Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284907374650810368 (Archive)

Does Robert actually think that Trump would ever acknowledge in any way imaginable? Robert's TDS tweets likely get drowned out in between more notable TDS tweets and the slapfights that come with them.


https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284915704312012803 (Archive)

What is he talking about? He's always been a basement-dwelling hermit, well before lockdown.

"Bad faith":

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284890656083709952 (Archive)

 

[Adamska]

Billy-Bob is half-assedly making up excuses for not being outside like the totally strong man he is. He kind of remembered he made lies about being an outdoorsy type I guess. By the by, just going outside ain't hard even if you try to avoid people. Billy-Bob is just pissy he can't go to that shitty bar to creep on women.

And bad faith? Faggot can't even admit fault; he just silently deletes and makes excuses.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284907374650810368 (Archive)

Does Robert actually think that Trump would ever acknowledge in any way imaginable? Robert's TDS tweets likely get drowned out in between more notable TDS tweets and the slapfights that come with them.

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284915704312012803 (Archive)

What is he talking about? He's always been a base-dwelling hermit, well before lockdown.

"Bad faith":
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284890656083709952 (Archive)

What in the hell was Bob staying in for all that time? He couldn't even go out in a mask and walk around the block a few times? I joked before that Bob and his family were overreacting to the virus, but it looks as if they really thought that the 'rona was some kind of Captain Tripps Zombie Plague that could travel hundreds of feet in the air and infect anyone who stood outside of a hermetically sealed building. This is what you get for consooming and thinking that post-apocalyptic hack media is scientifically accurate.

 

[Mola Ram]

What in the hell was Bob staying in for all that time? He couldn't even go out in a mask and walk around the block a few times? I joked before that Bob and his family were overreacting to the virus, but it looks as if they really thought that the 'rona was some kind of Captain Tripps Zombie Plague that could travel hundreds of feet in the air and infect anyone who stood outside of a hermetically sealed building. This is what you get for consooming and thinking that post-apocalyptic hack media is scientifically accurate.

There really are people going that crazy about it. There's one cow I follow (not on the Farms; he's a little too obscure though I keep noodling the idea of doing a write up on him) who has made the death toll of the 'rona part of his daily anti-Trump ranting. He's predicting 10 million dead in the US alone, going on about how it's turning into an STD, ticking off the mutated strains that can't be treated. He's a whackjob. But I don't know how much he believes it and how much he's just trying to capitalize on it to bash Trump and assorted other wasteland ghouls. I suppose using it as a cudgel could bleed into actually believing your own bullshit.

 

[No Face]

He's the type of retard that thinks Hitler's only problems were he chose the wrong totalitarian policies and cleansed the wrong groups.

no bad tactics, only bad targets

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wrustbelt Wrangler's suggestion that the DNC is less than spic and span is making Bobby mad:

Bob, you know it's not racist to criticize Obama, right?

 

[King Dead]

Bob will probably not kill himself if he get's the right products to consoom

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284933144597143553

https://archive.vn/r3PBh

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Uh, Bob...a SM64 remake already exists, and has for 16 years now.

You'd think Nintendo Superfan Robert Chipman would know this already.

Also, if a remake of an almost 25-year-old game is all that it takes to keep you from killing yourself, you really need to reevaluate your life. Peak fucking consoomer right there.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Uh, Bob...a SM64 remake already exists, and has for 16 years now.
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You'd think Nintendo Superfan Robert Chipman would know this already.

Also, if a remake of an almost 25-year-old game is all that it takes to keep you from killing yourself, you really need to reevaluate your life. Peak fucking consoomer right there.

I'm assuming he wants something with graphics updated for the current console generation.

Regardless, it's pretty clear that games with children's plots which feature the most stereo-typically "traditionally masculine" theme there is, where you rescue a helpless damsel in distress from a villain is his only reason for living.

 

[blablabla]

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Robert's subtle ways to remind us all that he is, indeed, a sexual creature.

Also, bullshit. You don't date anyone Robert. Worse, you make up shit all the time.

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Win what? And Who made you angry Robert? What is this juvenile bullshit? what you gonna do about a pandemic, gonna rage at twitter?

Also, I doubt Robert goes for a swim, he is very conscious of his shape, and he totally strikes me as the fat kid who would swim with his shirt on. Unless he has a private pool on his basement, this bitch ain't swimming anywhere.

And not only we get to see "sexual animal Robert", we also got the good ol' "wilderness Robert", you know, the legend who can make it in woods with just a knife. And you can go camping in massachusetts. I just checked, it only gives the same old "covid safeguides" everybody already knows. That's pretty much everywhere, I just went for a hike this morning, no problem, it isn't the fucking apokalipse out there fatass.

You are not out camping because you don't like it, but you pretend you do because you don't want to look like the pitfull shut-in that does nothing but tweet that you clearly come across.

The only grievance that i think it is genuine is the San Diego comic con, somehow he manages to squeeze his way in a shitty panel that no one cares, and then he probably tries some awkard conversation with others youtubers, or score a photo with, and the rest of the weekend he spends walking alone, posting some photos about whatever bullshit he fancies as "progressive good", like the lesbian She-ra. And then he tweets about how people totally loved when Natalie Portman was revealed to be the vagina Thor. That is the highlight of his year,

of course the mra incel doesnt like the small talk but sure his lesbian friend tought him everyhing about eating pussy eh bob?

 

[Mola Ram]

of course the mra incel doesnt like the small talk but sure his lesbian friend tought him everyhing about eating pussy eh bob?

With an orange, right? Feh, like Bob would ever eat a piece of fresh fruit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You can't hide @John Spetsnaz!

Come on guy, tell us why you had to go to therapy over Bobbyboi. This is a safe space and you're amongst frens.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby is the literal definition of "can dish it out but can't take it."

 

[Flexo]

EFAP clips started popping up in my feed and now I've gone on a treasure hunt. I will bring this board my findings.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

EFAP clips started popping up in my feed and now I've gone on a treasure hunt. I will bring this board my findings.

I like mocking Bob. I do not like using Sgt Slaughter as Bob's face.

 

[assdick42069]

I like mocking Bob. I do not like using Sgt Slaughter as Bob's face.

Would you rather look at a more recent pic like this? I sure as shit wouldn't

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Would you rather look at a more recent pic like this? I sure as shit wouldn't

No one liked that picture.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Would you rather look at a more recent pic like this? I sure as shit wouldn't

 

[assdick42069]

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He looks creepily like another obese peabrained word salad spewing lolcow

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I cannot unsee Bob’s forehead gut. It’s like he has one of those Mountain Dew-soaked chicken breasts growing where his brain is supposed to be.

 

[dzonatan]

Does Robert actually think that Trump would ever acknowledge in any way imaginable? Robert's TDS tweets likely get drowned out in between more notable TDS tweets and the slapfights that come with them.

It's like "Leave Britney alone" except its about hating someone.
Social Media has successfully sold the illusion that average joe can talk and influence anyone above him all the way to the top.