Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

These people see it as a zero-sum "haha, we took the chuds' franchises from them!" They don't care that Didney Star Wars hasn't made much of a cultural footprint and is pretty much culturally irrelevant.

And Phase 4 looks DOA even without Gavin Newsome fucking Disney up.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The superior future is the 12th sequel to a space fantasy movie where the plot has degenerated to a video game filler quest, Chud.

Also, quick question: Did Chip actually quit his job to dodge the Wu-Coof?

I wasn't paying attention to Bob for a while.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know, if Chris was honest about his situation, it wouldn’t be so disgusting.

• Acknowledge that he and his wife are extremely blessed to have the advantage (I hate misuse of the P-word) of being a single-income household, something utterly out of reach for many of their friends and family, as well as tens of millions of Americans.
• Remind everyone that lucrative engineer consulting gigs are available to him, but he chooses not to take them. (He claims this is a mental health choice. I’m not unsympathetic to that, but when you have kids, you do what the fuck you have to do to keep THEM healthy, with adequate medical care and food on the table.)
• Hold his hands up and say, “I know I’ve invoked my daughter’s special needs in urging you to give me money. But anyone who follows me can also see that — despite the pandemic and being a single-income household — I also splurge on luxuries like my craft beer collection, expensive toys, and technology. We will soon be adding home renovations to that list.”
• Admit that there are many more worthy, genuinely needy recipients of charitable dollars

He’d never do it, because he’s a self-centered shyster. But for all of Chris Chipman’s bellyaching about white cishet male privilege and unquenchable thirst for more capital, he practices these shameful behaviors more shamelessly than any other person I can think of.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He’s a hateful asshole who manages to horrify and offend people on both sides of the aisle by advocating genocide as a means of establishing a leftist consoomerist dictatorship.

If that sounds like someone that has any valuable insights on culture, shoot yourself. Immediately.

FTFY. Blobert is only pro leftist because it's what the cool Hollywood people support. In a bizarro world where the Third Reich won and Leni Riefenstahl was considered the greatest filmmaker of all time, he'd be cheerleading Nazism as long as it provided him a constant stream of popcorn entertainment.


He's not ideologically principled. He just pretends to be in his quest for a powerful group to be accepted by and as a way to feign intelligence. He really just wants cool toys to play with, a crumb of pussy, and brutal revenge on anyone who ever made fun of him.

^What Bob fantasizes about but is too chickenshit to do.

 

[BubbleButt]

Why should I support white man Chris over some brown-colored creator?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

lol Null started talking about Bob again on his MaTI stream today but only made it about 5 minutes before he got bored with Bob and went to another topic. Most of that time was spent talking about Memeology. Bob is so pathetic even Null cannot make himself talk about his firing.

Why should I support white man Chris over some brown-colored creator?

Because you're racist?

 

[Jones McCann]

The coda of the latest splat between Bobby and Peter Coffin, about returning to return to normalcy:
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Always WORDS WORDS WORDS, something Blob should perhaps take to heart: brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Lensherr]

Conservatives get Anime. We get Brie Larson and Rey.
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Does Bob even truly care about any of the aforementioned franchises anymore outside of using them as props to dunk on people that he hates? Because I get the feeling that the thought of crushing his perceived enemies and making them suffer is the only thing that truly gives him any joy these days.

 

[Mola Ram]

Always WORDS WORDS WORDS, something Blob should perhaps take to heart: brevity is the soul of wit.

Which makes him pretty fuckin' witless.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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You can see the Bob's lack of understanding of the world in this post.

Bob does not acknowledge doers. Thinkers need capable men to build the things they dream up. Thought alone does not put a tunnel under an ocean but Bob hates people of action and therefore refuses to think about them.

He also leaves out eaters.

 

[TopTierHealer]

He did make that eugenics joke though. And it was pretty obviously a joke because of how over the top it was. It was a terrible joke that he shouldn't have made, to be clear.

This is what a sheltered childhood brings you. I know this is from TvAutism but it still baffles me that they can't read fucking intent from a message. They are applying the 3 arc structure that most movies (hell, all movies) have to a social situation: setup "Bob senpai showed his wit online", confrontation, "The chuds have called Bob sempai an idiot", resolution, "It was just a joke, bro!".
Do they imagine themselves in a tv courtroom playing the cool, hip lawyer that runs laps around his opposition by making a be-all end-all statement? It's infuriating that the "gotcha" culture has gone so far.
"You see, it was clearly a joke because these are rubes and they are rubes because they don't like Bob Senpai" (and then everyone stood and clapped).

