Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Some film critic. Did he refuse to see [Nolan's] other releases since the Batman trilogy, or only [Tenet] in particular due to certain themes being included in it?
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Bobby threw a hissy fit when he learned that Tenet was to be shown in cinemas only. No doubt he find it very Inferior Past (Disney streams Mulan so everyone must follow their lead), not to mention ableist: because it compels people like Bobby, who has an "immune compromised" condition, to mingle with the unwashed proles.

More junk-food for thought for your King of the Hill fans:
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When the cast of MCU appear in a political rally, menchildren follow:
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Working class Bob:
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Does anyone recall him mentioning his teenage working experience in Brick by Brick?

He is angry at randos over nothing at all:
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The Chipman family has a lot of unusual customs, worthy of an anthropology investigation:
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In case you're wondering: Chris has an new episode of "This Makes The Chippa" out and he is shilling his Patreon once every few hours.

Bobby's Angels. Bobby and Troon #64 are determined to defend the honor of MCU:
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While Bobby is solicited again for his expertise in MCU:
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lol partly ninja'd by @Positron

I don't know what's going on with Chris but he has been shilling his patreon hard. In less than 24 hours he's asked for support 7 times. He's done 13 pieces of content in 18 days! What a value!
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Aside from all of that, if Chris is to be believed, Bob is being a good big brother. Though why Bob is giving Chris, and I assume his wife, an anniversary gift is unclear to me.
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I really hope that Bob got them a Crock-pot because Bob no longer has that Crock-pot listed on his ebay page.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
How the fuck is an event starring several millionaire celebrities, and a Senator VP candidate "grassroots?"
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Positron said:
Bobby threw a hissy fit when he learned that Tenet was to be shown in cinemas only. No doubt he find it very Inferior Past (Disney streams Mulan so everyone must follow their lead), not to mention ableist: because it compels people like Bobby, who has an "immune compromised" condition, to mingle with the unwashed proles.

More junk-food for thought for your King of the Hill fans:
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When the cast of MCU appear in a political rally, menchildren follow:
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Working class Bob:
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Does anyone recall him mentioning his teenage working experience in Brick by Brick?

He is angry at randos over nothing at all:
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The Chipman family has a lot of unusual customs, worthy of an anthropology investigation:
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In case you're wondering: Chris has an new episode of "This Makes The Chippa" out and he is shilling his Patreon once every few hours.

Bobby's Angels. Bobby and Troon #64 are determined to defend the honor of MCU:
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While Bobby is solicited again for his expertise in MCU:
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Holy fucking shit. Between this and Eric "Kathleen Kennedy Sodomized My" Butts, it is absolutely horrifying to see what can only be described as the Epitome Of Human Evolutionary Stagnation. This fat faggot bitch is really acting like the MCU, whose sole purpose is to sell tickets to families and merchandise to kids en masse using whatever demographics ploy possible, is some kind of Holy Grail Sophocles/Shakespeare/Cervantes level masterpiece of storytelling.

It's shit like this that makes Ready Player One the scariest film ever, not just because it's based on one of the worst books ever, but because it's glimpse of a future full of collapsing societies and brainwashed unimaginative idiots is becoming a seemingly imminent reality. As I said, the Epitome Of Human Evolutionary Stagnation.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
How the fuck is an event starring several millionaire celebrities, and a Senator VP candidate "grassroots?"
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Because everyone knows if your political beliefs line up with the media and multimillion dollar corporations, that makes you part of the resistance.


