Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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No, he’s not a furry. Bob is a deformed clump of cells that thinks it’s human.

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John Andrews Stan said:
My favorite thing is when the guy who never leaves his basement and only left the US to go to his sister’s wedding (in a Mexican mayo ghoul resort) talks as if he knows what the fuck the rest of the world is like. Spoken like the provincial, ignorant rube he is.

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What the fuck is he talking about?
 
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King Dead said:
The better question to ask is this: if San Fran is such a hoity-toity cultural Mecca, why are its streets covered in shit
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lol well put.

My bet is that if asked, Bob would either deny such a thing is true, dismiss you as spouting right-wing lies/propaganda, or act totally ignorant of it.

Probably some combination of all 3.

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Bob: "We need to do a REAL shutdown to stop this virus!"
Also Bob: "Trump depression incoming!"

I want to strangle people like Bob (because it's not just him I've seen this from) so much. They are LITERALLY complaining both about not being shutdown enough, and the economic depression THAT RESULTS FROM SHUTTING DOWN THE ECONOMY. It's like watching an idiot bitch to a surgeon that they're not taking the cancer out of them fast enough, and then immediately start bitching about all the blood and pain when the surgeon starts cutting into them.

Hey, BOBBY! Remember fatass when you taunted all those people protesting the right to work? BECAUSE KIWIFARMS REMEMBERS. Remember how you said, "Yeah these people seem necessary." Well THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! Those people were protesting to try and keep the economy going and you mocked and belittled them. And now your precious comics are in trouble and your "friends" are losing jobs. THIS IS WHAT YOU REAP! It ain't a Trump depression, it's a movieBob depression.
 
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BubbleButt said:
What the fuck is he talking about?
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I assume a picture of some whizbang high tech airport. Remember, Kiwis, try to archive the context of lunatic tweets if you can.

Anyway, his whining about the awesomeness of cities is especially tonedeaf when you consider more serious thinkers (which is to say anyone who does think as opposed to rageposting in a Pabst Blue Ribbon haze) are actually debating whether the coof is the death knell for cities altogether. The commercial and residential real estate market in Manhattan is collapsing, as office workers are finding they can telecommute from the suburbs just fine and their employers are growing skeptical of the need for shelling out a king's ransom in rent/leasing for office floor space ... especially when lockdowns are killing all the culture Bob thinks cities have (the museums have been closed for months; no live performances until 2021 at the earliest, and you can't even go to the bars anymore) and his beloved feral nogs are torching and looting all the retail space.

Dying cities? They're the Superior Future, bitch.
 
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BubbleButt said:
What the fuck is he talking about?
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The original post (by a 16 year old girl, hello Creepy Uncle Bob. She might be on your level of brainless Marvel fangirling, but she's 16. And she will not be impressed by your hot takes) contained a video of the Singapore airport, and Bob laments that the mayo ghouls have held back Murrca so that they don't have cool monorail'd jungle airports with giant waterfalls.

Did he already delete this?
 
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Meriasek said:
The original post (by a 16 year old girl, hello Creepy Uncle Bob. She might be on your level of brainless Marvel fangirling, but she's 16. And she will not be impressed by your hot takes) contained a video of the Singapore airport, and Bob laments that the mayo ghouls have held back Murrca so that they don't have cool monorail'd jungle airports with giant waterfalls.

Did he already delete this?
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16-year-old girl: "Society if Taika gives Valkyrie a girlfriend in Thor Love and Thunder "
Yup we can have all the space-age infrastructure if a capeshit director makes a capeshit character a carpet-muncher. Magical thinking extraordinaire, Ladies and Gentlemen!
 
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Positron said:
16-year-old girl: "Society if Taika gives Valkyrie a girlfriend in Thor Love and Thunder "
Yup we can have all the space-age infrastructure if a capeshit director makes a capeshit character a carpet-muncher. Magical thinking extraordinaire, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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All I saw in the still image here was the picture of the hand and assumed it meant everybody was going to be masturbating to lesbians. Even Bob. ESPECIALLY Bob.
 
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BubbleButt said:
What the fuck is he talking about?
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He seems to think that Capitalism has failed because no one in Massachusetts has an insanely expensive to build AND maintain airport with a waterfall and jungle in it just because.

tbf it's really hard to argue against that logic

mainly because there is none
Meriasek said:
The original post (by a 16 year old girl, hello Creepy Uncle Bob. She might be on your level of brainless Marvel fangirling, but she's 16. And she will not be impressed by your hot takes) contained a video of the Singapore airport, and Bob laments that the mayo ghouls have held back Murrca so that they don't have cool monorail'd jungle airports with giant waterfalls.

Did he already delete this?
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vid of the superior future where comic book characters get to trib on screen, set to the Jurassic Park theme.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He seems to think that Capitalism has failed because no one in Massachusetts has an insanely expensive to build AND maintain airport with a waterfall and jungle in it just because.

tbf it's really hard to argue against that logic

mainly because there is none

vid of the superior future where comic book characters get to trib on screen, set to the Jurassic Park theme.
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Bob should be careful about which places he puts on a pedestal, considering whose asses he's forever kissing on Twatter.


WTF I love Singapore now
 
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Flexo said:
lol well put.

My bet is that if asked, Bob would either deny such a thing is true, dismiss you as spouting right-wing lies/propaganda, or act totally ignorant of it.

Probably some combination of all 3.

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Bob: "We need to do a REAL shutdown to stop this virus!"
Also Bob: "Trump depression incoming!"

I want to strangle people like Bob (because it's not just him I've seen this from) so much. They are LITERALLY complaining both about not being shutdown enough, and the economic depression THAT RESULTS FROM SHUTTING DOWN THE ECONOMY. It's like watching an idiot bitch to a surgeon that they're not taking the cancer out of them fast enough, and then immediately start bitching about all the blood and pain when the surgeon starts cutting into them.

Hey, BOBBY! Remember fatass when you taunted all those people protesting the right to work? BECAUSE KIWIFARMS REMEMBERS. Remember how you said, "Yeah these people seem necessary." Well THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! Those people were protesting to try and keep the economy going and you mocked and belittled them. And now your precious comics are in trouble and your "friends" are losing jobs. THIS IS WHAT YOU REAP! It ain't a Trump depression, it's a movieBob depression.
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In short, Bob:

 
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Mola Ram said:
Bob should be careful about which places he puts on a pedestal, considering whose asses he's forever kissing on Twatter.


WTF I love Singapore now
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Make no mistake, so does Bob.
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Yet another confirmation of Bob's need/love of authoritarianism, as if we needed more.
 
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