Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jazz never died!]

Is that a carpet or a concrete floor? I can't tell.

Carpet that needs to be replaced the wood underneath has to be filthy based on experience removing carpets.

 

[Archeopthryx]

I question the sanity of a man displaying a Funko Pop Ghostbusters 2016. Also displaying Funko Pops in general. Also a loaded beyond capacity book case.

 

[Jazz never died!]

I question the sanity of a man displaying a Funko Pop Ghostbusters 2016. Also displaying Funko Pops in general. Also a loaded beyond capacity book case.

How can you be a consumer of pop culture without your toys?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I question the sanity of a man displaying a Funko Pop Ghostbusters 2016. Also displaying Funko Pops in general. Also a loaded beyond capacity book case.

No need to question: Sanity was replaced by a purely consumerist mindset.

I'm not one to fall into pure stereotypes, but really, I see that living room and I can only imagine a stereotypical "Murrica Fuck Yeah" white trash family living in it, except the Chipmans certainly don't have the US's best interests in mind.

 

[Jazz never died!]

No need to question: Sanity was replaced by a purely consumerist mindset.

I'm not one to fall into pure stereotypes, but really, I see that living room and I can only imagine a stereotypical "Murrica Fuck Yeah" white trash family living in it, except the Chipmans certainly don't have the US's best interests in mind.

If it was a white trash house it would be a trailor converted into a home with 7000 speakers and a giant tv and bottles of budwieser not this fake geek shit.

 

[Markorian]

Looks like The Escapist just hired another version of MovieBob:

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The idea that The Escapist fired Bob because they didn't like his politics never seemed particularly plausible tbh (most of the people they've worked with/are currently working with are the same kind of people as Bob). It was probably a cold business decision because he wasn't bringing in the views.
The Escapist thinks that hiring Jack Packard (known for being in a lot of Red Letter Media's content, particularly Best of the Worst) and whoever the fuck Darren Mooney is might rejuvenate their internet presence (it probably won't: literally nobody watches Best of the Worst for Jack Packard and he's tied with Josh for the most disliked by the fandom). Maybe that's why they've had Packard make content with Yahtzee: they know that Yahtzee is the only reason people still watch/read The Escapist content and they're hoping they can somehow get his audience to like Aids Moby, too.

There's absolutely no way beardy cuck is anywhere near as disliked as baldy cuck by the fandom. Sure, people will usually prefer a guest to be the 4th on a best of the worst episode instead of Josh, but I know a lot of fans that will outright skip any episode where AIDS moby is even on the panel at the end.

 

[Jazz never died!]

There's absolutely no way beardy cuck is anywhere near as disliked as baldy cuck by the fandom. Sure, people will usually prefer a guest to be the 4th on a best of the worst episode instead of Josh, but I know a lot of fans that will outright skip any episode where AIDS moby is even on the panel at the end.

I only watched them for Mike, Jay, and Rich. The rest are unfunny hacks and washed up celebrities.

 

[Markorian]

I only watched them for Mike, Jay, and Rich. The rest are unfunny hacks and washed up celebrities.

Mike and Jay are pretty washed up too, but that's definitely the core trio. It's why the canadians are one of the worst guests, as they always take up 2 spots on a panel, excluding at least one of the main 3. Tall beardy canadian would be fine if he wasn't a bundled deal with short, gay, ratlike canadian.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Mike and Jay are pretty washed up too, but that's definitely the core trio. It's why the canadians are one of the worst guests, as they always take up 2 spots on a panel, excluding at least one of the main 3. Tall beardy canadian would be fine if he wasn't a bundled deal with short, gay, ratlike canadian.

Don't mind the canadians if they were on one or two episodes and not a lot it's boring now stoped watching them. Watch avgns movie show he does its good because its the same three people and you know whether or not they like the movie before it starts based on previous episodes.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Rogan is yet another Canadian Liberal supporter who loves to tell Americans what to do while his little buddy Justin breaks every law he can and destroys Canada completely.

My understanding was that the film was unfinished when Wheldon came abroad and Warner Bros were in their panic phase of 'fix films already in production', so either the hiring or mandate behind Whedon's work was to make it like Marvel. Because that's what they wanted to compete with, while also keeping the audience they'd hooked with Man of Steel and BvS. In essence, the execs pushed two completely different filmmakers' visions together into a single piece, it was a mess, and the public at large didn't care who was to blame, they just agreed it sucked. Snyder fans, on the other hand, believe that Whedon was the one to blame and began their campaign to get his cut released, in part because, as you mentioned, Snyder himself would talk about it, and there was a lot of talk about unfinished work and his cut being so much better (with a film as bad as the final product this is not a hard claim to believe).
The point of all that rambling is that the mess of the film was down to executive meddling more than the director they chose. After all, if Warner wanted to finish the version of the film Snyder had in mind, there are plenty of directors who could have finished the piece relatively faithful to the original vision - and if that had been their intent there's no way they'd hire a director like Joss Whedon to do it.
With all of that being said, with all my spergy defending of Whedon and total lack of faith that the Snyder cut will be anything more than a trainwreck, I'm happy enough it's happening. Because what happened to the man sucked, and I can always appreciate an artist getting to realise their vision for any project (barring degenerate crap like Cuties). Basic human decency and artistic integrity would surely dictate you feel at worst apathy for this cut being released, because who is it hurting at the end of the day? But not Bob, because Bob is a hateful soul who sees even trivial shit like taste in blockbusters as an epic battle of good vs evil, rather than just different people enjoying different stuff. Probably because, deep down, he knows its the only thing anyone has ever argued he has any knowledge or insight into. If he can't convince himself it's a mighty moral struggle then he'd be admitting that his place in the world isn't as a Captain America or Mario of the world, but as an unimportant background extra.

