Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Now I want to know if there's a piece of media where your expectation is subverted and it's later revealed the underdogs are just as bad, if not worst.

Yes there is, and this is something right up Bobby's alley, a Disney cartoon called Zootopia.

We keep having this argument. The one person who's met Bob in the flesh and admitted to it -- Jaimas, I think? -- reported that Bob is just as arrogant, condescending, and confrontational in meatspace as he is in the Twitterverse.

Now, to be fair, that was at a convention where I think Bob was a panelist, so he may have felt comfortable enough to be an obstreperous jerk knowing he wouldn't pay a price for it. He may well be exactly as timid as most Twitter tough guys are in the real world. But so far the only account we have paints a very different picture.

Yup, a nerdy convention can hardly be compared to real life. For one thing, Bobby is in his comfort zone; for another, "be nice at all costs" is strictly implemented in such venues so Bobby doesn't expect repercussions for being a jerk.

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I'm not capping everything from this political convo about Glenn Greenwald and Julian Assange et al. Just the bit that show what an asshole Bobby is. We know Bobby thinks Assange is a bad guy because muh Hillary, but he denies it:


The difference between Bobby and Yungdubeya comes to a head:

You see Bobby has no interest in open discussion; rather he sees people bothering him with "their problem" and eats into his lesbian masturbation time.


Discussion is beneath him. Discussion is not only Inferior Past; it is cavemanish.

Now he is discussing "Big-T" Technocrat:


Tactics, targets. Send the robotic doggies to maul and maim the MAGA crowd!

I'm not aware Bobby ever claiming that authoritarianism is antithetical to leftism. Yungdubeya must be mistaken.
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Big-brained epidemiologist Bob:


So let's look at what drives him to this conclusion:

I'm not going to defend Trump about what he did during the epidemic either; indeed I think he is totally deranged. But Jo C has a point in that Hillary Rodham, even though she is unlikely to act crazy like Trump does, would not have done the things that Bobby imagines she would.

Still, Jo C is more intent to rile Bobby up than to have an honest discussion, and, I'm sorry to report, Bobby emerged as the sane one.


When Bobby finds out how Jo C dishonors the purity of Maid Rodham, what remained of his sanity is flung out.


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Animal Crossing is inherently political.

"Politics is defined as interactions as related to power dynamics"
I guess Bobby's definition is accepted in mainstream academia, but it is too board to be of any use outside. A husband-wife dynamic involves power, but is it politics?

Peter Coffin. I haven't watch Do The Right Thing (I don't watch Looter trash) so I have no idea.


Cow crossover:


P.S. Bobby retweets almost everything by the Abortion Chick, from #BLM to #JKRowlingIsATerf.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Big-brained epidemiologist Bob:
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Only Blob would take the position that increasing the amount of movement between areas is good for slowing the spread of infectious disease.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If that were true, Bob’s morbid obesity would have been cured years ago. I mean, he’s not claiming he doesn’t know how to lose weight, right? Bob prides himself on how much he (supposedly) knows, as we can see how enraged he gets when a stranger on Twitter doesn’t credit him with enough knowledge.

The rather barmy assertion that knowledge “cures” anything just shows what a dim bulb Bob really is. Not surprising, since those who lack insights and critical thinking skills tend to fetishize data. But very amusing to see him declare such a lunatic take as outright fact.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Robert autistic fan-boying over people who probably hate him:

Well that's because regular people don't parse real world events through the context of 'fictional hollywood blockbuster' and Mcu level morality. No one but Bob thinks about random summer blockbusters since they're not actual cultural mythology. The hunger games, divergents and Avengers are all just forgettable popcorn flicks/reads that most people forget after they've put them down not foundations for complex worldviews.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sure, Bob’s god complex is hilarious. But when you consider the absolute loser saying such things, it’s genuinely disturbing. He possesses zero self-awareness. Fortunately, he also possesses zero firearms.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sure, Bob’s god complex is hilarious. But when you consider the absolute loser saying such things, it’s genuinely disturbing. He possesses zero self-awareness. Fortunately, he also possesses zero firearms.

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In fact Bob does claim to be a firearms owner. Its authenticity has occasionally been debated here.

To the substance of this tweet: you just know it kills him to have to cope with Taibbi getting faintly redpilled while still having a byline at Rolling Stone. If a Rolling Stone writer has "no reason to exist," then Bob's existence is a net negative for the universe at large.

 

[UncleTusky]

What exactly is Bob's problem with Greenwald/Snowden/Assange? He's never discussed government surveillance or covert ops (pro or con) and it's hard to argue they aren't sincere and laser-focused on the issue.

