Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Even as a "joke" the idea of Bob or anyone getting physically aroused by Joe Biden's name is deeply disturbing.

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But we all really know what gets Bob hard: gulags for people that disagree with him.

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There are a lot of reasons to quote 1984. It might be because you are criticizing the governments expansion of the surveillance state or corporations data-mining our mobile devices. You might quote it to criticize the Military-Industrial complex and foreign intervention or the use of propaganda to dehumanize the enemy. You can use a quote to make fun of how the Government and the Media twist facts around and insist on using certain words to spin a story in their favor while covering up their past stances on said story.

What people don't quote from 1984 is how much they would love to have a totalitarian government brutally oppress the people and how they would love to be one of its loyal agents oppressing their fellow man. Bob is sitting in his basement ranting on Twitter how much he wants the government to punish the people he hates and how he personally wants to make them suffer. He is a disgusting, hate-filled man who would burn the whole country down just to get his revenge on the people he blames his miserable life on. As much as he wants to be a member of the Thought Police he would wind up one of the dumb uneducated Proles or even if he did get his chance at beating and torturing innocent people he would get his comeuppance in the end. One of the points in the book is that even the most fanatical members of the Party wind up getting vaporized and unpersoned just the same as those who reject it. Bob would find himself in the Ministry of Love just the same as all the people he would have sent there.

Honestly even his terrible personality is becoming stale and predictable.
Bob is the ultimate NPC. You can look back 3 years ago and his Tweets are exactly the same as today. You can look back to 2014 and his tweets read exactly the same as today, just replace Trump with "Entitled Gamers". Same hate fueled vitrol directed at people he sees as beneath him and arrogant posturing. If social media existed back when Bob attended College and High School it would all read the same because mentally he hasn't progressed since High School.
Hey Bob! Remind me, how many presidential elections have Massachusetts and/or California decided? How many public employees are in Cleveland who's job it is to clean literal poop off the streets compared to San Francisco? What culture comes out of San Francisco other than people who are fleeing it's horrific taxes?

He did follow it up though,
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Any takers on what exactly it is that he loves because I have no idea.

I wanna finish by saying that the emojis he's been adding tell me he has the self confidence of a teenage girl or a wine aunt.
Maybe he loves that Cleveland is so full of toxic waste that it will be easy to burn down and the Wasteland Ghouls will suffer an extra horrific death choking on all the fumes? All he needed to do was post this video if he wanted to make fun of Cleveland.

 
I don’t see the “pits” or sunken cheeks everyone talks about. I see a morbidly obese person with huge jowls, several chins, bad skin, blemishes, dimples, dents in his head, a Slaton-style forehead gut, and dozens of growths covering his face. Dimples are birth defects that are cute on a lot of people but not on him.

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Jesus. Bob is in the process or will soon start the process of realising that Obesity doesn't kill you young. It lets you be slightly out of breathe and jiggly but largely able to move and live a good life until you hit 45; and then it rips through every single part of you from your chronically inflamed joints, organs and mucous membranes to your kidney stones (fun fact, if you don't balance your soda intake with at least 1:1 water you will get kidney stones because of the carbonic acid.) and even your ability to focus or look at shit from hyperertension headaches that'll cripple you.

Obesity will unironically take everything from you, you stop being able to walk, you stop being able to eat properly, or enjoy things you could do, or sleep properly. It's a brutal, ignoble and humiliating way to die over a handful of unpleasant years where you'll be unable to do more than exist as a flesh lump. Fuck me I've seen older fat guys in the hospital I volunteered at come with torn ligaments because they tried to wash themselves too aggressively in the shower. Imagine trying to clean your bulging sacks of flesh dangling off of your abused skeleton and ruined skin and you rip apart the architecture of a body that could have lasted until you were a hundred and fifty; in seconds you're a bed bound cripple.

At least pigs serve a purpose when they die fat and cheerful. Bobs going to die long, undignified and raging. Both from his high blood pressure spiking his mood with pain and from his seething, impotent rage.
 
Found a meme of our favorite wannabe Poland invader:
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To promote his work? Any tweet related to the escapist or his videos gets drowned over the political bullshit, by FAR. Sometimes you gotta scroll down for a 5 or 6 screens to even get anything movie or arts related. In contrast, you have Yahtzee that tweets nothing but links to his videos or his books.
This actually made me curious to see how Bob and Yahtzee's follower counts compare.

