Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jack Awful]

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This pic still breaks my mind. Not the fact that he is capable of eating this, but the fact that he thinks that's a "fairly small amount for an average sized person".

It shows Bob's lack of awareness of the world around him and that everyone in his life is as big a fatass as he is.

 

[Quixotic Man]

IIRC Chris inherited his house from his deceased grandparents, free and clear no mortgage/rent payments.

That would explain why his furniture looks like it is 50 years out of date and has been in heavy use for 75.

Also why he hasn't done simple weekend renovations like "repaint the living room" ever.

God the Chipmans really are mayo ghouls.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is determined to be just like his big brother, in all the worst ways.




Joey Chipman is a cousin, so it looks like being a dumb asshole is in their DNA.

In case you wondered, Chris still thinks people are desperate to know about the pop culture of 1986 that had an impact on his development. We’re fuckin’ trolls who are somewhat interested in data that allows us to make fun of him, and even we don’t care enough to listen to his free shit, let alone pay $2. He is genuinely clueless about basic business.

 

[Mola Ram]

Chris is determined to be just like his big brother, in all the worst ways.
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Joey Chipman is a cousin, so it looks like being a dumb asshole is in their DNA.

In case you wondered, Chris still thinks people are desperate to know about the pop culture of 1986 that had an impact on his development. We’re fuckin’ trolls who are somewhat interested in data that allows us to make fun of him, and even we don’t care enough to listen to his free shit, let alone pay $2. He is genuinely clueless about basic business.
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That's some fine moral outrage there, Chris. Anything to say about your big bro's constant mewling that people who disagree with his politics don't qualify as human?

 

[Water-T]

Jesus Christ, Chris. No one fucking cares. At least half of his FB friends have already muted him over his constant begging.

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This is so sad. Chris used to have some semblance of not being an utter failure like his brother (a good paying job, a woman that will let him touch her, a home not located in a basement), but he's let Blob drag him down to his level. Now he's lost that job, and at this rate he's going to lose that house and his wife.

I guess retardation is just too hardwired in the Chipman DNA.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris hasn’t lost his day job (yet). He’s just begging as if he has.

 

[Jack Awful]

Abandoning a decent life to achieve the lifestyle of your pathetic brother has got to be one of the dumbest decisions anyone can make.

Did he quit his job?
If so, he might be on par with his brother.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I guess retardation is just too hardwired in the Chipman DNA.

Makes one wonder if cousin marriage was common in the Chipman clan.

 

[Quixotic Man]

If Biden wins tomorrow, how long will Trump go on about needing to punish any Trump states?

I got at least once a week until he dies at age 43 from beetus.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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The crazy amount of cognitive dissonance I see in Bob led me to making the above pic just as a reminder of how fucked his mind is.

In my experiance their are two types of people those who divide people into simplistic binaries based on encredably simple models and those who arnt retarded.

 

[Adamska]

Chris is determined to be just like his big brother, in all the worst ways.
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Joey Chipman is a cousin, so it looks like being a dumb asshole is in their DNA.

In case you wondered, Chris still thinks people are desperate to know about the pop culture of 1986 that had an impact on his development. We’re fuckin’ trolls who are somewhat interested in data that allows us to make fun of him, and even we don’t care enough to listen to his free shit, let alone pay $2. He is genuinely clueless about basic business.
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Yeah, he's clearly and demonstrably unemployed now.

Good job becoming a NEET you stupid fuck.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

That bio!!! I like how he refers to himself as libertine and anti-censorship while he aggressively pro-censorship and supports government controlling all aspects of life. Also if someone says they like Kurosawa, I automatically assume they are a pretentious pseudo-intellectual until they prove otherwise. If you looked up pseudo-intellectual in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Bob's Downs syndrome stricken face.

Well it is a pretty old bio. It's probably from back before Gamergate, when he considered himself an objectivist. That was before he realized being anti-censorship also meant censorship of people you disagree with.

 

[Higgins]

It is such an achievement to liken the Protestant work ethics with video games (and make video games sound like a better deal).


It is not that perfect randomness does not exist as a mathematical concept; it is that we might not be able to implement it in any physical system.

Anyway
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Regardless over your feelings on the Trayvon Martin case, using someone's dead child to push your Pokemon Go to the polls rhetoric is gross.

 

[Pagliacci]

Chris used to have some semblance of not being an utter failure

Part of me actually got proud of him when I saw he shaved his dwarf beard off the other day. I don't have many expectations from him. I mean his big claim to fame is he's "Moviebob's brother" but still I just want him to not be a giant fuck up. Not a big task but he makes it seem like that is apparently too much to ask for.

