Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

The Right Side of History is populated with unemployable women- and men-children.

Real Life is Just Like Cartoons Part II
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All supervillains are old white guys? Wanna tell that to the Chinese government, NK government or say the African Warlords? An if we're gonna go by your fav MCU stuff, Black Mantha and Killgrave were black guys, the Mandarin was a Asian motherfucker last I checked.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

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Just out of curiosity, can you jump a hybrid battery?

Bob carries his prison with him.

I agree. He is like Mephistopheles from Dr. Faustus.

Spoiler: Explanation

Dr. Faustus is a play about a man, the titular character, who sells his soul to the devil Mephistopheles in exchange for power and knowledge. One of the things Faustus asks Mephistopheles is if Heaven is real and if it is a place in the sky where God and angels live. Mephistopheles says that such a place exists, so Faustus says that, by extension Hell, a place underneath the earth where Satan and demons live must be real. Mephistopheles says this is only half right. He then says that Hell is real, but it is not exactly a physical place, rather a state of being. Mephistopheles explains that he was once an angel who felt the love of God, but was rejected by God when he rebelled with Lucifer. Now he will never feel God's love again and he knows it. That is what hell is to Mephistopheles. Bob's state of mind and worldview will never allow him to be happy thus he will always be in hell.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Possibly but I think you're off a little. If worse comes to worse I can totally see Bob actually losing a foot so he can claim disability and/or scamming his way into SSDI. His neet bucks are going to dry up at some point most likely. Bob's too vain and self important to an hero or lower himself to get an actual job, not that anyone would hire someone with a decade of no work history.

Most likely, he tries to claim anxiety, depression, and PTSD (from those mean tweets directed at him, you know). Maybe he finally embraces his own autism when he thinks it might get him money without having to work for it.

 

[The Nothingness]

All supervillains are old white guys? Wanna tell that to the Chinese government, NK government or say the African Warlords? An if we're gonna go by your fav MCU stuff, Black Mantha and Killgrave were black guys, the Mandarin was a Asian motherfucker last I checked.

And Thanos was purple.

 

[assdick42069]

Not to be that guy but the original (Fawcett, now DC) Captain Marvel character was Billy Batson, empowered to become an adult Superman type hero by the wizard Shazam.

Just out of curiosity, can you jump a hybrid battery?

I agree. He is like Mephistopheles from Dr. Faustus.

Spoiler: Explanation

Dr. Faustus is a play about a man, the titular character, who sells his soul to the devil Mephistopheles in exchange for power and knowledge. One of the things Faustus asks Mephistopheles is if Heaven is real and if it is a place in the sky where God and angels live. Mephistopheles says that such a place exists, so Faustus says that, by extension Hell, a place underneath the earth where Satan and demons live must be real. Mephistopheles says this is only half right. He then says that Hell is real, but it is not exactly a physical place, rather a state of being. Mephistopheles explains that he was once an angel who felt the love of God, but was rejected by God when he rebelled with Lucifer. Now he will never feel God's love again and he knows it. That is what hell is to Mephistopheles. Bob's state of mind and worldview will never allow him to be happy thus he will always be in hell.

I bet Roberto Moving Picture is torrenting Mephisto right now so he can tweet about it and show the world he totally cares about movies that aren't about superheroes.
Jojlk it's not on Disney Plus so it might as well be lost media to someone like him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob’s bullshit is so dark and warped right now that I had to look at Chris’s soy-faced tweets just to balance out the bleakness. Turns out that in addition to e-begging for money to keep a roof over his family’s head so he can avoid work, Chris is begging for money online to buy custom embroidered t-shirts for his barely sentient 2-year-old’s birthday (archive).



I can smell the soy from here. Anyone who gives Chris money to fund his drinking habit is a sucker.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s bullshit is so dark and warped right now that I had to look at Chris’s soy-faced tweets just to balance out the bleakness. Turns out that in addition to e-begging for money to keep a roof over his family’s head so he can avoid work, Chris is begging for money online to buy custom embroidered t-shirts for his barely sentient 2-year-old’s birthday (archive).

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I can smell the soy from here. Anyone who gives Chris money to fund his drinking habit is a sucker.