I swear, is the "Bob or Hitler" link active? Because I think that would shut up the debate pretty quickly. The more loyal will say:

Argument: These were taken out of context
Reply: you can see the archive to each tweet, the pattern is clear, Bob's thesis is that if all the midwesterners were to be genocided the perfect future would happen.

Argument: You're an insane stalker for compiling all that
Reply: You're the one that kept citing the age of the tweet - these ones are from 2019 onwards, your sempai has gotten more unhinged. Either admit it or shut up.

Argument: It was al just a prank, bro
Reply: it's a pattern, it has the same targets and if it's a bit why does Bob Chipman not make a formal statement that his Moviebob that hates the midwest is a persona?

Argument: He's an e-celeb, he need to tweet to stay relevant in our culture and all media is political
Reply: He's a tv-man, videogame man. He is not fit to weight on anything outside of that niche.

Argument: I'm blocking you
Reply: rope yourself trannyfaggot.

 

[Ashen One]

Why does Bob, and his defenders like this guy, always say that the eugenics tweet was a joke? Am I thinking of the wrong tweet? Isn't it that one about how Bob wishes nazis hadn't appropriated the term "eugenics"? How is that a joke? He's just saying that he is an eugenicist but can't say it clearly because people equate being an eugenicist to being a nazi. That's not a joke.

What's funny is how people like that at first argue how "he's not an eugenicist!!!", but if the discussion goes on it becomes "there's nothing wrong with being an eugenicist against nazis/conservatives/Trump supporters.", thus proving that they see no problem with eugenics, as long as it's targeted against the "deplorables".

Let's assume for a minute that Bob's famous eugenics tweet was a joke. Bob was just playing around when he said he wished the nazis hadn't sullied the term eugenics, the silly goof! You can't possibly call the man an eugenicist just for that one tweet!

It's a good thing Bob has hundreds upon hundreds of other Tweets where he constantly says he doesn't consider conservatives people, wishes they would just roll over and die for interfering with the SUPERIAH FOOTCHA HE EARNED, hopes public figures who don't align with him would die, wishes misfortune on people who disagree with his opinions, hopes rural communities become rife with drug problems and poverty and wither away, and so many others classic hits.

So congratulations! You can argue Bob isn't an eugenicist.

He's still a legitimately awful person who dehumanizes others every time he opens his bottomless pit of a maw, treats women who disagree with him worse than many misogynists, shittalks other people's appearances despite looking like a raw misshaped lumpy potato, has such a hilariously inflated ego that he believes his work as a YouTube movie reviewer is important and has EARNED him anything, is such a loathsome individual that people on his own "side" hate his guts, is a thin skinned little bitch who backpedals hard whenever he gets criticized for anything despite "being from BAHSTAN, and in BAHSTAN we fight", and hasn't improved in his own craft since he started making videos over a decade ago.

MovieBob getting fired (again) for being a hateful prick couldn't have happened to a nicer person. "Bad things should happen to bad people, and it's often funny when they do."

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=16033670870A37950100&page=1#15

Some bad takes on bob

I am too. I actually don't know much about Moviebob; I've just heard his name tossed around by Yahtzee and Jack Packard.

I tried to find a video about his firing to find out what it was about since I heard he was "fired for his views". That can mean a lot of things, good and bad. I found a video on You Tube talking about it, but within minutes it turned into aggressively grave-dancing the demise of an "One of the biggest SJW reviewers", which told me two things. One, no explanation of what had happened coming from this guy was going to be meritorious and two, I should definitely check out some of Moviebob's work.

People who piss off people who like to scream about "SJWs" generally have some pretty good things to say.

He parted ways with the Escapist after management decided to embrace Lamergate. Then new management decided to be not evil, and he and Shamus Young were invited back. More recently, he's left again, but according to himself it's just because his contract ended

comes up, there's a bunch of people in rural areas who start wailing about it instantly and a lot of American politicians seem to want to please those people all the time. They're mostly whipped up by Fox News and Bob is really overstating the issue those people are.

