Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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View attachment 1517647 Did someone say living pig brain in a jar!!1
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Yale scientists restore cellular function in 32 dead pig brains
Researchers hope the technology will further our understanding of the brain, but lawmakers may not be ready for the ethical challenges.
KEVIN DICKINSON
17 April, 2019
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  • Researchers at the Yale School of Medicine successfully restored some functions to pig brains that had been dead for hours.
  • They hope the technology will advance our understanding of the brain, potentially developing new treatments for debilitating diseases and disorders.
  • The research raises many ethical questions and puts to the test our current understanding of death.

The image of an undead brain coming back to live again is the stuff of science fiction. Not just any science fiction, specifically B-grade sci fi. What instantly springs to mind is the black-and-white horrors of films like Fiend Without a Face. Bad acting. Plastic monstrosities. Visible strings. And a spinal cord that, for some reason, is also a tentacle?
But like any good science fiction, it's only a matter of time before some manner of it seeps into our reality. This week's Nature published the findings of researchers who managed to restore function to pigs' brains that were clinically dead. At least, what we once thought of as dead.
What's dead may never die, it seems
The researchers did not hail from House Greyjoy — "What is dead may never die" — but came largely from the Yale School of Medicine. They connected 32 pig brains to a system called BrainEx. BrainEx is an artificial perfusion system — that is, a system that takes over the functions normally regulated by the organ. The pigs had been killed four hours earlier at a U.S. Department of Agriculture slaughterhouse; their brains completely removed from the skulls.
BrainEx pumped an experiment solution into the brain that essentially mimic blood flow. It brought oxygen and nutrients to the tissues, giving brain cells the resources to begin many normal functions. The cells began consuming and metabolizing sugars. The brains' immune systems kicked in. Neuron samples could carry an electrical signal. Some brain cells even responded to drugs.
The researchers have managed to keep some brains alive for up to 36 hours, and currently do not know if BrainEx can have sustained the brains longer. "It is conceivable we are just preventing the inevitable, and the brain won't be able to recover," said Nenad Sestan, Yale neuroscientist and the lead researcher.
As a control, other brains received either a fake solution or no solution at all. None revived brain activity and deteriorated as normal.
The researchers hope the technology can enhance our ability to study the brain and its cellular functions. One of the main avenues of such studies would be brain disorders and diseases. This could point the way to developing new of treatments for the likes of brain injuries, Alzheimer's, Huntington's, and neurodegenerative conditions.
"This is an extraordinary and very promising breakthrough for neuroscience. It immediately offers a much better model for studying the human brain, which is extraordinarily important, given the vast amount of human suffering from diseases of the mind [and] brain," Nita Farahany, the bioethicists at the Duke University School of Law who wrote the study's commentary, told National Geographic.
An ethical gray matter
Before anyone gets an Island of Dr. Moreau vibe, it's worth noting that the brains did not approach neural activity anywhere near consciousness.
The BrainEx solution contained chemicals that prevented neurons from firing. To be extra cautious, the researchers also monitored the brains for any such activity and were prepared to administer an anesthetic should they have seen signs of consciousness.
Even so, the research signals a massive debate to come regarding medical ethics and our definition of death.
Most countries define death, clinically speaking, as the irreversible loss of brain or circulatory function. This definition was already at odds with some folk- and value-centric understandings, but where do we go if it becomes possible to reverse clinical death with artificial perfusion?
"This is wild," Jonathan Moreno, a bioethicist at the University of Pennsylvania, told the New York Times. "If ever there was an issue that merited big public deliberation on the ethics of science and medicine, this is one."
One possible consequence involves organ donations. Some European countries require emergency responders to use a process that preserves organs when they cannot resuscitate a person. They continue to pump blood throughout the body, but use a "thoracic aortic occlusion balloon" to prevent that blood from reaching the brain.
The system is already controversial because it raises concerns about what caused the patient's death. But what happens when brain death becomes readily reversible? Stuart Younger, a bioethicist at Case Western Reserve University, told Nature that if BrainEx were to become widely available, it could shrink the pool of eligible donors.
"There's a potential conflict here between the interests of potential donors — who might not even be donors — and people who are waiting for organs," he said.
It will be a while before such experiments go anywhere near human subjects. A more immediate ethical question relates to how such experiments harm animal subjects.
Ethical review boards evaluate research protocols and can reject any that causes undue pain, suffering, or distress. Since dead animals feel no pain, suffer no trauma, they are typically approved as subjects. But how do such boards make a judgement regarding the suffering of a "cellularly active" brain? The distress of a partially alive brain?
The dilemma is unprecedented.
Setting new boundaries
Another science fiction story that comes to mind when discussing this story is, of course, Frankenstein. As Farahany told National Geographic: "It is definitely has [sic] a good science-fiction element to it, and it is restoring cellular function where we previously thought impossible. But to have Frankenstein, you need some degree of consciousness, some 'there' there. [The researchers] did not recover any form of consciousness in this study, and it is still unclear if we ever could. But we are one step closer to that possibility."
She's right. The researchers undertook their research for the betterment of humanity, and we may one day reap some unimaginable medical benefits from it. The ethical questions, however, remain as unsettling as the stories they remind us of.
Shout out to the top guy for speaking the truth!
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Fun fact: You wanna know how you can tell no one read the damn article? Because this article was written on 17 April, 2019, meaning this isn't news in the slightest. This is just more I fucking love science type bullshit.
>Be Bob
>See headline about reviving dead pig brains
>Don't read about how there's no function
>Takeaway that you'll soon have your own pig brain put in a jar!
Bob's face when
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Reanimated pig brains in jars and cinephile Robert doesn't make an Abby Normal joke.
 