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Over four times larger. That has to sting.
 
Bobby is still wed to his bizarre idea of iron-seeding the ocean to combat climate change.
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Cynthia McKinney is black and female, so she is the one who holds the key to superior future.

He is peeved that the DNC gave a certain female politco a short shrift.
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That DNC bimbo is presumably AOC:
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Still, he's already counting on the DNC sweeping over the White House and Congress:
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What is a day without Bobby spewing fascist rage?
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Bobby's fans are just as dumb and just as condescending as he is:
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The Totally-Not-Police-State of Bobbopia is a political revenge against Wrongthinkers. If you think right you have nothing to fear.

The reason Amercica can't have nice things such as Singapore's (supposedly lesbian-powered) airport:
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Random rant about Peter Coffin's ex-RealDoll:
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Troon mad. Something something Space Force and America Ninja:
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Troon mad. Something something zombie apocalypse and Russia 1917.
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I have no idea how someone who spends his days at home watching Netflix can be so pissed about everything, so much that he imagines himself living a "post-apocalyptic existence".

"Today I got up early to work"
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Always funny, and kinda weird, this quasi religious devotion Robert has to AOC.

Sure, she says the stuff he wants to hear... but Robert is the sort of guy who keeps bragging that they can see the political matrix, so, unlike the sheeple, they are too clever to fall under any politician's manipulation tricks, and only vote on pragmatic terms, because everything sucks and only they understand the complex game of politics.

But AOC is clearly a con job. That isn't even a conspiracy or anything, people who worked with her flat out said that it is all an act, and AOC herself started by awnsering a newspaper ad to participate in a political action committee.

I don't read minds, so maybe AOC really has interest in politics, but whenever I see her I, and many other, just see an act, she is just playing a part. Just look at those stupid pictures she took over a empty parking lot, acting as if she was grieving over a concentration camp.

And sure, galaxy brain Robert can argue that AOC acts so she can get the "little people" on her side, but then why does Robert act with such idolatry over this shitty actress, acting as if AOC is going to deliver us into a golden new age if we just repend and drop to our knees to a obvious fraud.

Robert keeps talking about thinkers and belivers, but he seems very willing to believe, no matter how ridiculous or suspiciousit looks, when it pleases and conforts his own ego.

I guess the problem isn't believing, it is that religions usually ask for giving, self introspection and getting over selfish and egocentric desires.

Because when it comes down to ACO, Robert sure as fuck ain't doing any thinking.
 
Bob’s brain short-circuits when faced with any woman who has a backbone. He’s too much of a thirsty incel to hide that shit. His lust for dominant thots is definitely something I wish I wasn’t privy to.

It’s funny that Bob has such a hate boner for the Yang Gang. Many conservative journalists on Twitter have remarked on how Yang’s fans were unusually polite and good-natured with their political opponents on that hellsite. Of course Bob would find civility downright intolerable and inexcusable.

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Lol this weenie:

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Always funny, and kinda weird, this quasi religious devotion Robert has to AOC.

Sure, she says the stuff he wants to hear... but Robert is the sort of guy who keeps bragging that they can see the political matrix, so, unlike the sheeple, they are too clever to fall under any politician's manipulation tricks, and only vote on pragmatic terms, because everything sucks and only they understand the complex game of politics.

But AOC is clearly a con job. That isn't even a conspiracy or anything, people who worked with her flat out said that it is all an act, and AOC herself started by awnsering a newspaper ad to participate in a political action committee.

I don't read minds, so maybe AOC really has interest in politics, but whenever I see her I, and many other, just see an act, she is just playing a part. Just look at those stupid pictures she took over a empty parking lot, acting as if she was grieving over a concentration camp.

And sure, galaxy brain Robert can argue that AOC acts so she can get the "little people" on her side, but then why does Robert act with such idolatry over this shitty actress, acting as if AOC is going to deliver us into a golden new age if we just repend and drop to our knees to a obvious fraud.

Robert keeps talking about thinkers and belivers, but he seems very willing to believe, no matter how ridiculous or suspiciousit looks, when it pleases and conforts his own ego.

