Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Instead of writing fanfic, he runs search and replace for names in lesbian fiction he downloads from literotica.
It fits with Tolkien's concept of evil- they cannot create but can only twist and create foul parodies of the work of the good.

oh boy, I hope they don't see what's Harley Quinn creator is up to!
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I'm gonna be that sperg and point out that Harley is probably more Paul Dini's creation as a character (he was, apparently surfing Arlene Sorkin's couch around the time and created the character with her in mind as a thank you, which in hindsight must feel weird) although Timm did create the look.

But of course that cover can't help but remind me that Timm can't seem to stop putting Batgirl into creepy, pervy situations that casts an unfortunate stain on the DCAU. Specifically Timm seems to be fixated on her fucking Batman, her mentor figure.

Which is extra weird as he's an animator, and fellow animator John K was put on blast for fucking girls he "mentored". Really makes you think.
 
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On Harley Quinn, Deconstruction, and manbaby aesthetics:
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Dob Chipman:
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Anyone who draws knows how much more fun is to draw and animate more energetic poses and a basic lesson in figure drawing is to exaggerate the character's expression to transmit the feel, while of course those poses are sexualized but is not there for shit's and giggles, it has the purpose to feel the sexuality, especially if sexuality is inherent to the character.
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I fucking swear 9/10 people who complain about this draw boring ass poses only, all static, and wouldn't draw a 'sexy' pose even if they could.

Ancient philosophers said Trans Rights!
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Is this about the femboys shit earlier today the thing VICE was pushing for femboys that had nothing of fem and were just manly guys on skirts?
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I'm a gynosexual which is a fancy word for "I'm a faggot who'll fuck anything as long as it looks feminine, wholesome or not" and these bitches are taking femininity away from me.
In all fairness I piss everyone off because it means I forced everyone to established standards of beauty.
 
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Relax; they're just clumps of cells.


Why would anyone waste resources keeping Bob's brain functional (even if it were possible)? He is such a simpleton you can easily emulate his "thoughts" with AI.

Bob! Here's your chance to shine!
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Bobby's mail are late and of course it is TRUMP'S FAULT!
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Rick and Morty:
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On Harley Quinn, Deconstruction, and manbaby aesthetics:
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Ancient philosophers said Trans Rights!
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Ancient philosophers have all decided that men wearing dresses are men wearing dresses.

Rat crossover with Chaser Chu. When talking about the craziness of troons, Bobby has to bring up Hollywood movies as his reference point.
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Bonus: Chris.
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So with retweeting that philosophy take Bob is admitting Troons are men in dresses and not women right?
 
It’s too bad Film Roberto keeps inserting himself into the Harley Quinn show talk.
His take is so shallow I feel like I’ve gone back in time and am listening to some YouTube reviewer talking about how Watchmen is a deconstruction and subversion without understanding the terms or what it was deconstructing or subverting.
The only thing Bob cares about is that has lesbians and lesbians give him a chubby. At least if he was honest why he likes it wouldn’t be as annoying.

Anyways, the DC animated movies they’re bitching about were specifically made for adult audiences. Most of them weren’t good not because they were dark or sexual but because they had poor writing, execution and subpar animation (I seem to remember Harley Quinn having two butt cracks and 4 ass cheeks in one scene).
 
That’s some good political scheming Bobby. I can’t imagine a scenario in which using such power for revenge would wind up being turned against them when they’re out of power.
I know the expanding reach of Executive Orders starting with Bush Jr and increasing under Obama has never caused problems.
 
Revenge is good. You don't have to feel bad about the obsolete subhumans.
Obersturmbannführer Bob is on a roll these days. Waiting for him to explicitly demand a final solution for Trumpists and obsoletes.

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Hm, "identifiable enemies" in lieu of capitalism, now where have I heard that one...
Had Bob been a guard at a concentration camp, his gleeful cruelty would have been the stuff of legends. The kind of guy who would make you watch him roast marshmellows over the pyre that is your family.
Not sure how he still manages to surprise me, but damn he is a vile one.
 
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That’s some good political scheming Bobby. I can’t imagine a scenario in which using such power for revenge would wind up being turned against them when they’re out of power.
I know the expanding reach of Executive Orders starting with Bush Jr and increasing under Obama has never caused problems.
The thing is that these people never believe they'll be out of power. This is why Trump was such a shock to the system: they seriously believed the Dowager Queen was going to win, and that The Party would hold all the power for all time (yes, yes, I know there's no distinction between the two, just bear with me.)
Bob and his ilk have learned nothing since 2016, and have made sure their reprehensible views are out in the open for all to see. Even hardcore leftists are being turned off by the increasingly violent wing of the Democrat party. But Bob and company are too drunk on their own fury to realize it.
 