The idea that Bob, a man who can only afford a basement in a Boston suburb, could afford a Manhattan 1 bedroom, even at a 10-20% discount is fucking hilarious.

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"If you give me a discount I'll stop thinking homeless people deserve to live there" might not be the message he intended to put out there but it is such a great representation of Blobbo's NIMBY liberal bullshit that makes him just so popular with leftists.

Also we are going to be in a Bob Meltdown Golden Age over the next few weeks when the online socialists continue to make it clear that they aren't going to vote for the Creep/Cop ticket the 'bankers' like.
 
It’s pretty wild that Bob and his simpleton fans think the developing world has leapfrogged America into a futurist world.
The airports and tourist parts might look nice but that’s because of the fascist and totalitarian government of such progressive places that will cane you for graffiti or gum or jail you for being gay. Go to the rural area or any thing outside of the tourist area and you can marvel at the mud roads, crumbling “houses” and literal child brothels. Or perhaps the homeless children mutilated by their handlers so tourist will give them more money because they’re blind and/or an amputee is more your thing. Oh and those very nice people working in the airport and hotel? It’s because they get paid a meager wage, live in the slums and know if they don’t kiss white ass you’ll go Karen to the manager and they’ll be replaced. You’ll never guess why there’s so much prostitution and green card wives from those fabulous bastion of future society.
 
The idea that Bob, a man who can only afford a basement in a Boston suburb, could afford a Manhattan 1 bedroom, even at a 10-20% discount is fucking hilarious.

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Bob's had 21 years to move out of Bahstahn. If he didn't do it then when he still had life in him there's no way he's doing it now.
 
Bob's had 21 years to move out of Bahstahn. If he didn't do it then when he still had life in him there's no way he's doing it now.

Cinema Robert needs to move into one of those progressive BLM neighborhoods to show how woke he is.
He would even be safe except from the junkies since he never leaves the basement apartment since the bars are closed and he has nothing of value to be looted for reparations.
 
Billy-Bob had to desperately abuse his thesaurus for that science post you had as his number 1 since he was pretty pathetic in spamming terms he doesn't understand. He's a smoothbrain in that the reflective dust idea was discounted mainly due to the best two candidates, a sulfate or alumina mix, have drawbacks. The sulfate mix could eat the ozone layer like freon did, and it would also likely cause acid rains, which you don't want to do since that fucks with freshwater ecosystems. The alumina mix is amazing since that shit will just shred lungs.

As for the iron seeding? Retarded. It'd kill the oxygen levels in the ocean or areas it's tried in since it'd bind with the oxygen in the water and form rust. I guess he wants massive dead zones where nothing lives or grows. He probably thinks that algae blooms when O2 is low, and not because the shit is absorbing phosphorus and other growth aids from run-off and sucking out the oxygen in the process. It also tends to kill the shit out of animals, since 2% of all phytoplankton release toxins as a defense measure.

This is why you don't use fucking EPCOT rides you took as a teenage sped as the foundation of your science shit.