Silent Observer said:
This fat faggot bitch is really acting like the MCU, whose sole purpose is to sell tickets to families and merchandise to kids en masse using whatever demographics ploy possible, is some kind of Holy Grail Sophocles/Shakespeare/Cervantes level masterpiece of storytelling.
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I swear to God, I have no idea why there are people like Bob who think of the MCU this way. Like, I love Marvel movies, though I thought Endgame had a few questionable moments, but it's incredibly creepy with how Bob is treating these people like they're actual superheroes.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
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lol partly ninja'd by @Positron

I don't know what's going on with Chris but he has been shilling his patreon hard. In less than 24 hours he's asked for support 7 times. He's done 13 pieces of content in 18 days! What a value!
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Aside from all of that, if Chris is to be believed, Bob is being a good big brother. Though why Bob is giving Chris, and I assume his wife, an anniversary gift is unclear to me.
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I really hope that Bob got them a Crock-pot because Bob no longer has that Crock-pot listed on his ebay page.
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Is this bitch trying to pull a DSP, e-begging for livelihood subsistence to truly spend on luxurious shopping???
 
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Chris goes full retard on Facebook:
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Same goes for nigger crimes.

Silent Observer said:
This fat faggot bitch is really acting like the MCU, whose sole purpose is to sell tickets to families and merchandise to kids en masse using whatever demographics ploy possible, is some kind of Holy Grail Sophocles/Shakespeare/Cervantes level masterpiece of storytelling.
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Bobby did compare MCU with Sophocles AND Shakespeare, all in the same breath:

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In the immortal words of Hank Hill, that boy ain't right.
 
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Captain Marvelous said:
Because everyone knows if your political beliefs line up with the media and multimillion dollar corporations, that makes you part of the resistance.
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Captain Marvelous said:
I swear to God, I have no idea why there are people like Bob who think of the MCU this way. Like, I love Marvel movies, though I thought Endgame had a few questionable moments, but it's incredibly creepy with how Bob is treating these people like they're actual superheroes.
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Positron said:
Chris goes full retard on Facebook:
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Same goes for nigger crimes.
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If you don't allow megacorporations to dictate your political beliefs, how will they know which dumbass sheepfolk demographics to market Pepsi to?

The MCU has had some hits, and Dr. Strange is an all-time personal favorite, but taking the storyline of the entire franchise into account, to say it is a structured narrative epic like LOTR, Harry Potter, or Star Wars is a hilariously false representation of just how barely strung together the films are.

I legit thought the Fetus meme was a joke, but...it's not😶...meant to be😂. And of course, complaining about jungle nigger shit despite the obvious contemporary cultural oppression towards snow niggers. Of course that's the hilarious thing about bitchbois like the Chipman Bros. They are unintentionally trying to build a future of their own devastation and they refuse to see it.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
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lol partly ninja'd by @Positron

I don't know what's going on with Chris but he has been shilling his patreon hard. In less than 24 hours he's asked for support 7 times. He's done 13 pieces of content in 18 days! What a value!
https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317651359093710848 https://archive.vn/lqOY5
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317823710221447168 https://archive.vn/TIayl
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317826856750583808 https://archive.vn/ADxhv
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317872652137205761 https://archive.vn/EmYsi
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317950355775365120 https://archive.vn/uY1l3
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317879861596356609 https://archive.vn/2dHUC
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https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317991039320399872 https://archive.vn/NjIGy
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Aside from all of that, if Chris is to be believed, Bob is being a good big brother. Though why Bob is giving Chris, and I assume his wife, an anniversary gift is unclear to me.
https://tw.tinf.io/TheChippa/status/1317971183606923265 https://archive.vn/CrTHD
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I really hope that Bob got them a Crock-pot because Bob no longer has that Crock-pot listed on his ebay page.
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Chris goes full retard on Facebook:
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Same goes for nigger crimes.
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This is his brother???

What, did their parents just go full on Larry the cable guy and plop these two in front of a T.V. screen 24/7? How do you get this identical? I mean, at least he has a wife, so there's that, and it also seems that he doesn't have the "intimate passion" for marvel that Moviebob has. But him begging for money is really stupid.

Who in the world would want to send a 35 year old cash?

Oh wait, I forgot dsp exists.
 
