Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Does Cinematic Roberto even find them attractive? Or does he just think he should find them attractive? Most of Bob seems to be composed of this weird facade that sometimes cracks and shows off the raging incel lunatic beneath; so I genuinely can't tell sometime if it's Bob speaking, or the weird woke demon that clearly lives in his brain.
 
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As if Bob sits around rationally weighing the pros and cons of public discourse on various topics that come across his timeline. Bob deliberately seeks out topics that make him feel righteous, angry, or smug. Then he opines, poorly, about whatever it is. People respond pointing out how stupid he is and making fun of his idiocy, appearance, beliefs, forever kissless virginity, living situation, etc. Bob harvests the negative posts. He feeds on negativity, being a miserable sad fuck is his entire existence. Hey, at least they're not ignoring me, he says to himself, lifting a flabby buttcheek and releasing a despondent little fart.

But they are ignoring you, Bob. Putting up a throwaway thought on twitter making fun of Bob isn't really attention, Bob. And if you actually play TLOU2, it'll just be another in an unending stream of sad lonely experiences with media. Watch movies? Alone. Watch lesbian-flavored cartoons for little girls? Alone. Play any video game, from his beloved Mario to his latest anger topic? Completely and forever alone. Obsessively tweeting out your hatred in a red rage? Look around, Bob. No one around, is there?
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
"A net positive on my timeline":
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SJW's posting pictures of fitness models and professional athletes to justify Abby's build, after years of bitching about the likes of Lara Croft and Tifa being justified with pictures of actresses and fashion models.

No, being confronted with photographic evidence of doublethink is rarely a net positive on anyone's timeline.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
"A net positive on my timeline":
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Bob, and the person he's retweeting, deliberately ignores the point being made. It's not that IT'S MA'AM Abby has muscles, it's that she is built like a fucking linebacker (or Senator Armstrong) during what is ostensibly the zombie apocalypse. It takes exercise and a special diet to maintain that physique, neither of which are really practical when there are zombies knocking on your door. Furthermore, biologically speaking, men are more likely to maintain that kind of muscle mass (testosterone, it's a hell of a drug), and as Neil Druckman and Sony are desperate to point out, Abby is totes a woman and certainly not a man LARPing as one.
Then again, this is Bob we're talking about. He's not thinking through this. Hell, he probably tweeted this with one hand while the other desperately rooted through his fat, looking for his stiffie.
 
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Creepy Uncle Bob has no chill.

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I did enjoy these observations from people clowning the obese virgin incel:

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Bob is back to pretending he’s an expert in bears:

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Bob, spergs from his basement for a living, thinks life-endangering journalism isn’t a “real job.”

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Pointless Pedant said:
I'm surprised Bob isn't quietly seething that he can't get any. Is he an incel?
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Yes.
Doctor Placebo said:
You say that like this is an ideology where people research or think about a topic beyond consuming the slop that's shoveled out to them by the mass media.

Of course if you go back far enough nearly all the lands current countries are built on was conquered from earlier peoples at some point, but if you don't think about that and just listen when you're told about certain groups doing it, those groups start to look uniquely bad.
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In Europe it's already well established that basically everyone is an invader. The only indigenous people in Europe are the Sami and some russian minorities, by definition.
 
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Bob, and the person he's retweeting, deliberately ignores the point being made. It's not that IT'S MA'AM Abby has muscles, it's that she is built like a fucking linebacker (or Senator Armstrong) during what is ostensibly the zombie apocalypse. It takes exercise and a special diet to maintain that physique, neither of which are really practical when there are zombies knocking on your door. Furthermore, biologically speaking, men are more likely to maintain that kind of muscle mass (testosterone, it's a hell of a drug), and as Neil Druckman and Sony are desperate to point out, Abby is totes a woman and certainly not a man LARPing as one.
Then again, this is Bob we're talking about. He's not thinking through this. Hell, he probably tweeted this with one hand while the other desperately rooted through his fat, looking for his stiffie.
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I can almost guarantee that all the women in those photos have done roids. It fucking bonkers how quick women can bulk up just by doing a minimum of exercise, eating a ton and saying "fuck natty".

Oh and lmao at saying its a GRIZZLY. You'd think a guy who gets all his knowledge from wikipedia would know that black bears can be brown.
the video was actually taken in Romania which has no grizzly bears :lit:
 
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I can almost guarantee that all the women in those photos have done roids. It fucking bonkers how quick women can bulk up just by doing a minimum of exercise, eating a ton and saying "fuck natty".

Oh and lmao at saying its a GRIZZLY. You'd think a guy who gets all his knowledge from wikipedia would know that black bears can be brown.
the video was actually taken in Romania which has no grizzly bears :lit:
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Bears in Romania are Eurasian brown bears, which are another subspecies of the brown bear along with grizzlies. American and Asian black bears are only found in North America and Asia respectively.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
I wonder why the country's most violent state wouldn't support the party that talks about defunding the police. Interestingly I haven't heard much from there in terms of unrest though despite it being the second blackest state in the country.
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Swamp person, I have looked up any sort of civil unrest going on, there have been a few, but it's mostly just peaceful as far as I can tell. We're mainly having to deal with other stuff like storms that causes floods
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Bob, the fucking moron, is I'm sure, aware that the population of New Orleans is heavily Democratic voters already. The rest of Louisiana has very little to do with New Orleans. I'm sure Bob remembers that the Democratic mayor at the time was corrupt and deeply incompetent and the governor was a Democrat and completely ineffective. Needless to say, it doesn't actually matter if Bob remembers this or not, the rest of Louisiana does. Which is one very strong reason they vote Republican.
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That plus drowning is nothing really new with us, we get floods whenever large storms happen here. And obvious corruption is obvious, not like the President can do much that state officials can also do.
 
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I honestly want SJWs to start fucking with films Bob loves like Black Panther by demanding them to either be removed or have warning labels before it just to have him realize regardless of politics, you shouldn’t be fucking with films people like because you feel triggered by it.

Though since he’s much of a cowardly follower, he’d go along with it.
 
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Hey, maybe he knows how to write, is just his sausage fingers that won't let him?
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Ok, but, even if that's true, it proves he's too lazy to proofread his tweets.

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Chris threatens to fold up tent -- good riddance -- unless, of course, you pay him some more:
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If you can't get people to listen to your podcast during a pandemic, when a lot of people having nothing better to do than sit around and listen to whatever content is going...then maybe you're just not very good and should stop.

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I doubt Bob ever gets as mouthy IRL as he does on the internet. But if he ever does, there’s a good chance he’ll get his ass beat. It’s long overdue.
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It's WAAAAAAAY back in the thread, but it's been said that he's as obnoxious in person.

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I can almost guarantee that all the women in those photos have done roids. It fucking bonkers how quick women can bulk up just by doing a minimum of exercise, eating a ton and saying "fuck natty".
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It's a moot point how those women got that size because Abby still doesn't look anything like them. They at least have some kind of shape to their bodies so they look like beefed up women. Abby looks like a broad shouldered brick with abs painted on.
 
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