Snyder was essentially finished making the film, the cover story about mourning his daughter was bullshit, as she died half a year before they cut him loose from the project. According to insiders, the movie was only needing about 10% of the effects work to be finished, but Warner panicked.

Suicide Squad also had a ton of stuff cut out, as it was supposed to serve as a prelude to the events of Justice League and have parts of the Apokaliptian invasion plot line begin in it, and all that got chopped out. The leaked script with all that stuff left in made a hell of a lot more sense than the “finished” product did.

 

[Pomniman]

This reminds me. @Rekkington made a post recently that I think deserves more attention, because it is a perfect cameo of MovieBob, stripped of the Mario silliness and the lesbian obsessions and even the mayonnaise ghoul hatred and strikes right to his core. This is the essence of MovieBob distilled to a few sentences:

He doesn't have to make jokes because he and his career are already jokes in and of themselves.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Chris begs like a man who has no job and no opportunity to make income outside of begging his friends and family for money. Unsurprisingly, it’s wearing thin with his FB friends. This error-ridden, nonsensical post has been copied and pasted to his FB multiple times in the past couple days. Zero likes or comments, still.
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This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.

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“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

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Is that a carpet or a concrete floor? I can't tell.

The scariest part is: That is actually a white carpet.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Rogan is yet another Canadian Liberal supporter who loves to tell Americans what to do while his little buddy Justin breaks every law he can and destroys Canada completely.

Snyder was essentially finished making the film, the cover story about mourning his daughter was bullshit, as she died half a year before they cut him loose from the project. According to insiders, the movie was only needing about 10% of the effects work to be finished, but Warner panicked.

Sucidie Squad also had a ton of stuff cut out, as it was supposed to serve as a prelude to the events of Justice League and have parts of the Apokaliptian invasion plot line begin in it, and all that got chopped out. The leaked script with all that stuff left in made a hell of a lot more sense than the “finished” product did.

Thats the execs over at warner for you amaing how well Joker is.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Thats the execs over at warner for you amaing how well Joker is.

Joker only managed not to get fucked because it’s not a faithful comic book adaptation.
For all the money DC has made for Warner, they have no respect for the properties when it comes to making movies and TV shows from them.

it also helped to have Martin Scorsese as a producer, he’s got the clout to keep the suits at bay.

 

[Water-T]

How does a man so fat have cheeks that hollow?

I suspect that growing up, Blob saw that all the male models have chiseled jaw lines and decided that sucking in his cheeks would make him look like Zoolander instead of a zoo resident, and eventually his face just redistributed all that copious fat elsewhere.

Instead of looking like a potato, he looks like a dried up baked potato.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris begs like a man who has no job and no opportunity to make income outside of begging his friends and family for money. Unsurprisingly, it’s wearing thin with his FB friends. This error-ridden, nonsensical post has been copied and pasted to his FB multiple times in the past couple days. Zero likes or comments, still.
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This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.

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“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

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SERIOUSLY DO THESE PEOPLE NOT OWN A VACUUM CLEANER?!

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Chris begs like a man who has no job and no opportunity to make income outside of begging his friends and family for money. Unsurprisingly, it’s wearing thin with his FB friends. This error-ridden, nonsensical post has been copied and pasted to his FB multiple times in the past couple days. Zero likes or comments, still.
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This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.

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“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

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The greatest discovery here is that Bob's talent for telling understatements ("Averaged sized meal") is in fact genetic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

SERIOUSLY DO THESE PEOPLE NOT OWN A VACUUM CLEANER?!

He was so proud of that “clean” floor that he stopped, took a picture, punched the air with triumph, and posted it on FB so everybody could see. That’s what blows my mind.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

SERIOUSLY DO THESE PEOPLE NOT OWN A VACUUM CLEANER?!

A vacuum can only do so much. They need a steam cleaner, or to hire professional carpet cleaners.

 

[Water-T]

Imagine thinking that shoving a bunch of stuff to the side and neglecting to vacuum a filthy carpet counts as "cleaning".
That and Blob's terribly scripted and edited videos just goes to show the half-assed ethos of the Chipman family.