Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobby thinks he understands Seth MacFarlane and has subjected his corpus to a "close reading"
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Isn't MacFarlane referencing Biden's run back in 1988?

These people are cretins.
The funny thing about Bob’s sperging about Latinos is that he actually is something like 1/8th Portuguese. I can’t wait till he starts identifying as a “Latinx” POC.

I think that will piss of people from Portugal. They are white like the rest of us here in europe.
You simply don't call portagees latino. You might be able to get away with it with Canadian portagees, but I even doubt that.
 
This is total bullshit. The basic human capacity for moving and interacting with the environment evolved over billions of years, as opposed to the 200,000 years for which humans have existed. As a result, it's much harder to automate menial tasks (sorting boxes, driving a taxi, orienting yourself in a room) than higher-level thinking tasks (prescribing drugs, writing ad copy).

This is what Silicon Valley doesn't want to tell you. If the AI revolution happens, the result isn't going to be a socialist utopia where everyone revels in abundant creativity and leisure. It's going to be a return to feudalism - a small upper crust of engineers and other """meritocrats""", propped up by a massive peasant class of manual and service workers. Technology will give our elites the leverage to MASSIVELY crank up inequality.
California is a gilded era state. It's observable to anyone looking at the state.
 
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Bobby doesn't consider the police "working class":
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Bobby can't process the fact that all minorities veer towards Trump, and that white men, mayonnaise ghouls, are the only saviors of Biden. He resorts to his tired slurs -- low IQ, states that matter, ect, oblivious to how unwoke these makes him:
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Rage about Miami Cubans, who ruined America:
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Latinos are diverse but working-class white ghouls are all the same:
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Cuba is real but whiteness is a social construct:
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Rage about Florida (who went Red):
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Rage about Wisconsin, Michigan, etc.
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Same old hat about electoral college:
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All of the below, until the section breaker, is gibberish to me:
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Bobby presumes to speak on behalf of the disabled:
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Bobby thinks he understands Seth MacFarlane and has subjected his corpus to a "close reading"
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A self-styled "latina" rags on his low-IQ, obsolete cohort:
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And Bobby claims another troon we know as his Angels:
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Simp:
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Thirst:
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More like "before goth metal, after goth metal".
 
Chris is taking the election proceedings well. He really is turning into Bob in the ugliest ways.

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Are there even any toss up states in which third party voting can be said to have a negative impact on Biden? The biggest third party candidate by far is a libertarian, and they most likely siphoned votes away from Trump. People are really going out of their way to be openly stupid this year.
 
So if Biden wins, how much you wanna bet Bob and the left will drop the “abolish the Electoral College” rhetoric?
Wouldn't be shocked if they say something along the lines of "Well he won the popular vote, the Electoral College only drew things out!! The Dem won the popular vote X amount of times!!! We would have more Dem presidencies without it!!!".
 
So if Biden wins, how much you wanna bet Bob and the left will drop the “abolish the Electoral College” rhetoric?
Nah, he will still bang about that, maybe not as much, but Robert will definitely still argue in favor of the popular vote. That's because the fatass thinks his diverse, enlighted copsmopolitan masses will always vote "the right side of history".

And to throw the asshole a bone... he might be right. Last year I went to San Francisco for a job, and I went downtown to do some basic bitch tourism, and I was shocked to see that the jokes and steryotypes are actually real, that city reeks of piss, you can easly spot needles on the side walk and I saw a guy taking a shit outside a CVS.

It was beyond appaling, but the real punch came after, when a colleague told me that this city has been voting the same for 50 years! All anyone has to do to be a mayor in San Francisco is to get a D on the side of your name.

Politics in places like California or New York stoped being politics and turned into religion, and Democrats are the Dogma.

So I think Robert is correct thinking the costal masses will vote in the same sheep fashion he does, because it has been happening for a long time already, and not even seeing a guy taking a crap right next to you can make you change your mind.
 
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The association of Portuguese with Latinos comes from the existence of Brazil.

I fucking hate the whole "speaking as..." shit people do online to talk in a position of highstanding, but I am brazilian and one of the few things these retards agree in general is that they don't like to be seen as "latinos"

in fact, Brazilians hate to be lumped together with the spanish speaking countries likes Mexico, Cuba, Argentina, fucking Venezuela and all these "hermanos" assholes.

I know the yankees don't give a shit either way, and why should they, but Brazilians don't see themselves in the same way as the Mexican and Cubans nor they give two shits about Latinos or Latinx or whatever the fuck.
 
I fucking hate the whole "speaking as..." shit people do online to talk in a position of highstanding, but I am brazilian and one of the few things these retards agree in general is that they don't like to be seen as "latinos"

in fact, Brazilians hate to be lumped together with the spanish speaking countries likes Mexico, Cuba, Argentina, fucking Venezuela and all these "hermanos" assholes.

I know the yankees don't give a shit either way, and why should they, but Brazilians don't see themselves in the same way as the Mexican and Cubans nor they give two shits about Latinos or Latinx or whatever the fuck.
You can actually justify the "Latino" designation in a technical sense, because both Spanish and Portuguese are Romantic languages, which are derived from Latin, which is where the term comes from. Most people who use the term aren't putting nearly that level of thought into it, but it's certainly more accurate than calling Brazilians "Hispanic" at least.
 
