Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

He illustrates the same pattern of behavior where the artists know better and the plebs should just shut up and accept it. He was like that with Mass Effect 3, TLJ, Sonic, and Justice League.

Is it his own projection of not wanting to take criticism?

 

[instythot]

Chris looks like an ogre and Bobby looks like the fat cenobite from Hellraiser.
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Bob looks like he thinks he looks like Duke Nukem

How does a man so fat have cheeks that hollow?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Bob looks like he thinks he looks like Duke Nukem

How does a man so fat have cheeks that hollow?

I'm pretty sure he's never touched a vegetable. Definitely not... a kiwi.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Is it his own projection of not wanting to take criticism?

I wish. At least that is "humane" excuse.
For Bob, it is more due to his deep rooted hatred to many groups in society which make him always take the opposite stance to them.
E.G. He hates gamers, so he will enjoy corporations destroying ME.
Generally, you should always look in any stance he takes which group he is trying to spite.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Another billion dollars easy

Why even do this? An obvious Austin Powers revival would be to have the goofy 60s secret agent in the grim and gritty bourne/craig spy world. Foiling MMA martial arts masters with a judo chop. Breaking into the impenetrable embassy by wooing the receptionist. Meanwhile, Dr Evil is butting heads with middle eastern terrorists building a dirty bomb, and eventually helps Powers because he wants the old days of moon lasers and earthquake machines back.

Obvious, but better than trying to do a send up of XXX.

Autistic ramblings

How is that any different from Bob, a eugenicist that makes Mountain Dew chicken?

Is there any big movie that is marketed to nerds and had lesbians having sex that would make Bob gush in cringey fashion?

She Wolf of the SS?

Is it his own projection of not wanting to take criticism?

I think it's more a remnant of those old controversies like Mass Effect 3 and Dragon Age 2. The enlightened game journalism elite were on the side of "auteur theory" and telling the plebs to shut up and consoom. It's held steady since then. Bob had no interest in Mass Effect, and never even played the games or saw the ending when he decided to condemn fans. He hasn't really showed interest in Cuties either other than it's use to own the obsoletes. (Ninja'd by @TigerGoblin )

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Why even do this? An obvious Austin Powers revival would be to have the goofy 60s secret agent in the grim and gritty bourne/craig spy world. Foiling MMA martial arts masters with a judo chop. Breaking into the impenetrable embassy by wooing the receptionist. Meanwhile, Dr Evil is butting heads with middle eastern terrorists building a dirty bomb, and eventually helps Powers because he wants the old days of moon lasers and earthquake machines back.

Obvious, but better than trying to do a send up of XXX.


How is that any different from Bob, a eugenicist that makes Mountain Dew chicken?


She Wolf of the SS?


I think it's more a remnant of those old controversies like Mass Effect 3 and Dragon Age 2. The enlightened game journalism elite were on the side of "auteur theory" and telling the plebs to shut up and consoom. It's held steady since then. Bob had no interest in Mass Effect, and never even played the games or saw the ending when he decided to condemn fans. He hasn't really showed interest in Cuties either other than it's use to own the obsoletes. (Ninja'd by @TigerGoblin )

I think a while back he tried to pitch an Austin Powers reboot to show how the 90s way of thinking was antiquated compared to today's modern sensibilities.

 

[Rei is shit]

Robert totally isn't mad


Robert reminds us that he is learning Chinese


I wonder why he made that mistake.....

Spoiler

And regarding his dumb Alaska take, someone corrected him.


But hours later he was still big mad

 

[Burntglove]

Basically, yeah. The "Snyder Cut" refers to the Justice League movie, which Zack Snyder was the original director of. He had to leave the project due to the tragedy of his daughter committing suicide, and Warner Bros. hired Joss Whedon to finish up the movie so that it could still release on time. Joss did a bunch of reshoots and changed a lot of the tone of the movie, and it's glaringly obvious whenever a scene changes from things Zack filmed to things Joss threw in. The result was a clusterfuck of a film, and fans of Snyder and the DCEU felt that Joss ruined Zack's vision and was the primary source of blame.

Anyway, rumors began circulating that Snyder's original cut of Justice League was somewhere at Warner Bros., even spurred along by tweets from Zack himself showing off his original script, and fans started the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut campaign to get them to release the original, unedited version of the film. This continued for literally years until finally, just a couple months ago, Warner announced that Snyder was being given the go-ahead to produce the full movie as a four-hour epic to be released on HBO Max. They also showed a trailer with scenes that weren't in the original movie that suggested certain issues would be addressed, like the jarring tone shifts, lackluster CGI, and lack of characterization for some of the cast (cough cough Cyborg). Fans rejoiced at finally being heard and the prospect of getting to see Justice League as it was originally intended. While I'm no Snyder fanboy, I'm glad that he's getting the opportunity to tell the story as he originally intended, and regardless of the quality of the finished product, I'm sure that it will at least be more consistent than the cinematic nightmare that was the theatrical release.

