Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Archeopthryx]

Why carpet? You Americans wear shoes in the house right? A tiled floor and a broom is all you need.


I swear to god people who wear footwear inside their own abode where it's supposed to be free of dust, shards, and shit. But the floor is dirty! Yeah no shit since you dragged your flip flops into my pristine floor!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A vacuum can only do so much. They need a steam cleaner, or to hire professional carpet cleaners.

But they clearly don’t even bother to vacuum it. These are the same people who have kitchen floors encrusted with filth, plus (IIRC) carpeting in their bathroom.

 

[Jazz never died!]

A vacuum can only do so much. They need a steam cleaner, or to hire professional carpet cleaners.

That will only help unill it is so dirty the wood under it is dirty and the carpet has to be replaced.

 

[Roger Whore]

Because everyone knows if your political beliefs line up with the media and multimillion dollar corporations, that makes you part of the resistance.



I swear to God, I have no idea why there are people like Bob who think of the MCU this way. Like, I love Marvel movies, though I thought Endgame had a few questionable moments, but it's incredibly creepy with how Bob is treating these people like they're actual superheroes.

I feel the exact same way. I had a lot of fun watching them with my dad and sister when they were in theaters, but apart from that it’s just a movie. Why to all these soyboys have to act like these people exist and one day they might be a hero too if they keep investing in MCU?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

That will only help unill it is so dirty the wood under it is dirty and the carpet has to be replaced.

True, they do seem to be the kind of barbaric motherfuckers that don’t have underlay underlay their carpets.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I feel the exact same way. I had a lot of fun watching them with my dad and sister when they were in theaters, but apart from that it’s just a movie. Why to all these soyboys have to act like these people exist and one day they might be a hero too if they keep investing in MCU?

Autism.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Anybody notice the Chippa hates the homos? Check the Chik Fil-A cup.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anybody notice the Chippa hates the homos? Check the Chik Fil-A cup.

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Chris Chipman wants his woke friends and family to give him spending money for Chik-Fil-A. Sounds about right.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

When someone claims "Biden wants to dismantle this country", he is no longer recognizably human:

Does society need a man whose only skill set is to talk about pop culture and rant on Twitter all day?

Answer: No.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Anybody notice the Chippa hates the homos? Check the Chik Fil-A cup.

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I see the next generation is turning into consoomers too.

Also, time to get the vacuum out. This is nasty.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Thats the execs over at warner for you amaing how well Joker is.

That's because Joker is a throwback character study from the late 70s/early 80s in licensed clown makeup.

That's what really boils Bob's (and the rest of the progressive TDS hivemind's) piss about it: probably the most profitable comic book movie ever made, and it's almost a parody of the genre, and is in fact an offering from a time they'd consider dumb and obsolete. It deals with adult themes, asks hard questions, and doesn't rely on CGI orgies to get it's point across, unlike the stuff they love, and they hate it for that.

 

[Positron]

Oh no we got to donate to Chris's Patreon so that he can hire home cleaners!

Given Chris talks about his finance all the time and never once mentioned Sarah's contribution, one can surmise that Sarah is a housewife. So, what's her excuse?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Oh no we got to donate to Chris's Patreon so that he can hire home cleaners!

Given Chris talks about his finance all the time and never once mentioned Sarah's contribution, one can surmise that Sarah is a housewife. So, what's her excuse?

I'll bet part of it is keeping up with the exceptional child (which is probably why the entire front of the fireplace etc. is babygated).

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

That's because Joker is a throwback character study from the late 70s/early 80s in licensed clown makeup.

That's what really boils Bob's (and the rest of the progressive TDS hivemind's) piss about it: probably the most profitable comic book movie ever made, and it's almost a parody of the genre, and is in fact an offering from a time they'd consider dumb and obsolete. It deals with adult themes, asks hard questions, and doesn't rely on CGI orgies to get it's point across, unlike the stuff they love, and they hate it for that.

Also a straight white male is suffering in it.

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

The way Bob dehumanizes working class Conservative white people disturbs me. But then I remember that he's a fat worthless cunt who will never, ever be in a position of power or authority, and I suddenly don't feel disturbed anymore.

Still, if we lived in a parallel universe where Bob wasn't a worthless loser and actually gained power, he would undoubtedly commit mass genocide on all those getting in the way of his "Superior Future".

I know this is going to sound like the typical hyperbolic "Everybody who I don't like is literally Hitler" but Bob's mindset and ideology is truly similar to National Socialism, just with different targets (or the right targets, like Bob says)

 

[Thumb Butler]

The ""era"" of the MovieBob is over. In a couple of years he will be nothing but a faded cheeto stain.

 

[Water-T]

I'll bet part of it is keeping up with the exceptional child (which is probably why the entire front of the fireplace etc. is babygated).

Any child that has the Chimpmans as relatives would need to be restrained from immolating themselves either because of retardation or shame.

 

[TigerGoblin]

That's because Joker is a throwback character study from the late 70s/early 80s in licensed clown makeup.

That's what really boils Bob's (and the rest of the progressive TDS hivemind's) piss about it: probably the most profitable comic book movie ever made, and it's almost a parody of the genre, and is in fact an offering from a time they'd consider dumb and obsolete. It deals with adult themes, asks hard questions, and doesn't rely on CGI orgies to get it's point across, unlike the stuff they love, and they hate it for that.

For them, the most important moment in movie history is Cap'n Murika picking up some hammer and doing jack shit with it. And THAT is supposed to be complex or interesting or whatev.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Also a straight white male is suffering in it.

There is that. Once upon a time, noticing race and sex was verboten... now, as Nick Land has noted, it's both forbidden and mandatory. Apparently The Boys has Taxi Driver as Homelander's favorite movie because it's about "white male rage," despite the fact that it's about a PSTD-ridden Vietnam vet working a shitty dead-end job in a decaying city who finally snaps and decides to take the law into his own hands.

 

[Raiken]

Wait, the floor has a carpet? It looks more like it is concrete.