Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Nobue]

Whats up with the horribly scuffed up furniture?

I don't expect furniture to be perfect after a few years of use, but that looks like what college students pick up off the side of the road.

I used to work in an office with a bunch of fat people. The original chairs in the lounge were destroyed in about a year or so.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Whats up with the horribly scuffed up furniture?

I don't expect furniture to be perfect after a few years of use, but that looks like what college students pick up off the side of the road.

The photo I posted a few pages back is from 2015. Eagle-eyed thread denizens will recall that most of the chairs have been consigned to the dustbin of Chipman girth destruction history and replaced by metal folding chairs.

 

[Mola Ram]

The photo I posted a few pages back is from 2015. Eagle-eyed thread denizens will recall that most of the chairs have been consigned to the dustbin of Chipman girth destruction history and replaced by metal folding chairs.

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Boy, nothing says "class" like metal folding chairs. Furniture fit for a mayonnaise ghoul, indeed.

I am irresistibly reminded of that Far Side where they find "the legendary Elephant mating grounds" and it's a clearing full of completely smashed beds.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The photo I posted a few pages back is from 2015. Eagle-eyed thread denizens will recall that most of the chairs have been consigned to the dustbin of Chipman girth destruction history and replaced by metal folding chairs.

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Of course.

I knew Bob and Chip's hysterical wife would never allow a family gathering during the scary virus times,

God, the Chipmans are super white trash. Chip either needs to buy actual shelves and storage for all his coonsoomerist junk, or get rid of most of it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah and don’t get my autistic ass started on the retarded way they laid the place settings. I get it that not everyone can create a Pinterest-worthy tablescape, nor should anyone feel they have to. But don’t take pictures of your basic bitch, low-class holiday table and expect praise for it.

 

[BubbleButt]

Speaking of Sarah, she’s an absolute lunatic. The whole post is insane, but here’s just a snippet of how she acted her first time in public after recovering from Covid-19:

These people are parodies of themselves.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Jesus, that dinner photo could make a wonderful painting entitled "Petulant manbaby"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jesus, that dinner photo could make a wonderful painting entitled "Petulant manbaby"

How dare they make him pause the stuffing of his rapacious maw to take a photo? Isn’t it bad enough he was forced to wear a shirt with a collar?

 

[BubbleButt]

Jesus, that dinner photo could make a wonderful painting entitled "Petulant manbaby"

I want a straight Last Supper mock-up of that picture to hang on my kitchen wall as a usable aid to avoid overeating

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Whats up with the horribly scuffed up furniture?

I don't expect furniture to be perfect after a few years of use, but that looks like what college students pick up off the side of the road.

They needed the chairs to match the peeled wallpaper, exposed/stained horsehair plaster in the background.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The photo I posted a few pages back is from 2015. Eagle-eyed thread denizens will recall that most of the chairs have been consigned to the dustbin of Chipman girth destruction history and replaced by metal folding chairs.

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Folding metal chairs because the more classy, comfortable ones couldn't handle their girth? The Chipman Clan is reaching peak levels of white trash. This is the bloodline of a guy who rants about "properly evolved humans" vs "wasteland ghouls" and "unnecessary people."

 

[instythot]

The photo I posted a few pages back is from 2015. Eagle-eyed thread denizens will recall that most of the chairs have been consigned to the dustbin of Chipman girth destruction history and replaced by metal folding chairs.

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Which one of them is still thin or classy enough to demand an actual chair that couldn't be used as a wrestling prop?

 

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all the chipmans are white trash retard inbred hicks who poses as suburban elite

 

[TigerGoblin]

Folding metal chairs because the more classy, comfortable ones couldn't handle their girth? The Chipman Clan is reaching peak levels of white trash. This is the bloodline of a guy who rants about "properly evolved humans" vs "wasteland ghouls" and "unnecessary people."

To be fair, they are a part of the most evolved useful profession in human history: Internet Movie "critic".

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

All of these memories will be lost, like cheeto stains on sweats, in the washer

There will still be 3500 pages of people shitting on him. At least that legacy will remain.

 

[John Carmack]

I question the sanity of a man displaying a Funko Pop Ghostbusters 2016. Also displaying Funko Pops in general. Also a loaded beyond capacity book case.

He also bought a Playstation mini. He using it stack other things on, which is pretty much the only thing it's good for.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I question the sanity of a man displaying a Funko Pop Ghostbusters 2016. Also displaying Funko Pops in general. Also a loaded beyond capacity book case.

But the bookcase is a sign of how smart they are!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

But the bookcase is a sign of how smart they are!

How many copies of Ready Player One is on that bookshelf?

 

[BubbleButt]

How many copies of Ready Player One is on that bookshelf?

There's one in between each Neal Stephenson book in a repeating pattern.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

How would you tell MovieBob he's white trash without even going into his family?

Because I almost almost want to tell him he's white trash after looking through a 1000 pages of white trash.