The thing that bothers me about the sort of hate mob he has is that a lot of it is based on stuff that...is either wrong or not weird. Like, half the people who mob him on Twitter will post a picture of an overweight man in a Mario costume, apparently under the impression the picture is Bob. It's not, it's some other guy that doesn't actually look much like him at all, but it's apparently supposed to be a devastating attack? Also something about him skipping his grandmother's funeral to play a video game (didn't happen) and something about him marinating chicken in Mountain Dew once. Not actually that strange, using soda as a marinade is pretty common in a lot of places. He did make that eugenics joke though. And it was pretty obviously a joke because of how over the top it was. It was a terrible joke that he shouldn't have made, to be clear.

My read on him is that he's a really good media analyst when he wants to try, has kind of an iffy sense of humor, and he really doesn't deserve the hate mob he attracted, if only because of their bizarre incoherency and insistence on attacking him on specific, wrong, things.

The thing with the picture of the other guy is especially weird because like, Bob has videos with his face in them. It's not that hard to find out what he looks like and posting a picture of an entirely unrelated person isn't much of a gotcha.

You are a legitimately stupid fool if you couldn't see that Bob loves eugenics, was the one in the Mario outfit, and think he has any good media analysis or criticism. Just from your post, I believe I've developed giga-cancer.

 

[Rekkington]

Let's assume for a minute that Bob's famous eugenics tweet was a joke. Bob was just playing around when he said he wished the nazis hadn't sullied the term eugenics, the silly goof! You can't possibly call the man an eugenicist just for that one tweet!

It's a good thing Bob has hundreds upon hundreds of other Tweets where he constantly says he doesn't consider conservatives people, wishes they would just roll over and die for interfering with the SUPERIAH FOOTCHA HE EARNED, hopes public figures who don't align with him would die, wishes misfortune on people who disagree with his opinions, hopes rural communities become rife with drug problems and poverty and wither away, and so many others classic hits.

So congratulations! You can argue Bob isn't an eugenicist.

He's still a legitimately awful person who dehumanizes others every time he opens his bottomless pit of a maw, treats women who disagree with him worse than many misogynists, shittalks other people's appearances despite looking like a raw misshaped lumpy potato, has such a hilariously inflated ego that he believes his work as a YouTube movie reviewer is important and has EARNED him anything, is such a loathsome individual that people on his own "side" hate his guts, is a thin skinned little bitch who backpedals hard whenever he gets criticized for anything despite "being from BAHSTAN, and in BAHSTAN we fight", and hasn't improved in his own craft since he started making videos over a decade ago.

MovieBob getting fired (again) for being a hateful prick couldn't have happened to a nicer person. "Bad things should happen to bad people, and it's often funny when they do."

Let's be clear: Bob does not joke. Bob has never in his career made a joke. He can do crude parody of people who bullied him in high school, he can go on Twitter and do eyeroll emojis, he can do extremely heavy sarcasm (usually ending with a Reddit-tier "this is sarcasm btw for the idiots out there") but he is neither emotionally capable nor socially aware enough to fuck with people online.
This is a man who got very personally angry with Pixels, he's stuck in that early-stage angry pop culture obsessive guy. Those people aren't funny, it's why all their sketches and skits fail and they have dead soulless eyes.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Jesus, he honestly thinks this is a fair trade, huh? I can think of at least five strong and well-built female characters in manga and anime that kick Captain Marvel and Rey Palpatine to the curb, and as far as I know, Japan never gave a shit about feminism as much as we filthy gaijin do.

It could be argued that the lack of feminism is the cause. I once heard that Shirow features a lot of strong women in his work because that's his fetish.

Do they imagine themselves in a tv courtroom playing the cool, hip lawyer that runs laps around his opposition by making a be-all end-all statement? It's infuriating that the "gotcha" culture has gone so far.

Yes.

I remember a video from some lefty YouTuber (I think it was the "angry jack is gamergate" guy, but I'm not sure) that tried to argue that the left make that exact mistake. Imagining themselves delivering the long winded verbal smackdown against the bad guy.

What they (and the video) fails to realise is that their arguments are shit, so it doesn't work.

It might also explain why they often announce they block people.

 

[Ashen One]

Let's be clear: Bob does not joke. Bob has never in his career made a joke. He can do crude parody of people who bullied him in high school, he can go on Twitter and do eyeroll emojis, he can do extremely heavy sarcasm (usually ending with a Reddit-tier "this is sarcasm btw for the idiots out there") but he is neither emotionally capable nor socially aware enough to fuck with people online.
This is a man who got very personally angry with Pixels, he's stuck in that early-stage angry pop culture obsessive guy. Those people aren't funny, it's why all their sketches and skits fail and they have dead soulless eyes.

