Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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You know Lindsay is as Basic Bitch Virture Signaling White Libral Woman as you can get definitely the type Bill Burr was going after in his SNL monologue. But even with her occasional sperging her jabs at "Film Robert" makes me occasionally like her a feat no other lolcow can claim.
 
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I'm trying to find Bob's more recent Mario cosplay he did a few months ago, but he seems to have deleted that tweet, i remember seeing it archived here but i'm unable to find it, does anyone have it?

EDIT: Even Google makes fun of Bob.
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Mr. Duck said:
I'm trying to find Bob's more recent Mario cosplay he did a few months ago, but he seems to have deleted that tweet, i remember seeing it archived here but i'm unable to find it, does anyone have it?

EDIT: Even Google makes fun of Bob.
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That's cheating, google will always favour some results over others based on your browser history.
 
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Mr. Duck said:
I'm trying to find Bob's more recent Mario cosplay he did a few months ago, but he seems to have deleted that tweet, i remember seeing it archived here but i'm unable to find it, does anyone have it?

EDIT: Even Google makes fun of Bob.
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Imagine how assmad it makes Bob that THIS is the legacy he’ll leave behind when he’s struck dead by a heart attack sometime in the next few years. And they say there’s no justice in the world!
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That's cheating, google will always favour some results over others based on your browser history.
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Nigga, it’s called incognito searching.
 
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So, what you yould have us to do, "as a culture" (whatever the fuck that means) Robert?

Make it a big fuss on social media and engage on a moral crusade to save Britney Spears, because we all know how well she handles over exposion that breeds misinformation, like the one Robert is engaging right now.

Britney Spears have been reported by psychiatry and specialists, you know, the science Robert loves so much, as not being well and in need for a guardian for her own safety, and the courts are judging by that assesment, and they deem her father as a suitable guardian.

How much is that accurate, fair and true, I don't know, and it isn't my business, all anyone can do is support her and hope she gets the help she needs.

What Britney doesn't need is "the culture" mob getting into her affairs and making her into a grotesque public show. We already have Ethan Ralph for that.

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How do you know that Robert? No, really how do you know that?

I'm sure you are quick to type that you have family/friends/colleagues that have dealt with breakdowns, because you always know someone, making you have a valid opion on everything, because you always have to know everything.

Please, disregard the thousand of thousands of sad stories of people having to be taken care by their eldery parent well into their middle age because of their psychological issues.

nah, Britney Spears is fine, because Movie Robert said so.
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Oh boy, this galaxy brained take right here from blob.

I think I know what Bob was trying to get at. Many moons ago, sometimes women of substantial means (usually inheritances) were comitted to institutions as bugfuck insane, even if they arguably weren't, by patriarchal relatives (or even husbands in some case) who benefited from the woman's money, to control them and keep them from spending any money or having any semblance of freedom.

Now, that's not exactly what's going on here with Leave Britney Alone, but Blob's trying to use the concept from ages past to rile the masses and paint himself as the smartest blue checkmark in the room.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Bob should try to hook up with women in his league, like Chris-chan or Tooter.
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His ego would never accept that. Which is a shame because if he went for a fat girl, he'd probably find someone and maybe be a little less angry about the world.

I won't say happy because hell never let go of the things that piss him off, so is incapable of happiness
 
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I think I know what Bob was trying to get at. Many moons ago, sometimes women of substantial means (usually inheritances) were comitted to institutions as bugfuck insane, even if they arguably weren't, by patriarchal relatives (or even husbands in some case) who benefited from the woman's money, to control them and keep them from spending any money or having any semblance of freedom.
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Yes and it was also the plot of Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch, which Bob loved to death and wrote an essay explaining how intellectual it is. It was a 2011 Escape to the Movies episode and one of the prime examples where Bob's mask as a male feminist started to fall off.

Here's the link by the way, on the Escapist YT channel nonetheless. Looks like they still have some cleaning duty to do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQPdPvOYnD8

00:50 Bob says Snyder is a visionary.

Even in 2013 he was still defending Sucker Punch.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
His ego would never accept that. Which is a shame because if he went for a fat girl, he'd probably find someone and maybe be a little less angry about the world.

I won't say happy because hell never let go of the things that piss him off, so is incapable of happiness
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But then said fat girl would have to tolerate Diabeto.
 
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Bolo said:
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So, what you yould have us to do, "as a culture" (whatever the fuck that means) Robert?

Make it a big fuss on social media and engage on a moral crusade to save Britney Spears, because we all know how well she handles over exposion that breeds misinformation, like the one Robert is engaging right now.

Britney Spears have been reported by psychiatry and specialists, you know, the science Robert loves so much, as not being well and in need for a guardian for her own safety, and the courts are judging by that assesment, and they deem her father as a suitable guardian.

How much is that accurate, fair and true, I don't know, and it isn't my business, all anyone can do is support her and hope she gets the help she needs.

What Britney doesn't need is "the culture" mob getting into her affairs and making her into a grotesque public show. We already have Ethan Ralph for that.

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How do you know that Robert? No, really how do you know that?

I'm sure you are quick to type that you have family/friends/colleagues that have dealt with breakdowns, because you always know someone, making you have a valid opion on everything, because you always have to know everything.

Please, disregard the thousand of thousands of sad stories of people having to be taken care by their eldery parent well into their middle age because of their psychological issues.

nah, Britney Spears is fine, because Movie Robert said so.
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In this world, there are thinkers and believers. If you spent $100,000+ on your post-grad education in order to receive a M.D. or J.D., you are clearly a believer.

$0 and an undergrad from Salem St.? Now that's the thinker shit, right there.
 
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Elaboration will not be given. Listen and believe all victims.
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Sorry to ruin the party fellas, but unless someone can provide an archive I have to call bull on the Lindsay Ellis thing.
I get no hits for Lindsay ever talking to Shaun nor do I get anything for her saying the word Robert either. So either we've got a sneak in our midst or Lindsay did some drunk tweeting, sobered up, and deleted everything rather than face consequences. Ask yourself this, does this look like the face of a woman who gets drunk and does regrettable things?
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Yeah, that's what I thought you bunch of lying misogynists.
 
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Elaboration will not be given. Listen and believe all victims.
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Sorry to ruin the party fellas, but unless someone can provide an archive I have to call bull on the Lindsay Ellis thing.
I get no hits for Lindsay ever talking to Shaun nor do I get anything for her saying the word Robert either. So either we've got a sneak in our midst or Lindsay did some drunk tweeting, sobered up, and deleted everything rather than face consequences. Ask yourself this, does this look like the face of a woman who gets drunk and does regrettable things?View attachment 1723209
Yeah, that's what I thought you bunch of lying misogynists.
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I found Shaun's original tweet. There are quite a few deleted responses, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that she did delete it.
 
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