Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Silent Observer]

So this was all just a pity ploy to try to garner more hipster welfare?

Trump is trying to get rid of welfare, which I wouldn't mind, if he wasn't going after people with pre-existing conditions.

Or are you talking about Bob?

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I hope you aren't talking about me. I am employed and pay taxes my bro. I said from the beginning that I am liberal-leaning, so DO NOT BE MAD if you make conservative arguments and I make liberal counterarguments (although if you've read my shit you know I'm proudly Islamophobic and arguably transphobic and anti-Semitic, so even calling me liberal is DEFINITELY NOT ACCURATE).

If you are asking if I vote Democrat to support welfare for persons with pre existing conditions, including those I care about, THEN YEA. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. MAYBE TRUMP SHOULD HAVE SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS PROGRESSING HEALTHCARE INSTEAD OF GUTTING IT. Again don't pull that "Lib NEET Cuck" shit on me, just because you know Trump is too incompetent to be re-elected.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Trump is trying to get rid of welfare, which I wouldn't mind, if he wasn't going after people with pre-existing conditions.

Or are you talking about Bob?

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I hope you aren't talking about me. I am employed and pay taxes my bro. I said from the beginning that I am liberal-leaning, so DO NOT BE MAD if you make conservative arguments and I make liberal counterarguments (although if you've read my shit you know I'm proudly Islamophobic and arguably transphobic and anti-Semitic, so even calling me liberal is DEFINITELY NOT ACCURATE).

If you are asking if I vote Democrat to support welfare for persons with pre existing conditions, including those I care about, THEN YEA. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. MAYBE TRUMP SHOULD HAVE SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS PROGRESSING HEALTHCARE INSTEAD OF GUTTING IT. Again don't pull that "Lib NEET Cuck" shit on me, just because you know Trump is too incompetent to be re-elected.

Lol, calm down.

 

[Silent Observer]

Lol, calm down.

Trigger the libs, barbecue the ribs

To get back on topic. Trump killed Halloween? WTF???? I have criticisms of Trump, but Moviebitch acts like Trump is a Disney Villain who kidnapped Jack Skellington

To get back on topic. Trump killed Halloween? WTF???? I have criticisms of Trump, but Moviebitch acts like Trump is a Disney Villain who kidnapped Jack Skellington

I don't know why Chris thinks this is a good time to shill his patreon. I mean, all he said is that his wife is positive, not that she was suffering from any symptoms. I don't wish death (or really much of anything) on his wife, but I don't see why he would need money if she's just going to be sitting in a room alone for ten days and not dying.

Also, I know that you shouldn't believe anything people say on the internet, but if your friend is real then I hope she doesn't die.

I'm not a leftist, but if I was I would be pulling my hair out at the thought of Bob accusing other people of making leftists look like dicks.

I personally think that Bob's sperging over Halloween events being canceled is a sign of his emotional immaturity. I can only speak from my experience, but once I stopped being a kid Halloween just became another night; a night that I usually was either studying or working. Like unless you're going to some sort of party (something that Bob isn't going to be doing), what's so great about Halloween? I mean, I still like it, but all it is for adults is handing out candy to kids.

To get back on topic. Trump killed Halloween? WTF???? I have criticisms of Trump, but Moviebitch acts like Trump is a Disney Villain who kidnapped Jack Skellington

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So this was all just a pity ploy to try to garner more hipster welfare?

Always has been.

 

[The tired cat]

I honestly cannot wrap my brain why fatboy is pissy about Halloween. As people pointed out its not like he was gonna go to some.party at a bar or with friends, he isnt gonna have like a horror movie marathon. So, what the hell? Actually, its funny here some clubs are still gonna host some night time Halloween parties.

 

[Mola Ram]

I honestly cannot wrap my brain why fatboy is pissy about Halloween. As people pointed out its not like he was gonna go to some.party at a bar or with friends, he isnt gonna have like a horror movie marathon. So, what the hell? Actually, its funny here some clubs are still gonna host some night time Halloween parties.

It's become a holiday dedicated to two things:

1) Pretending to be something you're not.
2) Gluttony.

This is practically one of Bob's High Holy Days.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

1) Pretending to be something you're not.

The troons Bob follows on Twitter are likely having rage fits for this reason as well.

 

[The tired cat]

It's become a holiday dedicated to two things:

1) Pretending to be something you're not.
2) Gluttony.

This is practically one of Bob's High Holy Days.

I guess it makes sense, only on this day he can pretend to be a successful movie writer and not a bastard love child of fat Cenobite and Baron Harkonne

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris says in his video that Bob was “let go, not fired” from Escapist, “probably because of Covid.” I’m sure Bob is thrilled with his bumbling brother for issuing this “clarification.”