Oh don't misunderstand me. Bob's tweets and his overwhelming hatred for the obsolete mayonnaise ghouls are disturbingly genuine. The guy's a petty tyrant, throwing tantrums because he has no power to fuck over the people he dislikes. The "It's taken out context" or "He was just joking" excuses don't work for Bob, because those tweets aren't isolated incidents, just the more common examples people like to point out to.

Bob grew up watching movies where the bullied nerd defeats the evil jocks in the end and grows up to be successful, and he never forgave the world for not giving him the same treatment.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=16033670870A37950100&page=1#15

Some bad takes on bob

I am too. I actually don't know much about Moviebob; I've just heard his name tossed around by Yahtzee and Jack Packard.

I tried to find a video about his firing to find out what it was about since I heard he was "fired for his views". That can mean a lot of things, good and bad. I found a video on You Tube talking about it, but within minutes it turned into aggressively grave-dancing the demise of an "One of the biggest SJW reviewers", which told me two things. One, no explanation of what had happened coming from this guy was going to be meritorious and two, I should definitely check out some of Moviebob's work.

People who piss off people who like to scream about "SJWs" generally have some pretty good things to say.

He parted ways with the Escapist after management decided to embrace Lamergate. Then new management decided to be not evil, and he and Shamus Young were invited back. More recently, he's left again, but according to himself it's just because his contract ended

comes up, there's a bunch of people in rural areas who start wailing about it instantly and a lot of American politicians seem to want to please those people all the time. They're mostly whipped up by Fox News and Bob is really overstating the issue those people are.

The thing that bothers me about the sort of hate mob he has is that a lot of it is based on stuff that...is either wrong or not weird. Like, half the people who mob him on Twitter will post a picture of an overweight man in a Mario costume, apparently under the impression the picture is Bob. It's not, it's some other guy that doesn't actually look much like him at all, but it's apparently supposed to be a devastating attack? Also something about him skipping his grandmother's funeral to play a video game (didn't happen) and something about him marinating chicken in Mountain Dew once. Not actually that strange, using soda as a marinade is pretty common in a lot of places. He did make that eugenics joke though. And it was pretty obviously a joke because of how over the top it was. It was a terrible joke that he shouldn't have made, to be clear.

My read on him is that he's a really good media analyst when he wants to try, has kind of an iffy sense of humor, and he really doesn't deserve the hate mob he attracted, if only because of their bizarre incoherency and insistence on attacking him on specific, wrong, things.

The thing with the picture of the other guy is especially weird because like, Bob has videos with his face in them. It's not that hard to find out what he looks like and posting a picture of an entirely unrelated person isn't much of a gotcha.

TV Tropers be like: Flagrantly wrong information in a faux-thoughtful tone.

The funniest thing is the idiots sperging at length about the Mario picture and how baffled they are that people have confused it for Moviebob. They've somehow confused this picture:

which is one of "Moviebob" that I believe comes from Encyclopedia Dramatica and obviously isn't actually him (it's a joke about how fat ugly white male feminists all look the same) with this picture:

which is definitely actually him. The picture is still on his fucking blog.

They're doing the exact thing they're expressing bafflement at other people for doing. I thought you had to be Xanderhal to self-own this hard with no outside interference.

 

[BubbleButt]

I just feel bad for Juan Ortiz for looking even remotely similar to Cellulite del Celluloid.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Norwegians

People who live in the Bay Area. Everything is expensive there. EVERYTHING.

 

[Intensening Rapeye]

Let's be clear: Bob does not joke. Bob has never in his career made a joke. He can do crude parody of people who bullied him in high school, he can go on Twitter and do eyeroll emojis, he can do extremely heavy sarcasm (usually ending with a Reddit-tier "this is sarcasm btw for the idiots out there") but he is neither emotionally capable nor socially aware enough to fuck with people online.
This is a man who got very personally angry with Pixels, he's stuck in that early-stage angry pop culture obsessive guy. Those people aren't funny, it's why all their sketches and skits fail and they have dead soulless eyes.

Gunna work on a sick rap about this sizzle.