This thread is probably filled with multiple hundreds of posts about how Bobby would be considered...sub-optimal at best in the Brave New World he is daydreaming would come to pass, so I'll just get on and say that Bobby is too incompetent to be any sort of high official in his dream dictatorship, and will likely get overthrown quickly in any sort of peasant uprising.

Also, while Bob certainly is of the antitheistic sort, I wonder if he is influenced by his consumer media (because Bob is the textbook consoomer) into believing in some sort of impersonal Force-type power that controls and binds the universe together. Maybe it explains why he believes his Superior Future is some inevitable fate predetermined to happen because "right side of history".
 
This thread is probably filled with multiple hundreds of posts about how Bobby would be considered...sub-optimal at best in the Brave New World he is daydreaming would come to pass, so I'll just get on and say that Bobby is too incompetent to be any sort of high official in his dream dictatorship, and will likely get overthrown quickly in any sort of peasant uprising.

Also, while Bob certainly is of the antitheistic sort, I wonder if he is influenced by his consumer media (because Bob is the textbook consoomer) into believing in some sort of impersonal Force-type power that controls and binds the universe together. Maybe it explains why he believes his Superior Future is some inevitable fate predetermined to happen because "right side of history".
Bob is, at least nominally, a Progressive™. Progressives believe in a nebulous force called Progress™, a concept rooted in a misunderstanding of biological evolution.

How evolution actually works (oversimplified): Reproduction carries a chance of random heritable mutation. A very small number of those mutations are beneficial at helping them survive their environment, whatever that may be. The creatures which carry such mutations are more likely to survive, and therefore, reproduce and pass those changes along to their children. Do this for a bazillion years, and you might or might not get an intelligent species like humans.
How Progressives™ think evolution works: Cultures gradually become more and more enlightened and woke over time, discarding superstitious traditions and embracing Science™ and Progress™. Those who don't do this are on The Wrong Side of History and will be left behind, and are probably Nazis anyway. Through this process all the undesirables will eventually be weeded out, and at The End of History we will be left with Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's totally not a religion though, because Progressives™ are way too smart for that.

Of course, this is idiocy. Evolution works on biology, sure. That doesn't mean you can extrapolate it to everything else. And even if you can, it only means greater fitness for environment, not an inevitable cultural trend toward neoliberalism. Evolution has no teleology. History is a crapshoot, and anybody who actually studies history knows that.

That might be why there's such a cultural push to erase history lately.
 
Bob is, at least nominally, a Progressive™. Progressives believe in a nebulous force called Progress™, a concept rooted in a misunderstanding of biological evolution.

How evolution actually works (oversimplified): Reproduction carries a chance of random heritable mutation. A very small number of those mutations are beneficial at helping them survive their environment, whatever that may be. The creatures which carry such mutations are more likely to survive, and therefore, reproduce and pass those changes along to their children. Do this for a bazillion years, and you might or might not get an intelligent species like humans.
How Progressives™ think evolution works: Cultures gradually become more and more enlightened and woke over time, discarding superstitious traditions and embracing Science™ and Progress™. Those who don't do this are on The Wrong Side of History and will be left behind, and are probably Nazis anyway. Through this process all the undesirables will eventually be weeded out, and at The End of History we will be left with Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's totally not a religion though, because Progressives™ are way too smart for that.

Of course, this is idiocy. Evolution works on biology, sure. That doesn't mean you can extrapolate it to everything else. And even if you can, it only means greater fitness for environment, not an inevitable cultural trend toward neoliberalism. Evolution has no teleology. History is a crapshoot, and anybody who actually studies history knows that.

That might be why there's such a cultural push to erase history lately.
Anyone who actually studies Biology also knows evolution is a crapshoot. There are countless examples of a small group of species that should have exceeded in their environment above their competitors being wiped out because a random tornado killed them in their crib (quite literally).
 
This thread is probably filled with multiple hundreds of posts about how Bobby would be considered...sub-optimal at best in the Brave New World he is daydreaming would come to pass, so I'll just get on and say that Bobby is too incompetent to be any sort of high official in his dream dictatorship, and will likely get overthrown quickly in any sort of peasant uprising.

