Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

I just read this Michael Malice quote and guess who it describes to a T?

Jon Stewart gave them the syntax and attitude
he did not give them the wit and intelligence

Speaking of which: Bob must have hit an all-time high for obnoxious tweets over the past two days. Few people are as consistently unfunny as Bob, but he still thinks he’s qualified to give comedy-writing advice. Spoiler alert: His advice is stupid and wrong:



The more he tries to convince the world he’s intelligent and knowledgeable, the clearer it is that even he doesn’t believe that.





Yet he still hasn’t worked out how the “rent-free space” analogy works. Crinnnnnge.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I just read this Michael Malice quote and guess who it describes to a T?


Speaking of which: Bob must have hit an all-time high for obnoxious tweets over the past two days. Few people are as consistently unfunny as Bob, but he still thinks he’s qualified to give comedy-writing advice. Spoiler alert: His advice is stupid and wrong:

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The more he tries to convince the world he’s intelligent and knowledgeable, the clearer it is that even he doesn’t even believe that.

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Yet he still hasn’t worked out how the “rent-free space” analogy works. Crinnnnnge.

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Blobby that Adam Sandler video game movie had Pac Man as a villain and them as Ghost so congrats your ideas are at the level of a shitty Adam Sandler film. Also if you have to explain a joke you fucking failed.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Probably because hybrid batteries aren't standardized, even in the same model over the course of years, and AAA could never logistically handle that. Assuming they don't have some kind of deal worked out with major manufacturers to not touch them, in order to funnel drivers into dealer service centers to ensure they are right fucked. Which is why if you have a hybrid, you stay on that and make sure the batteries are tested every service call and know those warranty performance thresholds like the back of your hand. But either way, have fun with that multi-thousand-dollar repair bill Kino Blobby, because that's the part about hybrids and electrical cars you're not told on the showroom floor, which makes them cost-prohibitive in the long run compared to regular-ass fuel-injected and emissions-controlled cars.

I mean, other than the part about the carbon footprint to make those stupid batteries is just as high if not higher than that of lifetime emissions from a comparable conventional car. And a hell of a lot higher in externalities from rare-earth production and other greenhouse gas emissions like sulfur dioxide.

Assuming it doesn't just need a jump start and the stupid bastard knows hybrids can be jump started in the first place, and can find the jump start terminals.

I'm betting Blob knows about as much about cars as he does about bears, and likely doesn't even carry jumper cables because "Muh Triple A card".

You know what a SMRT person does, blobby? They carry fucking jumper cables, AT ALL TIMES. Even if you don't need them at the moment, at any given time another person might need a jumpstart, and they might not even be carrying fucking jumper cables, or a Triple A (or CAA or BCAA) card.

I'm slightly more bemused by the fact he wasted his money on a hybrid car with a (possibly) trash battery. Like, of all the things to throw his money around on. Like, did he buy it new, or did he simply purchase someone else's problem?

Also, note to the blob (reeeeeeeeee: his idiotic "humor" tweet) Derrida was a Frenchman, you Ted Diabetes exceptional individual.

 

[Marche]

Bob still hasn't got over Aimee it seems.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Blobby that Adam Sandler video game movie had Pac Man as a villain and them as Ghost so congrats your ideas are at the level of a shitty Adam Sandler film. Also if you have to explain a joke you fucking failed.

Isn’t that the same Adam Sandler movie Bob made a 45-minute rage video about? You’d think he’d have retained some information from his exhaustive hate-watching. PBR really does kill brain cells.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Also, note to the blob (reeeeeeeeee: his idiotic "humor" tweet) Derrida was a Frenchman, you Ted Diabetes exceptional individual.

also, Herr Brecht's first name was spelt Bertholt

 

[Karl der Grosse]

There's zero chance Bob has read either Brecht or Derrida. At most he read a few essays as an assignment way back in college and possibly, but not probably, skimmed wikipedia before he made the tweet.

 

[Mola Ram]

There's zero chance Bob has read either Brecht or Derrida. At most he read a few essays as an assignment way back in college and possibly, but not probably, skimmed wikipedia before he made the tweet.

