Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

If only Bob’s “writers [sic] block” extended to Twitter. Alas, alas.



Instead of going to sleep, he rage-tweeted for several hours. As we all know, a true lolcow never learns, and so it is with Boob:

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Bob doesn't understand the concept of fiction and how it is not necessarily related to reality...Bob has an incredibly wonky view of the world...He has no moral compass and is not opposed to violence, oppression, and plain old sadism as long as it is done by and to the right people, because in his mind, the end justifies the means.

Wow - he really is just that simple, isn't he? He has the literal mind of a child in most respects. That's gotta be fun mixed with alcohol - he *does* drink, doesn't he (IIRC)?

I think what's weird sometimes is that you'd expect someone who has, like I said, the literal mind of a child to sound like a complete drooling tard, but Bobbie seems to have managed to hold on to some manner of communication skills that smooth brains such as his don't usually posses. That he's managed to make his shitty videos and the fact that he's had a half-respectable Patreon, 'fans' and still has people coming to his aid on social media etc. astounds me still for someone so otherwise so deeply retarded.

 

[Adamska]

Wow - he really is just that simple, isn't he? He has the literal mind of a child in most respects. That's gotta be fun mixed with alcohol - he *does* drink, doesn't he (IIRC)?

I think what's weird sometimes is that you'd expect someone who has, like I said, the literal mind of a child to sound like a complete drooling tard, but Bobbie seems to have managed to hold on to some manner of communication skills that smooth brains such as his don't usually posses. That he's managed to make his shitty videos and the fact that he's had a half-respectable Patreon, 'fans' and still has people coming to his aid on social media etc. astounds me still for someone so otherwise so deeply retarded.

He's an alkie yes.

As for his eloquence; he is the type of smoothbrain who desperately looks through dictionaries and thesauri to find words to hide his stupidity. People who do that shit are a dime a dozen, and all have his backstory: they're social tards who want to believe they were bullied because they were smart, often due to being spoiled or lied to by mommy about said smarts.

He also speeds his audio on purpose, at least now in this timeline of no time limit, to make it harder to refute a point just via speedtalking. Ignore how this was the only thing he seemingly learned how to do in his film studies.

There's a reason he chimps and deflects and runs away to let his dwindling orbiters fight his own battles for him if you challenge his intellect. Fucker spews out words and ideas, but can't defend or explain him. Low intellect, and a clear case on why he is only at Level 1 on Bloom's Taxonomy; he can only spew garbage he's cribbed from other people, he can't analyze it or synthesize with it.

 

[assdick42069]

lmao - Bob's views about everything are so parochial - I'm willing to bet that this cunt's never had a passport, let alone been out of the country.

It's extra funny because he just loves to see himself as a big-brained member of some kind of intellectual elite, but instead he's just the worst kind of white trash boorish oaf himself.

If he ever has that moment of clarity, I think it might just do him in.

He went to Mexico once, but besides that I doubt he's ever been farther north than Nashua farther west than Worcester or farther south than Providence

some manner of communication skills

Beating 4th grade writing level tweets with a dictionary?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

lmao - Bob's views about everything are so parochial - I'm willing to bet that this cunt's never had a passport, let alone been out of the country.

You've already lost that bet because Bob went to Cancun for his sister's wedding, though it's likely he never ventured past the resort. He also went to Toronto for convention and went to the emergency room for "exhaustion." It would be far more accurate to say that Bob has never left the North American continent. Good lord, I wonder how insufferable Bob would be in a city like Paris or Amsterdam. The man is literally the ugly American stereotype personified.

And I was ninja'd by @assdick42069. Jolly good show, old chap.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Beating 4th grade writing level tweets with a dictionary?

Yeah, that would explain his excretions on the twatter, but - and I've never bothered to watch any of his videos that he's put out over the years, but they do have/have had their audience, and people in this very thread have admitted to enjoying some old KinoBob video or other, and that someone so otherwise utterly as smooth-brained as he is has managed to make them astounds me.

I mean, that he actually went to Film School and everything, and his videos are still as shit as they are (but still impressive for a drooling tard) is also astounding, come to think of it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob's religion really is consumerism.

He is that fucking shallow and that fucking fat.

 

[assdick42069]

BASED Movie Harris and Bob Klebold stanning for Northrup Grumman solely because defense contractors were cool in Iron Man.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287319901439434754

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

You've already lost that bet because Bob went to Cancun...He also went to Toronto...

Well, there you go. I'm sure he learned a lot about other cultures and different people etc., on those trips.

He also went to Toronto for convention and went to the emergency room for "exhaustion."

lmao

Fat cunt.