Also, while Bob certainly is of the antitheistic sort, I wonder if he is influenced by his consumer media (because Bob is the textbook consoomer) into believing in some sort of impersonal Force-type power that controls and binds the universe together. Maybe it explains why he believes his Superior Future is some inevitable fate predetermined to happen because "right side of history".
Humans, for better or for worse, are predisposed to seek out something greater than themselves to serve. This can be God, money, your own ego, Twitter, and so on. God has been eliminated from public life in the name of "the separation of church and state" (which does not mean what Bob thinks it means), and the bulk of the Democrat party is actively hostile towards the idea of God.
This means that they need to find a different entity to worship. In this case, the god they have made for themselves is called "progress," though they call it by many names. Progress is a god that makes no demands of you. Progress promises that a brighter future is just around the corner if only you believe. Progress does not demand you look back on the shameful mistakes of your past- only that you look forward to the future where all is well; in fact, if you follow Progress, you will wind up on "the right side of history," and you won't need to ever worry about the past. And anyone you don't like can be castigated, attacked, exiled, and even killed in the name of Progress. Anything can be justified in Progress's name, as the glorious end result makes it all worthwhile.
Bob claims to be an atheist, but in truth, he has simply swapped the Judeo-Christian God for a god of another sort. Bob kneels (as best as he can, anyway) before the altar of Progress because Progress won't demand that he lose his gunt, love and forgive his enemies, or improve as a human being. No, Progress will give Bob his robot body, his big titty tranny Asian waifu, moon wheat, and a Superior Future, and Bob doesn't need to do a thing. In Bob's eyes, Progress is inevitable and unstoppable, and will pave the way for space travel as soon as those wasteland ghouls accept their obsolescence and get out of the way.
Progress is a failure of a god if it can be stopped so easily by obsolete, blue collar workers, yet Bob still believes in it. In that regard, he has more faith than most Evangelicals and Fundamentalists. For someone claiming to be on the thinker side of the "thinker vs. believer" debate, he's ironically one of the most fervent believers on the planet.
Fitting, really.
 
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95% of applications of force/power are conceptually neutral; they become "good" or "bad" in relation to whom they're imposed on and why
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Bob Chipman logic: "the Holocaust was conceptually neutral, it was only bad because of who was victimized by it, and it would have been good if it were 12 million mayonnaise ghouls in flyover states instead"
if 2000 Forcepower™ or whatever are being applied in the real world to real people, and not just in blobbo's spank bank, that is not conceptual. that is the opposite of conceptual. because it is applied.
also, blob's mass-murder fantasies about "obsolete hinterland shitheels" or whatever aren't magically "good" just because they're entirely within the realm of the conceptual and there is no danger of him ever enacting Operation Koopa Troopa on 95% of the population for real.
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Bob "T E R R I B L E price collector" Chipman tells us all why Kamala being an overly aggressive cop in current year is ACTUALLY a good thing!
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There's nothing witty I can think to add other than the Sam Hyde quote
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Revenge is inherently selfish. Revenge is only to make oneself feel better. I take it Bob never played Little League (Imagine Bob running bases and laugh). At the end of a game, no matter if you win or lose, you line up with your team and slap fives with your opposing team and say "Good game".

Revenge is playing a Little League game, losing, refusing to slap high fives and then smearing your shit in the opponent's batting helmets.

The key thing to take away, is you don't get revenge without getting covered in shit yourself.

TL; DR Little Shadow learned a lot about life through good sportsmanship.
 
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Mao Zedong didn't think that; pretty much everything that caused the massive famine in China in the 50s/60s came from the Communist government following to the letter, a series of communist farming manuals/books put out by a literal hack "scientist" who knew NOTHING about farming but kept churning out lie filled book after book that Stalin and his henchmen took as the truth and forced Russia to follow, even after the book instructions caused several massive famines and killed hundreds of thousands. And that the psycho hack NEVER got punished in his lifetime and instead was treated as a golden god in Russia's scientific community, because the hack was friends with Stalin and all of Stalin's friends who protected and promoted his books filled with ruinous lies about farming, until his death.
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Bob Chipman logic: "the Holocaust was conceptually neutral, it was only bad because of who was victimized by it, and it would have been good if it were 12 million mayonnaise ghouls in flyover states instead"
if 2000 Forcepower™ or whatever are being applied in the real world to real people, and not just in blobbo's spank bank, that is not conceptual. that is the opposite of conceptual. because it is applied.
also, blob's mass-murder fantasies about "obsolete hinterland shitheels" or whatever aren't magically "good" just because they're entirely within the realm of the conceptual and there is no danger of him ever enacting Operation Koopa Troopa on 95% of the population for real.
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I guarantee the reason he said "95%" is so he can respond to everyone rightfully dragging him with some variant of "THAT'S OBVIOUSLY IN THE FIVE PERCENT RETARD WHITE SUBHUMAN"
He's a sped but he's learned to leave an escape route for when people he sucks up to call him a nazi
 
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