If Chris’s family was in dire financial straits, he’d pick up those lucrative engineer consulting gigs he claims are so soul-destroying for him. Begging people to give you money to indulge in your self-centered hobby that gets zero traction, so you don’t have to do real work to pay for your luxuries like house renovations and craft beer collection, is the ultimate display of privilege. Any liberal fans or friends of Chris who support this may as well be Trump voters.

 

[Yoda]

Chris begging to strangers while whining about how he had to take care of his kids for 10 days instead of being able to play with toys and drink craft beer uninterrupted makes him more loathesome than Bob IMO

Chris has had a better trajectory in life than Bob but has still managed to end up only barely one step ahead of his Twitter-addicted NEET brother. Which is more shameful, to have never bothered lifting off at all or willingly crashing to Earth to avoid responsibility and instead satiate your childish wants?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Chris says in his video that Bob was “let go, not fired” from Escapist, “probably because of Covid.” I’m sure Bob is thrilled with his bumbling brother for issuing this “clarification.”

If Chris’s family was in dire financial straits, he’d pick up those lucrative engineer consulting gigs he claims are so soul-destroying for him. Begging people to give you money to indulge in your self-centered hobby that gets zero traction, so you don’t have to do real work to pay for your luxuries like house renovations and craft beer collection, is the ultimate display of privilege. Any liberal fans or friends of Chris who support this may as well be Trump voters.

"I agree with you politics please give money. I dance in dinosaur suit because I'm mentally handicapped."

Momma Mia, i tell you, never a shortage of ehores and paypigs... but fuck, you would think these niggas would at least blow money on something slightly entertaining.

 

[Flexo]

No offense, bro, but either you are a mindless sheep, you think the majority of America are mindless sheep. You honestly think that if November comes, and Trump loses, and he just decides to whip out an executive order and declare himself President For Life, that Congress, the Military, and Law Enforcement across the country will just bow down like robots who were given a mass input command?....
(I realize you aren't saying that will happen, but even the POSSIBILITY of it happening is ridiculous...)


Nigga, you soundin like BOB.....

You have any idea what hypotheticals or mental exercises actually are? Or know how if...then statements operate?

Don't be autistic pal.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris begging to strangers while whining about how he had to take care of his kids for 10 days instead of being able to play with toys and drink craft beer uninterrupted makes him more loathesome than Bob IMO

And I’m very certain he roped his elderly mother into helping him with the kids, “isolation” be damned. Poor Pat. She has to wonder where she and her husband went wrong with these two.

 

[BubbleButt]

Chris says in his video that Bob was “let go, not fired” from Escapist

Besides semantics, there are literally no differences between these two things.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I forgot that when Chris claimed Bob was let go “probably because of Covid,” he added, “probably because there are no movies to review!” The cope is painful to watch.

 

[BubbleButt]

I forgot that when Chris claimed Bob was let go “probably because of Covid,” he added, “probably because there are no movies to review!” The cope is painful to watch.

There's at least a hundred years of interesting cinematic history to go back to, with movies just because there are no new releases doesn't mean that there's nothing to talk about, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE ESCAPIST HAS ANOTHER PUDGY LOSER DOING MOVIE VIDEOS.

This is Bob being fired because he's a fucking loser, there's nothing else to it.

 

[Mola Ram]

There's at least a hundred years of interesting cinematic history to go back to, with movies just because there are no new releases doesn't mean that there's nothing to talk about, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE ESCAPIST HAS ANOTHER PUDGY LOSER DOING MOVIE VIDEOS.

This is Bob being fired because he's a fucking loser, there's nothing else to it.

Meh, there are plenty of losers at The Escapist (or any webzine). Bob is a breed apart because he's not just a loser, he's also an angry, hate-filled shithead who can't keep his mouth shut on Twitter.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

No offense, bro, but either you are a mindless sheep, you think the majority of America are mindless sheep. You honestly think that if November comes, and Trump loses, and he just decides to whip out an executive order and declare himself President For Life, that Congress, the Military, and Law Enforcement across the country will just bow down like robots who were given a mass input command?....
(I realize you aren't saying that will happen, but even the POSSIBILITY of it happening is ridiculous...)


Nigga, you soundin like BOB.....

You mean the Law Enforcement who for months have been shitted on by a defund them movement led by Democrats? You think they wouldn't jump at the chance to crack some heads if Trump said there would be no ramifications in his new order?

Who will fight back? The public who stayed locked in their homes for months due to fear.

The only thing that keeps anything like that from happening is the fact our citizens are well armored.

Irony is for all the Republicans are fascist rants the left make its the Republicans who usually defend the 1st and 2nd amendments and thus keep the Republic free.

The whole it could never happen here line went out the window with 2020 with how fast we did what we were told when scared.

And what's more frightening is Bob and his ilk know it.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

And I’m very certain he roped his elderly mother into helping him with the kids, “isolation” be damned. Poor Pat. She has to wonder where she and her husband went wrong with these two.

She’s the reason they are useless fucks. Do you think their drunk father put anything into raising his kids?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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