Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Who do we have to blow to get UNEMPLOYED added to the thread title?

 

[ditto]

Who do we have to blow to get UNEMPLOYED added to the thread title?

For a lolcow it's kinda assumed.

 

[The Demon]

All quinn did was invertanty showing the corruption of video game journalists to the gaymers who care. Hell look at quinn and game websites they are disaprearing down the memory hole due to antagonizing your audience and people just watching lets plays on youtube to find out if the game is good instead of reading a bought and paid review.

not only that, but it also showed that there were less and less people in games journalism like yahtzee and more people like michael: people who just do not give a shit about games and want to crank out shit asap because it's monday and i need my damn coffee.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

King of bad takes thinks Mulder would be a domestic terrorist because muh QAnon I guess.

More lusting after Peter Coffin.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

WHAT A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE

Looks like we're getting a paypig arc;
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Who are these faggots? They need to be sterilized.

King of bad takes thinks Mulder would be a domestic terrorist because muh QAnon I guess.
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More lusting after Peter Coffin.
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Fox Mulder is a gem. Fuck you Bob you jealous fat piece of shit.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

King of bad takes thinks Mulder would be a domestic terrorist because muh QAnon I guess.
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More lusting after Peter Coffin.
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This is weird. Didn't he make some twitter thread awhile ago about how most of the KotH characters would have supported the democrats? Now, I understand that the only thing stupider than talking about who a fictional character would vote for is talking about who a dumb fat guy thinks a fictional character would vote for, but this change of opinion has generated some curiosity in me for some reason.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

King of bad takes thinks Mulder would be a domestic terrorist because muh QAnon I guess.
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More lusting after Peter Coffin.
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Reminder that Fox Mulder was entirely correct in his conspiracy theories.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

More lusting after Peter Coffin.
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Bob’s obsession with Peter Coffin is one of the faggiest things about this faggot. Did shit go down between them beyond Twitter sniping? Bob acts like Coffin murdered his father.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

King of bad takes thinks Mulder would be a domestic terrorist because muh QAnon I guess.

I think it's more likely that Mulder is a centrist or only slightly left if not apolitical. I think it's more like that if Mulder is rightwing he's a John McAfee supporter, especially considering McAfee's original platform was a long post just saying "Unlike other politicians I'm not going to feed you some bullshit, here is some info on how crypto works instead." I could see Scully totally voting for Hilary Clinton though.

Spoiler: McAfee current platform

as for the reeing about Peter Coffin I think it's inevitable Bob since I think Peter would prefer to give the Red staters gibs from the government where as Bob would probably think the money would better be spent on a bail out of the movie industry. Also if you compare Bob's youtube channel vs Peter's you'll notice Bob struggles to crack 15k in views while Peter regularly passes 30k in views.

Spoiler: Movie bob vs Peter Coffin on social blade

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

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I hope his meeting with The Escapist went like this

https://youtu.be/5Le4sGUeXTk

 

[Kulee Baba]

This is weird. Didn't he make some twitter thread awhile ago about how most of the KotH characters would have supported the democrats? Now, I understand that the only thing stupider than talking about who a fictional character would vote for is talking about who a dumb fat guy thinks a fictional character would vote for, but this change of opinion has generated some curiosity in me for some reason.

Couldn't find a direct tweet of Moviebob daydreaming of Hank Hill voting for Hillary/Joe. But always makes me laugh when you have dummies on the net explaining their headcannon that Hank would hate Trump.

They always like to point out the election episode where Hank finds himself in a moral quandary because George W Bush gave him a wimp handshake. They fail to realize that Hank doesn't even consider voting for Al Gore or a Libertarian candidate. These dopes forget how Hank had an undying affinity for Ronald Reagan. How the show constantly mocked Democrats, that Hank and Cotton bonded over mocking the most left wing President America has had Jimmy Carter.