I guess the problem isn't believing, it is that religions usually ask for giving, self introspection and getting over selfish and egocentric desires.

Because when it comes down to ACO, Robert sure as fuck ain't doing any thinking.
I want to say that Bob doesn't care because he likes what she represents and whom she's puppeteered by (same with Biden), but he's clearly too much into her as a person for that. Maybe it's his unquenchable thirst and simpness that shuts down the last vestiges of his brain when there's a mildly attractive woman that agrees with him politically.
It might also be because quite a few people hate AOC and she pisses off the right people, and that's reason enough for Bob to idolize her.
Petty cruelty and thirst are Bob's two main motivations.
 
Well, now there's something Blob has under his belt that Andrew Dobson will never have. I guess that answers the question of who's lazier, Dobbles or Blob. Dobson, by a longshot. There must be something in the water in Massachusetts. Probably stuff that turns the friggin' frogs gay lots and lots of lead.
 
I’m fascinated by how badly Chris wants to be e-famous. Bob just seems to want to run his mouth and get attention for his monologues. I don’t get the impression Bob desires fame, per se, as much as he craves validation. But Chris so badly wants to be an e-celeb. Sure would be a shame if he fucked up his steady gig of 12 years all in pursuit of fame in the tard realm. He even roped his beloved white supremacist sister-in-law into signal-boosting his thirsty ass. Let’s see how that worked out

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The resulting video is lame. The only failure bigger than Chris’s virality quest was his wife’s fundraising efforts. If only the Chipmans put as much work into raising money for truly needy people and genuinely needed entities as they do e-panhandling for themselves.

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I’m fascinated by how badly Chris wants to be e-famous. Bob just seems to want to run his mouth and get attention for his monologues. I don’t get the impression Bob desires fame, per se, as much as he craves validation. But Chris so badly wants to be an e-celeb. Sure would be a shame if he fucked up his steady gig of 12 years all in pursuit of fame in the tard realm. He even roped his beloved white supremacist sister-in-law into signal-boosting his thirsty ass. Let’s see how that worked out

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The resulting video is lame. The only failure bigger than Chris’s virality quest was his wife’s fundraising efforts. If only the Chipmans put as much work into raising money for truly needy people and genuinely needed entities as they do e-panhandling for themselves.

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The impression I’ve gotten is that there is probably some sibling rivalry in there. And he has a feeling that the grass is greener...

But for that theory to be valid he would have to be jealous of Bob Chipman. Imagine that, being jealous of Cinema Robert...
 
Bobby is still wed to his bizarre idea of iron-seeding the ocean to combat climate change.
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Cynthia McKinney is black and female, so she is the one who holds the key to superior future.

He is peeved that the DNC gave a certain female politco a short shrift.
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That DNC bimbo is presumably AOC:
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Still, he's already counting on the DNC sweeping over the White House and Congress:
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What is a day without Bobby spewing fascist rage?
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Bobby's fans are just as dumb and just as condescending as he is:
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The Totally-Not-Police-State of Bobbopia is a political revenge against Wrongthinkers. If you think right you have nothing to fear.

The reason Amercica can't have nice things such as Singapore's (supposedly lesbian-powered) airport:
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Random rant about Peter Coffin's ex-RealDoll:
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Troon mad. Something something Space Force and America Ninja:
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Troon mad. Something something zombie apocalypse and Russia 1917.
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I have no idea how someone who spends his days at home watching Netflix can be so pissed about everything, so much that he imagines himself living a "post-apocalyptic existence".

"Today I got up early to work"
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Billy-Bob had to desperately abuse his thesaurus for that science post you had as his number 1 since he was pretty pathetic in spamming terms he doesn't understand. He's a smoothbrain in that the reflective dust idea was discounted mainly due to the best two candidates, a sulfate or alumina mix, have drawbacks. The sulfate mix could eat the ozone layer like freon did, and it would also likely cause acid rains, which you don't want to do since that fucks with freshwater ecosystems. The alumina mix is amazing since that shit will just shred lungs.