Nah, he will still bang about that, maybe not as much, but Robert will definitely still argue in favor of the popular vote. That's because the fatass thinks his diverse, enlighted copsmopolitan masses will always vote "the right side of history".

And to throw the asshole a bone... he might be right. Last year I went to San Francisco for a job, and I went downtown to do some basic bitch tourism, and I was shocked to see that the jokes and steryotypes are actually real, that city reeks of piss, you can easly spot needles on the side walk and I saw a guy taking a shit outside a CVS.

It was beyond appaling, but the real punch came after, when a colleague told me that this city has been voting the same for 50 years! All anyone has to do to be a mayor in San Francisco is to get a D on the side of your name.

Politics in places like California or New York stoped being politics and turned into religion, and Democrats are the Dogma.

So I think Robert is correct thinking the costal masses will vote in the same sheep fashion he does, because it has been happening for a long time already, and not even seeing a guy taking a crap right next to you can make you change your mind.
As I often say, California is run by Joe Rogans and Tim Pools. Technically not insane, but we sure vote for insane politicians.

To channel my inner Tim Pool, Dianne Feinstein is not in jail for OBVIOUSLY COLLUDING for the Chinese government, Maxine Waters is 100% CRINGE, and Nancy Pelosi... is Nancy Pelosi. California didn't just ELECT Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown once, but TWICE! And we call him MOONBEAM! Then we leave because we don't like the way they run things and then vote for all the same policies that caused California to become the way it is. Antifa sucks because they burn buildings down, but it's the MODERATE DEMS WHO ENABLES them to do so.

Oh, and it's complicated.😁

EDIT: Holy shit, how did I forget Gavin Newsom? Gavin Newsom is a PSYCHOPATH WHO SMILES as California BURNS and CANCELS Fourth of July and Halloween! COVID laws FUCK Disneyland!
 
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Do the Chipman Bros. believe that Biden could go after Trump voters and send them to el paredón? The guy most likely can't even remember which side of the bed he needs to put his head on, much less implement complex policies, especially prosecuting ones.

From what I gathered, they're not particularly happy with the imminence of a Trump defeat. For all the dehumanizing of their political opponents, their life does not seem to change significantly with this turn of events. These people are and will still be miserable, no matter who is the prez, and they don't deserve anything else.
 
You can actually justify the "Latino" designation in a technical sense, because both Spanish and Portuguese are Romantic languages, which are derived from Latin, which is where the term comes from. Most people who use the term aren't putting nearly that level of thought into it, but it's certainly more accurate than calling Brazilians "Hispanic" at least.

You are right. the whole latino thing comes more into the connotation of the word, that Latino used by the gringos means all those south of the border browns being lazy and singing la cucaracha, and the Brazilians don't like being lumped together with them.

Not that Brazilians have that much of a pride, fuck, I'm one of them and trust me, they are just lazy asshole that only want to go through live going "huehueheuheue", but they don't like the whole "diversity latino culture, oh we are so rich in our cultural culture, look at us and our culture, viva the latino culture!" bullshit.

Or at least it used to be this way. Other shit Brazilians do is to imitate the american gringos, and guess what, we also have our very own self-rigthous lefties here, fucking joy...
 
Or for that matter:

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This crap happens all the time when I click the "Insert Image" button and insert the image URL, any clue on how to fix it?
when I insert images I almost always use either attach files option at the bottom left, or copy-paste images from screencapping apps like snipping tool or fn+PrintScreen. I never use the "insert image" (by URL) up by the smily option on top because it's buggy as hell and lots of sites don't like sharing bandwidth that way, resulting in the red X.
 
Internet shopping has hurt big box stores that couldn't make the transition far more than mom and pop ones, because those stores offer more intangible benefits (knowledgeable shopkeepers, a social environment with people who have a shared interest, etc) that keep loyal customers. It's why "Friendly Local Game Stores" are still an important part of the tabletop RPG scene.

Bob and Chris have a strange fixation with old big box stores that few other people share. I guess the closest I can come to relating to it is my reaction Barnes and Noble's economic woes, since I used sit in there and skim through books sometimes, but even then it's hard to care because it was such a sterile environment. Nobody really talked to each other. The architecture, lighting, and everything else was designed to get people to buy and GTFO. The big boxes were soulless by design, and that's part of what killed them.
Bob and Chris seem to have an obsession with chains and franchises like stereotypical white trash. I think they're just too lazy to shop around to find what they're looking for in a smaller mom and pop store and think a recognizable brand name equals quality. Bob seems to think certain genres or stories don't exist outside of big blockbuster franchises, lesbian POCs kicking ass are found outside Hollywood movies but you have to try different mediums like Video Games and anime. They like big box chains because its easier and cheaper to buy stuff instead of looking for quality and expanding their horizons. About the only thing they have an interest in that isn't corporate mass market junk is craft beer.
 
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