Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

But we all really know what gets Bob hard: gulags for people that disagree with him.

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Somehow, some fucking how, this is worse than his usual tirade of police state for the right wingers.

 

[Mola Ram]

Somehow, some fucking how, this is worse than his usual tirade of police state for the right wingers.

Because he is literally quoting 1984 and rubbing his nasty genitals in glee at the prospect it might come true.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Because he is literally quoting 1984 and rubbing his nasty genitals in glee at the prospect it might come true.

And getting likes for it, and I do not wanna know what the replies are like.

 

[Quixotic Man]

United Stated: Founded on the peaceful transition of power between duly elected officials.

Bob: So how fast can we prosecute the last administration? Day one sound good?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Entire country shut down, Man who already stayed indoors 24/7 most affected.

 

[Adamska]

Entire country shut down, Man who already stayed indoors 24/7 most affected.

He's extremely mad he can't blow his shrinking income on children's toys at that shitty Dave and Buster's knock off while also creeping on random women.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

At this rate, I'm starting to think the only time Bob had sex was when he was raped by five republican kids in middle-school and while his anus was being violated they were screaming "conservatives rule!" Over and over.

There is no legit way this dipshit can be this hateful all the time for no reason. I mean, this fatso constantly sees riots/protests in major cities but blames like a 2 man hick gathering in a fly over state for covid spread, lol.

 

[BubbleButt]

Even as a "joke" the idea of Bob or anyone getting physically aroused by Joe Biden's name is deeply disturbing.

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Biden will never win Texas, creep.

 

[Quixotic Man]

He's extremely mad he can't blow his shrinking income on children's toys at that shitty Dave and Buster's knock off while also creeping on random women.

I am pretty sure Bob only creeps on random women online, so the pandemic has not changed that aspect of his life at all.

 

[Bolo]

I notice that he is getting less and less likes nowadays. I think there is only so much that bobs followers can stomach.

There has been quite a significant burn out on Robert's side over the years. His videos are struggling hard on the Escapist youtube channel, even reviews of shitty Jrpgs are getting more views than his videos. And his personal youtube channel is pretty much dead.

And then there is his patreon, once over 4k, now dripping to the below 3k, and it will continue to drip.

But I don't think it has anything to do with Robert's twitter rants, at this point, whoever still actively follows him knows what he is about.

It's just, Robert is fucking old and boring at this point. As far as internet years goes, he is ancient, he doesn't have anything else to offer but reviews and opinions, not to mention that he doesn't have much charisma to charm people to his persona.

Worst of it all, this is as good as it is going to get for Robert. Even if the Escapist kicks him and he goes back to his channel and manages to score a viral like he did with the Pixels video, he doesn't have much staying power.

For a guy who keeps talking about obsolete people, such irony that he doesn't realise how much of one he truly is.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

There has been quite a significant burn out on Robert's side over the years. His videos are struggling hard on the Escapist youtube channel, even reviews of shitty Jrpgs are getting more views than his videos. And his personal youtube channel is pretty much dead.

And then there is his patreon, once over 4k, now dripping to the below 3k, and it will continue to drip.

But I don't think it has anything to do with Robert's twitter rants, at this point, whoever still actively follows him knows what he is about.

It's just, Robert is fucking old and boring at this point. As far as internet years goes, he is ancient, he doesn't have anything else to offer but reviews and opinions, not to mention that he doesn't have much charisma to charm people to his persona.

Worst of it all, this is as good as it is going to get for Robert. Even if the Escapist kicks him and he goes back to his channel and manages to score a viral like he did with the Pixels video, he doesn't have much staying power.

For a guy who keeps talking about obsolete people, such irony that he doesn't realise how much of one he truly is.

Honestly even his terrible personality is becoming stale and predictable.

 

[Adamska]

There has been quite a significant burn out on Robert's side over the years. His videos are struggling hard on the Escapist youtube channel, even reviews of shitty Jrpgs are getting more views than his videos. And his personal youtube channel is pretty much dead.

And then there is his patreon, once over 4k, now dripping to the below 3k, and it will continue to drip.

But I don't think it has anything to do with Robert's twitter rants, at this point, whoever still actively follows him knows what he is about.

It's just, Robert is fucking old and boring at this point. As far as internet years goes, he is ancient, he doesn't have anything else to offer but reviews and opinions, not to mention that he doesn't have much charisma to charm people to his persona.

Worst of it all, this is as good as it is going to get for Robert. Even if the Escapist kicks him and he goes back to his channel and manages to score a viral like he did with the Pixels video, he doesn't have much staying power.

For a guy who keeps talking about obsolete people, such irony that he doesn't realise how much of one he truly is.

What also is crippling him is his moronic and smoothbrained idea of just reuploading old videos he had from other sites as new releases rather than make new product instead. Made all the more mentally crippled by his insistence on still using the techniques he learned over 10 years ago that he's never improved on.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

No he doesn't expect it, it's been flatout said that she'll be given the presidency in a few months if Biden wins. Go look in the Biden Megathread.

and even if not, it's likely your man (if he got in) would end up like (ed: the string of late 70s/early 80s Soviet premiers who became premier at age 77+, and the Soviet premiers Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko, lol history fail) who died in office after 1-2 years due to old age and stress, meaning it'd fall to her anyway

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Honestly even his terrible personality is becoming stale and predictable.

“Becoming”

Note that Bob also had a hard pecker for Singapore’s robot police dogs. I fully support him moving there and would donate to the cause of getting his fat ass to a preternaturally humid country where he can get that ass caned for chewing gum in public. But Singapore doesn’t have basements so it cannot support Chipman life.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The more emojis Bob uses, the closer he is to eating his own weight in lard sandwiches.

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Hey Bob! Remind me, how many presidential elections have Massachusetts and/or California decided? How many public employees are in Cleveland who's job it is to clean literal poop off the streets compared to San Francisco? What culture comes out of San Francisco other than people who are fleeing it's horrific taxes?

He did follow it up though,

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1293364869035692039

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "I hasten to add that I LOVE Clevela…

archived 12 Aug 2020 20:03:55 UTC

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Any takers on what exactly it is that he loves because I have no idea.

I wanna finish by saying that the emojis he's been adding tell me he has the self confidence of a teenage girl or a wine aunt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Bob ever been to SF? Or lived there? It may as well be another fucking planet for all he knows about life there.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

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Shaving the beard doesn't do him any good either. It only draws attention to the nose, the chins, and the pitted cheeks.

Apologies for the lateness, but what the fuck is wrong with his cheeks? I've never, ever seen pitted cheeks like that on an obese person. Bob really is just a fucking mutant.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wanna finish by saying that the emojis he's been adding tell me he has the self confidence of a teenage girl or a wine aunt.

And even more estrogen!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Apologies for the lateness, but what the fuck is wrong with his cheeks? I've never, ever seen pitted cheeks like that on an obese person. Bob really is just a fucking mutant.

I don’t see the “pits” or sunken cheeks everyone talks about. I see a morbidly obese person with huge jowls, several chins, bad skin, blemishes, dimples, dents in his head, a Slaton-style forehead gut, and dozens of growths covering his face. Dimples are birth defects that are cute on a lot of people but not on him.

 

[RandomBattles]

I find it fucking hilarious that he's too socially incompetent to filter both his ridiculous thirst and raging inceldom

That's why we're here.