Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

It's not even just that. Bob isn't capable of making a normal facial expression to begin with. Every time he tries to smile it looks incredibly forced, painful and creepy. It is one of the many reasons why I think he is mentally ill. Mentally ill people tend to not know how to express themselves normally. They often try to copy what they perceive to be normal because the lack ability for it to come naturally to them.

Compare Bob's facial expressions when he smiles to people like John Bulla. Or even to Brianna Wu.

Spoiler: Cows smiling

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Why are they looking like they have a large cock up their asses with no lube?

 

[BubbleButt]

Why are they looking like they have a large cock up their asses with no lube?

"Looking like?"

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It's not even just that. Bob isn't capable of making a normal facial expression to begin with. Every time he tries to smile it looks incredibly forced, painful and creepy. It is one of the many reasons why I think he is mentally ill. Mentally ill people tend to not know how to express themselves normally. They often try to copy what they perceive to be normal because the lack ability for it to come naturally to them.

Compare Bob's facial expressions when he smiles to people like John Bulla. Or even to Brianna Wu.

Spoiler: Cows smiling

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Y'know, come to think of it, the only time I've ever seen Bob genuinely smile or look happy was that Skype (or whatever) call with his niece.

Even if he doesn't have kids of his own, being a good uncle is a worthy life goal. He's not a good role model currently, obviously, but I think even Bob could change if he just got the fuck away from social media for a while and talked to some real, actual human beings.

Why doesn't he just... do that? Is the feeling of joy so unfamiliar that he can't even recognize it? Or is he just that much of a rageaholic?

 

[Mola Ram]

Why doesn't he just... do that? Is the feeling of joy so unfamiliar that he can't even recognize it? Or is he just that much of a rageaholic?

Social media is a genuine addiction. It's designed to be addicting. Moreover, it's the closest Bob can come to feeling like he's important. He's got a blue check! Celebrities occasionally pay attention to his tweets! He has a whole harassment forum dedicated to seething with envy over his glory!

And if you look at Bob's relationship with food and (probably) booze, it's not hard to guess he has real trouble turning down addicting things.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

>check in on the Bob thread after 24+ hours
>gone from pictures of Khazar Milkers to Awex Leal

EID BOB EID

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Autism impairs certain regions of the brain involved in various social activities. Imagine if you weren't able to walk automatically, without thinking about it, and instead had to direct your full attention to moving your legs. You'd be terrible at it, the focus needed would quickly tire you, and you would try to avoid it as much as possible. Emoting as an autist can be like that. Compare fellow dumb narcissistic autistic lolcow Alex Leal and his identical stunned-sheep stupid expression in every photo:

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The only time he changes expression slightly is when he's with his 'boyfriend' (probably actually a lie so he looks less pathetic):

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This talk about Bob's expressions reminds me of this article I found on how Amygdala activation can affect facial expressions:

https://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/amygdala-activation-facial-expression-and-aberrant-behavior/

(Archive) https://archive.md/pdRDq

People who aren't happy (like Bob) can never truly relax themselves, since the thought of other people being happy fills them with an agner that they can never truly conceal. Bob wears sunglasses all of the time, but in those pictures where I can see his eyes, they always seem to be arched up, as if he's anxious:

https://desertbus.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/MovieBob-640.jpg

https://diaboliquemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/BobChipman.jpg

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bob_chipman_1392.png

I'm not saying Bob's a future public shooter. I am saying that if the news ever reports him as one, I will not be surprised.

 

[Positron]

A creature like Bobby can only be the product of America.

Bobby hanged out with biker kids in high school (which invites the question why he got bullied so often). Unfortunately Biker Culture is uncool now.

I don't know why Bobby is so deferential here. Biker Culture is white, toxically masculine, LGBTphobic, and Trump-voting, the very mayonnaise ghouls that have prevented Moon Wheat.

Bobby really, really sees the abject suffering of others and weeps for Hillary Rodham (whole thread here).

If anti-racism puts one in the same place Bobby is in, then I'll continue to vote for racism til the day I die.

"Political exemptions" are only valid for Looters in Portland.




Something as dumb as ACLU exists solely due to people like Bob:


Something something China. No idea:

Niall Ferguson is nuts. TikTok is not a revenge for anything. Anyone who believes so has fallen into the Trump's trap.

Bobby is slightly more coherent when he is tasked with defending Sillicon Valley:


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Ignorant white people are ripe for natural selection:


Bob once again tries to gerrymander the definition of "working class". His Marxist pals are not amused:


Boring flyover obsolete rant:




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Mah Twansphobia!!! And somehow supposed transphobia is related to Brexit!


Troon and Toon:


Because atheists like Bob cares about human life (that is not his own):



Because you don't really start to "think for yourself" until you agree that biology isn't real.


Bobby should write a book to teach people what "work" does he do to make his mind so strong.

He continues to shit on missionaries:


Bob makes a funny!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Bob you're killing us!

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Fate continues to steal his summer:


But why grouch? Summer is alive and well -- and sluttier than ever -- on Twitter


Fatphobia bad!


Capeshit:


Cow crossover with Banana Wu:


Food and woman:

 

[JustStopDude]

The most fascinating thing about Bob is not Bob but his followers.

He will say the most outright retarded shit and get a legion of clowns clammering for more.

Who are these people and how do they survive daily without choking to deal on food daily?