ADDENDUM: FUCKING CHRIST THIS RETARD WANTS TO DO THIS IRON SINK SHIT IN THE ARCTIC?! Well then, I guess he really wants to kill the shit out of hundreds of species in a mass extinction event, while also killing dozen of fish species that rely on the cold waters to breed or live in that we fucking fish. That high oxygen environment is why species like the Giant Octopus for example survive. What a fucking idiot. And he DOES think that low oxygen equals high algae.

No tard, it forms from fertilizers that ooze in, like phosphates.

When Mao Zedong took power, he stopped the farmers from using their tried and true ways of turning human waste into fertilizer and have them just dump the shit onto the fields. This is because he was a Galaxy Brain who decided he knew better than a bunch of damn dirty peasants how to increase farm yields. Needless to say, there was soon widespread famine and disease all around. The Kiwifarmer who posted this info speculated that MovieBob is basically Mao Zedong without power and I have to agree. Imagine if Bob were a dictator and could just order planes to shower the arctic circle with iron or aluminum powder? The state-run media would cover for him and we'd never know that Bob was fucking up our planet with his schemes until red acid rain fell from the sky or until everyone was walking around with slurry in their chests instead of lungs.

I like to think that MovieBob might actually BE Mao Zedong reincarnated. What a perfect punishment for him. (Yes, I know Mao killed millions, but MovieBob is so awful and self-hating that a single lifetime as him would still be an appropriate punishment. )
 
Okay, I understand why people would not want to subject themselves to MovieBob's videos, but they're often full of cow material.

Case in point: MovieBob, eugenicist and hater of all things White and MidWestern, reviewed Tread, the Killdozer documentary. I had to see Bob's take on this.



Notable points:
At around 2:00 Bob says nobody remembers the killdozer incident because the day after the event Reagan died, "Yeah...I'm just gonna let that one hover...." And I'm just gonna let your comment hover, too, Bob.

MovieBob says Tread does a 180 by at first showing things from Heemeyer's perspective before showing that everything Heemeyer was fighting for did not happen and the "town of villians turns out to be full of disarmingly. wholesome, blue-collared folks." Huh. Aren't these the people you want dead, Bob?

At 5:48: Did Bob just say "man-trum"? As in, "throw a tantrum"? It sounds like he says "man-trum"?

While it's in my head: Supposedly this documentary reveals new things about the killdozer incident that the filmmakers discover. Maybe. As far as I know, no one's done any real research into the event. I don't take a side on the incident at all other than that the killdozer was a badass creation. Mostly because I'm not too familiar with the event. But, without having watched the movie (I will), it sounds like the filmmakers did interviews and people said Heemeyer's injustices never happened and he misunderstood a bunch of stuff. In other words, everyone was saying they didn't do anything wrong. I don't know how to frame this any other way, but, No, duh they'ld say they didn't trigger a killer rampage. It's still too recent. I don't know what he said they did, but newsflash, people cover for themselves and do have their own interpretations of events. Going "straight to the source" only get's you that source's side of the story. Primary sources only tell you one side of things. So, if these filmakers are saying Heemeyer was deluded, I hope they have more than interviews to back that up.

Bob "No bad tactics, only bad targets" says the film shows how petty the rampage was. Maybe Bob can learn something, here?

At 8:04 "I felt an all too familiar sense of 'Man! What an asshole!'" Yeah, I bet that felt familiar, Bob.
 
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It’s pretty wild that Bob and his simpleton fans think the developing world has leapfrogged America into a futurist world.
The airports and tourist parts might look nice but that’s because of the fascist and totalitarian government of such progressive places that will cane you for graffiti or gum or jail you for being gay. Go to the rural area or any thing outside of the tourist area and you can marvel at the mud roads, crumbling “houses” and literal child brothels. Or perhaps the homeless children mutilated by their handlers so tourist will give them more money because they’re blind and/or an amputee is more your thing. Oh and those very nice people working in the airport and hotel? It’s because they get paid a meager wage, live in the slums and know if they don’t kiss white ass you’ll go Karen to the manager and they’ll be replaced. You’ll never guess why there’s so much prostitution and green card wives from those fabulous bastion of future society.
I wish there was an extra-special reaction I could give this one. Totalitarian, corrupt countries erect Insta-worthy scenes to dupe the retarded westerners into thinking they’ve created paradise on earth, and all it took was brute force and the destruction of generations’ worth of lives, hopes, and dreams. Of course Bob Chipman, who has rarely left his own home in his 39 years of life, fell for it.

