Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The last of which is kind of odd, being he claims to be from a family that came over on the Mayflower (who were what we would now term Congregationalists). Not many people convert TO Catholicism in the modern world.
Maybe the other side of his family was Catholic and someone converted to make their spouse happy at some point. That's usually the most frequent reason people convert to Catholicism in my experience. Although now we have all these tradcons running around begumming Catholic for cultural/sociopolitical reasons.

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Bob freely admits he was a school bully. So he thinks his own life should be ruined? Lol jk it already is.

But for real, WTF.
Even before reading this, I was thinking that Bob's growing resentment of the people he blames for bullying him had to have something more than his usual grudging unforgiveness behind it. I'm thinking that he includes himself (LOL) among the "most vital, brilliant, creative meaningful people I know" who are held back by bullying trauma. He probably regularly thinks back to college and tells himself about the opportunities he would have pursued, the women he would have asked out, if only the bullies hadn't damaged his confidence. If only he had done those things, it would have changed his whole life, and he'd be so much better off now! Why, he'd already have that Care Bears/Paradise Lost movie under his belt, to international fame and two sequels! He'd be married to a sexy Hollywood actress, and have his own preposterously cute little girl! With his fame, his devastating Tweets would have finished off Bad Orange Man back in 2016, earning an invite to Queen Hillary's White House! But NO, the bullies damaged him forever, and it is THEIR fault that his life is in the shitter not quite where he wanted it to be. It's no wonder he drinks so much.
 
Is anyone else starting to get the feeling that Chris really wants his own KF thread? He’s really been leveling up the cow behavior lately. And I don’t think it’s just an attempt to divert attention from his brother. He’s been getting more brazen in e-begging and asserting his authoritarian political views, including support for forced flu vaccinations under penalty of government violence.
 
Is anyone else starting to get the feeling that Chris really wants his own KF thread? He’s really been leveling up the cow behavior lately. And I don’t think it’s just an attempt to divert attention from his brother. He’s been getting more brazen in e-begging and asserting his authoritarian political views, including support for forced flu vaccinations under penalty of government violence.
Heh. FAT chance, he'll just have to piggyback on Bob's thread for a while.
 
Sucking benis is honest and hard work, unlike being a politician tard raging on Twitter and collecting hipster welfare

FTFY.

In a semi-side note, I've been following some people without a huge twitter footprint (for... reasons) and I'm starting to think that beyond a certain threshold, Twitter starts actively degrading your skills in other areas. I think that's one of the reasons the riots were as explosive as they have been: lockdown cabin fever has people not isolated with themselves, but isolated with their social media and effectively self-radicalizing because they lose most of their actual human interaction. There's no real effect on Bob, of course, because he doesn't do actual human interaction, virus or no.
 
Even before reading this, I was thinking that Bob's growing resentment of the people he blames for bullying him had to have something more than his usual grudging unforgiveness behind it. I'm thinking that he includes himself (LOL) among the "most vital, brilliant, creative meaningful people I know" who are held back by bullying trauma. He probably regularly thinks back to college and tells himself about the opportunities he would have pursued, the women he would have asked out, if only the bullies hadn't damaged his confidence. If only he had done those things, it would have changed his whole life, and he'd be so much better off now! Why, he'd already have that Care Bears/Paradise Lost movie under his belt, to international fame and two sequels! He'd be married to a sexy Hollywood actress, and have his own preposterously cute little girl! With his fame, his devastating Tweets would have finished off Bad Orange Man back in 2016, earning an invite to Queen Hillary's White House! But NO, the bullies damaged him forever, and it is THEIR fault that his life is in the shitter not quite where he wanted it to be. It's no wonder he drinks so much.
Bob has always blamed the bullies. And now he’d have us believe he was poised to transform himself and his life, but then Trump and mayo ghouls thwarted him with coronavirus. Awfully convenient that it’s always been everyone’s fault but Bob’s that his life sucks. This is some textbook responsibility shirking. He will never, ever change.
 
Bob has always blamed the bullies. And now he’d have us believe he was poised to transform himself and his life, but then Trump and mayo ghouls thwarted him with coronavirus. Awfully convenient that it’s always been everyone’s fault but Bob’s that his life sucks. This is some textbook responsibility shirking. He will never, ever change.

And because of it, he will never, EVER, know peace or even be happy about himself. He will never know what means being alive after shutting himself in and taking this stance. He will never be loved by a woman unconditionally, his ideas will always stay on Twitter. And when he does attract heat. His stance on forgiveness will be used against him.

This is poetic justice at it's finest. It's just a matter of time before Bob has a breakdown bigger than the trump winning one.
 
FTFY.

In a semi-side note, I've been following some people without a huge twitter footprint (for... reasons) and I'm starting to think that beyond a certain threshold, Twitter starts actively degrading your skills in other areas. I think that's one of the reasons the riots were as explosive as they have been: lockdown cabin fever has people not isolated with themselves, but isolated with their social media and effectively self-radicalizing because they lose most of their actual human interaction. There's no real effect on Bob, of course, because he doesn't do actual human interaction, virus or no.
No shit on this. I could add my experiences with twitter and social media, but i will just say that nuking everything into oblivion has helped me develop a healthy social behaviour and have more confidence in what i do and who i am. Social media is a disease IMO.
It's just a matter of time before Bob has a breakdown bigger than the trump winning one.
Elections are just around the corner. Just start heating the popcorn and be ready for anything
 
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I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?
Hell, the test location for Pong was at a bar because it was intended to be something that you could do with some friends for a bit over drinks. The idea of a lone gamer in the dark was a later thing.
 
