Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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So people don't turn more conservative when they get older, they become more protective of money and property as they acquire it. I'm pretty sure there was a name for the mindset of people protective of money and property... Can't remember it right now. Can't be "conservative", though, because that's just academic lingo for "fascist", innit.
 
So Chris openly admits his growth is stagnant yet refuses to look at how he might create content that’s more valuable to people than what he’s doing now.
How much Chris could win making a Bob documentary?
I can see it being a Tiger King type production but boring as fuck unless you're in that mindset.

Anyone who gives Chris money “for medical bills” deserves to be ripped off. He’s shameless enough to splurge on bourbon and sit on his ass shooting the shit for hours instead of working to support his family. Chris might actually be every bit as garbage as his brother.
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So who's taking care of his children?
Does his wife just takes care of two kids while this guy drinks bourbon for nonexistent e-fame?
Does she work cause her husband can be bothered to go the extra mile to take care of his kid with special needs?
And don't tell me this is his private time because he's announcing it in social media.
I just had a fucking brain flash of Bob molesting his niece, the girl one I think he has, when he gets fed up with not getting any pussy then doing some pedo apologist simping to some sick, hot, lady while Chris is literally not giving a fuck trying to make a shitty podcast in his basement. And now I want a flash from a gun to my brain. Like I totally see him doing it, he just needs the hot pedo girl with the right opinions.
 
So people don't turn more conservative when they get older, they become more protective of money and property as they acquire it. I'm pretty sure there was a name for the mindset of people protective of money and property... Can't remember it right now. Can't be "conservative", though, because that's just academic lingo for "fascist", innit.

Bob is also wrong here in that despite his anti-immigration rhetoric Trump actually got slightly more of the Latino vote than Romney did. These racial minority groups pretty much always favour Democrats regardless of the Republican candidate's position, so pursuing them is pretty much a fool's errand, though the exact vote share varies from year to year.

In 1988, 2 years after Reagan signed the immigrant amnesty, Dukakis got 70% of the Hispanic vote. This is a higher share than Clinton got in 2016. The whole "Mexicans are actually conservative, yes I know they elected a socialist president in Lopez Obrador in 2018 but seriously they actually are, stop being a meanie racist and they'll vote for you" thing that neoliberals and neoconservatives push has to die.
 
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He totally has a black right-wing friend guyz!!!!
 
Bob has the most repellent syntactical patterns of just about anyone I’ve ever observed. Full body cringe at this shit:

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Good job bob you saw the bill wurtz video with 57 million views. The coy/smarmy shit he does when he spews out random trivia get me a little mati. The implication also seems to be his toad brain connected the dots between japans ancient history and the european colonisation of the americas. A completely puddle brained historical take if there ever was one.
 
I hesitate to say that he puts imagination into it because his beliefs about Republicans are the same 2005-era takes that every other DNC-fellating blue checkmark currently has. None of the Bushes have been even slightly relevant since 2016, and yet Bob's oppressor narrative still revolves around them and their administrations.
Dude, I wish the prognosis were that optimistic. Those Bush administration pissbuckets are metastasizing inside the Democratic party and dragging them further right than they already were, and it doesn't take much more than a perfunctory glance at the 2016 and 2020 Democratic convention committee member lists to see how far off the cliff the party actually is considering it's little more than a "who's who" of DC's worst lobbyists and influence brokers. All to the rousing cheers of people like Bob, whose intellects are so dulled and whose media-awareness extends no further than beating off to Rachel Maddow, they're no longer capable of breaking surface tension in terms of analytical complexity.

This right here speaks for itself.

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Do you think Bob has clue one who founded and operates the Lincoln Project, and for what end?
 
"Right down to the shades"
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Is this meant to be a compliment or an insult? It sounds a lot like his insults, but normally he's a big fan of robots replacing human jobs.

