Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"heh, no you see, plebian, The Escapist didn't pay for my checkmark like every single other entertainment website ever. I got the mark because of credible threats to me and my family because that's how that works, dumbass."

Spoiler: He's very proud

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I'm sure it sounded smarter and not at all like made up bull shit in his head.

For a better understanding of why Bob is liar, and a terrible one at that and besides just being Bob, please see this vid from EmpLemon.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Beggin’ Brother Chris and his wife Svelte Sarah did something momentous and recorded it for posterity: they got tested for COVID-19. For some reason they couldn’t sell the broadcast rights to this, but it’s up on Chris’s YouTube. He and his wife both refer to themselves as “good community members.”

Chris has such a bad case of gayface that I almost pity him.

 

[Adamska]

Beggin’ Brother Chris and his wife Svelte Sarah did something momentous and recorded it for posterity: they got tested for COVID-19. For some reason they couldn’t sell the broadcast rights to this, but it’s up on Chris’s YouTube. He and his wife both refer to themselves as “good community members.”

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Chris has such a bad case of gayface that I almost pity him.

I kind of love how Chris is desperately trying to mimic his brother for the money rather than continue to work at home in his decently paid job or... you know, moving out from expensive shithole Lynn.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I kind of love how Chris is desperately trying to mimic his brother for the money rather than continue to work at home in his decently paid job or... you know, moving out from expensive shithole Lynn.

I think even Bob can manage to get more than 33 views on most of his videos. If Chris wasn’t such a lazy, bad father, he’d grab as many engineering gigs as he can manage to fit into 24 hours. But he is, so he won’t. I hope he and his fair bride are done breeding.

 

[Positron]

"heh, no you see, plebian, The Escapist didn't pay for my checkmark like every single other entertainment website ever. I got the mark because of credible threats to me and my family because that's how that works, dumbass."
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"All midwesterners are related, so it is okay to 'ironically' wish them all dead."

And hating that woman is a perfectly valid reason to vote for her opponents. If that woman didn't want to be hated she should not have spoke and behaved as she did.

 

[Bolo]

Yeah, a bunch of people are testing, no reason to act sanctimonious.

Yeah yeah, good intentions, set an example for others, etc etc etc. Still, people act like they deserve a medal for that.

I'm not gonna watch the video, but i'll be a fag and ask anyway, were Chris and his Wife feeling any of sympthoms? If not, why were they testing? it is just a waste of time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not gonna watch the video, but i'll be a fag and ask anyway, were Chris and his Wife feeling any of sympthoms? If not, why were they testing? it is just a waste of time.

Nope, no symptoms. They got tested as a literal performance.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Nope, no symptoms. They got tested as a literal performance.

Aren't testing supplies in short supply? Doesn't this take resources away from people that might actually need it? A lot of people need to get tested because they work in medical fields or are having upcoming surgery. If every soyburger in America decides to get tested now for Good Boy Points, then how will the folks who actually need those testing supplies get them?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aren't testing supplies in short supply? Doesn't this take resources away from people that might actually need it? A lot of people need to get tested because they work in medical fields or are having upcoming surgery. If every soyburger in America decides to get tested now for Good Boy Points, then how will the folks who actually need those testing supplies get them?

Excuse YOU. These two “good community members” were doing their duty as social media influencers, urging their legions of followers to get tested. If you want to keep seeing quality content like this, you best get to filling Chris’s PayPal with pledges. It would be a shame if he were forced to take lucrative engineering gigs to support his family.

 

[Adamska]

Aren't testing supplies in short supply? Doesn't this take resources away from people that might actually need it? A lot of people need to get tested because they work in medical fields or are having upcoming surgery. If every soyburger in America decides to get tested now for Good Boy Points, then how will the folks who actually need those testing supplies get them?

They don't care, the entire Chimpman family is white trash that put on airs for living in the suburbs of one of the shittier cities in the US.

We thankfully are testing the most out of all countries, but yes, kits should be used first by people whose job is to treat the ill or who work with a lot of people. So retailers, maids, nurses, docs, and so on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris “The Bills Are Piling Up and I’m Despondent” Chipman is just trolling now. Anyone who donates to his e-begging campaign is a masochist, literally retarded, or both. (archive)

 

[cypocryphy]

Beggin’ Brother Chris and his wife Svelte Sarah did something momentous and recorded it for posterity: they got tested for COVID-19. For some reason they couldn’t sell the broadcast rights to this, but it’s up on Chris’s YouTube. He and his wife both refer to themselves as “good community members.”

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Chris has such a bad case of gayface that I almost pity him.

I'm not exactly George Clooney myself...but do Bob and Chris own nothing but retro video game t-shirts?

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm not exactly George Clooney myself...but do Bob and Chris own nothing but retro video game t-shirts?

Don't be ridiculous. They also have retro comic book t shirts, retro Godzilla t shirts, retro 80s tv show t shirts...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This Bob and Chris video has been up for over one month and has fewer than 80 views. They spend the first 14 minutes or so defending themselves over facts stated in this thread lol. Includes Bob referring to his rented basement as “my house,” all but telling his brother, “Everyone with kids has filthy fucking homes, Chris, you’re not the only one,” and revealing he considers empty cans one of his revenue streams. (Hey, it’s more honorable than e-begging.) Bob says his haters can’t come up with anything that stings more than accusing him of wearing a hat. Pretty sure being reminded that he’s a basement-dwelling old virgin does actually hurt, because it’s true. Oh and Chris’s Patreon patrons include Bob and his mom. Ouch.