I cannot articulate how ashamed I would be if this man was related to me, even by marriage. I’d rather be a blood relative of Sarah’s Confederacy-loving sibling.

Edited to tone down the cuntiness toward Sarah’s sibling.
 
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ADDENDUM: FUCKING CHRIST THIS RETARD WANTS TO DO THIS IRON SINK SHIT IN THE ARCTIC?! Well then, I guess he really wants to kill the shit out of hundreds of species in a mass extinction event,
Relax; they're just clumps of cells.

>Be Bob
>See headline about reviving dead pig brains
>Don't read about how there's no function
>Takeaway that you'll soon have your own pig brain put in a jar!
Why would anyone waste resources keeping Bob's brain functional (even if it were possible)? He is such a simpleton you can easily emulate his "thoughts" with AI.

Bob! Here's your chance to shine!
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Bobby's mail are late and of course it is TRUMP'S FAULT!
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Rick and Morty:
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On Harley Quinn, Deconstruction, and manbaby aesthetics:
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Dob Chipman:
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Ancient philosophers said Trans Rights!
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Ancient philosophers have all decided that men wearing dresses are men wearing dresses.

Rat crossover with Chaser Chu. When talking about the craziness of troons, Bobby has to bring up Hollywood movies as his reference point.
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Bonus: Chris.
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When Mao Zedong took power, he stopped the farmers from using their tried and true ways of turning human waste into fertilizer and have them just dump the shit onto the fields. This is because he was a Galaxy Brain who decided he knew better than a bunch of damn dirty peasants how to increase farm yields. Needless to say, there was soon widespread famine and disease all around. The Kiwifarmer who posted this info speculated that MovieBob is basically Mao Zedong without power and I have to agree. Imagine if Bob were a dictator and could just order planes to shower the arctic circle with iron or aluminum powder? The state-run media would cover for him and we'd never know that Bob was fucking up our planet with his schemes until red acid rain fell from the sky or until everyone was walking around with slurry in their chests instead of lungs.

I like to think that MovieBob might actually BE Mao Zedong reincarnated. What a perfect punishment for him. (Yes, I know Mao killed millions, but MovieBob is so awful and self-hating that a single lifetime as him would still be an appropriate punishment. )

Mao Zedong didn't think that; pretty much everything that caused the massive famine in China in the 50s/60s came from the Communist government following to the letter, a series of communist farming manuals/books put out by a literal hack "scientist" who knew NOTHING about farming but kept churning out lie filled book after book that Stalin and his henchmen took as the truth and forced Russia to follow, even after the book instructions caused several massive famines and killed hundreds of thousands. And that the psycho hack NEVER got punished in his lifetime and instead was treated as a golden god in Russia's scientific community, because the hack was friends with Stalin and all of Stalin's friends who protected and promoted his books filled with ruinous lies about farming, until his death.
 
Who the fuck is Bob paying by snail mail in current year?

Also: The photo of Chris in the Reel Big Fish t-shirt reminds me of a cringe fact that I haven’t seen ITT yet: Chris and Sarah named their son Jake after the band Less Than Jake. Ska fags are the niggers of music fandom.
 
Relax; they're just clumps of cells.


Why would anyone waste resources keeping Bob's brain functional (even if it were possible)? He is such a simpleton you can easily emulate his "thoughts" with AI.
He's actually a secret shadow communist gangster government experiment to make the most easily influenced consumer of propaganda. Losing him would put another fifty billion dollars down the drain
-t. knower

Mao Zedong didn't think that; pretty much everything that caused the massive famine in China in the 50s/60s came from the Communist government following to the letter, a series of communist farming manuals/books put out by a literal hack "scientist" who knew NOTHING about farming but kept churning out lie filled book after book that Stalin and his henchmen took as the truth and forced Russia to follow, even after the book instructions caused several massive famines and killed hundreds of thousands. And that the psycho hack NEVER got punished in his lifetime and instead was treated as a golden god in Russia's scientific community, because the hack was friends with Stalin and all of Stalin's friends who protected and promoted his books filled with ruinous lies about farming, until his death.
-t. butthurt genetecist mogged into the Gulag by the CHAD QUACK Lysenko
 
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