Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

Correct. When roman was denied the battlefiled of their choosing, they would get fucked up. Another battle is the battle of carhere, where the Persian used their horses to great effect and had put up an effective supply line with ammo.

Parthians. Carrhae was basically a masterclass in "horse archers vs. heavy infantry," because they Parthians knew that the Roman strategy when faced with a hail of arrows was to hunker down behind their shields and wait for the enemy to run out of arrows- so they set up supply trains of camels to make sure they never ran out of arrows. So the Romans get completely encircled by an enemy they can't catch (and who promptly wipes out their cavalry contingent when they try to break out, and hand Crassus his son's head as a bonus) who's raining arrows on them for an entire day. Morale drops like a brick, Crassus has a meltdown and is effectively overthrown by his second in command, and the Romans are forced to retreat at night to Carrhae, abandoning their wounded to slavery and/or death at the hands of the Parthians. When they get to Carrhae, they're promptly surrounded and forced to give up Crassus, and... well, it doesn't end well for him.

Bringing this back to Blob, his worldview is like that of a latter-day Optimate as written by Plautus when he's in an incredibly nasty mood: spoiled, lazy, entitled, and so assured of his destiny that he, Crassus-like, would stumble headlong into easily avoidable disaster because he thinks he's so superior (and his opponents so inferior) that he can't possibly lose no matter how what. The difference is that Crassus actually got out of his fucking basement from time to time, unlike Bobicus Adipose.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I took it that somehow while trying to operate them he got choked by the cord.

A goddamn CAT can work venetian blinds better than blob.

Let that sink in.

 

[BScCollateral]

A goddamn CAT can work venetian blinds better than blob.

I'm not sure if we actually have evidence Bob can't work Venetian Blinds. He just imagines the fact they may have been invented in Persia is a cosmic own against "islamaphobia."

Patents issued to Gowin Knight in the 18th Century. Knight also developed more sensitive compass needles, so my money is on him since he has a proven track record.

Let that sink in.

A stray cat who I foolishly feed has taken to sitting on my lap. She kicked my Kindle twice and was able to change the font size. I can't figure out how, because it takes three touches. Cats are kind of scary.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm not sure if we actually have evidence Bob can't work Venetian Blinds. He just imagines the fact they may have been invented in Persia is a cosmic own against "islamaphobia."

Patents issued to Gowin Knight in the 18th Century. Knight also developed more sensitive compass needles, so my money is on him since he has a proven track record.




A stray cat who I foolishly feed has taken to sitting on my lap. She kicked my Kindle twice and was able to change the font size. I can't figure out how, because it takes three touches. Cats are kind of scary.

Especially since Persia/Iran being Islamic instead of Zoroastrian is relatively recent.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

Now that leftists are openly murdering political opponents in the streets, can someone just shoot* this tard?
*(HYPOTHETICALLY)

Can't get shot in the street if you never go outside

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You don't ever have to worry about your favorite restaurant being looted and burned or going out of business because of the coof when every meal you eat comes from a fast-food chain or instant food from a supermarket. You can always go to the one a half-mile down the highway.

You don't have to be concerned about your friends' mental and physical health during this crisis because you have no friends in the first place.

This is fun, lol.

Can't get accused of sexually inappropriate behavior when no one wants to associate with you closely enough to be sexually harassed in the first place.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Imagine just superimposing text with royalty-free music, and somehow making 303,000 subscribers.

Imagine being Moviebob and only getting half of that despite being on YouTube for twice as long.

This is both sad.

 

[Knyttet]

I like how NOBODY has managed to figure out what the venetian blinds tweet ment.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm not sure if we actually have evidence Bob can't work Venetian Blinds. He just imagines the fact they may have been invented in Persia is a cosmic own against "islamaphobia."

Patents issued to Gowin Knight in the 18th Century. Knight also developed more sensitive compass needles, so my money is on him since he has a proven track record.




A stray cat who I foolishly feed has taken to sitting on my lap. She kicked my Kindle twice and was able to change the font size. I can't figure out how, because it takes three touches. Cats are kind of scary.

I'm pretty sure in blob's autistic tweet he meant that he wanted to ERASE the concept of venetian blinds (regardless of what they are called), so that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Bob can't work blinds worth a darn.

Which is autistic as hell given that people like the concept and someone would insist upon having it, despite Bob's authoritarian "I HATE BLINDS SO THEY MUST NOT EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I like how NOBODY has managed to figure out what the venetian blinds tweet ment.

To be honest, I have a severe difficulty to figure out most of Bob's tweets.
The big guy managed to master the art of typing a lot while not saying anything of worth and/or meaning. His tweets are often such a meandering mess of far-fetchedness that hurts the eye and leaves one wondering if it was right to have read it. All for the sake of looking smarter than he actually is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I like how NOBODY has managed to figure out what the venetian blinds tweet ment.

IDK I'd like to think I have a handle on how to speak fluent Bobese and to me it sounded like if Time Travel was a thing, SOMEONE (like HIM) would go back in time and somehow prevent blinds, venetian or otherwise, from being invented. Probably by first doing something about how they were called "Venetian" and then systematically eliminating anyone who invented anything close to similar to blinds. (But that's not how time travel works, lol, nobody would remember the previous shit and realize "Hey there used to be venetian blinds but now there aren't")

To me this is an obvious "tell" that Bob hates Venetian Blinds, or indeed any sort of blinds, probably because he has trouble with them in some way.

