Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

How do these people not understand the concept of TIME CONSTRAINTS??

Like... yeah, when you've got to fill 16 pages a month, 4 times a month (as once there was 4 spidey books a month) for an entire year, guess what? You've got time to go into the hero's love life!

2 hrs on a movie screen doesn't leave as much time for such things. Unless you cut out stuff that people are paying a movie ticket price to see. Exhibit A: Lois' "song" from the first superman movie.

A better question is how the fuck did he miss the han and leia romance in the original trilogy? Or the entire padme/anakin courtship that literally lead to luke and leia being born in the PT? "Jabba is the only horny character" - pro movie critic.

I get the impression Bob is the kind of guy that looks up cartoon and comic lesbian porn instead of live action porn.

Its why he likes she-ra so much.

Also there was a fun slap fight. It started with this


Which lead to....



Robert must defend his honor (by PRETENDING he never said anything like that)




Sadly our blob Robert couldn't handle it.


But before he "quit" for the day, he dropped this gem

 

[XtrmGamr719]

A better question is how the fuck did he miss the han and leia romance in the original trilogy? Or the entire padme/anakin courtship that literally lead to luke and leia being born in the PT? "Jabba is the only horny character" - pro movie critic.



Its why he likes she-ra so much.

Also there was a fun slap fight. It started with this
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Which lead to....
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Robert must defend his honor (by PRETENDING he never said anything like that)
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Sadly our blob Robert couldn't handle it.
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But before he "quit" for the day, he dropped this gem
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Stay classy and stupid Bobbi, actually wait, don’t do that.

And can I get a source of the previous interaction mentioned in the thread?

 

[Positron]

Honestly if you're an employee of any retail business and you yell "Fuck" anything at a potential customer you need to be fired.

It has nothing to do with the right side of history

The Right Side of History is populated with unemployable women- and men-children.

Real Life is Just Like Cartoons Part II


People not entirely on board with the Right Side of History are getting sick of Bobby's sociopathic schadenfreude about the covid dead. Bobby claims he is really, really heartbroken too!
(Okay @Rei is shit got those tweets before me but I want to show them from another perspective)

People in this thread knows only too well that Bobby hate poor white people; it is good that his followers see it now.

Masks, hospital-like lightings, and scents of disinfectants are Bobby's memento mori.

Imagine this tough guy punching your bone and meat.

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Bobby understands Dialectical Materialism:




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Bewitched is about "emasculation-anxiety in a mixed-class marriage" and, of course, lesbians:

Bob must be tried of us accusing him of only watching Marvel and Blockbuster stuff. He's getting all fancypants on us.

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Don't

Having been enlightened by his Arthouse euphoria, Bobby proceed to imagine The Exterminating Angel for the Pixels generation.


Trying to get in the good graces of The Abortion Chick:


As expected, Bobby folds quickly and completely at the sights of the more oppressed.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bobby understands Dialectical Materialism:

Bob referring to JK Rowling, famous for being a Labour stalwart ever since public assistance helped her write Harry Potter while she was out of work and a single mother, as a "super Tory" is just the Platonic ideal of his utter, laughable ignorance about politics outside this country.

Not that his grasp of American politics is much better, mind you.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Late and gay:

Bob will kill himself through consumption once Twitter/YT money dries up. He will flail wildly for a bit after. Like a dying star he will expand to every platform he can find and try desperately to recapture some morsel of his once vast feast of relevance before collapsing under his own weight. Instead of becoming a black hole he will be lowered into a black hole after drinking himself to death after a McNugget binge.

Possibly but I think you're off a little. If worse comes to worse I can totally see Bob actually losing a foot so he can claim disability and/or scamming his way into SSDI. His neet bucks are going to dry up at some point most likely. Bob's too vain and self important to an hero or lower himself to get an actual job, not that anyone would hire someone with a decade of no work history.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm right there with Bob!
We need to hold the BLM protesters accountable for causing the 2nd spike! It's clearly their fault, as the protests perfectly coincide with the time frames, demographic, and geographic locations of the spikes!

He clearly doesn't mean them, because he's one of the people that claims to love science, but ignores basic facts, like masks won't stop shit if there's 10,000 people side by side screaming at the top of their lungs that also regularly take those masks off.

NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio, who honestly needs his own thread, is canceling all large events in the city through September except for BLM protests. Talk about being progressive!

 

[Jack Awful]

NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio, who honestly needs his own thread, is canceling all large events in the city through September except for BLM protests. Talk about being progressive!

This is why I hate liberals, especially ones like Bob.