 

[Red Hood]

Don't be ridiculous. They also have retro comic book t shirts, retro Godzilla t shirts, retro 80s tv show t shirts...

Let's face it, if you're buying shirts of that size, it's either got pop culture crap on it or a sports team.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That video lol. Chris is in one breath discussing with Bob how stupid America is, then in the next breath doesn’t even know how to pronounce “virulently” (he says “vy-ROOL-ent-lee”). Fast forward to 22:07 for the lulz. At 34:27, Bob “I’m smarter than everybody else” Chipman pronounces “amenable” as “uh-MEN-able.” That’s the mayo ghoul pronunciation; per OED the correct pronunciation is “uh-MEAN-able.” It wouldn’t be noteworthy if Bob didn’t fancy himself such an esteemed intellectual.

Don’t mind Bob chewing away; he barely lasted 20 minutes of the convo before he had to start looking at Twitter on his phone and stuffing his face with food. At least when he’s eating he’s not interrupting Chris. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Bob is one of those guys who never listens to others because he’s too busy thinking about what he’s going to say next.

Also Bob’s atrocious lighting (film major, everyone!) reveals that he has the same forehead gut Tammy Slaton does. Hey, she’s single too! Talk about a gruesome twosome. And Bob has put on so much weight during lockdown that they’re nearly twins.

 

[Positron]

This Bob and Chris video has been up for over one month and has fewer than 80 views. They spend the first 14 minutes or so defending themselves over facts stated in this thread lol. Includes Bob referring to his rented basement as “my house,” all but telling his brother, “Everyone with kids has filthy fucking homes, Chris, you’re not the only one,” and revealing he considers empty cans one of his revenue streams. (Hey, it’s more honorable than e-begging.) Bob says his haters can’t come up with anything that stings more than accusing him of wearing a hat. Pretty sure being reminded that he’s a basement-dwelling old virgin does actually hurt, because it’s true. Oh and Chris’s Patreon patrons include Bob and his mom. Ouch.

What shocks me about this video is the horrible lag and poor synchronization between sound and vision. It is as though the brothers are on two continents rather than (most likely) within a few hundred feet.

Bobby is mad that his Twitter followers hate his sociopathic rants:

There are a couple who support Bobby though.

Meanwhile, the fallout of his previous bad take about covid deaths continues:

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Bobby refuses to believe Trump has a lot of support among spics:

A spic who vote Trump will be considered whiter than Miracle Whip, at least as far as Bobby is concerned.

He explains how the modern day Dem has embraced "Sexy POC-Reimagined Alexander Hamilton Who Raps" as their "spiritual mascot":


Stupid white Karens are getting their kids killed through their support of Trump.


Bobby fails to argue with a rando, so he took a cheap shot at his job title:

There is nothing more embarrassing than telling others your job is to review Marvel movies on youtube.

Deep rumination about Economic philosophy:

It is true that Darcy Paterson is wrong, and you should not explain every modern social phenomenon as a conflict between Capitalists and Proletariat; you shouldn't even assume that the interests between the two are always in conflict. See? I've explained what Bobby means to say in much fewer words and much more clearly.

Learn another JERB!

Don't be silly, Bobby can't even learn not to gloat when some white person contracts covid.



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Nash and friends are talking about Star Wars; I'm not sure what Bobby is talking about.


Bobby reiterates he is an expert in making fireworks. And what's more, he even knows how mustard gas is made: ammonia plus bleach!

(That gas is a mixture of chloramine and hydrazine. Dumb fuck.)

 

[Meriasek]

Yeah, see, Bob is forward thinking and hella smart, so he knows that mixing ammonia and bleach creates chloramine, and Bob, who is a bit of a scientist himself (because those are not obsolete, and Bob is not obsolete, so he must be one; logic is also not obsolete), always has a bunch of hydrazine at the ready and just assumes that everyone else has, too. I mean, his floors are so immaculately clean that he must know a lot about cleaning agents.

In reality, of course, he just didn't know the specifics and just heard that mixing bleach and ammonia creates toxic gas. And since his mind is always on food, he could only think of mustard gas.

 

[Jack Awful]

Yeah, see, Bob is forward thinking and hella smart, so he knows that mixing ammonia and bleach creates chloramine, and Bob, who is a bit of a scientist himself (because those are not obsolete, and Bob is not obsolete, so he must be one; logic is also not obsolete), always has a bunch of hydrazine at the ready and just assumes that everyone else has, too. I mean, his floors are so immaculately clean that he must know a lot about cleaning agents.

In reality, of course, he just didn't know the specifics and just heard that mixing bleach and ammonia creates toxic gas. And since his mind is always on food, he could only think of mustard gas.

Mixing ammonia and bleach to get mustard gas is literally something from King of the Hill. I'm wondering if Bob got it from there.

 

[Meriasek]

Mixing ammonia and bleach to get mustard gas is literally something from King of the Hill. I'm wondering if Bob got it from there.

Well, as a highly enlightened scholar of the fine televisional arts... Yes, that's absolutely where he got that from.
He will, of course, pass it off as an obscure reference. Don't bother, Bob.