Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Not directly linked to Movie Bob. However it seems like Democrats are now appropriating old anti-twilight memes the same way right-wingers keept a hippies LSD trip alive through the appropriation of Pepe.
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I love it. He thinks sleeping a healthy amount of hours is an accomplishment, really shows how screwed up his life is. Wonder how much alcohol he had to drink to pass out for 8 hours?

Kingfisher9000 said:
I’ve never heard of any country adapting a piece of American pop-culture into a live-action film. If they do though, then yes they’re dumb too.
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You're not familiar with Turkish Star Wars are you?
 
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Privileged nutter is disappointed that Trump supporters didn't act up.
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Very smart move by Trump supporters. I mean, the left will keep on saying they are weak willed and pathetic people for not chimping out. But at least they are not chimping out and actively destroying their communities. One would hope this would give them a dose of reality from their self convinced image of "Violent trump supporter" but it won't and they'll keep at it.
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Red haired troon doesn't understand how politics work. The Dems have had more than enough opportunities to shut down the loopholes, if they really wanted to.
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When a politician doesn't want to shut down a loophole, it's because he knows it will benefit them. We all know it. It's amazing how idiots like that cannot fathom something so incredibly simple
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Very smart move by Trump supporters. I mean, the left will keep on saying they are weak willed and pathetic people for not chimping out. But at least they are not chimping out and actively destroying their communities. One would hope this would give them a dose of reality from their self convinced image of "Violent trump supporter" but it won't and they'll keep at it.

When a politician doesn't want to shut down a loophole, it's because he knows it will benefit them. We all know it. It's amazing how idiots like that cannot fathom something so incredibly simple
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Because Trump voters do believe in the rule of law. Which I think is going to come into serious doubt as the courts dismiss obvious voter fraud. If people seriously doubt the rule of law, that's when... sigh... Civil War will kick off.


 
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Bobby woke up and started tweeting non-stop. We wouldn't have voted Trump into power if we heeded our TV and movies!
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Blaming the poor for the fact that Socialism hasn't materialized -- and won't materialize -- in America, while a fan of Bobby's enjoys the aroma of his fart.
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Trump was a C-lister? I bet your pardon?

"Make those bastards pay!"
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Bobby tied himself in a knot through his disingenuity:
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If you strain really hard I guess you may convince yourself that covid deaths are caused by "cultural issues"; whether said "cultural issues" belong to what the CDC calls "preexisting conditions" I leave it to you.

"Climate justice". Because an avid consoomer of fast food, cheap Chinese novelty T-shirts, and disposable plastic crap understands how his consumption affects the climate:
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To be fair to Bobby, he never claimed that improvement of material condition will stop what he considers "white supremacists"; in fact he is ardent that "white supremacists" cannot be stopped but have to be destroyed.

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Bobby on weed:
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There is an unconfirmed rumor that Putin and is going to step down next year "due to fears of Parkinson's disease". Here's Bobby's take:
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Bobby likes to stomp Nazis:
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Bobby is still trying to pester Peter Senpai even though the latter has blocked him:
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Noble savages delivered us from the white devil, again!
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Bob: The MAGAs are born EVIL and cannot be educated or rehabilitated! Let's leave them out for natural selection!
Troon: No, I don't think they are born bad: I think we can convert them.
Bob: Of course you're absolutely right, Milady!
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Brain-manna from the creative elites of Hollywood:
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I don't know what is "adrenochromarita".
 
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So when Bob remains a forever alone unemployed obsolete basement dweller under Biden and Harris and absolutely nothing improves for him, how will he cope?

My bet is delusion. He won't ever acknowledge that his life is exactly the same regardless of who is President. He'll just keep talking about how the superior future is around the corner until Republicans win big again, at which point he will blame them for everything.
 
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There is an unconfirmed rumor that Putin and is going to step down next year "due to fears of Parkinson's disease". Here's Bobby's take:
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For me, it's hilarious how Bob cannot separate the quality from the person. What kind of derangement causes this this? He has relatives suffering from parkinson and suddenly, because Pootin has parkinson, it's evil because someone that he deemed evil has it as well.

I wonder he would consider vegetarians evil as well because Hitler was also a vegetarian.
 
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And then I ask you, what makes Bob think he is part of this "America That Matters"?
In fact, what is this "America That Matters" that this pig always snorts about?

Hell, I think I should stop comparing Bob to a pig. Swines are usually chill, and I recognize their sacrifice to give us meat, bacon and other items. Bob could only dream of being as likeable, useful and cool as a pig.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
So when Bob remains a forever alone unemployed obsolete basement dweller under Biden and Harris and absolutely nothing improves for him, how will he cope?

My bet is delusion. He won't ever acknowledge that his life is exactly the same regardless of who is President. He'll just keep talking about how the superior future is around the corner until Republicans win big again, at which point he will blame them for everything.
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Biden becoming president won't fix Bob's shitty life.
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Everything that goes wrong in Bob's life henceforth is the after effects of the evil nazi Trump regime. He'll keep claiming that until his heart explodes from too many greasy fucking cheeseburgers 5 years from now.
 
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2020 broke Bob hard.

First the pandemic forcing theaters to shut down, causing multiple delays and no MCU movies for the first time since 2009.

Then, he got fired from his job at Escapist again for getting into a stupid internet slap fight for stuff no one cares about.

And now, he’s faced with the reality that a Biden presidency is going to be mediocre as Obama due to Republicans holding the Senate, meaning he won’t do Jack shit about fixing things for him.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
So when Bob remains a forever alone unemployed obsolete basement dweller under Biden and Harris and absolutely nothing improves for him, how will he cope?

My bet is delusion. He won't ever acknowledge that his life is exactly the same regardless of who is President. He'll just keep talking about how the superior future is around the corner until Republicans win big again, at which point he will blame them for everything.
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Delusion or "th-they are fixing what Trump broke, seriously guys. The superior future was just around the corner, but now we are set back 30 years because of Drumpf".
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Biden becoming president won't fix Bob's shitty life.
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The only thing that will is a shotgun barrel in his mouth.
 
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Under a Biden/ Harris Admin Robert would:
>Still have diabetes
>Still be unemployed
>Still be a laughing stock

Even if the Dems had 100% of the house and Senate, Robert's life would still suck because everything that lead to it being in that situation is a result of his own actions and personality.
 
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