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If I were Chris I quit the social media life, grow a pair, and work to support his daughter.

But like Bob, that requires being a man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris can stay on social media. He just needs to stop humiliating himself and his family with the nonstop e-begging. Again, why should anyone send Chris their hard-earned money to be pissed away on expensive clothing, craft beer and other frivolities while tens of millions of people are struggling to keep their children’s bellies full? He has a lot of fucking nerve.

 

[cypocryphy]

Doing his "do I know you?" thing again. For someone who tweets 60 + times a day he sure doesn't understand twitter very much.

 

[The Nothingness]

I bet Roberto Moving Picture is torrenting Mephisto right now so he can tweet about it and show the world he totally cares about movies that aren't about superheroes.

Only to bring up the shitty adaptations of Mephisto in the Ghost Rider movies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We’re not the only ones who are grossed out by Bob’s constant references to his sexual kinks. But Creepy Uncle Bob cannot help himself. He’s a virgin and never been kissed, so I guess making people squirm with secondhand embarrassment and revulsion is as close as he’s going to get to evoking a physical reaction in another human.

 

[Mola Ram]

We’re not the only ones who are grossed out by Bob’s constant references to his sexual kinks. But Creepy Uncle Bob cannot help himself. He’s a virgin and never been kissed, so I guess making people squirm with secondhand embarrassment and revulsion is as close as he’s going to get to evoking a physical reaction in another human.

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His response is tonedeaf, deflecting nonsense. "R-r-Roger Ebert wrote Beyond the V-Valley of the Dolls, you HATER!" Yeah, but he didn't thirstily creep on trannies and lesbian cartoons while spouting sexually aggressive vitriol at conservative women.

Come to think of it, the only thing Bob has got Ebert beat at is weight class.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

His response is tonedeaf, deflecting nonsense. "R-r-Roger Ebert wrote Beyond the V-Valley of the Dolls, you HATER!" Yeah, but he didn't thirstily creep on trannies and lesbian cartoons while spouting sexually aggressive vitriol at conservative women.

Come to think of it, the only thing Bob has got Ebert beat at is weight class.

Bob is so physically repulsive that cancer probably won't even touch him, so he's got that going for him as well....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wasn’t following Bob when his dude Obama was president. Was he vocal about his opposition to Obama and Hillary droning hundreds of thousands of brown and black people — including the deliberate killing of an American citizen?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is so physically repulsive that cancer probably won't even touch him, so he's got that going for him as well....

Yeah, that's what Amberlynn thought.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Yeah, that's what Amberlynn thought.

Bob's so fat that you can't tell which parts of his body are fat and which are just made of tumors.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's so fat that you can't tell which parts of his body are fat and which are just made of tumors.

The fun part is squeezing the lumps and trying to figure out which are tumors and which are cysts.

 

[Bolo]

I wasn’t following Bob when his dude Obama was president. Was he vocal about his opposition to Obama and Hillary droning hundreds of thousands of brown and black people — including the deliberate killing of an American citizen?

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No, Robert has the same song and dance whenever someone on the democrats side get into some shit "This is terrible, and I hope the proper channels investigate and punish the ones responsibles", without mentioning who did what.

But back then Robert didn't use much twitter other than post about his videos and such, social media in general wasn't this hellhole we have now. And when Robert started to get more political on twitter, then gamergate happened, and Robert was all day, everyday on this shit, Obama could go on nucking, and all Robert would do is tweet about the brave and stunning women in the gamer gate wars.

Don't expect the fatass to even begin to acknowledge any hint of hypocrisy on his part. Any dissonance from his reasoning can be attributed to his creed that, as imperfect as the democrats can be, they are the ones that will guide America to the superior future, and so, being part of the right side of history, Robert doesn't have to justify and conflicting position.

In short, he is a self-righteous douchebag.

 

[Flexo]

It's just... something else to see Bob come SOOOOO close to awareness of what's wrong with cancel culture.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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It's just... something else to see Bob come SOOOOO close to awareness of what's wrong with cancel culture.

Reading this thumbnail makes me think Bob has no critical thinking skills
Wait, who arm I kidding? This is MovieBob we’re talking about here!