EDIT: The quote was supposed to be the tweet of Blob talking about Greenwald and pals, not sure why it's showing up as "missing image".

 

[assdick42069]

What exactly is Bob's problem with Greenwald/Snowden/Assange? He's never discussed government surveillance or covert ops (pro or con) and it's hard to argue they aren't sincere and laser-focused on the issue.

EDIT: The quote was supposed to be the tweet of Blob talking about Greenwald and pals, not sure why it's showing up as "missing image".

Assange got excommunicated by lefty twitter once Wikileaks started to make Clinton look bad. His sins are unforgivable since Movie Bin Bob is a HRC cultist.
He probably hates Snowden because he ran to Russia, made Obama look bad, and is often cited by people who hate Totalitarianism which is a major transgression to a literal fascist who's said "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets." I think part of it is Bob seeing nothing wrong with what Snowden revealed unlike every other cool twitter kid Bob wants to be accepted by. By releasing what he did, Snowden stole the future that Bob EARNED of being friends with cool twitter people.

 

[StraightShooter2]

The most annoying part of the vid is where he stops for what feels like ten minutes to apologize/explain to non-American viewers about 9-11.

"Really that good", and pretty much the epitome of all of Bob's blather about "traditional masculinity / damsels in distress / American exceptionalism, etc".

It would be like a Nazi giving the thumbs up to a Mel Brooks film, or Charlie Chaplan's "The Great Dictator" with no sense of irony whatsoever, almost to the point that his "political" persona is completely dissociated from his "movie" one.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The same guy who hasn't played a video game since the gamecube and has failed in almost every way is mad at Joe Rogan for saying you should make something out of yourself instead of doing nothing but play video games.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287502901359915011

https://archive.vn/jnGsj

"Really that good", and pretty much the epitome of all of Bob's blather about "traditional masculinity / damsels in distress / American exceptionalism, etc".

It would be like a Nazi giving the thumbs up to a Mel Brooks film, or Charlie Chaplan's "The Great Dictator" with no sense of irony whatsoever, almost to the point that his "political" persona is completely dissociated from his "movie" one.

Naw dog, you just don't get it! Peter Parker is a nerd whom everyone picked on, just like Bob! And he get's super powers, just like Bob! And no one knows how great he actually is, just like Bob! And Peter gets to bang a red headed super model who likes him just for being him, just like Bob!

 

[King Dead]

Tactics, targets. Send the robotic doggies to maul and maim the MAGA crowd!
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I'm not aware Bobby ever claiming that authoritarianism is antithetical to leftism. Yungdubeya must be mistaken.

See, it's tweets like this that make it more or less impossible for Bob to ever claim his genocidal fantasies are anything but wholly sincere. He's tried to before when people bring up how he literally wants anyone who's standing in the way of his Superior Future™ to die, blustering that it's only a joke in bad taste (sometimes leaving out the "bad taste" part because he really doesn't care). Key difference: jokes are supposed to be funny. Daydreaming about robodogs viciously mauling a group of people solely because they disagree with you is not funny, except in a meta way in showing how pathetic you are, Bob.

Big-brained epidemiologist Bob:
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Like @KebabShopSauce said, this is so ass-backwards that I don't even know how you could come to this conclusion, aside from standard TDS making you want to claim that everything Trump's done is wrong. Judging by those other tweets, that's pretty much the sole driver behind Bobby's delusions here. We didn't do everything perfectly, but considering how most of the decisions being made were driven by the opinions of "experts" (as discussed earlier), I don't see how we could have done much better. Doesn't help that China really isn't lovey-dovey with anyone and made sure to cover it up for as long as possible, so that pokes a gaping hole in this kumbaya bullshit.

Also, do you think it's any coincidence that a country with some of the lowest safety standards in the world was the epicenter of this pandemic? Seems to me like it would make more sense to shut ourselves off from a breeding ground for all manner of infectious diseases and force them to start treating their workers like human beings so this sort of thing doesn't happen again, instead of throwing our borders open and letting them steal from us outright. But hey, what do I know? I'm just an inferior troglodyte standing in the way of progress and the Superior Future™.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

But are they good targets or bad targets?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287212678574899200

https://archive.vn/5T2aJ

Spoiler: the tweeted pics

It's a boomer couple trying to do irl trolling but then fail like Bob by making it serious and trying to explain the joke. I wanna punch everyone, especially the exasperated girl who can't even.