Anyone who gives Chris money “for medical bills” deserves to be ripped off. He’s shameless enough to splurge on bourbon and sit on his ass shooting the shit for hours instead of working to support his family. Chris might actually be every bit as garbage as his brother.
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Jesus, with that dark lighting, big smile, and eyes that are open a little too wide and look unhinged, this looks like the still from a horror film.

Good job bob you saw the bill wurtz video with 57 million views. The coy/smarmy shit he does when he spews out random trivia get me a little mati. The implication also seems to be his toad brain connected the dots between japans ancient history and the european colonisation of the americas. A completely puddle brained historical take if there ever was one.
I'm surprised that the idea that the Japanese stole their land like European Americans and are therefore illegitimate isn't one that caught on earlier as an ideological weapon against them, TBH.
 
Dude, I wish the prognosis were that optimistic. Those Bush administration pissbuckets are metastasizing inside the Democratic party and dragging them further right than they already were, and it doesn't take much more than a perfunctory glance at the 2016 and 2020 Democratic convention committee member lists to see how far off the cliff the party actually is considering it's little more than a "who's who" of DC's worst lobbyists and influence brokers. All to the rousing cheers of people like Bob, whose intellects are so dulled and whose media-awareness extends no further than beating off to Rachel Maddow, they're no longer capable of breaking surface tension in terms of analytical complexity.

This right here speaks for itself.

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Do you think Bob has clue one who founded and operates the Lincoln Project, and for what end?

I wonder why the country's most violent state wouldn't support the party that talks about defunding the police. Interestingly I haven't heard much from there in terms of unrest though despite it being the second blackest state in the country.
 
Bob, the fucking moron, is I'm sure, aware that the population of New Orleans is heavily Democratic voters already. The rest of Louisiana has very little to do with New Orleans. I'm sure Bob remembers that the Democratic mayor at the time was corrupt and deeply incompetent and the governor was a Democrat and completely ineffective. Needless to say, it doesn't actually matter if Bob remembers this or not, the rest of Louisiana does. Which is one very strong reason they vote Republican.
 
I'm surprised that the idea that the Japanese stole their land like European Americans and are therefore illegitimate isn't one that caught on earlier as an ideological weapon against them, TBH.
Because if 2,200-year-old ethnonationalist conflict is on the table for anyone but Jews and Palestinians, social justice warriors who trend strongly towards being the WASP'iest motherfuckers on the planet Earth have to start asking themselves some right uncomfortable questions about "fellow white people" Scots, Irish, and Scandinavians that lead straight to the question why their idiotic little cult can't exist separate from 19th Century racial hierarchies.
 
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Because if 2,200-year-old ethnonationalist conflict is on the table, social justice warriors who trend strongly towards being the WASP'iest motherfuckers on the planet Earth have to start asking themselves some right uncomfortable questions about the "fellow white people" Scots and Irish.
You say that like this is an ideology where people research or think about a topic beyond consuming the slop that's shoveled out to them by the mass media.

Of course if you go back far enough nearly all the lands current countries are built on was conquered from earlier peoples at some point, but if you don't think about that and just listen when you're told about certain groups doing it, those groups start to look uniquely bad.
 
You say that like this is an ideology where people research or think about a topic beyond consuming the slop that's shoveled out to them by the mass media.
Well, yeah. We're talking about an ideology so internally conflicted and confused it worships neoliberalism while bemoaning late-stage capitalism, lionizes 21st Century robber barons as titans of innovation and industry while handwaving direct and unavoidable comparisons to the Gilded Age, shamelessly and unironically cheers public policy that has been historically used to enforce systemic racism, and champions the wholesale subversion of protest and resistance that actually challenges the very status quo they claim to want overturned. They are to today, what Radical Republicans were to the 1870's.
 
Imagine praising the absolutely whipped husk of what used to Prince Harry.

Imagine being a proud resident of the city that kickstarted the American Revolution and slurping the cock of decadent British royalty for any reason, but especially because they offered up some pabulum that strokes your halfwitted political beliefs.
 
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