As for the iron seeding? Retarded. It'd kill the oxygen levels in the ocean or areas it's tried in since it'd bind with the oxygen in the water and form rust. I guess he wants massive dead zones where nothing lives or grows. He probably thinks that algae blooms when O2 is low, and not because the shit is absorbing phosphorus and other growth aids from run-off and sucking out the oxygen in the process. It also tends to kill the shit out of animals, since 2% of all phytoplankton release toxins as a defense measure.

This is why you don't use fucking EPCOT rides you took as a teenage sped as the foundation of your science shit.

ADDENDUM: FUCKING CHRIST THIS RETARD WANTS TO DO THIS IRON SINK SHIT IN THE ARCTIC?! Well then, I guess he really wants to kill the shit out of hundreds of species in a mass extinction event, while also killing dozen of fish species that rely on the cold waters to breed or live in that we fucking fish. That high oxygen environment is why species like the Giant Octopus for example survive. What a fucking idiot. And he DOES think that low oxygen equals high algae.

No tard, it forms from fertilizers that ooze in, like phosphates.
 
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Also, Billy-Blob actually believes that space travel could actually save the species. Not to mention delusional enough that he'd be allowed on a spaceship, where every gram counts.
Bob, even if we colonized Mars or literally any other planet right fucking now, it wouldn't become a self-sufficient place to live in many, many years. It's a HUGE resource sink and has very few benefits. And even if we somehow managed to find a planet that was somehow 100% compatible with us and allowed us to form a self-sufficient colony there immediately, how would you evacuate a noticeable, let alone significant portion of humanity there?
Oh wait, Bob firmly believes in the glorious elite leaving behind the unwashed masses. He also believes he'd be in the former group.
If anything, his beliefs are as consistently wrong as they are stupid.

Hey Bob, it's billions of people out there. Even if your base breeding stock of the superior future would consist only of the nicest PoCs of all flavours, you know who'd be the biggest group left behind to die on Earth? The PoCs. Because, as you're probably never tired of mentioning, the whites are the minority, anyway. Your superior space future, Blobbo, will condemn mostly poor widdle PoCs to death.
 
Even as a "joke" the idea of Bob or anyone getting physically aroused by Joe Biden's name is deeply disturbing.

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But we all really know what gets Bob hard: gulags for people that disagree with him.

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Normally I would say to pretend that you aren't 100% behind authoritarian rule, but with blob, it's kinda pointless. If I had art skills I would draw 1930s esque propaganda posters the nazis used, but to the tune of orange man does indeed equal bad. Just to see him foam at the mouth for literal nazi propaganda.
 
Also, Billy-Blob actually believes that space travel could actually save the species. Not to mention delusional enough that he'd be allowed on a spaceship, where every gram counts.
Bob, even if we colonized Mars or literally any other planet right fucking now, it wouldn't become a self-sufficient place to live in many, many years. It's a HUGE resource sink and has very few benefits. And even if we somehow managed to find a planet that was somehow 100% compatible with us and allowed us to form a self-sufficient colony there immediately, how would you evacuate a noticeable, let alone significant portion of humanity there?
Oh wait, Bob firmly believes in the glorious elite leaving behind the unwashed masses. He also believes he'd be in the former group.
If anything, his beliefs are as consistently wrong as they are stupid.

Hey Bob, it's billions of people out there. Even if your base breeding stock of the superior future would consist only of the nicest PoCs of all flavours, you know who'd be the biggest group left behind to die on Earth? The PoCs. Because, as you're probably never tired of mentioning, the whites are the minority, anyway. Your superior space future, Blobbo, will condemn mostly poor widdle PoCs to death.

Bob is mentally a child therefore he does not understand that we are not there yet. We cannot even effectively operate in space. We need to be able to build in space before we realistically think about taking greater steps but Bob and people like him do not want to do the work. I mean just look at Bob. No the ISS does not count. I mean take materials from off world and build without Earth based facilities.

People also do not understand that without the ability to travel rapidly or communicate efficiently space travel signals the end of humanity as the distance placed between groups means those groups will inevitably move forward differently.

If you have a colony 100 years from Earth they are going to be quite hesitant to listen to Earth and sending a expeditionary fleet to keep the new world in line is going to be unrealistic.

Bob, because he is a fucking goon, does not see existence as being before and after him. He just thinks he is going to live forever in some socialist paradise where he sits around all day, is fed grapes, and pass judgement on all his inferiors stuck below the clouds.
 
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