Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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CharlesBarkley said:
Bob's brother is a legit whore who is somehow less talented then his retard brother.

Says a ton about this family.
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I thought Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday's once-every-few-days e-begging was bad. I never imagined someone can e-beg once every few hours.

You can be assured he continues his "Patreon drive"; I spare you.
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The second episode of "This Makes The Chippa" (23 minutes). You save two dollars:
Chris is a boring storyteller, and his story is itself boring, but at least he doesn't speed up his voice.
He claims he loves the 2016 Ghostbusters but isn't sure who was the director (10:50)

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Politics is just a bad Godfather spoof:
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Some tards ruminate about avocados. If human could save avocados from its seemingly inevitable extinction, they can do anything, including the Superior Future!
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What is "the Plan"? I see his Fedora is still stained by Catholicism. That "sadist" Someone sure has a sense of human by letting Bob live in self-imposed abject misery for so long; I bet He has a Kiwi Farms account.

Peter Senpai you are wrong again!
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Dob Chipman:
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Thirsting at a they/them woman:
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Today's Bobby's Angels has a very special cameo appearance:
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Note Bobby does not link to any news about Ruth Ginburg's demise.

Now for the regular denizens of the show:
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Ellie Troons wants his video games to include whatever he thinks is going to kill him, presumably because that turns him on:
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
"God couldn't protect them from me!" - Some fat, diabetic virgin who lived with his parents until his early 30's.
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"The guy I don't believe in can't protect my enemies!"

If there's anything worse than a fedora-tipper, it's a fedora-tipper who thinks that God only exists as a weak target for him to rage against.

Bob, if God does exist, I guarantee he isn't going to deal with you Himself, he's going to send a bus full of elderly nuns with pointy rulers because that's all that would be needed to have you cowering on the ground, screaming for mercy.
 
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Wulfpack Legend said:
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I really wanted to give this a shot but that background music makes me want to kill all instruments.

Pokemonquistador2 said:
Bob, if God does exist, I guarantee he isn't going to deal with you Himself, he's going to send a bus full of elderly nuns with pointy rulers because that's all that would be needed to have you cowering on the ground, screaming for mercy.
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Careful, that may be his fetish.
 
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LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Do it you tubby faggot. Rise up and tear everything down. I dare you. I triple dog dare you. Get your "chronic immunocompromised condition" ass out of your basement, hit the streets, and protect all those oppressed peoples you claim to fight for on the internet, internet tough guy.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Do it you tubby faggot. Rise up and tear everything down. I dare you. I triple dog dare you. Get your "chronic immunocompromised condition" ass out of your basement, hit the streets, and protect all those oppressed peoples you claim to fight for on the internet, internet tough guy.
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What he describes as "having an on/off switch" is being a fucking sociopath, you meaty goon.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Do it you tubby faggot. Rise up and tear everything down. I dare you. I triple dog dare you. Get your "chronic immunocompromised condition" ass out of your basement, hit the streets, and protect all those oppressed peoples you claim to fight for on the internet, internet tough guy.
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Bob would fucking set himself on fire lighting his first molotov cocktail. He is casualty number one in the first riot he decides to take part in.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1307129763065192453 https://archive.vn/TxolF
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That both of these guys don't believe the Dems already do this shows just how disconnected from reality they are.

Also....

*deep breath*

REPUBLICANS FUCKING WARNED YOU!

Up and down the bench - from those in office to those commenting on cable TV - republicans all over warned you, "if you change the rules, you're not going to like us playing by them."

They really do not get the idea that "in war, the enemy gets a vote" do they?

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Nope, they don't.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Imagine a universe where Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to snap the stupid out of existence. The last thing Bob's otherworldly counterpart would say before turning to ash would, "Mr. Stank? I don't feel so good."
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Correction:
"Mr Stark... kill a few mayo ghouls... for me?"

(also let's be real: Bob is so fat, Thanos would have to snap twice to get rid of him.)
 
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