Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Gorilion dollar idea #857102385182379

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1324117566961422336

https://archive.vn/OFrq4

So the POCs will be a violent group of thugs and one of them will kill everything around him once he gets any sort of power or are we going the manga route where he becomes a druggie THEN kills everything around him once he gets any sort of power?

Or for that matter:

Before Manosphere:

After Manosphere:

Before Manosphere:

After Manosphere:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Oh shit, someone tracked down IWC?

 

[Marissa Moira]

As someone who has actually explored abandoned video stores.

There's really nothing there, they're all one big empty room with a small employee rest room in the back.

It's why people explore abandoned malls there's a whole lot more to them.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I must admit I'm unsure a trump or biden win is more fun with Bob, on one hand he's going to go ballistic if Trump wins. On the other his epic levels of smug may gradually give way existential despair once he realizes Biden doesnt really improve his lot in any way.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So the POCs will be a violent group of thugs and one of them will kill everything around him once he gets any sort of power or are we going the manga route where he becomes a druggie THEN kills everything around him once he gets any sort of power?

Why would Akira ever be remade in the first place Bob?

 

[Judge Dredd]

https://twitter.com/monetxchange/status/1323893694551019520

I can't believe it's not Moviebob.

Gorilion dollar idea #857102385182379
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1324117566961422336 https://archive.vn/OFrq4

So make a completely different film that doesn't even have the same title?

I must admit I'm unsure a trump or biden win is more fun with Bob, on one hand he's going to go ballistic if Trump wins. On the other his epic levels of smug may gradually give way existential despair once he realizes Biden doesnt really improve his lot in any way.

Someone in the election thread had a great idea that I think would apply to Bob.

Biden wins at first, Trump wins the recount.

 

[Mola Ram]

I must admit I'm unsure a trump or biden win is more fun with Bob, on one hand he's going to go ballistic if Trump wins. On the other his epic levels of smug may gradually give way existential despair once he realizes Biden doesnt really improve his lot in any way.

Even if Biden wins, he looks to have no mandate. The Senate is Republican (though I think the Georgia runoff could flip it, which would still leave it narrow D at best) and it looks like the House actually flipped R. Biden comes in as a lame duck, and you just know Bob is going to be screaming for SCOTUS impeachments and maybe abolishing the Senate altogether.

 

[Positron]

Do the Chipman Bros. believe that Biden could go after Trump voters and send them to el paredón? The guy most likely can't even remember which side of the bed he needs to put his head on, much less implement complex policies, especially prosecuting ones.

That's why Bobby expects Harris to take over ASAP.


What a petulant child.

And in a new video, Chris reiterates he is going to stop playing nice and will seriously prune out his Trumper friends:

6:45 - "...but if any of your shit has to do with being racist, sexist, and homophobic... I don't want anything to do with you, and I'm not going to be civil."
This 36-year-old kid needs a shampoo -- in a toilet bowl.

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Bobby's "gonna cum" over the strengthening of censorship under Biden:




Indeed Democrats are okay in Bobby's book even if they keep an iron grip on internet-based gig economy:


"Enthusiast gap" in adult politics is stupid. You better convert your enthusiasm to anger, because Anger Is How You Win!

"I don't care what he or she did as long as I see the letter D", brand whore to the end. That's our Bobby!

Speaking of the emotive power of anger, it seems Bobby found a bunch of kindred spirits to whom he can preach his Gospel of Hate:



Unfortunately this time Bobby would not share with us his life-changing insight.

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Begone you obsolete, thuggish white men. The new working class are women...


...or are they robots?


The 240th time he rags at the Electoral College in the past 24 hours.


And the 241st:


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Trumper makes joke. They are evil!

How is that "cruelty"? A liberal can choose not to cry again even if Trump wins.

Divide by zero take:

Liberals use the made-up story of "systemic racism" to unfairly shift the blame on white people, what they do is racial discrimination. Doesn't take a genius to figure out.

The word "systemic racism" attracts Twitter politico pundits like flies.

In other words, you're racist for not being racist. In Logic it is established if you assert that a statement and its negation are both simultaneously true ( S ∧ ~S), you can use that to prove literally every arbitrary statement.

Flotsam and Jetsam:






Nick Parrott has a strange definition of "dictator", just as he has a strange definition of "woman":


Simp:


Thirst:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Even if Biden wins, he looks to have no mandate. The Senate is Republican (though I think the Georgia runoff could flip it, which would still leave it narrow D at best) and it looks like the House actually flipped R. Biden comes in as a lame duck, and you just know Bob is going to be screaming for SCOTUS impeachments and maybe abolishing the Senate altogether.

So it’ll be like Obama’s second term then?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why would Akira ever be remade in the first place Bob?

To do what it he says, ruin it by pointlessly adding in muh POCs and making it woke.

 

[Pagliacci]

After Manosphere:

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This looks like it's exaggerated a bit with photoshop but I want to point out there are people out there who actually look basically like that. Not due to steroids but due to "synthol":

The pic above looks like a joke pic but that's an actually real person. His arms aren't actually that strong, he just injected his muscles with an oil to inflate the size. It makes you weaker but you end up with comically huge muscles that look completely unnatural. It's basically the muscle equivilant of having fake plastic tits.