Bob, meanwhile, viewing everything through his high school mentality, believes that Warner should have never caved to "entitled fans," that they should have told them to fuck off and accept whatever drivel they've been given and be grateful they were getting even that much. He believes that the DCEU's fanbase is nothing but the jocks and dudebros that bullied him (or at least he claims bullied him), unlike the enlightened thinkers who love the MCU (i.e., Bobby), and as such they deserve nothing but contempt and scorn. Yes, he's just that petty, but we already knew that.

I feel like it would break Bobby's brain if he realized that it was the Republicans who wanted to go full scorched earth on the South, to the point that they almost successfully impeached Johnson who wanted a more peaceful reconciliation. The thought of actually agreeing with the GOP on anything would probably make him short circuit.

Aside from that and the ludicrous assertion that not going full genocide on the South gave rise to the Nazis, Bob displays his typical short-sighted nature here. The truth is, when you go full oppressor on a group of people, regardless of if you can argue whether they deserve it or not, all you do is breed further hatred and resentment. And if the tables turn and you find yourself on the receiving end, you shouldn't expect mercy from the formerly oppressed. The only path forward that has a chance of stopping the cycle of violence is to find a way to resolve a conflict peacefully, not blast your opposition to kingdom come. Smoothbrain Bob and his ilk don't understand this notion because all they care about is revenge, never thinking about what might happen if their targets fought back.

And remember Bob: just because you don't have these problems yet (and I'm incredibly doubtful you're not diabetic with how you look and eat), doesn't mean you're not way more likely to get them than you would be if you shed some weight and actually bothered to exercise. You're likely going to eat yourself into an earlier grave than you needed to, and it will have been nobody's fault but your own. Trump didn't steal your future, you did.

My understanding was that the film was unfinished when Wheldon came abroad and Warner Bros were in their panic phase of 'fix films already in production', so either the hiring or mandate behind Whedon's work was to make it like Marvel. Because that's what they wanted to compete with, while also keeping the audience they'd hooked with Man of Steel and BvS. In essence, the execs pushed two completely different filmmakers' visions together into a single piece, it was a mess, and the public at large didn't care who was to blame, they just agreed it sucked. Snyder fans, on the other hand, believe that Whedon was the one to blame and began their campaign to get his cut released, in part because, as you mentioned, Snyder himself would talk about it, and there was a lot of talk about unfinished work and his cut being so much better (with a film as bad as the final product this is not a hard claim to believe).
The point of all that rambling is that the mess of the film was down to executive meddling more than the director they chose. After all, if Warner wanted to finish the version of the film Snyder had in mind, there are plenty of directors who could have finished the piece relatively faithful to the original vision - and if that had been their intent there's no way they'd hire a director like Joss Whedon to do it.
With all of that being said, with all my spergy defending of Whedon and total lack of faith that the Snyder cut will be anything more than a trainwreck, I'm happy enough it's happening. Because what happened to the man sucked, and I can always appreciate an artist getting to realise their vision for any project (barring degenerate crap like Cuties). Basic human decency and artistic integrity would surely dictate you feel at worst apathy for this cut being released, because who is it hurting at the end of the day? But not Bob, because Bob is a hateful soul who sees even trivial shit like taste in blockbusters as an epic battle of good vs evil, rather than just different people enjoying different stuff. Probably because, deep down, he knows its the only thing anyone has ever argued he has any knowledge or insight into. If he can't convince himself it's a mighty moral struggle then he'd be admitting that his place in the world isn't as a Captain America or Mario of the world, but as an unimportant background extra.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Boomer Robert tries to meme:
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If you need to explain your joke, it probably isn't a very good joke.

Man who has never felt the loving touch of a woman tells other men how they should live.

 

[BubbleButt]

Chad-yes-dot-meme

Looks like he's talking to a dipswitch that always confuses the forms of "your"

 

[Positron]

Basically, yeah. The "Snyder Cut" refers to the Justice League movie, which Zack Snyder was the original director of. He had to leave the project due to the tragedy of his daughter committing suicide, and Warner Bros. hired Joss Whedon to finish up the movie so that it could still release on time.

Ah it's clear now thank you! Bobby sees the Synder's Cut as a dirty peasant rebellion against the Patron Saint of Male Feminists, Joss Whedon.

And remember Bob: just because you don't have these problems yet (and I'm incredibly doubtful you're not diabetic with how you look and eat), doesn't mean you're not way more likely to get them than you would be if you shed some weight and actually bothered to exercise.

Bobby taking care of his health, if indeed true (big doubt obviously), would be a good thing for us. Unlike the letter writer I don't want him to die within the next decade; I want him to live to see the first BIPOC AFAB genderqueer president, who will fail to bring about moon wheat, lunar tourism, or robotic bodies.