 

[StraightShooter2]

The same guy who hasn't played a video game since the gamecube and has failed in almost every way is mad at Joe Rogan for saying you should make something out of yourself instead of doing nothing but play video games.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287502901359915011

https://archive.vn/jnGsj

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Nothing personal, but I don't think a bald dude who gets paid just to say stupid shit about celebrities, just because people who don't read above the 6th grade level will listen to it, isn't in much of a position to talk.

(If it was a toss-up between a successful video game designer with some demonstrated talent, like Kojima, and a bald asshole saying random stuff that any idiot on Youtube could say, but won't get paid for simply because they aren't "Joe Rogan", I'd argue that the game developer had demonstrated way more "talent" and success; while Rogan and similar talking head basically just "lucked out" and managed to find someone who'd pay them a fortune just to say random stuff that "sells", which any Vlogger could do).

Rogan is to Kojima what Kim Kardashian is to Thomas Edison. (Not to mention that playing a challenging and well-designed video game, such as one which is esport-tournament material, is more mentally stimulating than listening to Rogan talk about Katy Perry's ass, or idiots posting Pepe the frog memes).

Naw dog, you just don't get it! Peter Parker is a nerd whom everyone picked on, just like Bob! And he get's super powers, just like Bob! And no one knows how great he actually is, just like Bob! And Peter gets to bang a red headed super model who likes him just for being him, just like Bob!

Yeah, that's a good point.

 

[The Nothingness]

But are they good targets or bad targets?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287212678574899200

https://archive.vn/5T2aJ

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Spoiler: the tweeted pics

It's a boomer couple trying to do irl trolling but then fail like Bob by making it serious and trying to explain the joke. I wanna punch everyone, especially the exasperated girl who can't even.
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So it's like that guy in California who wore a Klan hood in a grocery store.

Did Bob ever comment on that?

 

[Dumb beast]

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Sad but true, videogames just feed on your time, I haven't been able to put time and effort in a game since... 2017? When I entered college. Only now in summer break and due to the pandemic allowing me to spend more time in home have I been able to play and is just A game, and even then, only because I was having a drawing artistic block.
You don't even have to quit games entirely, just don't be the weeaboo type that has to watch ALL the anime in the season, choose one good game and spend 6 hours on it in the weekends. I think a lot of kids get sucked because they believe they have to play everything when it comes out.

Big-brained epidemiologist Bob:
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This is fucking head in ass, does he remember how China hid the existence of a new deadly virus from December, if not November, until February just to keep borders and trade open? Because if the communications in China were free and open it would've had hurt their trade and borders, they don't come in a three for one pack, each one is independent and can negatively affect the other two.
Does he know how a virus works? The moment that shit was acknowledged by China and detected in other countries every single pharmaceutics company and their mothers started to share all the information of the virus between them in free and open trade and communications regardless of borders.
Ignoring the obvious control of the CCP over the WHO at the beginning of this and how they obviously lied about their numbers, the safety standards to control the spread were uniformly laid out for the entire planet as early as March.
I'm not saying bad politics didn't make the issue worse, but Bob isn't even scraping the how.

 

[Positron]

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If that were true, Bob’s morbid obesity would have been cured years ago. I mean, he’s not claiming he doesn’t know how to lose weight, right? Bob prides himself on how much he (supposedly) knows, as we can see how enraged he gets when a stranger on Twitter doesn’t credit him with enough knowledge.

The rather barmy assertion that knowledge “cures” anything just shows what a dim bulb Bob really is. Not surprising, since those who lack insights and critical thinking skills tend to fetishize data. But very amusing to see him declare such a lunatic take as outright fact.

Bobby makes the fundamental mistake of confusing free trade and free movement with transparency of information. The whole world can very well engage in a massive cover-up, made possible, paradoxically, by the very information infrastructure of globalism, and the public's blind trust on globalist "elites" -- they are the best of the world so they must know things!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So it's like that guy in California who wore a Klan hood in a grocery store.
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Did Bob ever comment on that?

No, see, that's a lie because all of California is an amazing utopia thanks to Hollywood dollars making the diverse state rich and intelligent. That's why Californians and New Yorkers are the only ones who deserve voting rights.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's nice to see Bob going out and meeting new people.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287545618806775811

https://archive.vn/PL51G

lol

 

[Positron]

Cheap motherfucker can't invest in a el-cheapo ring light can he?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cheap motherfucker can't invest in a el-cheapo ring light can he?

EVERY single livestream I've seen of Bob has been on has been him on this red couch(?) with the same two posters in the background, him hunched over his laptop, and florescent lights shining down on the top of his head. You can't improve on perfection @Positron