Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've never really got mad at Bob. I'm always amazed at how one human being can be so hateful, ignorant and mean spirited while having have zero real world skills and still consider himself superior to the vast majority of people on this planet.
The more you dig into his actual motivations on non-political things, the more you realize he's so hilariously emotionally stunted/immature that it's hard to get mad at him when he goes all hateful over politics. Yeah he says reprehensible stuff, but its such an obvious coping mechanism it's not worth getting upset over. He's basically the twitter pseudointellectual version of Vincent Adultman.
 
Robert advocates for a completely useless subject to be mandatory because people have opinions on movies that he disagrees with his:

Bob is advocating for mandatory rightthink training. How dare you watch a movie and come to a different interpretation than Bob! All real art only has ONE valid interpretation, either Forward Looking and Superior, or Backward Looking and UNEVOLVED. Didn't you know that, insect?

I really can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want this guy as a movie critic. It's a mystery.
 
I've never really got mad at Bob. I'm always amazed at how one human being can be so hateful, ignorant and mean spirited while having have zero real world skills and still consider himself superior to the vast majority of people on this planet.
The main thing that fascinates me about Bob to this day is how he can be so fucking fat everywhere while still having his cheeks look so ghoulishly gaunt
 
Bob is advocating for mandatory rightthink training. How dare you watch a movie and come to a different interpretation than Bob! All real art only has ONE valid interpretation, either Forward Looking and Superior, or Backward Looking and UNEVOLVED. Didn't you know that, insect?

I really can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want this guy as a movie critic. It's a mystery.
He's the exact opposite of a movie critic. A movie critic is supposed to protect the audience from shit movies; Bob regards it as his job to protect shit movies from the audience. He's a propaganda shill.
 
He's the exact opposite of a movie critic. A movie critic is supposed to protect the audience from shit movies; Bob regards it as his job to protect shit movies from the audience. He's a propaganda shill.
tbh he's much less of a shill and much more a contrarian with shit taste. No one was hyping up the last few Godzilla movies or Pacific Rim's sequel like Bob was, even among the shill critics. And as much as many of the critic industry have issues with Zack Snyder's last few movies, none have the particular seething rage for them and their supposed target audience that Bob does, to the point he projects it backwards on similar-but-different movies like the Nolan Batman films.

He's just a fanboy autist with bizarre hangups and a disturbing need to project his social maladjustment onto pop culture entertainment. Shills are more transparent.
 
The main thing that fascinates me about Bob to this day is how he can be so fucking fat everywhere while still having his cheeks look so ghoulishly gaunt
If he never developed food and booze addictions, he honestly might have looked like Rick Ocasek. Bob's got a thin face surrounded by ungodly amounts of fat.
 
Tweets dunking on Bob are going more viral than Bob's actual tweets.
 

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Is it just me or has Bob been very focused on fighting with other leftists recently? I'd say he's attacking his own audience, but that would imply he has any audience left.
He's clinging on, he knows this is his last chance and he's going to follow the example of his sensei and go full twitter mad hoping it'll bring him some eyes and new followers. But if you already follow boogie, reviewtech, mundanematt, etc, you already follow Bob because I'm pretty sure all of them come from the same source and use the same outline or template.
 
He's clinging on, he knows this is his last chance and he's going to follow the example of his sensei and go full twitter mad hoping it'll bring him some eyes and new followers. But if you already follow boogie, reviewtech, mundanematt, etc, you already follow Bob because I'm pretty sure all of them come from the same source and use the same outline or template.
Made in the same lab, cloned from the same wad of pig fat.
 
He's clinging on, he knows this is his last chance and he's going to follow the example of his sensei and go full twitter mad hoping it'll bring him some eyes and new followers. But if you already follow boogie, reviewtech, mundanematt, etc, you already follow Bob because I'm pretty sure all of them come from the same source and use the same outline or template.
I think it's pretty optimistic to think Bob has any kind of plan. Seems like he just angrily lashing out after the escapist dropped his ass.
 
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Is it just me or has Bob been very focused on fighting with other leftists recently? I'd say he's attacking his own audience, but that would imply he has any audience left.
He doesn't care about political directions because he thinks they're obsolete descriptions that will be erased after the Great Realignment (or whatever it was), when AOC leads urbanite PoC-baristas in a jihad against any and all wrongthink and non-megacorp property and control. Bob hates everyone who doesn't agree with him, Left or Right doesn't matter. They're all the unevolved chuds to him. It's just that due to his circle being more leftwing oriented he's getting more lefties in his timeline, and since they tend to disagree with him (on account of Blob being an absolutely atrocious human being) he fights them. He can't help it.
 
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Is it just me or has Bob been very focused on fighting with other leftists recently? I'd say he's attacking his own audience, but that would imply he has any audience left.
To be fair, the take he's responding to in the second image is pretty fucking stupid. You think people won't go out and eat in a socialist utopia?

That said, I think Bob is getting pissy because he's convinced these people should be eating out of his chubby-fingered hands and instead they keep roasting him.
 
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