Well put, Bob



Rowling’s ideas literally functioned to the extent they made millions of readers happy and lined her coffers with hundreds of millions of dollars. The bitterness, ouch.

The thing about the Chipman Train compared to other cows, is that it never brakes, derails, or runs out of track.

I’ve actually been contemplating that lately. Bob’s output is so predictable. Just the same embittered rage, misogyny, and sexual TMI expressed in poorly written, grammatically incorrect screeds. This thread will live as long as Bob’s fat-encased heart does.

 

[Jarolleon]

Yeah, they were face to face with a mob of hundreds of people, and it was just the two of them. The guy practiced good trigger discipline, but there was clearly the need to bring an immediate threat to the mob members right away to get them to back down. Pointing the gun at the ground would've just been more likely to get some of the idiots to possibly think they could rush the two and might get lucky before they could bring up their guns and start firing. Can you imagine if that had happened? They would've gotten off maybe one shot each and then been torn apart. Someone who's running can close a twenty yard gap extremely quickly.

And that mob was already committing criminal trespass on private property. They broke into a gate and passed a sign telling them it was private property. I don't know what the law is regarding that in that blue state shithole, but it's exactly why things like the Castle Doctrine were made. You don't have the right to invade someone else's personal residence with hundreds of your buddies while they pray you don't burn down their house or beat them to bloody pulps, or both, especially when similar large mobs to yours have been doing that shit all across the coutnry. Fuck all of those people and fuck anyone who defends them. That couple had every reason to be scared for their lives. All they did was get the mob to go the fuck away, which they weren't doing until the guns came out.

Imagine how wild it would be if they actually broke in and looted a mansion of that size live on camera? If it could happen to people that rich, it could happen to anyone! The elites might actually be scared at that point.

Would Bob be torn between his natural elitism and love of far-left causes when choosing whether or not to gloat about it? Or maybe he'll see the pre-20th century decorating style and dismiss them as living fossils, the wrong kind of rich. Everyone knows that real elites love glass palaces, pretentious abstract art and Iron Man gadgets social engineering projects, and live like modern-day monks.

 

[dzonatan]

Fuck me! How the hell does this guy keep racking up posts?

At this point we just wanna see how it ends.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Imagine how wild it would be if they actually broke in and looted a mansion of that size live on camera? If it could happen to people that rich, it could happen to anyone! The elites might actually be scared.

Would Bob be torn between his natural elitism and love of far-left causes when choosing whether or not to gloat about it? Or maybe he'll see the pre-20th century decorating style and dismiss them as living fossils, the wrong kind of rich. Everyone knows that real elites love glass palaces, pretentious abstract art and Iron Man gadgets social engineering projects.

Robert doesn't love rich people. He loves corporations and famous leftie politicians and entertainers, along with any experts in various fields who don't stray from the party line. It's an important distinction. These people weren't famous before this. If their mansion got broke into and looted, he'd gloat about how it's an awesome part of the revolution that's proper comeuppance against the rich white frat boy who probably owned it.

He values celebs because they're more real people to him than Joe Blow or Winston Ivy League, because he sees them play characters in movies he likes on TV. Just like how he felt like Mario was his real friend. In fact, I believe that he's made various Tweets comparing actors to some heroic character they played when they make a political statement he likes. In his mind, they are those people, at least on an emotional level.

Robert's cultish consoomerism cannot be overstated. Remember, he's expressed distress over McDonald's and Nintendo's headquarters getting destroyed but celebrated things like the statue of Theodore Roosevelt getting torn down. If they replaced that Roosevelt statue with some golden arches, or a Disney logo, he'd almost certainly justify it. I'm not even using hyperbole when I say that.

He's like the physical manifestation of the current corporate wokeness insanity. This is a guy who supports communist revolution but wants the world to look like a parody ancap dystopia where all our public monuments are corporate mascots and we pray to Marvel superheroes. They're the "new mythology" after all, and he's been quite explicit recently about wanting the old one destroyed and replaced.

 

[BScCollateral]

You won't see the guys who made "Turbo Kid" getting any pussy using that line, that's for sure.

According to Ed Wood Jr. in his Hollywood Rat Race, one of the actresses in Sinister Urge slept with someone for her role.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Rowling’s ideas literally functioned to the extent they made millions of readers happy and lined her coffers with hundreds of millions of dollars. The bitterness, ouch.

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It's amazing how fast the Harry Potter cult turned on the franchise itself. It goes to show that all the rapid devotion and worship we've seen over the past two decades is all bullshit. From "the best books of all time!" to "they aren't well written" all because the author said she doesn't believe in troons.

 

[dzonatan]

I still don’t understand why people think he’s a serious critic.

Because quality control is non-existant on the internet.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob, movie expert that he is, surely knows that John Milius wasn't involved in any way with Conan the Destroyer. John Milius was busy directing the rabidly anti-communist movie Red Dawn.

Good job, movie critic.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Someone's desperately wiki'ing random animals to try and feel smarter than they really are.

Someone saw that we put a new poll up and is wanting to make us look like fools by being an expert in something not on the poll.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob, movie expert that he is, surely knows that John Milius wasn't involved in any way with Conan the Destroyer. John Milius was busy directing the rabidly anti-communist movie Red Dawn.

Good job, movie critic.

It’s a good thing I recommended we should put stupid in the tread title.

 

[Flexo]

Hmm... if only there was a word to describe that... something that starts with an "E".... It's on the tip of my processor....

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

The only fucking thing Blobbo will ever even remotely apply himself to become an expert in is bar trivia. This is the kind of man to whom learning and knowledge means nothing if you can't shit it out all over a dingy shithole pub to impress people who won't even be arsed to remember his name the next day.

Such an attitude towards education and learning is just infuriating.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Gotta say, this weeks edition of Robert "Marlin Perkins" Chipman's Wild and Superior Kingsom was enthralling.

"Uh, that real and honest SheRa-kin could break that idiot's neck with her tail."

 

[Flexo]

It's amazing how fast the Harry Potter cult turned on the franchise itself. It goes to show that all the rapid devotion and worship we've seen over the past two decades is all bullshit. From "the best books of all time!" to "they aren't well written" all because the author said she doesn't believe in troons.

Maybe they'll finally read another book.

 

[Meriasek]

The only fucking thing Blobbo will ever even remotely apply himself to become an expert in is bar trivia. This is the kind of man to whom learning and knowledge means nothing if you can't shit it out all over a dingy shithole pub to impress people who won't even be arsed to remember his name the next day.

Such an attitude towards education and learning is just infuriating.

Oh, they know his name. Everyone around him does. He's like Baldrick in that he probably thought for a long time his real first name was "Fuck off".
"I'm Bob" -"Yeah, we know, fuck off Bob."