If he knows anything about Brecht, it's that he wrote "Mack the Knife," and I can just see him grinning smugly as he imparts this Secret Knowledge on some unfortunate girl at a bar who quickly finds a reason to be elsewhere.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ironically, despite Bob's claims, I would wager to guess that he's actually significantly less intelligent than average. The fat ugly rednecks in wife-beaters he likes to laugh at could probably talk circles around him in a basic debate. Because they at least have self-awareness and insight. He seems to be almost completely oblivious to how other people see him.

The fact that he low-key admitted he's a desperately unhappy, constantly miserable person was refreshing, though. It was obvious from the start but having definite confirmation is very helpful.

 

[Mola Ram]

The fat ugly rednecks in wife-beaters he likes to laugh could probably talk circles around him in a basic debate.

Debating is something you cannot do effectively without practice, and Bob pointedly refuses to debate anyone. He'll sneer, roll over on his back and surrender, mock, insult, and block, but he never argues. In even a half-serious debate he'd be annihilated.

 

[Positron]

Lefties can't be more transparent in their hatred for the "deplorable" poor white people. So it is refreshing to see Bobby hates white people regardless of class:
(BTW "Ash" is the erstwhile wife of Peter Coffin. Even as a realdoll she shows more humanity and compassion than the average leftie)




Speaking of head size:

Also, Robert (morally superior American) celebrating someone getting corona:
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Bobby isn't happy that not everyone shares his ill will and foul personality.


For a change, Bobby defends ignorance -- but only among liberal-indoctrinated college students:


Bobby nurses his hate boner at the thought of "nazis" getting shot:


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Bobby talks about a subject that he is intimately familiar with: pathetic, over-compensating men.


This is from another pillow-talk with that Ellie troon, who complained that the place he lives doesn't allow him to be an "outdoorsy lesbian".


"No, I don't get butthurt because someone talk shit about Obama! You are the one who is hurt!"


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Bobby finds a kindred spirit in ... Brie Larson!


MCU and lesbians:


The Ellie troon is curious about the job of movie reviewers, and Bobby, inadvently, revealed the deep truth about himself:


This is how a movie critic works:

Wait a second:


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Fast food:


Infrared camera on some prostitute's crotch:

 

[Red Hood]

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Well most grifters have that motivation, Bob. Doesn't make their occupation any more noble.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If class isn't all that important, why is it the first thing you focus on and attack, Bob? If class isn't important why do you larp that you want to genocide 90% of middle America?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Going to a stripclub is the closest thing to dating Bob has ever had. They don't like you either, Bob, they just want your internet pennies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Going to a stripclub is the closest thing to dating Bob has ever had. They don't like you either, Bob, they just want your internet pennies.

Creepy Uncle Bob, male feminist, pays women to take off their clothes for him? Now there’s a shocker.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Creepy Uncle Bob, male feminist, pays women to take off their clothes for him? Now there’s a shocker.

It's not like Bob has a choice in the matter. It's either the strip club or his spank bank, and if he makes too many withdrawals from the spank bank he starts suffering from the law of diminishing returns.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's not like Bob has a choice in the matter. It's either the strip club or his spank bank, and if he makes too many withdrawals from the spank bank he starts suffering from the law of diminishing returns.

Between his morbid obesity, diabetes and diabetes meds, I don’t think Bob can even get it up. Imagine being impotent before you’ve even turned 40. No wonder he’s always so angry and miserable.

 

[Mola Ram]

Between his morbid obesity, diabetes and diabetes meds, I don’t think Bob can even get it up. Imagine being impotent before you’ve even turned 40. No wonder he’s always so angry and miserable.

CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY IN THIS THREAD WHERE WE DON'T DISCUSS BOB'S ERECTIONS.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY IN THIS THREAD WHERE WE DON'T DISCUSS BOB'S ERECTIONS.

About as likely as us having one day where Creepy Uncle Bob doesn’t post thirsty cringe about his lust for dykes and troons.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY IN THIS THREAD WHERE WE DON'T DISCUSS BOB'S ERECTIONS.

He can't have them before all that fat has buried his penis real deep.