I don't even want to go into the depravity that is dudes who inject synthol into their balls. Sorry for the lunacy post but yeah real life can be stranger than fiction sometimes.

 

[Positron]

It's basically the muscle equivalence of having fake plastic tits.

The brain equivalence would be Bobby's big-word logorrhea.

BTW:

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

So it’ll be like Obama’s second term then?

Worse IMO. Obama didn't issue a 3 month lockdown on the economy. International relations will clusterfuck as Biden will be seen as a pushover who can be easily bribed. All the alliances in Asia will shift away from the US towards China as it becomes doubtful the US can defend their interests.* Everyone will turn a blind eye towards Chinese acts AGAIN as their economy becomes even more tethered to ours, especially if TPP is put back on the table. Harris would be even worse as she's exactly the type to wage a war over her ego. And that's the sort of thing a president can do legally, never mind the uninvestigated illegal acts.

*Obama's pivot to Asia failed because he didn't know how to negotiate with China. They clearly thought of him as a hagwei, which is why they failed to roll out the red carpet when he came to visit.

 

[Bolo]

The brain equivalence would be Bobby's big-word logorrhea.

BTW:
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You have to be fucking kidding me. Portugal? that is your model Robert, fucking Portugal, the country that has HALF of the population of the new york state, and a good chunk of it are elderly people.

Drugs were never all that a big of a problem in Portugal, and Crime was never a big issue either. Portugal is a BORING place, with a mellow economy that has been kept afloat with EU money. It has NOTHING in common with the United States.

Also, big lol of the "more serious addicts sought real help", yeah, because that is what addicts do, they seek help. Sure, let drugs run rampant will not have no effects whatsoever in domestic violence, making cops "waste their time" and overcrowding the medical system.

Why isn't this man in charge of everything?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Worse IMO. Obama didn't issue a 3 month lockdown on the economy. International relations will clusterfuck as Biden will be seen as a pushover who can be easily bribed. All the alliances in Asia will shift away from the US towards China as it becomes doubtful the US can defend their interests.* Everyone will turn a blind eye towards Chinese acts AGAIN as their economy becomes even more tethered to ours, especially if TPP is put back on the table. Harris would be even worse as she's exactly the type to wage a war over her ego. And that's the sort of thing a president can do legally, never mind the uninvestigated illegal acts.

*Obama's pivot to Asia failed because he didn't know how to negotiate with China. They clearly thought of him as a hagwei, which is why they failed to roll out the red carpet when he came to visit.

Not to mention the fact that China just decided to double down on being an entire section of evil with the floods and more information on just what they’re doing with their Muslims (literally having the UN send a list of names). They have thumbs in many pies.

 

[Pagliacci]

You have to be fucking kidding me. Portugal? that is your model Robert, fucking Portugal, the country that has HALF of the population of the new york state, and a good chunk of it are elderly people.

Drugs were never all that a big of a problem in Portugal, and Crime was never a big issue either. Portugal is a BORING place, with a mellow economy that has been kept afloat with EU money. It has NOTHING in common with the United States.

Also, big lol of the "more serious addicts sought real help", yeah, because that is what addicts do, they seek help. Sure, let drugs run rampant will not have no effects whatsoever in domestic violence, making cops "waste their time" and overcrowding the medical system.

Why isn't this man in charge of everything?

Truth be told I'm Hispanic. My best friend is LGBT. He can call me a "Spic" and I can call him a "fag" and we'll both just laugh about it because we're such close friends we know that neither of us actually mean any malicious intent over it. This video captures that mindset pretty good: https://youtu.be/74I7Nl1mKig

I feel like Bob trying to pander to me would try way too hard and accidentally say something super racist he doesn't even realize.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

What a petulant child.

I am glad that I am not friends with Chris Chipman because I have standards that aren't based on a defective ideology.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris shared this FB post from Bob, who dials back the seething vitriol an awful lot when he’s not on Twitter. He didn’t even refer to his Trump-loving friends and loved ones as subhuman!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Chris shared this FB post from Bob, who dials back the seething vitriol an awful lot when he’s not on Twitter. He didn’t even refer to his Trump-loving friends and loved ones as subhuman!

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Did he get a PR person to make this Facebook post for him? He sounds like a completely different person. If it weren't for the fact that he spends 99% of his time on Twitter being a bigoted, hateful, dehumanizing, hypocritical asshole, I might actually believe he's not a complete piece of shit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Did he get a PR person to make this Facebook post for him? He sounds like a completely different person. If it weren't for the fact that he spends 99% of his time on Twitter being a bigoted, hateful, dehumanizing, hypocritical asshole, I might actually believe he's not a complete piece of shit.

I think he had to think for awhile because he could not smugly gloat or cry in rage at what happened on election night. Honestly Bob did not have a major election night meltdown if the fact no one posted one is any indication. But we'll expect one later or smug gloating when the time comes.