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Positron said:
Bobby threw a hissy fit when he learned that Tenet was to be shown in cinemas only. No doubt he find it very Inferior Past (Disney streams Mulan so everyone must follow their lead), not to mention ableist: because it compels people like Bobby, who has an "immune compromised" condition, to mingle with the unwashed proles.

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its really creppy how he uses violence to correct imaginary characters in siuations that he made up
like most people fantasize about fucking a big tity anime girl. Bob? yeah so a big indian uy beats up some dude who looks like me except he is dumb and likes trump
he isnt reacting to something that happens in he show, he just comes up with the situation, gets mad a the situation he came up with then he imagines the character suffering and smiles and thinks yeah, thats right
It gives me some serious pet killer vibes
 
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Positron said:
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Dear God! Can anyone tell me what the hell this "creative class" and "intellectual labor" is supposed to mean? From where I stand they are fabricated terms Bob uses to make himself sound smarter than he really is (and failing miserably.) Either that or they are euphemisms for "useless fat ass who's too lazy to get a useful job."
 
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Bobby did compare MCU with Sophocles AND Shakespeare, all in the same breath:

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In the immortal words of Hank Hill, that boy ain't right.
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Just...
I'm nearly speechless.
WTF...
Wha...

This..."man"....is just a special specimen of what happens when Natural Selection goes wrong

Jetpack Himmler said:
Dear God! Can anyone tell me what the hell this "creative class" and "intellectual labor" is supposed to mean? From where I stand they are fabricated terms Bob uses to make himself sound smarter than he really is (and failing miserably.) Either that or they are euphemisms for "useless fat ass who's too lazy to get a useful job."
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His definition of intellectual labor is like Bernie Madoff's definition of safe investments
 
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chrischanfan said:
its really creppy how he uses violence to correct imaginary characters in siuations that he made up
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The joke of Boomhauer was that despite his mumbling he was actually the Southern Texas version of a metrosexual, right?
I felt like he slummed around with Hank and crew because his swinging bachelor life was getting pretty boring after a while.
Somehow AnimationAbolf fantasizes him raining face-punches as if that will convince a stubborn Bill Dauterive (or anyone for that matter) that QAnon is badthink.
Needless to say asking Bob to empathize with a charismatic ladies-man is asking for way too much.
 
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Silent Observer said:
Holy fucking shit. Between this and Eric "Kathleen Kennedy Sodomized My" Butts, it is absolutely horrifying to see what can only be described as the Epitome Of Human Evolutionary Stagnation. This fat faggot bitch is really acting like the MCU, whose sole purpose is to sell tickets to families and merchandise to kids en masse using whatever demographics ploy possible, is some kind of Holy Grail Sophocles/Shakespeare/Cervantes level masterpiece of storytelling.

It's shit like this that makes Ready Player One the scariest film ever, not just because it's based on one of the worst books ever, but because it's glimpse of a future full of collapsing societies and brainwashed unimaginative idiots is becoming a seemingly imminent reality. As I said, the Epitome Of Human Evolutionary Stagnation.
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The mcu did one thing good in my eyes that very few film franchises do. Making consistently good films that keep people engaged. With Endgame ending the story in my eyes i don't know where it can go?
Ready Player One is essentially fanboyism taken to a extreme that almost seems unbelelivable until i go on Deviant Art or Tumblr and see so much creepy shit that makes me question if being a fan is innocent.
Then i ask myself am i a fan of stuff and not anymore to a lot of things. Star Trek went and forgot what it was, Star Wars turned into "force is female", Mass Effect went up and died due to Mass Effect 3's vague and shitty ending killing any interest and the sequel ranged from average at best to so bad its good in a mad minute, Rockstar games in my eyes are the only company capable of making great games while pleasing fans even then the online components are subpar and the talent that made the writing good are gone so wait and see with the next game imo. I can go on and on.
Bob just pisses me off he's both a culture consomer and a culture critic you can only be one and when media goes political its no longer enjoyable.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Dear God! Can anyone tell me what the hell this "creative class" and "intellectual labor" is supposed to mean? From where I stand they are fabricated terms Bob uses to make himself sound smarter than he really is (and failing miserably.) Either that or they are euphemisms for "useless fat ass who's too lazy to get a useful job."
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They're people who produce Democrat propaganda. Any creatives who are right wing are part of the machine of systemic oppression and should be locked up.