Is anyone else starting to get the feeling that Chris really wants his own KF thread? He’s really been leveling up the cow behavior lately. And I don’t think it’s just an attempt to divert attention from his brother. He’s been getting more brazen in e-begging and asserting his authoritarian political views, including support for forced flu vaccinations under penalty of government violence.
At this point Chris is just another boring BLM tard, but we'll see.

Ha ha ha Trump must have a really small penis!
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Middle-East internal politics are extremely complicated, but religious feuds have nothing whatsoever to do with it!
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Another political summit of cows. No fucking idea but Bobby brings out Hollywood reference again.
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Bob who extolled the virtues of Blue Is the Warmest Color, only to walk it back years later when the actresses who scissored on film complained that it was the exploitative sleaze fest that everyone already knew it was, worries about the future of the woman director who made Netflix's Cuties.
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Ohs no! That pre teen actress from SENEGAL might be getting bullied or worse CYBERBULLIED because Americans don't like the pedo movie she stared in when she was 11!!!

I'm really hoping that when this finally gets "released" it turns out that it really is as disgusting and groady as it looks and that Netflix was just upfront and honest about it. I know the movie's been out for a year or something and it's probably easy to pirate it but...being on this site has probably already put me on some sorta government watch list and I really don't need to be put on another.
 
Another political summit of cows. No fucking idea but Bobby brings out Hollywood reference again.
I love the fact that they say republicans are cultist madmen bent on a path of genocide and blood like it's the fucking Khmer Rouge. What is genocidal about the republican policies? Not wanting illegal inmigrants in? Wanting to crack down on criminal operations on empoverished neighbourhoods? Wanting people to feel safe from gangbangers and hoodlums? I really want to know.
I'm really hoping that when this finally gets "released" it turns out that it really is as disgusting and groady as it looks and that Netflix was just upfront and honest about it
Already checked the summary and also critics are not really happy about this movie with only a 2% approval rating.
Movie is about the daughter of a senegalese inmigrant that lives in a slum of Paris with her family. After a time she decides to join her neighbour and her friends, which are a gang of twerking 11 year olds, as a way of spiting her strict and traditional family.
If she was older, it would be "Fuck you, mommy and daddy, the movie" but with 11 year olds it's just fucking creepy as shit.
 
I love the fact that they say republicans are cultist madmen bent on a path of genocide and blood like it's the fucking Khmer Rouge. What is genocidal about the republican policies? Not wanting illegal inmigrants in? Wanting to crack down on criminal operations on empoverished neighbourhoods? Wanting people to feel safe from gangbangers and hoodlums? I really want to know.
It's not the policies, its that the policies directly target non-white people. According to the Left, brown and black people are saints who can do no wrong, and anything less than kissing nigger and wetback ass all day every day is Literally Genocide.
 
It's not the policies, its that the policies directly target non-white people. According to the Left, brown and black people are saints who can do no wrong, and anything less than kissing nigger and wetback ass all day every day is Literally Genocide.
This kind of shit reminds me of the lefty norwegian that got raped by a migrant and then he felt terribly guilty because he got deported because of it.
I don't know where i saw it (probably in the SJW thread) but i remember some commiefornian complaining that if your house gets broken in and your stuff stolen you should, instead of reporting it, feel bad about the robbers because they had no other option but to rob from you and you should aid them. He said this as he lambasted people leaving the bay area because taxes are skyrocketing btw.
 
Middle-East internal politics are extremely complicated, but religious feuds have nothing whatsoever to do with it!
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"Look, orange man pulled back US military involvement in Syria while the Democrats supported it, therefore it's good because orange man bad, okay?! I don't need to think about any other details!" -Cinema Roberto, if he said what he actually thinks.

Hey @Jarbo The Hutt I know you mentioned wanting to branch out from Mundane Matt content. What are the chances of any Honest Bob Chipman videos? God knows there's a lot to work with there, although the way he speeds up his delivery might make sentence mixing harder. Also you'd have to watch Moviebob videos and listen to him repeatedly while you edit, and I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.
 
This kind of shit reminds me of the lefty norwegian that got raped by a migrant and then he felt terribly guilty because he got deported because of it.
I don't know where i saw it (probably in the SJW thread) but i remember some commiefornian complaining that if your house gets broken in and your stuff stolen you should, instead of reporting it, feel bad about the robbers because they had no other option but to rob from you and you should aid them. He said this as he lambasted people leaving the bay area because taxes are skyrocketing btw.
Well that certainly makes Shen's "bike cuck" comic not that bad.
 
Bob who extolled the virtues of Blue Is the Warmest Color, only to walk it back years later when the actresses who scissored on film complained that it was the exploitative sleaze fest that everyone already knew it was, worries about the future of the woman director who made Netflix's Cuties.
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Ohs no! That pre teen actress from SENEGAL might be getting bullied or worse CYBERBULLIED because Americans don't like the pedo movie she stared in when she was 11!!!

I'm really hoping that when this finally gets "released" it turns out that it really is as disgusting and groady as it looks and that Netflix was just upfront and honest about it. I know the movie's been out for a year or something and it's probably easy to pirate it but...being on this site has probably already put me on some sorta government watch list and I really don't need to be put on another.
Pedohunters getting outraged over Netflix promoting a movie they think exploits children are not going to harass the child they think has been victimized, Bob. How did he even manage to type that out without one of his remaining good brain cells firing off a "hold on" signal?
 
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