 

[Pagliacci]

Edit: Spoony has CS degree and he had a meltdown a few weeks ago about perfect randomness not existing because he saw an app for a dice rolling game to prove everyone how smart he is.

That's such a stereotypical thing to hear from a guy who thinks they're smarter than they actually are. I have a CS degree too. It really doesn't mean much.

Bob and Chris seem to be the type of edgy Atheists who think George Carlin is their God and think comment like "lol you believe in a man in the clouds" is some ultimate gotcha. My best friend from High School used to be like that. He's still an atheist but fortunately he realized that acting like that was obnoxious as fuck and toned it down. I have nothing against atheists but I do dislike when people act obnoxious about it.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Scotty was smart and useful.
I wonder why they werent any "film critics" screaming about Brunch in either of the TV shows, movies or books. Maybe they were all in that holodeck simulator of episodes of THE BIG PICTURE.

Now I imagine Bob gooing to the replicator and ordering "Five American Average sized meals."

 

[BubbleButt]

Now I imagine Bob gooing to the replicator and ordering "Five American Average sized meals."

Gross.

But same.

 

[TigerGoblin]

That would explain why his furniture looks like it is 50 years out of date and has been in heavy use for 75.

Also why he hasn't done simple weekend renovations like "repaint the living room" ever.

God the Chipmans really are mayo ghouls.

He could not find it within himself to "clean the floor" and youre talking about painting walls?

 

[Flexo]

Happy apocalypse eve, everybody! Remember, it doesn't matter who you vote for tomorrow, the robots will kill you all.

Yeah I'm still catching up. I took 1 day off to stock up on ammo and you nerds added a dozen pages!

This is on Know Your Meme.
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They really needed to put more quotes around "movie critic" but it still warms the human heart I store in my chest cavity that the wider internet has been dunking on Bob all year.

I'm not sure it is. Tumblr was also bad for it until they banned porn and it became a ghosttown.

To expand on what @Strange Wilderness said, I think the problem is both the character limit and the audience. Facebook is for boomers, and since Tumblr shut down they don't have anywhere to go where people might pay attention their insane ramblings.

One thing I noticed about sites like Twitter and ResetEra, is that the left will call them hellsites or complain about some change or another when the people running them are on their side. Even with a stacked deck they can't win.

I limit myself to about 15 minutes on twitter a day just for random stuff (like star wars prequel memes) but I did participate in a recent coordination for the robot rebellion watch party kind of deal on twitter and have formulated a theory.

Twitter is the most accurate online simulation of a human party. You're mingling around, seeing all these people talk about stuff and overhearing various topics, but then you run into someone and a conversation gets started. The character limit basically keeps you from rambling or monopolizing the conversation, so you and the other person can end up having a real back and forth that's feels as rewarding as socializing with a new stranger at a party.

Of course we all know what happens at some parties when people get a little too drunk or someone's an asshole...

Anyway, start reading Bob's tweets as if you're watching him standing around in a house and people are coming up to try and talk to him and they get a lot funnier.

Roberto de Cine was just like Calvin!
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Oh shut the fuck up, Bob. Calvin was just a fairly normal 6 year old and all 6 year olds are entitled jerks - that's why they're also adorable so we don't all kill them but instead instruct them on being responsible adults. You were Moe and you never grew up.

As a whole it is not a bad take, but I think there is a deeper similarity between Bob and Calvin. Calvin, just like Bob, is not a sympathetic figure, but people in the comic indulge him because they know, for all his false erudition, he is all bark and no bite, incapable of doing real harm. I see Bobby as much the same way. I don't know or care about the fanficts Bobby mentions.

Calvin also shows real affection towards other people and does show signs of loving his parents even as he butts heads with them like any other kid does. Bob's take is exactly the kind I'd expect from an incel Neet who has never had to raise his own kid or even observed how other people do.

You know who points that out on the day he died? Shomeone who needsh a good shmack.

Equal rights, equal figths.

High IQ puns to go with some high IQ takes

Oh shut up, Bob. If you were really the movie critic you claimed you would know that "crying and vomiting" are extremely cliche reactions by people after they kill another human being for the first time - even if that other person was the enemy. If anything, that Chicago Tribune article proves that Kyle is more human and has more empathy than you.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah, he's clearly and demonstrably unemployed now.

Good job becoming a NEET you stupid fuck.

I really don’t think he quit his job (or was fired, for that matter). He’s just begging as if he had no other income, which is even more pathetic.

Also: He’s still fucking retarded. We all know who’s been blocking roads and acting outraged when motorists drive through their illegal barricades. And imagine being so morally bankrupt that you defend Antifa.