They'll rally against something like racial discrimination. They'll say we're all equal, how race is arbitrary, and that we all deserve equal treatment. Then they'll start complaining about how we need to abolish "whiteness" and how white people are inherently bad because they're different and more evil because of the color of their skin.

Maybe Moviebob isn't a crazy fringe lunatic, maybe he's just currently holding the opinions that liberals will have 5 years from now.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio, who honestly needs his own thread, is canceling all large events in the city through September except for BLM protests. Talk about being progressive!

That is horribly biased. I wouldn’t be surprised if his daughter asked her daddy (barf) to not cancel the protests.

EDIT: Off-topic: If there’s any (I doubt it) legal smarties (people well knowledgeable in law) in this thread, can any organizers and/or possibly participants of said events sue the city for their biased decision?

 

[Emperor Julian]

lol Bob thinks treating staff as completly expendable is the wrong side off history. He really hasnt been paying attention.

 

[Mola Ram]

That is horribly biased. I wouldn’t be surprised if his daughter asked her daddy (barf) to not cancel the protests.

EDIT: Off-topic: If there’s any (I doubt it) legal smarties (people well knowledgeable in law) in this thread, can any organizers and/or possibly participants of said events sue the city for their biased decision?

They've (that is, De Blasio and Idiot Princeling Andrew Cuomo) already been sued once and smacked down in Federal court for allowing the protests while shuttering places of worship. Can't apply the First Amendment that way, sayeth the court, and I could easily see another lawsuit coming. They've cancelled all kinds of stuff: the Puerto Rican Day parade, the West Indian Day parade (which is always a bloodbath, so I imagine they had ulterior motives for that one), San Gennaro, even the Marathon, which isn't until November.

The real fun stuff is going to come when people start suing to paint their own political slogans on the roadways, since you can't have the state promote "Black Lives Matters" at the exclusion of other viewpoints. Just imagine the WBC painting GOD HATES FAGS on Broadway. The lulz shall roll.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

They've (that is, De Blasio and Idiot Princeling Andrew Cuomo) already been sued once and smacked down in Federal court for allowing the protests while shuttering places of worship. Can't apply the First Amendment that way, sayeth the court, and I could easily see another lawsuit coming. They've cancelled all kinds of stuff: the Puerto Rican Day parade, the West Indian Day parade (which is always a bloodbath, so I imagine they had ulterior motives for that one), San Gennaro, even the Marathon, which isn't until November.

The real fun stuff is going to come when people start suing to paint their own political slogans on the roadways, since you can't have the state promote "Black Lives Matters" at the exclusion of other viewpoints. Just imagine the WBC painting GOD HATES FAGS on Broadway. The lulz shall roll.

Well it’s still great to know that Bob’s fantasies (take it as you will) of being in absolute power over people is only reality in commie/dictator-ruled countries and I guess a few parts of other countries and this place.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob thinks he’s an “e-celeb.”

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob thinks he’s an “e-celeb.”

But he is. Eeeeee-maginary.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not surprised this pussy has spent a lifetime having panic attacks at the mere scent of rubbing alcohol.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

You're a fucking idiot, they've done research on this, the cause of the 2nd spike is not connected to the protests.

Like I said in the COVID thread, exactly which sets of protests do you refer to?

The ones where hundreds or thousands of mouth-breathers were running around with AR's but no masks, protesting lockdowns or mask laws? Or the ones where thousands of people were running around with masks...to protect themselves from mass deployment of respiratory irritant gasses and sprays, in the middle of a respiratory illness pandemic?

Folks should be taking a cue from Bob, at least in terms of not emulating his illogic when it suits them politically.

 

[Mola Ram]

I’m not surprised this pussy has spent a lifetime having panic attacks at the mere scent of rubbing alcohol.

Given some of the things he's admitted to, I wonder if the panic attacks don't come from him resisting the urge to drink it.

 

[Red Hood]

A better question is how the fuck did he miss the han and leia romance in the original trilogy? Or the entire padme/anakin courtship that literally lead to luke and leia being born in the PT? "Jabba is the only horny character" - pro movie critic.

Remember that line in A New Hope?
"What do you think, a princess and a guy like me?"
"No."

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember that line in A New Hope?
"What do you think, a princess and a guy like me?"
"No."

Shit, what about Lando Calrissian? Billy Dee Williams projects more sexual energy with a single smirk than Bob has managed in his whole life.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shit, what about Lando Calrissian? Billy Dee Williams projects more sexual energy with a single smirk than Bob has managed in his whole life.

That because Lando Calrissian isn't a rage-filled, sexless, stupid asshole like Bob.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Folks should be taking a cue from Bob, at least in terms of not emulating his illogic when it suits them politically.

The only cue I take from Bob is what not to do with my life.