Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I grew up in the age of the N64 and even then it wasn't common to know kids with an N64/Dreamcast or N64/Playstation combo. Most parents bought one console for their kids if they bought them video games at all. If my brother or I wanted to play a Playstation or Dreamcast game we had to go over to a friend's house. I guarantee you that the question "can I get a Playstation?" would be answered with "No, you already have a Sega/Nintendo at home." by most parents in those days.

Hell, my household was that way up until my brother and I got income of our own and bought ourselves a secondhand 360 for Skyrim.
I remember when I got my first job and was able to buy a PS2 in addition to my Gamecube. I felt like a fucking god.
 
I look away and Bobert gets canned. Fun times.

Imagine the tantrum if in the space of a month: Bob loses his job, his halloween, and his superior future if (when) Pmurt wins the election with the popular vote.

Why is Bob, a 39 year old man so horny for Halloween anyway? His waistline indicates that he is already very familiar with obtaining candy
 
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"Kind of a bummer on my end, I have to also assume on theirs"

I'll give Bob this much, he didn't flat out say "fuck you escapist" and is maintaining a level of decorum he does not typically show on social media and speaking of which.
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Bob, no one laughing at you thinks they're gonna take down Netflix. That wasn't even brought up in this person's tweet or even what it was in response too. Also you are not James Gunn in ANY sense and, again, no one brought up Gunn and Gunn might not even get his own franchise, let alone the other Guardians movie, because of the lockdowns you are such a fan of.
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Pitts was a sex offender?!? I don't remember anything like that coming up when Pitts pissed off Quinn.
Maybe I'm confusing him with Devin Faraci. Which would make Bob look even worse. Not showing loyalty to an actual sex predator, at least once the allegations reached a certain level of proof, would be laudable. (Contrawise, not sticking up for up before that point would indicate a distinct lack of loyalty.) But if Bob just instantly wimped out on sticking with the guy who rehired his worthless ass over some weaksauce bullshit like Zoe Quinn, a despicable person and whore who will never even acknowledge him, getting offended, he's just complete garbage.

Nah, thats just corporate shit. I hate the guy, but, they dont hate him because to Megacorp204785 hes a nobody and they dont hate him enough because hes not worth hating. Theyre just cutting the dead fruit off of the tree. I think he hasnt commented because a) its embarrassing and he looks stupid and b) even he knows.
I don't think that he actually did know. You're underestimating two things here. One is the ability of an autist like Robert here to fail to read between the lines. The other is the ability of narcissist, also like Robert here, to willfully fail to see something damaging to his ego, like the fact that he just got fired. If he wasn't following what his "enemies" like us were saying, he still wouldn't know. He'd have no clue. He's in maximum cope mode now because he's desperately trying to deny what we're saying here. They dumped him with no warning, on the anniversary of his Dad's death, and were ice fucking cold about it. They threw him his own videos back in his face like they were so much garbage. They've had enough of his shit.
 
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