 

[Honest Coyote]

I won't recommend this to my worst enemy.


As difficult as they are worthless. You don't need to read some deliberate turgid prose and neologisms to learn that the aim of Capitalism is to sell everything, hence radicalism is likewise up for sale.

Anyhow:
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It's a conflict rating people in the Bob thread. I don't want to rate you stupid, but as for the tweet, it's absurdly dumb. If time travel is invented, and we skip over all the questions it raises about cause and effect, who the hell would care about the blinds? Literally all of history at your fingertips, and you'd waste it by not owning up to having a slow day. Not seeing Rome or witnessing major events or solving unanswered questions about our world. Nope, it's about the Venetian blinds. Just do what normal people do and make a joke about needing coffee or you're read for Friday and move on. Christ.

 

[Flexo]

I like how NOBODY has managed to figure out what the venetian blinds tweet ment.

As the oldest bobologist here, my bet is that he was attempting to make a joke that if we invented time travel, it would be used for the most mundane of shit. Like.... *and here is where he looked around the room only to settle on* where venetian blinds came from!

EDIT
And/or that efforts to study such a mundane question would lead to erasing such things from history.

Geez he's bad at jokes.

 

[Mola Ram]

As the oldest bobologist here, my bet is that he was attempting to make a joke that if we invented time travel, it would be used for the most mundane of shit. Like.... *and here is where he looked around the room only to settle on* where venetian blinds came from!

EDIT
And/or that efforts to study such a mundane question would lead to erasing such things from history.

Geez he's bad at jokes.

Please be patient, he has autism.

And alcoholism.

And intermittent explosive disorder.

And diabetes.

And possibly some sort of learning disability.

But mostly he's just a fat drunken asshole from Boston.

 

[Shaka Brah]

He's a fucking idiot because "Nephilim" is used in all cannonical books of the Abrahamic religions and the word is now widely believed by scholars to be referring to people who abandoned the Jewish tribe. So he's calling religion stupid while showing a total ignorance of it.

He probably misunderstood references to 1 Enoch, which builds on the Genesis 6 narrative. However, during the Second Temple period Enoch was widely read by Jews and some quotes from 1 Enoch are actually in the Gospel. Out of all of the pseudepigraphical works it has the most legitimacy because of that.

 

[raisinlove]

He's from Boston, all Bostnians do is get piss drunk and be loud.

Bob isn’t from fucking Boston. He’s from revere or Lynn. Shithole suburbs whose residents love to tell people they’re from Boston when theyre just plain white trash.

Repping cities you don’t live in as your own is fucking pathetic

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob isn’t from fucking Boston. He’s from revere or Lynn. Shithole suburbs whose residents love to tell people they’re from Boston when theyre just plain white trash.

Yes, accurate, but it's funnier to lump him in with the Boston crowd. Lots of alliteration, for one: Boston Bob, Boston Blobby, etc. etc.

Man. Imagine aspiring to be from Boston.

 

[raisinlove]

Yes, accurate, but it's funnier to lump him in with the Boston crowd. Lots of alliteration, for one: Boston Bob, Boston Blobby, etc. etc.

Man. Imagine aspiring to be from Boston.

It used to suck to admit being born and raised here but there are so many fucking yuppie brooklyny faggots that come here for college or for their yuppie jobs and claim they’re “Bostonian” that claim the Boston accent doesn’t exist and fucktards from places like acton or Lowell or Worcester or Lexington that claim “Boston pride southie Irish” but have never set foot on dot ave outside of some saint ptricks day yuppie bar crawl that people like me need to step up to call out these fags lest everyone think Boston is like that shit movie boondock saints which was made by some kid who is 100% the first group I talked about.

Fuck these clowns like fat fag bob (and digibro who lived in fucking BRAINTREE and said he lived in Boston but only ever went to Quincy market) are worse than the fuckin barnies

 

[King Dead]

I like how NOBODY has managed to figure out what the venetian blinds tweet ment.

I looked in the replies to see if Bobby had to explain the joke, but all I found were a few asspat replies agreeing with him (and one guy who was like "I'd go find out about ancient forgotten civilizations myself" like a normal person). From the replies, I gather the joke isn't anything more than "man, don't you just hate Venetian blinds?" like some godawful standup comedian. Granted, I don't pay much attention to the public's opinion on window coverings, but I wasn't under the impression that there was such disdain for Venetian blinds, especially not enough to want to go back in time and murder their inventor.

Side note: Google's first autocomplete for "venetian blinds are" is "the worst." I did the same search on Bing and Yahoo, and neither would autocomplete, instead just giving suggestions for "venetian blinds repair" and "my venetian blinds are stuck," respectively. Make of that what you will.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

For those of you haven't heard, the NYP just dropped this expose on Hunter Biden

https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/email-reveals-how-hunter-biden-introduced-ukrainian-biz-man-to-dad/amp/

https://archive.vn/OIzQi

Long story short, it's real bad for Joe and because it's real bad both Twitter and Facebook are actively censoring any mention of it to the point of locking White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's twitter account for tweeting out the NYP link. I figured Bob would be helping run damage control but he's been silent for three hours now. I bring this up because if this doesn't make Trump repeal 230 I don't know what will. If Null peacefully places a pillow over the site's face in the middle of night know that it was a pleasure serving with you weirdos and we will meet again some sunny day.