As for that "Racism Iceberg" cartoon, it should really have "Right wingers and liberal moderates brave enough to express their thoughts in public" as the exposed part of the iceberg and "Right-wingers and Liberal moderates who are going to vote for Trump" as the hidden part of the iceberg.

Also, would it be too mean of me to reply to Chris' e-begging with "Get a Job."? Because it sounds like Chris doesn't have a job anymore, what with him making so many videos in so short a time. Hell, going on the Dole and living off of unemployment would be a far better alternative for Chris than trying to follow in his brother's already failing footsteps. So far, Chris has hustled people into giving him 501 dollars a month, and that's probably because they either support his brother or feel sorry for his tardbaby. I'm sure Chris could squeeze even more out of his enablers, but he's never going to get the money needed to turn it into a full time career to support his family. Even if he could make 3000 dollars a month like Bob does, he'd be no better at stretching it into a livable budget than Bob has. Especially with his penchant for 14 dollar artisanal microbrews.
 
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Positron said:
He is angry at randos over nothing at all:
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This whole fiasco reminds me of Chris-chan and his imposter. If you are so scared that someone is going to take your physical likeness, you have already placed yourself way too high on your self esteem. Like good grief, how can you also make yourself sound so pretentious and weak in a manner such as this.

"I don't think you're a "bot." I merely think the very concerned with temperament decorum persona you're affecting feels phony - or, at least, profoundly disingenuous under the circumstances."

What the actual hell does that mean??? You try your hardest to be intelligent and yet you almost say nothing at all!
I can just picture this dude flipping through a dictionary on each tweet, hunched over, trying to find the biggest words, and then, with bated breath and sweaty throbbing thumbs, sending it. Then He rises-confident that his tweet destroyed the opposition-and settles his blood lust with a "small meal."

 
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Vice Bold said:
This whole fiasco reminds me of Chris-chan and his imposter. If you are so scared that someone is going to take your physical likeness, you have already placed yourself way too high on your self esteem. Like good grief, how can you also make yourself sound so pretentious and weak in a manner such as this.

"I don't think you're a "bot." I merely think the very concerned with temperament decorum persona you're affecting feels phony - or, at least, profoundly disingenuous under the circumstances."

What the actual hell does that mean??? You try your hardest to be intelligent and yet you almost say nothing at all!
I can just picture this dude flipping through a dictionary on each tweet, hunched over, trying to find the biggest words, and then, with bated breath and sweaty throbbing thumbs, sending it. Then He rises-confident that his tweet destroyed the opposition-and settles his blood lust with a "small meal."
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Its just bob using 4d thinking that is imperceptible to mortals.
 
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Chris’s begging used to make me wince and laugh, but now the ferocity and frequency of his begging has me wondering if this nigger was dumb enough to quit his engineering job to pursue e-celebrity. In whose world does $1 “go very far” as he claims? And why does this literally-who think ANYONE GAF about what cultural influences encouraged him to grow up to be a loser like his brother? I already know what to steer my kids clear of, I don’t need to pay Chris Chipman for his cautionary tale. Even his own wife and mother wouldn’t be interested enough to listen to his shit.
 
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hmmm its like as things get more popular and make more money they get progressively worse. almost like....some force just....sucks the good stuff out. Drains it of value and all radical commentary on the world. Can't wait for New Vegas 2 where washed up 90s singers will sell dlc music packs and we can save my child-dad or Father-son from the evil bad guys.
 
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