Peter Coffin rightly picks at Bob's latest "fascism" spiel":



To be fair Bobby didn't say "making things better for everyone causes fascism"; he said "making things better for marginalized groups, in the presence of mayo ghouls, causes fascism" with the unspoken "making things better for non-marginalized groups is prima facie fascism".

When someone claims "Biden wants to dismantle this country", he is no longer recognizably human:


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It is still clear as mud, but it seems we may infer that Bobby considers "codependency" a Superior Future thing. Independence reeks of rugged masculinity and mayonnaise.

For all his grandstanding about covid, Bobby only want to go to bars and arcades. In other words, to consoom:


Kids need to "evolve" how they celebrate Halloween:

Normally I'd say "You can't always have what you want; you can't always have things go your way" is an essential lesson for kids. But given what we know about Chris, what he says here is an empty grandstanding -- he can't tolerate people doing things he doesn't want: when people talk shit about his brother's book he demands to talk to their boss (but of course not meaning to get them fired).

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I think a while back he tried to pitch an Austin Powers reboot to show how the 90s way of thinking was antiquated compared to today's modern sensibilities.

How creative. Just do what the original movie did and instead of showing how immature the original free love 60s were in comparison to the responsible safe sex 90s, just show how racist and sexist the 90s were in comparison to the "ultrawoke" 2020s. "Polyamory and lesbians are cool now!" says Bob's self-insert version of Austin Powers as he does a thumbs up between two Asian trannys with big fake tits. The sequels to the original Austin Powers movie were bad enough in their backpedaling of Austin's character to make him embrace degeneracy once again, (even going so far as to turn his wife into a fembot and kill her off so Austin could be free to fuck around.) You'd think Bob would be satisfied with that, but no. He wants the full LGBTBBQ spectrum crammed up Austin's ass by Transwomyn Oddjob with a robo-dildo.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Chris didn’t quit his day job. He just refuses to take the lucrative consulting side gigs that he made sure to tell us are plentiful and available to him. Instead, he creates podcasts and videos nobody wants to see or hear, while throwing pity parties and imploring his friends and family to throw him charity dollars that would be better put to use on almost anyone else. He’s the personification of the selfish cishet white man caricature he tells us he hates. Sure, Jan.

To be honest I kinda find that worse. He's acting like he doesnt have a job with this level of e-begging. I'd be tempted to do some if I suddenly lost mine, but I'd also be doing what I did when I needed a new one in the first place: banging down every door with help wanted on it and submitting resumes everywhere I could. I lucked out and got one that was in my skill set. If I had the chance to take side jobs to like, set up networks or something in my field of experience I would in an instant. I'd ask why he doesnt and instead is doing the e begging thing but I already know the answer: Shilling Patreon is easy.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Only episode 3 is tolerable though. The rest of the prequels are still bad, regardless if Disney's sequels are worse.

In your opinion their bad in mine and a lot of other peoples opinion think their good and in the case of episode 3 2nd best in the saga behind Empire imo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris begs like a man who has no job and no opportunity to make income outside of begging his friends and family for money. Unsurprisingly, it’s wearing thin with his FB friends. This error-ridden, nonsensical post has been copied and pasted to his FB multiple times in the past couple days. Zero likes or comments, still.


This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.



“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

 

[BubbleButt]

THAT'S CLEAN TO THEM?!

 

[Jazz never died!]

How creative. Just do what the original movie did and instead of showing how immature the original free love 60s were in comparison to the responsible safe sex 90s, just show how racist and sexist the 90s were in comparison to the "ultrawoke" 2020s. "Polyamory and lesbians are cool now!" says Bob's self-insert version of Austin Powers as he does a thumbs up between two Asian trannys with big fake tits. The sequels to the original Austin Powers movie were bad enough in their backpedaling of Austin's character to make him embrace degeneracy once again, (even going so far as to turn his wife into a fembot and kill her off so Austin could be free to fuck around.) You'd think Bob would be satisfied with that, but no. He wants the full LGBTBBQ spectrum crammed up Austin's ass by Transwomyn Oddjob with a robo-dildo.

If its a original character in a original movie inspired by Austin Powers (which was a parody/tribute of the spy movies of the 60s) it would be fine. But bob wouldn't know how to make a new movie where he can do what he wants. Why he's lazy and creatively unimaginative.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

THAT'S CLEAN TO THEM?!

Yes. I’m amazed his wife got COVID when that pigsty must have given her quite the immune system.

 

[Mola Ram]

THAT'S CLEAN TO THEM?!

Clean like an average-sized meal!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Chris begs like a man who has no job and no opportunity to make income outside of begging his friends and family for money. Unsurprisingly, it’s wearing thin with his FB friends. This error-ridden, nonsensical post has been copied and pasted to his FB multiple times in the past couple days. Zero likes or comments, still.
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This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.

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“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

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Is that a carpet or a concrete floor? I can't tell.