I know I'm autistic too but if Hank Hill were a real person he'd be a MAGA hat wearing boomer who would donate money to Ted Cruz. While the show at times had some progressive themes (written most likely by left leaning writers) the fact remains that Mike Judge didn't see it as out of character to have Hank make a promo for Alex Jones.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Couldn't find a direct tweet of Moviebob daydreaming of Hank Hill voting for Hillary/Joe

That's because Bob's take was even dumber than that.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

That's because Bob's take was even dumber than that.
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I can see Hank hating Trump personally (crude New York businessman) but holding his nose for him anyway and after 2020 he'd 100% be onboard with him. Hank voting for Beto let alone being 'all in' for him? Lmao

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Who are these faggots? They need to be sterilized.

What for? They're never going to breed.

 

[Kulee Baba]

That's because Bob's take was even dumber than that.
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Ah yes Hank would be a fan of Beto O'Rouke, the guy in Texas who wanted to fully decriminalize cannabis and tax non-renewable energy which includes propane. Truly the most asinine of all takes.

I won't even go into the absurdity of thinking Dale Gribble, the walking parody of a right wing conspiracy theorist would be anything besides a hardcore conservative. It speaks volumes how Bob Chipman can misunderstand the fundamental character traits of a long running cartoon.

 

[Unabashed Shia Apologist]

Ah yes Hank would be a fan of Beto O'Rouke, the guy in Texas who wanted to fully decriminalize cannabis and tax non-renewable energy which includes propane. Truly the most asinine of all takes.

I won't even go into the absurdity of thinking Dale Gribble, the walking parody of a right wing conspiracy theorist would be anything besides a hardcore conservative. It speaks volumes how Bob Chipman can misunderstand the fundamental character traits of a long running cartoon.

Bob's brain is incapable of accepting that something as popular KotH could ever portray conservatism in a good, or at least more neutral, way. To him, pop culture is necessarily left wing.

 

[Neko GF]

Just going to archive Memeology's latest video. Just in case Robert incites another false flagging campaign and succeeds this time:

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

I know I'm autistic too but if Hank Hill were a real person he'd be a MAGA hat wearing boomer who would donate money to Ted Cruz.

Yeah in my opinion Hank would have supported Ted Cruz in the primary then voted Trump in the general, Hank wouldn't identify with the edgy zoomer parts of Trump's base though. He'd probably hate Trump but consider the insanity of the left worse, especially Progressives who act like government should have more of a say over a child's life than the parents.

 

[Memology 101]

With so many jumpcuts in his latest video, this came to mind:

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bob's brain is incapable of accepting that something as popular KotH could ever portray conservatism in a good, or at least more neutral, way. To him, pop culture is necessarily left wing.

Fascinating, I wonder if Bob just avoids clearly ideologically conservative filmmakers like Clint Eastwood or John Millius. Even a very popular film like Forrest Gump is rather conservative or at least middle of the road, that movie really makes you hate Forrest's love interest Jenny with her hippy hedonistic lifestyle and the ultimate point of the movie is that a good hearted intellectually impaired man can achieve greatness. Bob Chipman would see a man like Forrest Gump and consider him an utter trash mayo-human.

Yeah in my opinion Hank would have supported Ted Cruz in the primary then voted Trump in the general, Hank wouldn't identify with the edgy zoomer parts of Trump's base though. He'd probably hate Trump but consider the insanity of the left worse, especially Progressives who act like government should have more of a say over a child's life than the parents.

I could easily see Hank written like that as well. One of the finer character traits of Hank though is that while he was a true socially conservative American he willfully ignored or accepted the sexually promiscuous activities of his two father figures, Cotton Hill & boss Buck Strictland (the latter being a clear allusion to the infamously vulgar President Lyndon Johnson). While Hank was a good christian boy who waited until marriage to finally have sex he did not think less of his mentors for honestly being shitty male role models. That's why in my autistic mind Hank wouldn't care about Trump and playboy lifestyle.

At the end of the day this was a character who locked his car door when he saw a sign that said "Welcome to Arkansas: Birthplace of Bill Clinton." Anyone who thinks a Hank Hill-style person wouldn't vote down Republican lines didn't pay attention to the many clear political comments made on the show.