 

[Absolutego]

He went to Mexico once, but besides that I doubt he's ever been farther north than Nashua farther west than Worcester or farther south than Providence


Beating 4th grade writing level tweets with a dictionary?

He's also been to a handful of major American cities doing the convention circuit (where he can). I managed to meet him in Dallas at SGC the year he was doing his book tour. I'm pretty sure he's been to at least one PAX Prime. He's more worldly than his extremely parochial attitude would lead one to believe, but only just.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You've already lost that bet because Bob went to Cancun for his sister's wedding, though it's likely he never ventured past the resort. He also went to Toronto for convention and went to the emergency room for "exhaustion." It would be far more accurate to say that Bob has never left the North American continent. Good lord, I wonder how insufferable Bob would be in a city like Paris or Amsterdam. The man is literally the ugly American stereotype personified.

And I was ninja'd by @assdick42069. Jolly good show, old chap.

Why would you really need to leave North America for any practical reason?

In Europe you're either robbed by Gypsies or blown up by a truck of peace.

in Asia you just die from India or China's miasma or your mortal coil is ravaged by Taiwanese Super STDS.

Australia is just Oklahoma/North Texas but isolated and with more dangerous wildlife.

And Africa...well just fuck Africa.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wonder how insufferable Bob would be in a city like Paris or Amsterdam.

I would pay serious money to see how Bob would react to being pickpocketed by gypsies in Rome or fat-paddled by Moroccans in Paris.

 

[assdick42069]

He's also been to a handful of major American cities doing the convention circuit (where he can). I managed to meet him in Dallas at SGC the year he was doing his book tour. I'm pretty sure he's been to at least one PAX Prime. He's more worldly than his extremely parochial attitude would lead one to believe, but only just.

Bullshit, Bob is the most "I've never left the greater Boston area but let me tell you how the world should be run" person on the planet. Are you sure you weren't talking to a cooking grease dumpster behind the convention center?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bullshit, Bob is the most "I've never left the greater Boston area but let me tell you how the world should be run" person on the planet. Are you sure you weren't talking to a cooking grease dumpster behind the convention center?

Hilarious comparison, but Bob really has traveled a bit. However, I think it's a mistake to call him "worldly." His travels consisted of airports, hotels, convention centers, and maybe just enough nightlife to get plastered. And by "nightlife" I mean he either tagged along to a place somebody local knew and sat in a corner drinking and wishing he had the balls to hit on whatever Lindsay Ellis type was making his withered genitals twitch reminiscently, or he got wasted in the hotel bar.

 

[Absolutego]

Bullshit, Bob is the most "I've never left the greater Boston area but let me tell you how the world should be run" person on the planet. Are you sure you weren't talking to a cooking grease dumpster behind the convention center?

Hard to tell, Bob's about as greasy as the dumpster, but somehow smells even worse, like someone spilled rancid Gamer Fuel and let it evaporate a hot sidewalk.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Why would you really need to leave North America for any practical reason?

In Europe you're either robbed by Gypsies or blown up by a truck of peace.

in Asia you just die from India or China's miasma or your mortal coil is ravaged by Taiwanese Super STDS.

Australia is just Oklahoma/North Texas but isolated and with more dangerous wildlife.

And Africa...well just fuck Africa.

The main draw is the absence of Americans.

Hard to tell, Bob's about as greasy as the dumpster, but somehow smells even worse, like someone spilled rancid Gamer Fuel and let it evaporate a hot sidewalk.

The dumpster has more rational, less embarrassing political takes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I need to know more about him being hospitalized for “exhaustion.” Sounds suspicious (and pussified) af.

 

[assdick42069]

Hard to tell, Bob's about as greasy as the dumpster, but somehow smells even worse, like someone spilled rancid Gamer Fuel and let it evaporate a hot sidewalk.

Exuding an essence of gamer is part of building a better gamer you FUCKING MAYO GHOUL

 

[Mola Ram]

I need to know more about him being hospitalized for “exhaustion.” Sounds suspicious (and pussified) af.

As far as I know, there were no details. He went to a con -- I think it was one of the bigger ones, maybe even San Diego -- and couldn't make his panel, claiming he had to go to the ER for "exhaustion." It could mean anything, from he got so drunk the night before he couldn't drag his ass out of bed to yeah, he's a fat unhealthy fuck and found himself having an arrhythmia.

I favor something closer to the first explanation. If Bob had uncovered a serious medical condition because of whatever happened at that con, we'd have heard about it again by now.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Fucking 'wordly'. Bob. lmao

Has he ever even been to any of those rust-belt 'mayo ghoul' flyover states full of unpeople that he's so often wanting to turn to glass?