Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

If there was some unreleased cut of an MCU movie that the "right people" from Bob's POV wanted released...you better believe he'd be all about it.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Also a straight white male is suffering in it.

The most suffering people on the planet.

Fun fact, I can't remember where I saw it, but in most first world nations, males suffer from the greatest inequality. I dunno if they break it down by anything else like race and sexuality, but it is pretty funny.

The ""era"" of the MovieBob is over. In a couple of years he will be nothing but a faded cheeto stain.

"All of these memories will be lost, like cheeto stains on sweats, in the washer"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"All of these memories will be lost, like cheeto stains on sweats, in the washer"

"Time to whine"

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

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These pics brought back flashbacks to when I was like six or seven and my mom told me to clean my room and I just shoved everything around to make a path to my bed. I was all proud of it like a little dumbass and she threatened to beat my ass if I didnt do it right.

Basically these people have the mindset of a 6 year old holy shit.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Time to whine"

"I've seen things you mayonnaise ghouls wouldn't believe. Italian plumbers stomping on living mushrooms off the shoulder of King Bowser. I watched fireflowers blazing in the dark near the World 7-2 Gate."

 

[Peep Plops]

I've got a miraculous way that Chris "DA CHIPPA" Chipman can rid himself of all his financial woes and without doing any actual work. The best part is, it only takes two simple steps!
1. Take out a huge life insurance policy
2. Walk into traffic you mooching faggot
Ta-dah! Instant payday for the family.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh no we got to donate to Chris's Patreon so that he can hire home cleaners!

Given Chris talks about his finance all the time and never once mentioned Sarah's contribution, one can surmise that Sarah is a housewife. So, what's her excuse?

Yes, she’s a SAHM. Still paying off her student loans. I wonder what she majored in. Definitely not how to dress in clothes that fit.



Speaking of Sarah, she’s an absolute lunatic. The whole post is insane, but here’s just a snippet of how she acted her first time in public after recovering from Covid-19:

I snapped at a carriage collector whose mask was down at his chin...I passed someone whose mask wasnt covering their nose in the cereal isle. I huddled against the shelves and started breathing faster as he passed me. From there chris did his best to steer us away from anyone else that wasnt wearing their mask right. When we got to the check out someone got in line behind us with their mask on right. I pulled chris as far from her as possible well he finished our transaction the i ran as far away as could, and hid behind the grocery bags in our cart.

 

[Positron]

I feel for Sarah; having to isolate from your children must be painful, and I understand her anger at people who don't wear masks properly. But... "My anxiety and panic brought on a stim"?!

 

[Mola Ram]

I feel for Sarah; having to isolate from your children must be painful, and I understand her anger at people who don't wear masks properly. But... "My anxiety and panic brought on a stim"?!

On the other hand, is anyone surprised that only a gibbering lunatic would marry into the Chipman clan?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Look at Bob glowering in the back. Their sister really, really lucked out. She got the helpings of looks that Bob and Chris (and Sarah) missed out on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I feel for Sarah; having to isolate from your children must be painful, and I understand her anger at people who don't wear masks properly. But... "My anxiety and panic brought on a stim"?!

I want to know what her stim of choice is. Did she start banging her head against the wall? Screeching while flapping her hands? We need details. Hell, I’m tempted to track down the CCTV footage at that grocery store.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Look at Bob glowering in the back. Their sister really, really lucked out. She got the helpings of looks that Bob and Chris (and Sarah) missed out on.

I see this picture and all I hear is a comic tuba tune.

Blobbo's sis is now the saner member of the Chipman family by default.
As for Bob, it's obvious he's uncomfortable in being there, in a reasonably clean dining room with people all around him and with actually edible home-cooked meals on the table. That's an unusual sight for him.

 

[Nobue]

Speaking of Sarah, she’s an absolute lunatic. The whole post is insane, but here’s just a snippet of how she acted her first time in public after recovering from Covid-19:

I was at the store 2-3 weeks ago, and a woman abandoned her cart to go wait at the far end of the aisle because I didn't have a mask.

 

[Meriasek]

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Look at Bob glowering in the back. Their sister really, really lucked out. She got the helpings of looks that Bob and Chris (and Sarah) missed out on.

Hard to believe the sister is from the same breed.
By the way Sarah can't even pull her pants all the way up when she sits down, however, I would immediately believe she was of the same breed. The Chipman clan, outside of the sister who did well by going for genes from the other end of the world as to be as far away from the Chipman troglodytes as possible, very much looks like the hicks and mayo ghouls Blobbo so despises.
But of course, to Bob "evolved" isn't necessarily connected to looks and genetic fitness. I mean, in his stunted mind it is when looking at his enemies who obviously all look like that, but the true core of mayoghouldom is having the wrong opinion, not just being the very model of what Lovecraft imagined to be lurking in Innsmouth.

 

[instythot]

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Look at Bob glowering in the back. Their sister really, really lucked out. She got the helpings of looks that Bob and Chris (and Sarah) missed out on.

You think Bob's so cranky because the host refused his contribution of a culinary masterpiece this year?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yes, she’s a SAHM. Still paying off her student loans. I wonder what she majored in. Definitely not how to dress in clothes that fit.
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Speaking of Sarah, she’s an absolute lunatic. The whole post is insane, but here’s just a snippet of how she acted her first time in public after recovering from Covid-19:

Whats up with the horribly scuffed up furniture?

I don't expect furniture to be perfect after a few years of use, but that looks like what college students pick up off the side of the road.

 

[Mola Ram]

Whats up with the horribly scuffed up furniture?

I don't expect furniture to be perfect after a few years of use, but that looks like what college students pick up off the side of the road.

Fatties are hard on furniture.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I see this picture and all I hear is a comic tuba tune.

Blobbo's sis is now the saner member of the Chipman family by default.
As for Bob, it's obvious he's uncomfortable in being there, in a reasonably clean dining room with people all around him and with actually edible home-cooked meals on the table. That's an unusual sight for him.

This is somehow even sadder than those pictures of Chris' party with all of his old Blockbuster coworkers, where everyone was at least 75 pounds overweight and wearing sweatpants. As I recall the refreshments were dominated by several extremely large containers of ranch dressing.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is somehow even sadder than those pictures of Chris' party with all of his old Blockbuster coworkers, where everyone was at least 75 pounds overweight and wearing sweatpants. As I recall the refreshments were dominated by several extremely large containers of ranch dressing.

They don't even drink it anymore. They freeze it and eat it like popsicles.

(Apologies to Dean Martin.)

 

[Karl der Grosse]

From the size of the partygoers, none of the dressing went to waste. These were some serious eaters.