 

[assdick42069]

"I saw my favorite celebrities and I CLAPPED" I say as the NSA turns privacy and due process into a corn cob
God bless Bob for proving yes indeed parading celebrities around is an effective tactic to make complete fools love you. Guys like Jeff Epstein (RIP in power) and Jimmy Saville could never succeed without gullible voidbrains like Beb being trivially easy to control

 

[Red Hood]

Bob is the personification of being uncomfortable in your own skin. He hates himself and it shows.

He hates, and he projects hard. Yet he does nothing to change his lot in life.

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"I saw my favorite celebrities and I CLAPPED" I say as the NSA turns privacy and due process into a corn cob
God bless Bob for proving yes indeed parading celebrities around is an effective tactic to make complete fools love you. Guys like Jeff Epstein (RIP in power) and Jimmy Saville could never succeed without gullible voidbrains like Beb being trivially easy to control

Fuck celebrities. When any of Bob's favorite capeshit movie schmucks start volunteering at a homeless shelter or funding public libraries maybe I'll give a shit about who they're buddy-buddy with.

 

[Meriasek]

Fatphobia bad!
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Bob, you're a fat person and you should feel fat.
Really, you should feel anything in your feet. It's unhealthy if you don't.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Bobby may fetishize mob violence against "fascists", but he has second thoughts when the mob come inevitably for rich "globalists":

Once again note how subservient he is when talking to his wokers and betters.

Said it before, but can I say it again? I fucking hate millenials. The only thing these faggots won't do is spend less. Even had some retard telling me the government should just give him more money because he lives in an expensive area. Nevee spend less or save money or live in a lower cost area. Just demand more money or government to regulate business.

One of the suggested results is now "Moviebob poland"
Bets on when every single suggestion is going to be about dumb shit he's said?

Why poland? Lol.

The vid is a minute and sixteen seconds of a middle aged woman saying some variation of "Yo! I'ma gonna home cook you a food!"...and that's it. At the very end, of the vid she looks into the camera kinda sultry like and says "Wanna learn how to cut a pineapple?" whilst a sexy sax serenades us. I really wanna stress this is a collection of clips of a middle aged woman's introduction to other cooking videos and someone through this all together so it could be fapped to. The alternative is that there are no actual cooking videos and this is an on purpose fetish video. I'll let you, the audience, decide.

Checked it out, genuinely a cook. Really sells it to the camera.

“Something more” in what passes for action:

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They are both just so fucking gross, but Bob’s tits are making me gag. Lots of white hair in that ugly-ass beard now, too.

As a guy who was balding, just shave your head. Shit just looks like you'll abduct children.

Compare Bob's facial expressions when he smiles to people like John Bulla. Or even to Brianna Wu.

Johns smile terrifies me.

John Flynt. Not Bulla.

>check in on the Bob thread after 24+ hours
>gone from pictures of Khazar Milkers to Awex Leal

EID BOB EID

Khazar Milkers? Sign me up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One of Bob and Chris’s mutual FB friends — who appears in Chipman family photos and is VERY close to them — not too long ago had a selfie with a Confederate flag as their FB profile photo. Using Bob logic, how should one regard the Chipmans for their closeness to what they would describe as an obviously virulent racist? (Yes, I archived the photo on FB and took a screenshot.)

 

[The tired cat]

Why poland? Lol.

Because fat boy made a tweet how the EU should invade Poland to deal with some Anti-gay shit going down there. If EU doesn't do that, than clearly America must go and save the day once Biden is in power.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Because fat boy made a tweet how the EU should invade Poland to deal with some Anti-gay shit going down there. If EU doesn't do that, than clearly America must go and save the day once Biden is in power.

Oh fuck lol. I skimmed that and forgot completely. Basically said hitler did nothing wrong at that point lol.

 

[The tired cat]

Oh fuck lol. I skimmed that and forgot completely. Basically said hitler did nothing wrong at that point lol.

Yup, an when people pointed it out he tried to tap dance (or fat bounce) "I didn' say we need to genocide people! We should just invade and take over, because clearly their government is wrong!"

 

[Homer Simpson]

Yup, an when people pointed it out he tried to tap dance (or fat bounce) "I didn' say we need to genocide people! We should just invade and take over, because clearly their government is wrong!"

That makes it so much better lol. Yeah blob, we need to take over and put our own government in, just like the glow niggers do, and then kill those ones when their service is done. Thank you comrade lol.

 

[Flexo]

I would pay real money to watch Bob try and define what exactly makes this guy a douchebag as well what in the primitive culture is worth preserving and would be destroyed by this action.

As well as why it's a moral good for the natives to be left alone, but a moral wrong for any middle americans to ask for the same thing.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

One of Bob and Chris’s mutual FB friends — who appears in Chipman family photos and is VERY close to them — not too long ago had a selfie with a Confederate flag as their FB profile photo. Using Bob logic, how should one regard the Chipmans for their closeness to what they would describe as an obviously virulent racist? (Yes, I archived the photo on FB and took a screenshot.)

so show it to the rest of the class?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Because fat boy made a tweet how the EU should invade Poland to deal with some Anti-gay shit going down there. If EU doesn't do that, than clearly America must go and save the day once Biden is in power.

The best part was that he didn't say that the EU should invade Poland. He said, in particular, that Germany should invade Poland.